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Quote# 52082

Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers? This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012. Wanna know why? Because I have faith.

dancingseries, YouTube 107 Comments [11/12/2008 2:24:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Special Ed
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Quote# 52060

What saddens me these days, however, is that thousands of Christian homeschooling parents are sending their kids off to college campuses for five or six years to fit into a university system that is morally corrupt and economically disastrous for the next generation of God’s people. In fact, current statistics show that around 70% of Christian freshman will walk away from God after they graduate. Although we might wonder how many of these people were truly believers to begin with, the reality remains that these people may be forever lost to hearing any spiritual truth the rest of their lives.

Shawn Cohen, No Greater Joy 36 Comments [11/12/2008 2:21:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Kris
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Quote# 52132

Creation scientists do have a creation model. Creation scientists are a much scientists as Evolution are. In fact, Many branches of science were founded by Creation scientists. So without Creationists there would be no science.

fancier_rmv04, Yahoo Answers Religion and Spirituality 27 Comments [11/12/2008 2:21:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: gorgeoustxwoman
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Quote# 52116

Raising your children under americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse.

Roibert T Lee, Ten Commandments 41 Comments [11/12/2008 7:16:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: That Goggles Kid
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Quote# 52019

Wonder what would have been different had Hitler or Stalin been a Christian? 150 million people would probably be happier--at least alive to decide if they were happy or not.

WKUHilltopper, Rapture Forums 54 Comments [11/12/2008 7:13:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 52020

Marriage is defined by GOD, not by man! According to God, marriage is the union of one man and one woman. We as humans, no matter how much we might want to change the definition of marriage, have no authority to do so. That is why homosexuals can never be "married". If they want to have equal rights, protections, and tax responsibilities as married heterosexual couples then they can do so, but they must call that union something other than marriage. Perhaps the union of people who lack christian morality is the beginning of the end of America, Obama is the perfect spokesman for them.

KYJADE, Sean Hannity Discussion 39 Comments [11/12/2008 7:00:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 52079

Since Obama has been elected, I'm feeling jumpy and nervous from all the unknown about him. It's finally sinking in I suppose. I feel something dark swirling in the world like never before. Deep down, I trusted Bush with all his flaws. I just don't feel that with Obama. I don't feel the safety anymore or I won't when Bush is gone and Obama takes over. Is anyone one else experiencing the same or is it just me? I know to trust our Lord above all but I still can't shake these feelings right now.

Kate, Wait for it... Rapture Ready! 54 Comments [11/12/2008 3:38:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 52012

I found another Rahm!

I am watching the epic mini-series War and Remembrance, and the commandant of a 'model' Jewish internment camp in Czechoslavakia is SS Major Karl Rahm. (google him)

This man is portrayed as ingratiating at first, but it is apparent that he is a cruel monster who is responsible for sending thousands of Jews to be exterminated at Auschwitz!
(when dicussing Rham Emanuale)

I was under the impression that Rahm Imanuel was a Jewish name, but apparently 'Rahm' is also German? Will Rahm Imanuel's influence and policies ingratiate the 0bama 'regime' with the Israel government and subsequent betrayal? (or should I just put on the tin foil hat now and retreat to my corner?)

Barry

barryinaustralia, RR 44 Comments [11/12/2008 3:36:22 AM]
Fundie Index: -1
Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 52121

I say we bring back the Witch Hunts! minus the brutal torture, just armed with our Swords and Faith

Sethola, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [11/12/2008 3:02:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Barry
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Quote# 52057

If you were born a gay it doesn't mean that you must be a gay all your life long. Homosexuality can be caused by demon possession. Some people can go to the church and don't have any ideas that they are probably possesed. I was born possessed by a demon because my parents went to an extrasensory individual before my birth. I found out about my possession only after 4 years going to my church. God released me when the church minister prayed for me.

DrKillogic, Youtube Comments 38 Comments [11/12/2008 2:57:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Periwinkle SC
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Quote# 52059

"Evolutionary Morphology is one of your screwed? up sects of your religion. You get "Dr. Bullcockery" with a Ph D in "evolutionary morphology" and in his studies of bones he suggest that the "homodickheadist" lived some 27 billion years ago, measurerd in time by guessology and opticrectal precision."
This is not so far from you belief system. It is sad to see such delusion and lack of humor in a human being. It shows a definite sign of "low evolution", HA! HA!
You are not very intelligent.

Revurg, Youtube Comments 43 Comments [11/12/2008 12:55:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Periwinkle SC
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Quote# 52036

[I believe gays should have the same right to marry that I, or anybody else does.]


They do! Gays have exactly the same right to marry that you, or anyone else has.

Sadly gays want to choose to marry a same sex partner, and then want society at large to award them for their personal choice. Wow, if we all expected reward for every personal choice we made, can you just imagine the turmoil!

Trip, Sean Hannity Discussion 49 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 52072

Here's the thing: homosexuality is a CHOICE! There is not one shred of credible evidence to suggest that people are born that way...if there were, then the Bible wouldn't be telling the truth. In other words, God wouldn't be against something that he allows people to be born with. I also think that to equate gay marriage with the Civil Rights struggle is most bogus and really stupid. Black people couldn't help the color of their skin and they should never had been treated the way they were in this country for so long. They needed and certainly deserved civil rights. Gays, however, do not deserve civil rights for what is basically a lifestyle choice. This is just getting more nuts all the time

jb777, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 52032

I wish jesus changed your heart to stop beating.

toxzen, YouTube 52 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 52010

Obama will reverse 200 of president Bush's decisions as soon as he gets into office. Days olds embryonic stem cells are needed for research. Tons of eggs will be fertilized just so they can be harvested......sound evil?!

Miriam33, RR 66 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 52061

I am headed for a divorce and a great deal of the reason is because of my faith. I came to Christ after I was married and my wife refuses to. Over the years, my faith and pursuit of the Lord has created a widening gulf between my wife and I. She complains how I have changed so much since we got married. It is because of my faith, pursuit of, and growth in the Lord. I won't watch garbage television programs with her anymore. I won't listen to the debauched music that we used to share. I don't want to rent movies with sexual themes.

She resents me because of my faith in the Lord. She despises my belief that Christ's blood is the only way to Heaven; thereby despising me as well. She has of course fallen for the notion that she's going to Heaven because she's a "very good person." She believes in Heaven but doesn't quite believe in the God that created it.

How this relates to the OP is that my wife resents me and is beginning to hate me because of my faith--and the resentment and hate has been growing for years. All this while I am attempting to raise a daughter to love the Lord. I'm on fire for the Lord while my wife has no fire for anything. Please pray for her.

JY11, RR 66 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 52028

Oh no, here comes someone throwing out that magical, fantasy "gay gene" that does not exist.

Homosexuality is not biological, this is about a choice--and only a choice. It is nurture versus nature.

Next thing you people will want is a gene that causes drug additions, or a gene that causes gambling addictions, or a gene that causes kleptomania--because let's remember that most kleptomaniancs say they cannot fight the "urge" to steal.
See how ridiculous you sound trying to justify homosexuality as genetic??

There is no biological or scientific evidence for homosexuality. It is strictly a choice to act and live that lifestyle.

SteF95, Sean Hannity Discussion 48 Comments [11/12/2008 12:06:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 52016

[Protesters stand outside a Dallas church during a sermon titled "Why Gay is Not O.K."]

They were singing "Jesus Loves Me"

Yes, He surely does, but He does not Love the SIN they're living under of which he calls an abomination, and that they must be put to death. Lev. 20:13

What about this is hard to understand?

1Angel4u, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/12/2008 12:02:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 51999

(complaining about how The Nightmare Before Christmas secularized the holidays)

Witches, vampires, ghosts and other residents of Halloween Town have real-world occult associations that will rightly bother Christian families. Likewise, Christmas, Halloween and other holidays that have obvious spiritual connections in our world have no such associations in Jack's. When Jack does a string of "scientific" experiments to try to ascertain the true meaning of Christmas ("In these little bric-a-brac a secret's waiting to be cracked," he sings), it's more than a little jarring that the conclusions he makes have absolutely nothing to do with the Christ of Christmas.

The Nightmare Before Christmas asks, "Where do holidays come from?" and answers quite simply, "From the towns that bear their names." Thus, Christmas is an organic event conceived by the folks of Christmas Town, not a celebration of the Savior's birth in a Bethlehem manger. Easter comes from Easter Town and is embodied by a giant pink bunny. Thanksgiving and St. Patrick's Day alike come from their respective hamlets, in totally secularized packaging.

Lindy Keffer and Steven Issac, Plugged In Online 46 Comments [11/11/2008 11:20:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 52000

[In response to: "I'm not a bible thumper either but i do believe in god and his word, for the most part." ]


For the most part? EIther you believe or you don't. God's word is not there for you to pick and choose from!!!!! You will go to Hell if you dont believe the Holy Bible is all the Word of the Living God. What kind of liberal in christians clothing are you? Your parents should be ashamed of you. You are unfit to be a parent and husband. I know why you are feeling sick. It is because you ARE SICK. And it is too bad your family is being lead by a such a twisted degenerate.

You are a Godless abomination and you should not speak anymore until you learn to be a decent human being and child of God.

May Almighty God have mercy upon your soul. REPENT SINNER.

Lord, what is this country coming too? This used to be a good, God fearing land. And now these filthy degenerate folk think they can just pick and choose and bend God's Word into whatever they want it to be? I hope you teach your kids better than that you Sinner. Otherwise they will be in Hell right next to you.

Unknown Crag's List Fundie, Craig's List Politics 48 Comments [11/11/2008 11:20:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 52002

Relative to mankind upon God’s earth, the true Christian knows that we have more than science can ever offer, and that is comforting speculation, anecdotal evidence, assertions, constructs, abstracts, supernatural explanations that are “non testable” because we believe in what Jesus states, mysticism, metaphysics, and above all, RELIGIOUS FAITH!

Take your Evilution elsewhere. This is a religious forum, not some Satanic forum that spews forth Satanic scenarios!

Brother D. Thomas, Craig's List - Religion Board 14 Comments [11/11/2008 11:19:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 52031

Hey ladies! Get your burka orders in now before Obama is inaugurated! Once he's in and mandates that all women wear burkas, the price will go way up! Time to throw away all your Venus razors and Nair because hairy arm pits and legs will be all the rage. That's payback to all the dumb men that voted for Obama...take that!

Reaganite, Sean Hannity Discussion 61 Comments [11/11/2008 11:18:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 52077

I have a heavy heart today for my son. I visited him yesterday and he started babbling off the cool-aid speeches and how wonderful everything was going to be and utopia and blah blah blah . . . and I suddenly felt sick. This is a very intelligent young man that usually is babbling about what he learned in church last Sunday. I feel like if things go crazy and the non coolaid drinkers are singled out maybe my son will turn against me . .. turn me in. I suddenly feel leary of my own child. It's not a good feeling and I wish it would go away.

I feel like I need to contact one of those people that rescue adult children from cults and un-brainwash them.

forgiveness heals, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [11/11/2008 11:14:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 52022

No, [gays] have civil unions, they don't need to ruin traditional marriage. The only reason why there's a high divorce rate is because idiot liberal parents don't teach their kids to be responsible, and their kids go out and get married at 19 thinking they know how to handle marriage at such at young age.

Justus, Sean Hannity Discussion 36 Comments [11/11/2008 10:49:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 52024

No. There resoans are simple [that gays should not be able to adopt].
1, homosexuals cannot raisea child without inflicting their self distructive lifestyle on thier children.
2, They hate the oppset sex. Which when the child reaches an age of sexual awareness becomes very very large problem for the homosexual adult pretending to be a parent.

blackcatrun, Sean Hannity Discussion 32 Comments [11/11/2008 10:47:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: antipop
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