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Quote# 51932

The Bible says that children born to non-belivers are "unclean" but if that child has at least one believing parent, the child is holy. (1 Cor 7:14) I don't know if that has ramifications for the child in terms of heaven or hell, but it does give me reason to consider the dire consequences of non-believing parents. But then again, Christ did die for all of us. Furthermore, how do you know what a child or baby thinks? How can any of us say for certain if a baby (or embryo) has a relationship with CHrist?

Bernardd, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [11/11/2008 12:24:22 AM]
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Quote# 51858

I have just returned from a vacation helping my oldest daughter, her husband, and two kids move to Ohio.

The election went much like I expected, even though it is to the destruction of freedom in the United States and the remainder of the world. The depressed and downtrodden of the world no longer have a Christian United States to help them against the wicked of the world.

Not only is the United States become a subrate nation, all of the other nations will suffer with it. All of the poor of the United States will become poorer and the wicked leaders will take freedom from this country.

I am sure those who were led by the Holy Spirit of Christ voted against the evil Islamic candidate. I am also sure those who voted for Osama Obama do not have the Holy Spirit of Christ in their lives. However, those who have remained true to Christ will receive their reward in heaven.

I have studied the scriptures and see every aspect of Osama Obama and Islam fulfilling all of the prophecies of the Bible concerning the antichrist and the end times.

The United States of America, the protector of the oppressed around the world, is no longer a nation of God. It has become a nation of Islam and the wicked.

Islam "will" become dominannt in America while Christianity and its followers will begin to be persecuted and estranged from a once great nation.

God will not allow this nation to flourish under the Satanic cult of Islam. Osama Obama is the antichrist and has mesmerized the young, Islamics, and liberal Democrats into a blindness of which they cannot recover.

Within the next week, I will enter a post on these boards outlining most every event that will take place under Osama Obama and the wicked of this nation. When it is entered on the board, you can copy, paste, print it out, and place it on a bulletin board in your home.

You will be able to follow all his evil decisions and mandates for this country and eventually the world. You will have all the warnings right in front of you so, you will have no excuse when Jesus confronts you at the soon coming end time (7-10 years).

Those who voted money (economy) over Christian values will reap their reward in the near future. Those who remained true and voted Christian values over the economy will reap a richer reward after this life.

Am I a prophet? No, there are no more prophets, but the scriptures clearly describe the end time and the antichrist. All you need do is to read the scriptures and believe them.

Father Time

ahsoisee "Father Time", AT&T Message Board 52 Comments [11/11/2008 12:24:08 AM]
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Quote# 51869

Question: What happens to Sarah Palin Now? (after the election)

She will get back up and fight for her rights to be the real VP of this country.

Obama has all but won this election. We are going to protest it and ensure that Palin/McCain gets into office.

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo! Answers R&S 63 Comments [11/11/2008 12:24:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Bella Cullen
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Quote# 51897

I would like to leave my estate to some decent anti-gay organization so should I leave it to the Mormons ?

Ibredd, Yahoo Answers 20 Comments [11/11/2008 12:23:10 AM]
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Quote# 51962

Oh! It just hit me. The reason why we never hear about plant evolution is because plants don't have sexual intercourse...well, at least not in the way evolutionists like to envision it. See, evos are obsessed with sex, especially if it's forced sex or if it's between two different types of animals, like chimps and humans. But since plants don't do any of that, then they're just simply less sexy of a topic. Science only gets interested when animals have harems or multiple partners, or -- of course -- if they're's any homosexual activity going on...that as well gets them real excited. I suppose the ultimate zenith for science would be evidence of homosexual activity between a Neanderthal and a chimp.

supersport, CARM 74 Comments [11/11/2008 12:22:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 51953

Would it be wrong for me to fire an Atheist?
I found out one of my employees doesn't believe in G0d. I'm trying to run a Christian business. I feel as though people who want to take G0d out of our country don't deserve anything good from me. Obviously I'll make up a lame reason to fire them so they can't sue me.
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I want employees with morals.
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My business is no faith-based. I run a restaurant.
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Un Taro, Yahoo Answers 68 Comments [11/11/2008 12:21:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 51961

[speaking about tolerance of homosexuals]

I am in education and see the trend of teaching tolerance to our young people and this scares me.

Darby Dameron, Reviews for children's book "Does God Love Michael's Two Daddies?" on Apologetics Press 37 Comments [11/11/2008 12:20:01 AM]
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Quote# 52037

I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?"

Glory, RaptureReady 68 Comments [11/10/2008 11:35:10 PM]
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Quote# 51900

The close quarters of the Columbia space shuttle was not an approriate place for women to share with men.

Was sex in space one of the experiments the columbia crew performed? If so, the ones who were married committed adultery in space and the rest committed formnication and perhaps homosexuality. If that is so then they got what they deserved. Should those who help corrupt and introduce human depravity into space be regarded as heros?

Laurel Clark had an 8 year old son. She abandoned her son for the fleeting american dream.

The Columbia crew did not end up in heaven; they fell back from heaven

Robert T. Lee, Ten Commandments 79 Comments [11/10/2008 10:43:41 PM]
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Submitted By: dg
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Quote# 51909

I’m already protected against all forms of witchcraft. Calculating Obama’s number is not numerology. The Bible instructs us to calculate the number…it just happens that Barack Hussein obama’s name calculates in so very many different ways to 666… even his zipcode 060606–so I have heard, calculates 666.

sfl777, African Press International 45 Comments [11/10/2008 9:39:32 PM]
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Submitted By: JR
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Quote# 51935


This is a painting i did 2 years ago. it's based off of a painting from the rennaisance. The babies on your left represent those that have been killed at the hands of abortion clinics (the abortion clinics are represented by the female doctor at the center). While swords aren't used to abort babies, ithe sword in this painting symbolically stands for death, destruction and blood shed. The doctor has slashed the lives of those children (see painted on rips) and is now turned to kill yet more still. The doctor is staring into the eyes of it's first new victom, a small girl who stares innocently back (maybe even for a kiss). the babies featured on the right all appear happy, but Death is hellbound on coming to annihilate their future lives. The laughing giggling babies soon will be just as hurt and torn as those on the left. Perhaps only the mother holding her child will say no the the doctor and forbid the murder of her own child.

Miamae, Gaia Online 128 Comments [11/10/2008 7:38:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 52015

Gays don't hate muslims because they know islam is a false religion anyway. They hate Christians because deep down they know we're the true religion, so their hatred of Christians is just a manifestation of their hatred of God.

Joe Valentine, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [11/10/2008 7:07:34 PM]
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Quote# 51898

Re: The Conservative Resistance - Day One!

I'd love to be optimistic on this one, but I'm afraid I can't. We won't recover from this. Welcome to Germany, 1933. Say goodbye to the freedoms you hold dear. If they have their way, you won't even have this site to commiserate on any more. He is a racist, Muslim, anti-Semitic socialist. I can't believe this has happened...God help us.

JRu4Life, GOPUSA 34 Comments [11/10/2008 7:04:27 PM]
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Quote# 51929

I believe that the husband and wife should vote as one: meaning that, after discussing the possible options, both come to a mutual decision and the wife strengthens the husband's vote with hers. I think it's a shame if the wife disregards her husband's opinion and "cancels" his vote by choosing the opposite. And in my opinion, the same is true for adult unmarried daughters - they are under their father's authority until marriage.

Anna T., Domestic Felicity 67 Comments [11/10/2008 7:03:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 51906

A THERAPIST has been banned from holding classes at the All Saints Pastoral Centre near London Colney because local Catholics feared that she was indulging in supernatural occult practices.

Amanda Hart, who lives in Colney Heath and describes her classes as "hypnotherapy and a variety of philosophy-based techniques", said: "The staff and the director at the centre have no problems with what I do, but other people complained that it was related to cults and witchcraft, which is a total misunderstanding.

[...]

The centre, located in a former Anglican convent in Shenley Lane, has not yet responded to the Review's invitation to comment, but the Review understands the decision to ban Ms Hart was made by Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, head of the Roman Catholic Church in England, who also acts as bishop for the owner of the centre, the Diocese of Westminster.

Cardinal Cormac Murphy-O'Connor, St. Albans & Harpenden Review 19 Comments [11/10/2008 7:02:31 PM]
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Submitted By: The L
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Quote# 51952

I was happy to see that Prop 8 was passed. As a newlywed man, the idea that homosexuals would be allowed the same rights as other human beings was sickening to me, and I personally felt the threat they pose against myself and my beautiful bride. To think that someone else could share the same loving legal rights as me...just disgusting.

Bagelfeet, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [11/10/2008 6:53:54 PM]
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Submitted By: bluegerbil
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Quote# 51938

How sad of a day was it in Germany for the real Christians when Hitler was elected in Germany back in August 19, 1934? Now we know how these German Christians must have felt that day.

Hitler was extreme abortionist.
Hitler was an extreme evolutionist and darwinist.
Hitler was against people owning guns.
Hitler supported para-military to spy on people (Gestapo)
Hitler was against the Jews (Jesses Jackson, Reverened Wright, Louis farrankan, etc - all friends of Hussien the anti-Christ and Hussein is a Muslim)
Hitler was a liar of extraordinary proportions.
Hitler claimed to be a Christian but distorted Christ and what the Bible says blantantly.
Hitler mesmorized the lost and ignorant.

I predicted Hussein would be our next president because in order for the Anti-Christ to rise his anti-Christs must be allowed to come to power.

I predict the following things likely to happen that relate to the Rapture.
I am interested in hearing what others think about the rise of the revived Roman Empire, the fall of America and the slide toward Ghommorah that we saw witness this week. God has abandon America because America has abandon God.

In the next 4 years we will see critical events that will set up the Revived Roman empire because of the satan man Hussein and his demonic democratic cohorts.

This empire will be where the Anti-Christ will come to power. God is using the anti-Christ Hussein to make this happen.

What does this mean for us Christians. The start of the 7 year tribulation. But before that the Rapture of the saints.

Make sure that you are a branch that bears fruit and abiding in Christ otherwise the consequences are too horrible to contemplate.
To go through the tribulation will be 100000 times worst than the OBAMANATION we face now.

Norrin Radd, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [11/10/2008 6:53:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Toni
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Quote# 51884

Some here assume that gay people are born that way. THey are no more born that way than (and I'm not equating gays to this so put down the gun) porn addicts, child porn addicts, drug addicts, child and women abusers, etc

tysonallredk27, http://www.cbc.ca 39 Comments [11/10/2008 5:02:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 51933

I was asked to evaluate an elderly lady down in the Emergency Dept about 30 minutes ago. This unfortunate patient is well known to our service after numerous admissions to our hospital. She has many chronic medical concerns, and experiences frequent exacerbations requiring admission.

Apparently, during one of my prior encounters with this patient, her family (son) was offended by my witness.

So, as I entered the examination room, he immediatly recognized me and threw a fit. He requested that the ER MD obtain the services of another specialist and he refused to consent to my consultation. (He is the POA for the patient). He stormed on "I have no intention of letting you 'convert' my mother!"

I witness to all my patients, at least once. Most of the time, I have no idea whatever became of it. Well, I suppose that's not the case here.

Anyway, I prayed as to whether or not I should share this experience on this board. I felt convicted to do so, as it is probably an experience we may need to get used to. I have heard all kinds of responses, but this one is by far the most striking. I have never been rejected on the basis of my witness before. (I have had complaints from staff, who curiously never identify themselves...)

What is the relevance? I believe this type of rejection may be yet another indication we are truely in the end times.

This may sound strange, but in a way I feel honored by this experience. I am also humbled as this of course is nowhere near the persecution many Christians have endured. Just a taste. A little itty bitty taste.

Gratefulberean, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [11/10/2008 4:56:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 51887

I, and many others, also have our own CIVIL RIGHT to live in a gay-marriage free society

YYYYYY, http://www.cbc.ca 59 Comments [11/10/2008 4:56:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 51886

Gays just need to do with the term marriage what they did with rainbows, triangles, and the color purple: steal it. Then straight couples won't get married anymore and they can have the institution for themselves!

WayneMacIsaac, http://www.cbc.ca 40 Comments [11/10/2008 4:52:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 51864

Many athiests are VERY intelligent human beings but they lack the will or the desire to see the truth.

[quoted from the London Atheist Bus Campaign] " There probably is no God, so stop worrying and enjoy your lives "

Well, one way to refute that quickly and simply is to bring people's attentions to the fact that its actually very hard to enjoy a life without God...
The world sucks, we can all say with 100% confidence that no-one can find any fulfilment anywhere on this Earth except from God, who is not from this Earth. Can anybody see where I'm going with that? But how do you say that succinctly...hmmm?

epchois_nai_nan, http://tasbeha.org 64 Comments [11/10/2008 4:52:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 51882

Why I'm against same-sex marriage...

Because it's immoral. America was built on strong morals, but now you may look around and think "What happened to those morals?" You can thank liberals for that, as they are on a non-stop mission to challenge every rule or law they come across until it breaks. Where does it end? One day will 30 year olds be allowed to marry 14 year olds? One day will people be allowed to marry multiple partners? Who knows, but it wouldn't surprise me.

If I have kids someday, I don't want them to think marriage between two men or two women is just as normal and accepted as marriage between man and woman. Luckily California voted to ban gay marriage, and considering that SAN FRANCISCO is located in California... That should tell you something. Liberals will keep pushing to legalize gay marriage, but maybe one day they'll realize that the rest of the nation doesn't want San Francisco values.

Many people know about how common homosexuality was in ancient Greece and Rome. Between young boys and their older mentors, it was described as an "initiation" into manhood. I thought about how F-ed up that is, but then I realized... Those boys didn't know any better. They grew up in a culture that supported homosexuality so these boys were perfectly fine with it. I don't want my kids growing up thinking like that. I don't want children thinking homosexuality is as normal and accepted as heterosexuality, and I'm scared because one day it might be.

[ The whole thing is pure fundie gold, please read on...]

Restore America, Xanga Blog 42 Comments [11/10/2008 4:41:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Kung Fu Hamsta
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Quote# 51948

Everyone seems to be so concerned about finances and the environment, but they brush off the fact that babies are being murdered each day, same sex unions and marriage are taking over, and...well, look at out President now. Prosperity is now higher than Morality.

xiao-feng-fury, deviantart 39 Comments [11/10/2008 4:40:25 PM]
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Submitted By: seraphicreverie
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Quote# 51808

Ashamed before God
It is my belief that any Christian that voted for Obama should be ashamed before God.

Why?
Well there are a lot of non Christian things that go on in this country that if God asked us we could say that we do not agree with them, but there was not much we could do about it.

Do you realize that we as Christians had a good chance at stopping the baby killing!
If God asked why we would vote for someone who wants to continue this killing when there was another candidate that wanted to stop it, what could you give as an excuse?

I think when some of these Christians who voted for Obama realize what they have done, like Judas they will have to deal with the guilt.

My two cents…

Goodboy, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [11/10/2008 12:39:46 PM]
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