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Quote# 52302

Quantum Mechanics works at the very small level, while gravity generally works at very large scale.Generally this doesn't matter; except you have to decide *which* theory to use when making a prediction. The equations of quantum mechanics and gravity cannot be combined; one of the two theories must be wrong. But do you hear scientists admitting that evolutional theory might be wrong? No!

cheetah100, Youtubz 32 Comments [11/14/2008 6:13:08 PM]
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Submitted By: The Loser
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Quote# 52229

Call me pessimistic, but I don't see Obama overlooking homeschoolers for very long. Just curious, what would you do if homeschooling is declared illegal during the next 4 years?

Move to another country?

Homeschool anyway and take your chances?

Enroll in private school?

Enroll in public school?

Other?

MidnightCry, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [11/14/2008 6:13:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Atheist Amy
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Quote# 52326

The textbooks in school if you take an astronomy course, they will say you know boys and girls it takes 100,000 years for a red giant to evolve into a white dwarf. By the way, all of the star evolution so to speak, is backwards, it is going downhill, it is losing. They say it would take 20 super novas to create enough energy to create a star. Wait a minute, now 20 of them have to explode before you can make one? That looks like a winning proposition, doesn’t it? You got to loose 20 to gain one, well, how did we get them all then? By the way, nobody has ever seen one form. We have seen lots of them blow up, but nobody has ever proven one star forming. They dream about it, they hope it is out there in the crab nebulae, but it has never been observed. But it was observed nearly 2,000 years ago or so that Cirrus, the brightest star in the sky tonight, Cirrus is, it was a red star. All of the ancient astronomers described it as being red: Cynica said it was red, the Egyptian hieroglyphics said it was red. Yet today, Cirrus was is a white dwarf indicating it happens in less than 2,000 years. It does not take 100,000 years like they said.

Kent Hovind, jcsm.org 43 Comments [11/14/2008 6:08:38 PM]
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Quote# 52299

Catholics who are saved are called former catholics.

Joe Valentine, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [11/14/2008 6:05:33 PM]
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Quote# 52224

I don't hate anyone. Homosexuality just turns my stomach. It’s the natural reaction to something clearly not of God. The Bible will answer all of your questions.

It doesn't matter whether homosexuality is innate or by choice.

I believe that some homosexuals are born that way.

I was born a sinner... just like some are born gay.

Gays are like any other Christian in that they are sinners.

We are only saved through Faith in Jesus King of Kings.

Our Sins become white as snow.

The problem with most Gays is that they celebrate rather than repent of their sin. Ever hear of someone reveling in murder and thievery? It’s an abomination that occurs seldom. "Gay Pride" is an outright stance against God.

Like I said...I was born a sinner... just like some are born gay. However I do not participate in "Sin Pride" parades.

May you and all of your gay buddies become gay Christians.

God Bless You.

John W, Yahoo! Answers 27 Comments [11/14/2008 6:01:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Quote# 52255

[there is no gay religion retard.]

Quite false. They've become a cult with: radical beliefs, flags to mark their territory, newspapers, websites, TV networks, economic forces, etc. and all contrary to established science, religion, moral standards and decency. And yes, homosexuals like fanatic Islamic terrorists are jihading to remake society. Homosexuals have no right to usurp the power of the state to force a Reformation of their choosing upon the mass public. No Right of the minority to tyrannize the majority has ever existed.

MidNightRider2001, YouTube 20 Comments [11/14/2008 6:00:17 PM]
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Quote# 52233

Why are most of the Atheist I've met are lacking love in them and most had a bad experience in their childhood?

Is that the reason they are angry with God and religious people. And have become thick and dont want to listen to anyone? And then they stopped relying on God and thought of making things work on their own. Thats fine if they did that but they should not make people like them who are already happy being religious and are proud to be following their religion.

R£U8£N, Yahoo! Answers 28 Comments [11/14/2008 5:55:26 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 52205

Atheists: Even if you did know there was a God, wouldn't you still deny Him?


Like, you guys just cannot accept that there is a superior being to yourselves who made you controls every aspect of your life.

Even if the gates of heaven opened up before your very eyes and God himself appeared on his throne surrounded by his angels, you would try and convince yourself you were high and having some sort of hallucination, right?

Mildreth Winthrop, Yahoo Crazys 59 Comments [11/14/2008 5:24:29 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52240

A RELIGIOUS sect has declared itself above Australian law and the constitution.

Members of the Kingdom of Yahweh, based in Melbourne's northern suburbs, refuse to register their vehicles, get a driver's licence or register guns.

They even manufacture their own number plates.

Victoria Police Inspector Ewan McDonald said there was a "relatively small number of people who have this peculiar view".

"They don't regard themselves subject to the laws of the state of Victoria . . . they're quite openly frank about their point of view," Insp McDonald said.

"We treat them as any other ordinary member of the public."

Insp McDonald dismissed claims members booby-trapped their number plates, but did say the plates were dangerous because they were poorly made with very sharp edges.

He said it was important to remember the group did not preach violence, did not plan to overthrow the Government and was not associated with any terrorist organisation.

"They act in their own interesting view of the world, they actually regard themselves as quite law abiding, it's just that they don't accept the sovereignty of the Parliament as you or I would," he said.

"People who express these interests and feelings have been coming to police attention for a long time, they've just proceeded as ordinary members of the public."

Facts about the Kingdom of Yahweh:

* Followers of Yahweh are disparate and not involved in one international group. In the US there are many different groups, some calling themselves either the Kingdom of Yahweh or House of Yahweh.

* It is not known when the Kingdom of Yahweh began in Australia.

Followers of Yahweh's Kingdom believe:

- Yahweh (also spelt Yahuah) is the true name of God.

- They are the keepers of the Ten Commandments and Yahweh's laws are "written on our hearts and minds".

- Yahweh's laws are more demanding than any man-made government laws, and his punishments and rewards far greater.

- They are subject only to Yahweh's holy government.

- The new world order represents all that is unholy unto Yahweh.

- Governments were made by man's hands and should therefore be opposed.

- If you carry a government identification card, it is prima-facie evidence you are a corporation and subject to the government.

- You cannot serve two masters - Yahweh and the government.

Kingdom of Yahweh, The Herald Sun 38 Comments [11/14/2008 3:42:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Grimesy
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Quote# 52187

Since gay marriage should be banned because God doesn't agree, should we go through the bible ?
and make laws against everything God hates?

Personally I'll be happy when I can't have sex until I get married, and absolutely everyone will have to be a christian.

Bastian, Yahoo Crazys 55 Comments [11/14/2008 3:27:09 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52202

I can't imagine how you can believe we came from monkeys. doesn't it just make more sense to just say we adapted? Just because we changed our environment doesn't mean we automativally can mutate ourselves and just "evolve." When people get mutetions, they suffer from various illnesses. Can you name me ONE mutation that is positive? Just one. That's all I'm asking for. You can't, simply because there is none. We are made in the image of God, our heavenly father, so when genes in our body changes it goes from good to something bad.

How can you explain how things so complex such as the eye can just have "evolved"? you can't. The fact is, evolution takes faith. How you can believe in something that is so absurd with no evidence is beyond me. Do you realize the probability of us getting here by "chance" is so miniscule that it takes more faith for you to believe in evolution than it takes to believe in unicorns.

[And a little later...]

Genetics? Of course we share similar genes with animals, WE CAME FROM THE SAME GOD! duh! dumb athiests...

[Note: At round three of the debate, "Everseeingeye" forfeited.]

Everseeingeye, Debate.Com 34 Comments [11/14/2008 3:26:31 PM]
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Submitted By: COR
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Quote# 52212

If one does not believe in God, how do you know the difference between good an evil?
I truly believe that man is a selfish, self centered being at his core. If you do not believe in God, why not rob, steal, kill and so forth to make your time here on this planet as pleasant for yourself as possible. After all, there are no permanent consequences for your actions. No Heaven or Hell.....so why not?

jomama, yahoo Crazys 59 Comments [11/14/2008 3:16:10 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52198

Why do so many people question God? Is it not obvious God is all around us? I mean he created this universe and us in his image. Is that not enough evidence for you? What about sending his beloved son to die on the cross so sinners like us would have a shot at getting into heaven? Is that not evidence either? For me I have my faith in God and can't wait to see what heaven is like. I can't wait to live in my mansion and walk the lovely streets of gold.

Joseph Gordon Ph.D, Yahoo Crazys 42 Comments [11/14/2008 3:12:15 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52196

Burning the Book of Mormon? Is this how homosexuals repond to fair voting on the Prop. 8?
Homosexuals really show their true color of arrogance by protesting and objecting to a fair vote by the people.Whinning and stumping your foot like a spoiled child is so immature.Now the burning of the Book of Mormon! The Black's vote has a great part in your loosing your "marriage" too, but you homo don't have the guts to complain about blacks do you?

Wahnote, Yahoo Crazys 62 Comments [11/14/2008 10:27:37 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52304

[The end isn't happening in our lifetimes, whether the Bible or anything says so.]


Sorry I can't help myself. Who are you Stone Cold? If so I'm Vince McMahon LOL.

but seriously we'll find out sooner or later whose right and whose wrong. We just have to agree to disagree. Like you like Obama but I don't. I hope he doesn't get reelected. That will approve that he's working for Satan.

The facts from the Bible are
USA isn't gonna be in the Eastern. Some people thing that we only we deal with the affairs of USA. That's why I think Obama is the John the Baptist of the Anti-Christ. He's just praving the way for him. He does know it or he doesn't know it.


What do you think Obama is gonna do now. If I every stop getting on this is enither I'm dead or the Rapture took place.
Obama probably will said the Aliens took the Christians away.
That's when the Anti-Christ from the old world.

Crushmore(LoneWolf1984), new.pwrshow.com 37 Comments [11/14/2008 6:54:56 AM]
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Quote# 52191

[Does anyone take the book of levitcus seriously?
What is the point of the book of leviticus ( apart form giving atheist endless material to mock christains with)]

it happened...its historical......maybe you should quit mocking since it upsets God....He is your judge.....you gain nothing good from hatred..

Fireball, Yahoo Crazys 45 Comments [11/14/2008 5:02:49 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52211

[How old were you when you decided that Zeus wasn't real?
How about other gods?]

I have always knew that Zeus wasn't real and that there is only one god and that is the God of the bible Jehovah.

fancier_rmv04, yahoo crazys 40 Comments [11/14/2008 2:40:19 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52184

[On a video about wicca is a cult]

Atheist: And like christianity isnt? Just remember who is the christian wearing the mask.

The Fundy: You obviously do not know what a cult is, if you believe that Christianity is one.

Eelman4, Youtube 38 Comments [11/14/2008 2:40:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 52199

[For those who say that a certain theory is not fact, did you know that the effects of gravity is a theory?]

Gravity is proven.Drop an apple and it falls.It is not a belief that seeks to destroy the Bible.
Evolution is a BELIEF system that goes against the Bible and God,that is why we reject it.The proof shows Evolution never happened.

C, Yahoo Crazys 35 Comments [11/14/2008 2:32:42 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52222

Personaly, I don't call them "Gay" if it can be helped. They are NOT happy people! They are queer! Something that is NOT NATURAL! I mean, my goodness, the queers that I know can't even get clean! They take 3-4 showers a day because they feel dirty ALL THE TIME! I wonder why?! Duh! Their souls are filthy! No wonder God called them an abomination! America as we have known it is gone..., a lost cause! It makes me sick to think of it.


Ok Getting off my soapbox now! This whole thing just makes me sick! Sorry for the rant. But GRRRRR!

Abiding Hope, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [11/14/2008 12:34:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Rich
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Quote# 52188

Funny thing about the Bible?
I may have been written by many men, but if you look at it closer every verse points to one thing, the glory of God. different men yet the message remains straight, That's why it was called, oh i don't know...God Inspired.Plus wouldn't it be better to read a history book written by many men, than just 1. And yet people call it a book of "Fairy Tales". Bible is so true, make me kinda giggle a little bit in how true it is. PRAISE BE TO GOD.

Tribe of Judah, Yahoo Crazys 38 Comments [11/14/2008 12:26:26 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 52204

[This is my favourite part of what is in full a hilarious "dialogue" between a "real-life" gay student and Professor Theo]

I was about to go on, but abruptly he changed the subject: "It's attitudes like yours that killed Matthew Shepard."

"Surely you don't imagine that the thugs who killed Matthew Shepard were Christians, do you?" I smiled at the absurdity of the thought, but seeing that he misunderstood my smile I made my face serious and tried again.

"Lawrence, I deplore the violence that killed Matthew Shepard, and I'm glad those men were caught. But shouldn't we also grieve the urge which caused Matthew Shepard to be sexually attracted to violent strangers?"

He said only, "You hate me."

"Professor Theophilus" aka J. Budziszewski, Boundless (Focus on the Family) 52 Comments [11/13/2008 10:04:37 PM]
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Submitted By: storymoron
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Quote# 52268

Company ignores two requests from AFA to discuss Pepsi's support of gay groups.

Pepsi has given Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) a half-million dollars to help push the homosexual agenda in the workplace.

Pepsi has a long tradition of financial support for homosexual groups. According to Jacqueline Millan, director of PepsiCo Corporate Contributions, "We are delighted to continue our partnership with PFLAG...(in) promoting the necessary message of inclusion to untapped groups...and that is a crucial step toward building a healthy working environment."

Despite the fact that 30 states have passed constitutional amendments defining marriage as being between a man and a woman, Pepsi continues to support the efforts by same-sex groups pushing for homosexual marriage.

AFA wrote Pepsi on October 14 and again on October 29 asking the company to remain neutral in the culture war. Pepsi didn't care enough to respond to the AFA letters. Pepsi's lack of response indicates the company plans to continue support for the homosexual agenda.

Take Action

E-mail Chrm. Indra K. Nooyi. Tell her that you expect Pepsi to stop supporting the gay agenda.

After sending your e-mail, please call Pepsi (914-253-2000) and ask the company to remain neutral in the culture war.

Forward this e-mail to your friends and family so they will know about Pepsi's support of the gay agenda.
Pepsi's products include Pepsi soft drinks, Frito-Lay chips (800-352-4477), Quaker Oats (800-367-6287), Tropicana (800-237-7799) and Gatorade (800-367-6287).

The American Family Association, AFA Action Alert, 11/13 95 Comments [11/13/2008 10:01:02 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 52179

First of all Marriage was instituted by God. This was not a human idea. God came up with it in the first place. God and God alone instituted marriage. He said it is between one man and one woman. He did not leave this up to humans to mess with. God does not recongnize anything else. You can fool yourself with a piece of paper but it means nothing to God. And since I am a God fearing and God loving person, His will is the only one that I will ever recognize. I laugh at the idea that two women or two men think that they are married. Because I know in the eyes of God they are not, and that it is an abomination to Him. Our country has been slowing going into a moral decline. We kill babies without blinking an eye. Men marry men, and women marry women, this is all foretold just before the end. God says in the Bible that Men will lay with other men as they do with women, and women will have affections for each other as they do for men, and this is a sign of the end times.WA...

Bls2058, AOL message board 48 Comments [11/13/2008 7:06:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Brad
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Quote# 52181

(Quote snipped a little for readability's sake. This... person... claims to be a Mental Health Nurse...)


First thing in the morning my 4 year old daughter normally says to me, "I am going to be a good girl today mummy". When she says this she really means it, and I can see how she longs to finish even just one day in her life without doing anything wrong. However my daughter knows as well as I do that within at the least an hour of saying she is going to be good, that promise will be broken....

My daughter is a normal 4 year old who loves to play with her dolls and dress up, but everyday she finds that she is doing things that are wrong like doing something to upset her baby brother or not doing what she is told by her mum. So we have a problem, and this is an everyday battle. The problem is sin. I never taught my daughter to sin. This is because she, and as well as the rest of the human race have inherited a sinful nature from Adam...

However this morning my daughter shocked and amazed me.... "... there is only one person who can ever help me to be good", she said. So not knowing where this was going and a little confused by what my daughter was saying, I asked her who it is who would help her to be a good girl, thinking maybe she was going to say me, she said- Jesus. Yes my four year old daughter told me that the only person who would ever help her to be a good girl was Jesus Christ, because she could not do it on her own. I have never told her this. I would have thought this is too deep for a four year old to understand. That she was a sinner, she could not control her sinful nature. She wanted to be good but she could not, instead she did things that where wrong no matter how she tried to be good. Her theology is far deeper than that of many preachers today...

I am not saying she got saved, she is only four. But one thing I know God is definitely working in my little girl's life. It encouraged me to pray for her even more. She is a wretched little girl, who knows she is a wretched sinner who needs only a good saviour to help her. Glory belongs to God!

Jean, The Virtuous Woman 95 Comments [11/13/2008 6:43:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Joules
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