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Quote# 51984

You're not understanding.

Listen to me. An asteroid, one that could have wiped out all the dinosaurs, would have basically destroyed all life on Earth.

All of it. Except for Bacteria that existed deep, deep underground. And chances are, those probably got killed too. Therefore, Earth's fauna would have to have had to "Reset itself" from single-celled organisms that scientists just "Believe" somehow came to be. Spontaneous Generation doesn't work and isn't involved. If this entire Fauna thing reset, then we have from the minute it reset to now to evolve into humans.

That isn't possible. Meaning an Asteroid couldn't have hit Earth.

Corbenine, WoW Offtopic 39 Comments [11/11/2008 10:17:03 PM]
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Quote# 51944

I don't know if it (Obama's win) will help race relations. Last night around midnight, my son, who lives in Lansing Mi., had a group of black people who came to his door and said: Now you are going to know how it feels to be a minority!" I feel very concerned for him, he didn't know them, and i believe this could just be the beginning of racial issues. Did you see the two Black Panthers at the Philly voting precinct yesterday? I don't believe that this election is going to bring us together as a country, rather it will bring sadness.

listening for the trumpet, RaptureReady 37 Comments [11/11/2008 9:37:39 PM]
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Quote# 52030

[And your forgetting that gays also kill babies to eat them, kick puppies, and are the ones who sneak into your house and steal single socks from your dryer.]


You left out, they are humans, and among the human race they are supposed to be the most intelligent animanl on earth. So why are they the only animal practicing sodomy?

Too bad they aren't pigs. If a bore jumped on another one in a pig pen, we'd have an abundance of sausage.

sourdough, Sean Hannity Discussion 33 Comments [11/11/2008 9:37:07 PM]
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Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 51978

ROFLMAO

Another beginning... hee hee hee hee hee hee hee !!!

The art that keeps on giving... archaeology... gotta love it.

The same folks that made a prehistoric man ... from a pigs tooth.

Bobrobert, huffingtonpost 15 Comments [11/11/2008 9:36:41 PM]
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Quote# 52023

I never said that there are no divorces amongst conservatives. What I'm saying is, conservative parents tend to teach their kids morals and discipline them, while lib parents tend to befriend their kids and let them smoke marijuana etc... And no, not all, but I've seen it firsthand. I'd be willing to bet that liberal kids get married sooner than later, seeing as there are twice as many lib kids these days.

Justus, Sean Hannity Discussion 35 Comments [11/11/2008 9:36:10 PM]
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Quote# 52025

It's far better for children to be raised in an orphanage, looked after by people who are not nuts than to be adopted by a pair of homosexuals. I'd rather see "gay marriage" pass than gay adoption, as the latter does far more damage to children. Personally, I think it should be considered child abuse.

Old_Mil, Sean Hannity Discussion 29 Comments [11/11/2008 9:35:28 PM]
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Quote# 52001

The financial woes of our nation are not going to be solved by any economic strategy, for they are rooted in our spiritual rebellion against God. We cannot kill babies in their mother's wombs, promote same-sex marriage, produce filthy movies and TV programs, worship the dollar, and pressure Israel to give up its heartland, and expect God to bless our economy. Our economy will be healed only when we as a nation get right with God.

NCJimbo, Craig's List - Religion Board 26 Comments [11/11/2008 9:33:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 51914

The United States will have it's first Communist president in January of 2009. I was saddened on November 5th, 2008 to see Obama's supporters proudly waving Communist flags after the election. Can you imagine? What happened to this once great society in which we live? The saddest part is that most of the American people want Communism, because they've only seen it's friendly side thus far. The dark side of Communism will soon come upon us in America. Even now our economy is faltering, being bolstered up by deficit spending and a mass flood of illegal immigrants willing to work for peanuts. Communism sounds great in theory; but in reality it always leads to an oppressive form of tyrant government and a failed economy. Communism is synonymous with atheism, anarchy and a brutal police state regime.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 51 Comments [11/11/2008 8:58:58 PM]
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Quote# 51971

Abortion is against God's plan for each of us. What if the child being aborted is the one that God created to find the cure for cancer, or diabetes, heart disease or to be the one that leads this country back to the christian foundation that it was founded upon. The Bible is God's word for us and He says that He knows us before we are formed and he formed us in our mother's womb. Conception is not an accident we know that when a man and woman comes to together sometimes a child is conceived but only if God allows it to happen. God holds the keys to life and death and there is only one true God. All the other religions put their faith in a dead prophet but my Redeemer lives and walks with me each and every day. I pray for everyone who does not know him and if you have any questions about my Lord I will be glad to try to answer them. I the mean time I do not intend to try to offend anyone by my position on this subject I am just letting you know what is on my heart. God Bless each of you and may God live in your heart.

Melinda Riggs, Stop Abortion! Facebook Cause 39 Comments [11/11/2008 8:54:23 PM]
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Quote# 52027

[For a child, anything is preferable to growing up in state orphanages or group homes.]


That may be true, however there is no shortage of heterosexual couples waiting to adopt.

So put the gays at the back of the list. If there ever becomes a shortage, then we'll consider them adopting.

If the kid grows up seeing daddy kissing daddy all the time and becomes gay himself, has his abnormal amount of partners
and contracts AIDS, was it really better than growing up in an orphanage?

golfmonke2207, Sean Hannity Discussion 43 Comments [11/11/2008 8:50:30 PM]
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Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 51983

Don't even bother, she is in fact trolling or an idiot. Your questions are valid, and something most people would expect (no offense).

Bottom line: At a distance, Evolution looks valid and plausible. When looked into, it has no chance.

So when someone looks deeper, they know they cant answer so all they do is spit out insults.

Fruscainte, WoW Offtopic 22 Comments [11/11/2008 8:46:59 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51957

[I kid you not, that is this person's actual username]

Ah, there is REteach spouting the usual pro-homosexual activist agenda. Doesn't Proposition 8 send a message to you activists? Marriage had ALWAYS been defined as the union of one man and one woman for procreation and the raising of children. Activist courts tried to change that definition. Isn't that a legislative responsibility? How can secularism override basic physiological facts? This is a victory for not religion, but nature.

dmpitsch@hotmail.com, Beliefnet 29 Comments [11/11/2008 8:45:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Zachski
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Quote# 52007

Liberals think that Barack Obama is going to push the homosexual agenda and repeal DOMA. Apparently they haven't realized yet that the Koran forbids homosexuality and Democrats are afraid of a repeat of landslide losses as in 1994.

conservapedia.com, conservapedia (Main Page) 23 Comments [11/11/2008 8:34:37 PM]
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Quote# 51976

[Topic: Atheists? Are they truly happy?]

They're not miserable, they enjoy their hatred of 90% of the world's population because they're religious. That's why atheists, having nothing to defend in their "lack of beliefs" and really should care less about religion if they really lacked beliefs about God, attack the religious, because they "hate" some of the religious idiots, they "hate" our history, they "hate" our morals, they "hate" our Bible, they "hate" our ideals, they "hate" our God, they "hate" our opinions, they "hate" our conversions, they "hate" our skepticism of their ideas...

...It's not that they're unhappy, it's just that hating makes them happy - if it didn't, they wouldn't be attacking the religious so faithfully, because - why would they do it if it made them unhappy? The atheist argues against religion because he or she feels they have a righteous anger against religion and the religious. Quite simply, because they "hate".

And we're supposed to be the bigots. *puts on flame resistent armor* - anyone ready to prove my point?

OperaPhantom91, Gametrailers 38 Comments [11/11/2008 8:03:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 52033

If Obama is a Christian, then God may as well do away with Hell and let every muderer, rpaist, etc into Heaven too

sojourner, Sean Hannity Discussion 52 Comments [11/11/2008 7:53:12 PM]
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Quote# 51975

Just goes to show you the founding fathers were right the first time: women should not have been given the right to vote. They are obviously swayed by emotions, not rational thought.
It was a mistake to amend the constitution and now we are paying for it.
The only solution is to require women to vote with the permission of their husbands.

ma90803, World Net Daily 50 Comments [11/11/2008 6:29:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 51990

See, that's the problem with you scientific secularists. You just don't get it. The truth is God put the temple there 6,000 years ago and made it *look* 11,000 years old just to test our faith.

I dare you to prove I'm wrong. (Note, scientific evidence is inherently faulty and does not count. Only Biblical evidence or divine revalation will be accepted.)

starboymikey, huffingtonpost 79 Comments [11/11/2008 6:25:55 PM]
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Quote# 52018

[Three out of four divorced christians want gays to stop undermining the sanctity of marriage.]


you want to turn America into a cesspool with the sodomites running around raping our children and indoctrinating kindergarteners with that vile lifestyle. If the California courts overturn homosexual marriage (don't you dare call that lifestyle happy) and other states do the same then on that day I will pray God destroys America with fire and brimstone like He did Soddom and Gomorrah.

PatriotDefenseSystem, Sean Hannity Discussion 43 Comments [11/11/2008 6:22:01 PM]
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Quote# 52043

Actually I think aliens/UFOs tie in perfectly with Christianity and the Bible. In Genesis is says that angels were mating with humans, creating some kind of super race of beings. God was pissed off and destroyed the earth with the flood, but I believe it also says he banished the "supernatural beings" to another place... possibly another planet? Perhaps they're returning...

shaun3701, IMDB 22 Comments [11/11/2008 6:12:27 PM]
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Quote# 51911

it talks about the fall of the world in Revelations...how a Muslim takes over in one of the most powerful countries...and guess what...look here...Obama is Muslim.

Cali, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [11/11/2008 6:09:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 52017

Well, I have little to no respect for anyone who voted for Obama, which includes one good friend and several co-workers. I'm keeping it civil with the co-workers, but I'm very disappointed in my friend (who has really back-slidden in many ways) and I'm finding it hard to want to get together with her.

I think this election really drew a line between many relationships. I believe it was/is a massive spiritual battle between good and evil. McCain wasn't my first pick for prez, but he is a conservative and he would have been better than what we got.

Rebecki, RaptureReady 33 Comments [11/11/2008 6:07:16 PM]
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Quote# 52084

The big sign they are all signing in D.C. for Obama incorpates the Peace sign into the slogan. The peace sign is an upside down cross with broken arms. The "peace" one gets when breaking the arms of an upside down cross is peace of mind to practice withcraft as an initiate. It meant that hundreds of years before it meant simply "peace" in general.

WordyTrees, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [11/11/2008 6:02:53 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 51951

the NOI prophesied the final muhommed (a muslim) would come into the world from the union of a white female and black male based on their interpretation of the story of Mary Magdelin and Jesus Christ; being white and black respective. Obama fulfills this.

Obama hails from chicago whose zipcode is 60606 (do you see the three sixes ?)

Obama would be a "black" president in the "white" house (satan is described as black in attribute and who seeks to take over the white mansion known as heaven).

Obama's first name is JEWISH! which means blessed [baruch].

Obama is MUSLIM

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 41 Comments [11/11/2008 6:01:12 PM]
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Quote# 51991

Maybe this discovery will finally open everyone's eyes and make it clear that our supposed "evolution" has not happened like they say, that we haven't gradually evolved from the "caveman era" to today in a straight line. The archaeological and geological records have far too many gaps and inconsisntencies, and there are known facts that overthrow the theory of "linear evolution" with our current civilization the pinnacle of human development.

It's clear that some ancient civilizations were just as advanced as ours, if not more so. They were wiped out by shifts in the Earth's magnetic poles, a rather natural occurence that happens regularly every few thousand years. Guess when the next pole shift is due...??!!!

chin075, huffingtonpost 30 Comments [11/11/2008 5:56:01 PM]
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Quote# 51973

I am at the traditional side. I think homosexuality is a mental disorder. While some homosexual people may have this disorder and there is medical evidence (I really feel sorry for them and think they should get help), that does not mean it should be considered 'normal' and legalized in the form of the 'marriage'. No, of course not. There is no marriage. It's a big delusion. This behaviour is unnatural, immoral and wrong. However, there are people, who deliberately advertise homosexuality and speak about 'human rights'. My opinion is that these people (e.g. gay/lesbian parades) should be banned because what they do is more harmful than abusing their 'rights'. After all, normal people also have rights to protect themselves and their children.

Gentoo User, Gentoo Forums 32 Comments [11/11/2008 5:54:48 PM]
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