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Quote# 51711

*obama*

I don't like a man, who has talked about "spreading the wealth," calling on me to "sacrifice." Not after his "spread the wealth" comment and his views of life.

What kind of sacrifice does he want from me?!

Now, God calling me to sacrifice. That's something different.

Ashleigh, RR 25 Comments [11/8/2008 9:10:17 PM]
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Quote# 51749

[For the last few weeks I feel as if I am being attacked {...} there are things that haven't entered my mind in years that are popping in on me. {...} For some reason Satan seems to be on me constantly.]

You should be happy. Satan doesn't attack those that he doesn't see as a threat. Also, Satan can't attack anyone without God's permission, so I'd say God is allowing it to work his perfecting of you.

fracturedInfinity, RR 38 Comments [11/8/2008 8:03:21 PM]
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Quote# 51782

The mention of unicorns, dragons etc. only reinforces the belief that prior to the Flood, humans and dinosaurs existed together. This is not the stuff of fairy tales...

royalcrompton, h2g2 32 Comments [11/8/2008 7:48:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Giford
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Quote# 51757

[the day after Obama wins the election]

I had to get off talk radio and on to K-Love Christian music for the first time in a month. I was in tears on both stations though, so I didn't really come out of my bog all day. Now and then I was able to repress reality, but mostly the day felt like the day after 9/11 - I was stunned, hurt, lonely, scared, angry, you name it. I must seek peace in knowing it is all in God's plan.

forgiveness heals, RaptureReady 35 Comments [11/8/2008 7:21:40 PM]
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Quote# 51709

(re: What if you had a gay/lesbian son/daughter..)

If he is gay, I'll get him testosterone shots.

If she is a lesbian, I'll get her estrogen shots.

Problem solved!

Nicolae, Yahoo! Answers 51 Comments [11/8/2008 7:21:30 PM]
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Submitted By: fritistat
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Quote# 51608

[ Originally Posted by Faulty
I agree. It's an exciting and a sad time, but I knew that someday my country would have to decrease so the EU could increase, but I still don't like it.
]

I agree. I was just sitting here commenting to my wife about how I have seen our country go from a Christian nation into one that is very ungodly now. You can tell that things like evolution, gay marriage, abortion, infantcide, teaching elementary school kids about homosexulaity, etc. is just a satanic low we have stumbled to lately. These things have been around for a long time, but only really recently have they jumped full steam into the America mainstream here. We are surely walking down the path of decay spiritually.

Chris, Rapture Forums 21 Comments [11/8/2008 7:18:06 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 51581

I am just heart broken. May God have mercy on this country. The first thing my daughter asked me on the phone right after Obamanation won was…”Where do you want to move to?” I don’t think she was kidding either! I tell you…this country is headed for hell…very fast.

Has anyone stopped to think at the number of babies that will be murdered now? How many “gays”…and I use that term loosely…they are NOT happy people…are going to just take over this country?! It’s going to be Sodom and Gomorrah all over again! It makes me SICK to think about it.


Please Jesus…, come quickly.

AbidingHope, RR 39 Comments [11/8/2008 7:16:33 PM]
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Quote# 51706

[part of a long rant]
YES ON 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES. as to the comments that we should be ashamed of ourselves and that this is 2008 not 1908 i have this to say. first im not at all ashamed but proud and very happy to see that there are still many people in california that have some bit of morality left. and no we are not closed minded maybe the supporters of "NO" are the ones that are closed minded, and let me explaine why. i see many interviews and one of the things that gets left out alot is this. Marriage is a UNION between man, woman, and GOD period. that is the purpose of marriage. a man and a woman join and become one under GOD. and GOD does not join MAN AND MAN.(he will love them and show grace to them at his discretion, but will not join them.if im wrong show me in the bible where it says this) and yes marriage has gone through alot of changes and its traditional value has decreased some, but at least we have drawn the line. and like harry used to say the buck stops here. as to the argument that we are discriminating against gays- i ask what and in what way?

Vanorge, Hollyscoop: Prop 8 Passes in California 27 Comments [11/8/2008 7:14:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Moondog
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Quote# 51752

[Obama win]

When I saw the multitudes of cheering exuberance of so many on TV it was ominously surreal. Actually, it was down right scary! This mindlessness, hollow, unthinking mindset that has taken people over like mass hypnosis, I mean to tell ya it's BIZARRE! There is no doubt in my mind whatsoever it's pure prophecy, polish the ARMOUR!

logosone, RR 32 Comments [11/8/2008 7:08:44 PM]
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Quote# 51703

Let's pray for the president-elect and more than that, pray for our Country that it will be left whole when this is over.

The Dems never prayed for GWB wxcept for him to die. We are better than that.

abiDaddioAZ, ProAmerica Pro Conservative 29 Comments [11/8/2008 6:41:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Booley
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Quote# 51687

[If atheism is a religion, not collecting stamps is a hobby and bald is a hair colour.]

Clearly you have no perception of religion apart from what the theist preachers tell you. You have been indoctrinated into the belief that theism is the one true religion. If you were not a subject of theist religious authority you would not think all there is to religion is theism. To you religion = cult + doctrine. You have no perception whatsoever of personal religion. As if bibles were dropped out of the sky or something.

Think about where theism comes from, & you just might come to the realization that religion comes from people. To tell yourself your not religious is as absurd as telling yourself God doesn't exist. Your entire mindset is second hand prejudice about religion & God without any first hand reasoning about these things @ all to work with.

ChinUp, Gametrailers 24 Comments [11/8/2008 6:38:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 51834

1. Barrack Obama cheated in order to win.

2. Barrack Obama IS NOT MY PRESIDENT OR WILL HE EVER BE.

3. Fuck the stupid Europeans who interfered with the US elections.

4. Those who voted for Obama are stupid and/or mentally ill.


There, I said it.

Skyfire, livejournal 50 Comments [11/8/2008 6:36:58 PM]
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Quote# 51566

[On life under President-elect Obama]

I am expecting some weird weather patterns if this guy gets in. Better start stocking up on candles and get that pantry stuffed. That saying God Bless America may not be very popular after this one.

homefirst, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [11/8/2008 6:31:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 51651

"it's surprising the number of people who still believe that if seems to be good for the country, it must be right. This is true even among believers. According to recent Barna polls, 48% of those likely to vote in the coming election are born again Christians. That means they claim to have made a personal commitment to Jesus and believe they will go to heaven because they have confessed their sins and accepted Jesus Christ as their Savior. These same polls show that nearly half of them will vote for the candidate they think has the best plan for restoring America's reputation in the world and managing the economic battles that lie ahead, rather than the one who they think will best uphold the Biblical principles they believe. So if only half the voters are believers, and half of them plan to use worldly standards in making their choice rather than Biblical ones, it follows that only 1 in every 4 voters will be exercising any spiritual discernment at all in casting their vote.

The other 3 are using standards like peace, financial security, tolerance, choice, and so on as their guidelines. They don't realize that only God can restore peace and security to their lives, and tolerance and choice are just nice sounding words that really stand for rebellion against Him. By not considering His standards in casting their vote, they're guaranteeing that He won't be helping them get what they want. "

Jack Kelley or Kelly, Raputure Ready Article - How Would Jesus Vote 25 Comments [11/8/2008 4:14:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71
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Quote# 51773

Well our country was founded on Christianity. That sets the standards of our Human race. Our reason for being here on earth. Now Marriage is apart of our Human culture all around the world even African Villages have marriages Between a man and a women. I have no hatred towards Homosexuals but as for believing in it no. You can not believe in the Holy Bible which is Gods words and believe in Gay marriage. He destroyed Sodom and Gamore because he does not accept homosexuality and he said it is a mortal sin. So if you believe in God and his words and think it is ok for same sex marriages then you are calling God a liar and you are technically committing a sin as well. and as for us judging gays and saying they will go to hell. Absolutely not we have no right to judge. that is Gods decision wats sinner will go to hell and go to heaven because at the end of the day we are born sinners and will die sinners

Tiff, Yahoo 33 Comments [11/8/2008 3:26:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Grace
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Quote# 51553

In recent times, the Lord has shown that He is running out of patience when ungodly men indulge their ungodly lusts in ungodly cities. September 11th saw New York get hit, just like the Bible foretold it would in Revelation:

And the kings of the earth, who committed fornication and were wanton with her,
will weep and wail over her when they see the smoke of her burning; they
will stand far off, in fear of her torment, and say, “Alas! alas! thou great
city, thou mighty city, Babylon! In one hour has thy judgment come"

Rev 18:9-10.

Then we had the mighty hurricane which struck the sinful city of New Orleans and then the awesome Tsunami that struck the muslim country of Indonesia.

ALMIGHTY GOD IS LOSING PATIENCE WITH THE UNGODLY

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 56 Comments [11/8/2008 3:23:18 PM]
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Submitted By: sandman
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Quote# 51705

After all the evil Obama supports, the terrorists he call friends, blatantly supports infanticide, supporter of homosexual rights, redistribution of wealth, friend of a radical racist-hypocritical bishop, rejects christian doctrine,...and this is our new president. Maybe several years ago, a man with this much negativity under his belt wouldn't even come close to being a president, but...this is the end time, folks. USA got what it really wants...a Godless president.

Xiao-Feng-Fury, deviantART 47 Comments [11/8/2008 12:46:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Dracori
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Quote# 51633

“This vote on whether we stop the gay-marriage juggernaut in California is Armageddon,” born-again Watergate felon and Prison Fellowship Ministries founder Chuck Colson told the New York Times. Tony Perkins, the president of the Christian right’s most powerful Beltway lobbying outfit, Family Research Council, echoed Colson’s language. “It’s more important than the presidential election,” Perkins said of Prop 8. “We will not survive [as a nation] if we lose the institution of marriage.”

Tony Perkins, Alter Net News Story 34 Comments [11/8/2008 12:34:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Nick
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Quote# 51815

[With regards to Zack and Miri Make a Porno]

sick. how many babies dies in the making of this film? how many abortions and day after pills were consumed? sick when you think about it. even sicker when you think how many abortions this inspires. "lets just do it and who cares abotu the consequences! i can just get a late trimester abortion and have the babys brains sucked out by a vacuum!"

Thiink about that before yo go see this!

[Later in the thread]

Yes, mr Anderson is right. It does encourage this. Movies should be banned unless they can provide good moral lessons like staying pure, being faithful, being a good christian, etc..
theres stil room for some violence. war movies can be enjoyed becasue they still teach the values of fighting for your country, etc..

stabbyappleton, IMDb 53 Comments [11/8/2008 12:23:04 PM]
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Quote# 51718

To be frank-Demo or Repub, they're ALL bad. Yes, I agree the thoughts of abortion and same-sex marriage makes me puke to infinity, but both parties are nothing but the most lying and greedy [fill in the expletive]scums of this earth. Sin is sin however you break it down.

And besides-the Illuminati had alot to do with funding the women's lib movement(as well as getting Roe v Wade passed).

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [11/8/2008 12:19:10 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 51731

Which would be better, Huckabee/Palin, or Palin/Huckabee?

I'm a bit concerned about the whole placing men in subjection to women thing, if Palin were President. After all, then the entire military (mostly but not all men) would be under HER authority.

Isn't that an issue?

Of course, subject to a woman is a lot better than subject to the antichrist!

MatthewEV, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [11/8/2008 10:06:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Michael
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Quote# 51605

My brother sent me a link a couple of days ago, with the opinion that Obama is using hypnotic techniques, which were described. I need to go back and read it more thoroughly, but in watching him speak, I could see some of the techniques he used, that had been listed in the article. I have NEVER seen people react like this to a political figure before in my life, and I just turned 64 Praise God, you called on the Lord to guard your mind! May you be emboldened to be salt and light among those girls in your dorm
Texas Mimi

AnnOdom44, RR 16 Comments [11/8/2008 9:32:48 AM]
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Quote# 51676

I watched the election process on ABC until John Mc Cain delivered his consession speech. From the time I turned the TV off until I feel asleep, I prayed!! We Christians are in trouble. Did anyone read the article Dave Kupelian's article: "Yes, Barack Obama really is the Manchurian Candidate"? I am sure you guys did, you guys are the smartest people ever!

I guess America will be the abortion capital of the world, homosexual capital of the world, anti-gun nation, anti-good economy, the Fairness Doctrine capital of the world, anti-win the war in Iraq nation, Muslims can come here without persecution nation, Rev. Jeremiah Wright nation and love a terrorist nation????

Monster

MandyMonster, RaptureReady 43 Comments [11/8/2008 7:33:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Max W
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Quote# 51704

...as a single guy I've asked GOD to take away my sex drive so that I wouldn't be driven to porn and sexual immorality - because HE gave me the drive that HE gives all men - but I was convinced and convicted that unless I asked GOD for the gift of celibacy/reduced sex drive, it would be a struggle. And guess what? HE gave me what I asked. Granted, at times I think it's weird that I don't even think about the subject - and there are those voices telling me that I'm missing out on that aspect of my life. Plus living the L.A. area - and you're CONSTANTLY bombarded with things related to lusts of the eyes - that's one of the reasons that I was driven to ask for such an "extreme" request - and I said "extreme" because it would seem an odd request to some. I am not saying that thoughts don't come up in my head, because they do. But I realize what they are, I ask the LORD to help get those thoughts out of my head, and I start focusing on things that are spiritually/Biblicaly based. You start thinking of Scripture and I guarantee you'll quit thinking in a sensual fashion.

Jaybird74, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [11/8/2008 7:33:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 51685

I watched the election process on ABC until John Mc Cain delivered his consession speech. From the time I turned the TV off until I feel asleep, I prayed!! We Christians are in trouble. Did anyone read the article Dave Kupelian's article: "Yes, Barack Obama really is the Manchurian Candidate"? I am sure you guys did, you guys are the smartest people ever!

I guess America will be the abortion capital of the world, homosexual capital of the world, anti-gun nation, anti-good economy, the Fairness Doctrine capital of the world, anti-win the war in Iraq nation, Muslims can come here without persecution nation, Rev. Jeremiah Wright nation and love a terrorist nation????

MandyMonster, RR 19 Comments [11/8/2008 7:33:21 AM]
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Submitted By: cc
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