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Quote# 51684

[Obamageddon!]

Congratulations, America! You have just elected a vainglorious demagogue to be the 44th President of the United States!

A vainglorious demagogue whose experience you can pack into a thimble and still have room left for your thumb!

A vainglorious demagogue whose policies will bankrupt the grandchildren of the college-age voters who have pledged their blind devotion to him!

A vainglorious demagogue whose idea of leadership was to go-along-to-get-along, and vote “present” 130 times during his 15 minutes in the Illinois State Senate!

A vainglorious demagogue who has already demonstrated that he will stifle and ruin anyone who dares to ask hard question or oppose him!

A vainglorious demagogue who proved his decency, character and honor by defiling the reputation of the woman who raised him in order to defend the heinous excuse of a human being he called his “spiritual mentor”!

A vainglorious demagogue who deceived and outright lied time and time again about his past and his associations!

A vainglorious demagogue who has no respect for our values and traditions to the point where he will not allow his children to celebrate Christmas!

A vainglorious demagogue who has all but promised to trash the Constitution – the document he calls “flawed” - that he will now swear to preserve, protect and defend!

A vainglorious demagogue who will bring our troops home in defeat and disgrace, and allow his new Best Friends Forever in Iran and Syria to plunge the Middle East into bloodshed!

A vainglorious demagogue Americans will soon regret giving the keys of the kingdom to!

Enjoy your Kool-Aid, kids! You're gonna need it!

ldavis-2, IMDb.com 61 Comments [11/7/2008 7:40:41 PM]
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Quote# 51644

I am soooo embarrased and disgusted in a majority of Americans. At least you all aren’t afraid to admit who you worship and who is your God, ‘Obama’.

As for me there is only one God even the Father of Jesus Christ. And you Barrack Hussain OBama cannot fool his diciples. Enjoy Obama, you were prophesied of. The Anti-Christ. What? people thought he would have horns or something? No, Satan is way to cunning for that…he know the lusts and weakness of man kind. Only those with a true testimony of Christ will see threw him. Obama will have his reward on earth and burn in hell for eterntity.

I am sad for my brothers and sisters of this world…you are all that but I am excited to be apart of ushering in these last days. Glory be to GOD!!!!!

McCain/Palin

Laura, foxy news 41 Comments [11/7/2008 7:24:51 PM]
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Submitted By: likkle drumma bwoi
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Quote# 51813

BUSH IS AN ANTICHRIST

Isaiah 14:8 Yea, the fir trees rejoice at thee, and the cedars of Lebanon, saying, Since thou art laid down, no feller is come up against us.

Fellers is a Texas accent.

Abba's Watchman, Abba's Watchman 34 Comments [11/7/2008 6:26:41 PM]
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Quote# 51823

God will execute justice! God will also judge the righteous (2nd Corinthians 5:10; Romans 12:19; 14:12; 1st Thessalonians 4:6). No one is going to get away with anything. “Their foot shall slide in due time.” … God will execute justice! God will also judge the righteous (2nd Corinthians 5:10; Romans 12:19; 14:12; 1st Thessalonians 4:6). No one is going to get away with anything. “Their foot shall slide in due time.” … The arrogance and confidence of the wicked shall cease... … The immorality will stop. The lascivious filth of Country Music Television will end. There's not a bigger bunch of hypocrites than Country music artists. “Their foot shall slide in due time.”

Madonna, Elton John, Miley Cyrus, Toby Keith, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Julia Roberts, Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, Oprah Winfrey, Faith Hill, Gene Simmons, Ellen DeGeneres, Rosie O’Donnell, George W. Bush, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Marsha Stevens, Hugh Hefner, the Olsen twins, Steven Spielberg, Stephen King, Michael Philip "Mick" Jagger, Carrie Underwood, Beyonce Knowles, Robert Schuller, the Pope, Barack Hussein Obama, and thousands more wicked influential people and power figures… “Their foot shall slide in due time.”

The rebellion of the American feminist will end. Judgment will be swift and severe. God will judge every wife who divorces her husband. Divorce is a horrible sin which God hates

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior.com 58 Comments [11/7/2008 6:26:10 PM]
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Quote# 51639

Something to think about as Obama becomes president of the US. :

He is 44% Arabic, 12% black, 50% white. The morning newspapers will say he is the first BLACK president, but actually he is more Arab than black.
He was educated in the muslim tradition and refused to place his hand on the Holy Bible when he was elected into the US senate about 3 years ago. He brought his own "holy book". The media has "blocked out" just what that "holy book" of his was, but a good guess would be the Quran.
Are you scared for your children's future yet??

Remember. Actions speak louder than words. He can get up on the podium and say wonderous things he will do for this country, but let us see how he really operates while in the most powerful office in the world. I hope for all of our sakes, he is a good president.

AConcernedEarthling, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [11/7/2008 5:14:47 PM]
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Quote# 51568

My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.

Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.


Dear Father God,

We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.

Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.

I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.

We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-

Amen and Amen

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [11/7/2008 5:14:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Ratman
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Quote# 51656

No, not a muslim, but a communist.
Obama is a communist and will try to add an S. to the U. S. of A.
While i'm sad about Obama winning, i'm relaxed and peaceful.
The populace wants Obama, the populace will get Obama.
There still is a chance that the birth certificate will come out in time to undermine Obama or massive voter fraud is found [i think there was some of that, but that even discounting those votes people still want Obama] or even something else, but it's best to prepare now for 4 grim years of communization of your once great country.

Barachem, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [11/7/2008 5:09:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 51579

A Grosse Pointe Farms woman has doled out political tricks by refusing Halloween treats to children whose parents support Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
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Shirley Nagel passed out candy Friday — but only to those who shared her support for Republican presidential candidate John McCain and running mate Sarah Palin.

Fox 2 News says a sign posted outside Nagel's house, about 12 miles west of Detroit, served notice to all trick-or-treaters. It read: "No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters."

Nagel tells WJBK-TV that "Obama's scary." When asked about children who'd been turned away empty-handed and crying, she said: "Oh well. Everybody has a choice."

Fax and phone messages were left today at numbers listed in Nagel's name.

Shirley Nagel, freep.com 53 Comments [11/7/2008 5:09:10 PM]
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Quote# 51569

Yes, the line has been drawn in the sand. I do believe that Obama is preparing the world for the antichrist. The Bible says there'll be many antichrists or "spirit" of antichrists (I need to find that verse), and no man in America has ever inspired such nation-wide loyalty, devotion, zeal, passion, adoration.

1 John 4:3, "but every spirit that does not acknowledge Jesus is not from God. This is the spirit of the antichrist, which you have heard is coming and even now is already in the world."

It's mind-boggling watching the reactions of people (I saw a black woman on the news who was sobbing and so emotional she could not talk). But this is their time. This is their world.

No man should be so adored in such a way as Obama is adored. God is a "jealous" God, and they do not understand.

I believe that something bigger is going on with this... something we don't know or see... something God has allowed for some purpose that we do not yet know.

Ashleigh, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [11/7/2008 4:17:50 PM]
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Quote# 51835

The Greenshirts will soon be compassionately kicking in doors and graciously dragging intolerant Christians off to death camps....

scapegoat, Rapture Ready 72 Comments [11/7/2008 4:16:58 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze
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Quote# 51670

(Obama wins!)

This is a dark day for America, no pun intended.

JG777, RaptureReady 46 Comments [11/7/2008 4:16:29 PM]
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Quote# 51348

Speaking on behalf of members of the Gulf Cooperation Council, Nasser Abdulaziz al Nisr, Qatar’s ambassador to the United Nations, told delegates at a recent meeting that freedom of expression should not permit the abuse of religions.

Speaking in New York, Nisr described blasphemy as unacceptable, while western governments allege leaders from the Islamic world are trying to stifle basic freedoms and infringe the rights of non-Muslims: "Our countries categorically reject all forms of incitement, discrimination, hostility, violence, attempts to justify the distortion of religions and hostility-based incitement of religions in the name of freedom of expression. The responsibility rests, therefore, with the governments to address such conduct by legal and executive possible means, including amending legislation that allows such practices in the name of freedom of expression and opinion.”

Nisr was speaking in advance of a vote in the UN General Assembly’s committee on human rights on a draft resolution intended to combat defamation of religions. The draft resolution is supported by the 57-member Organisation of the Islamic Conference and has passed every year since 2005. Although not binding in international law, the resolution sets a global moral standard.

Nasser Abdulaziz al Nisr, Religious Watch 21 Comments [11/7/2008 4:15:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius
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Quote# 51647

The people at work are going to be so sick and tired of hearing me say that they'll be the ones praying for the rapture just to get rid of me and shut me up.

LoudRam, RaptureReady 38 Comments [11/7/2008 4:12:26 PM]
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Quote# 51513

[on Obama's grandmother]

Karl Rove said the other day that he would know who is going to win by afternoon today. obama would have the same info....he had her snuffed out to eliminate her from spilling the beans if he wins. Perhaps obama knows he’s going to win? Not a good sign......or maybe nothing.

Doug TX, Free Republic 33 Comments [11/7/2008 4:11:49 PM]
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Submitted By: necroforest
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Quote# 51724

No worries, when Imam Obama institutes sharia law women won’t be voting anymore. Problem solved.

PeterFinn, FreeRepublic 34 Comments [11/7/2008 4:05:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Kaotac
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Quote# 51508

Do you think it is a sin to intentionally look at a picture of a woman on a website? Ok, my example is... I'm looking at Yahoo sports and there is a picture of what I know is probably an attractive woman below in the picture photos. This one happens to be a Golf picture. I click on the picture and I see the picture, but I keep looking at more and more to see more. Ok, I'm pretty sure looking at the first picture probably isn't particularly wrong, but when you continue to look at additional ones, is that sinning? What sin would that be considered? Is it lust? I don't think so because I don't have any sexual desire for the woman, I just like looking because she's attractive. What would it be?

Mirage5, CARM 53 Comments [11/7/2008 3:13:11 PM]
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Quote# 51610

Q: how come you think its absurd that the greek gods had sex with women, but when you hear of god impregnating mary through the holy spirit you accept it as truth?

"Because God didn't have "sex" with Mary. He simply created 23 chromosomes ex-nihilo inside her egg. You think that someone who can create suns, moons, stars and planets can't create 23 chromosomes?
In the Greek mythologies, the gods had human form and actually had human-style sex with women. It was obviously made from a human perspective."

kirajenlove, yahoo answers 38 Comments [11/7/2008 3:12:07 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 51600

(on Obama's victory)

i am secretly terrified. I know that God is long suffering but this election has been a complete slap in the face to our Lord.

I can only imagine what awaits America..

Gratefulheart, RR 45 Comments [11/7/2008 3:11:48 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 51635

Well my commrades, we are now a socialist nation IMO. Woe to us when we turn our back on Israel. Woe to us.

DJHill, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [11/7/2008 3:11:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Witchburner
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Quote# 51613

Q: Isn't it sad how creationists lack curiosity? instead of trying to figure it out the just say ''god did it''.

"Why do we NEED to figure it out?
Another straw-man problem here is your equating "evolution" with "science". We are not against REAL science, we are against this false interpretation of the facts that has been lumped in as part of the facts!
Only evolution has "gaps". God told us how He made us. Period. No gaps.
It is YOUR responsibility to fill in the "gaps" in your pet theory. If you can't do it, then stop shoving it down our throats as "fact"!"

kirajenlove, yahoo answers 29 Comments [11/7/2008 3:10:58 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 51826

It would seem that Muslim leaning, anti-American, socialist Barack Hussein Obama (thanks to Anonymous for the spell check!) has been elected to be the next President of the United States.

May God have mercy on the United States.

Good Old Brother Randy, Teens4Christ 32 Comments [11/7/2008 3:09:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Daniel
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Quote# 51606

[Just figured I'd post this so we can rub it in his face when he does, in fact, turn out to be wrong]

Ah yes... the higher Obama taxes to force us to be responsible and "do our part." I've got land in Florida if your'e interested.....unless you have the initiative to question anything....

My son watched me go out on the patio for the rest of the night because I KNOW the Muslim is going to have a field day with his rubber-stamp congress and far-left cronies while he enacts anti-American legislation.

I'm making a promise right here. If he DOESN'T do these bad things I have claimed on this board, I will happily post a mass-apology to all here and I will do it in bold. And I mean HAPPILY, ok?

antitox, RR 31 Comments [11/7/2008 3:04:27 PM]
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Quote# 51534

We actually see this new “conservative” face of feminism as a very dangerous development. We cannot redeem a movement that was conceived in rebellion against God and His design. Feminism certainly comes in several different flavors, but at its core, its message is this: Women have the right to decide for themselves what is right and wrong for them. Since the Garden of Eden, feministic women have valiantly fought for the right to get their own way, and each woman’s only standard is What She Wants –- what is “right in [her] own eyes” (Judges 21:25). This is why the feminist movement is so splintered, schizophrenic and inconsistent, even on the candidacy of Sarah Palin. This is also why “Christian” feminism is an oxymoron.

When feminism becomes more “conservative,” it becomes more insidious. Modern feminism at its roots is socialist and anti-family, and that can’t be changed by painting conservative values on top. We believe “conservative” feminism will seduce and destroy more women (and their families) than radical feminism. What we’re seeing is not feminism becoming more conservative — it’s conservatism becoming more feminist.

We should be warning girls away from feminism before it devastates their lives, rather than “baptizing” it to make it look family-friendly and righteous.

Anna Sofia, visionarydaughters 39 Comments [11/7/2008 12:46:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 51546

No, I will NOT honor him as President. If if he gets into office, he will be there illegally as he will not even produce an authentic copy of his birth certificate. He promotes the killing of unborn children, is pro-homosexual marriage, thumbs his nose at our service men and women, calls his own fellow citizens "bitter people who cling to their guns and religion," supports the establishment of a Palestinian state including dividing Jerusalem, and keeps company with known terrorists. He is not worthy of my "honor".

Sanctified, RR 71 Comments [11/7/2008 12:33:41 PM]
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Quote# 51686

There is still hope. While I absolutely do not approve of assination, there is a good chance of someone trying it before he is sworn in or shortly after.

Also don't forget the challenges to his citizenship. I doubt that the people pressing that issue will slack off now. Rather, I expect them to redouble their efforts before the innauguration.

Does anyone know what the required action will be if Obama is assinated before he is sworn in? Also what does election law, or the constitution, say about the way to handle it if he is shown to be inneligible for the office? Does the succession rule that would give the presidency to Biden apply before Obama is sworn in or would we need a new election? Or a possible third scenario of McCain, with the second highest vote tally, being declared the winner instead

yogi3939, Rapture Ready 88 Comments [11/7/2008 10:36:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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