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Quote# 51361

The timeframes must be short enough to fit biblical chronology. Creationists differ but this one sees the "ice age' starting some 4 centuries or so after the flood, by tree ring count, and lasting a few hundred years and over with a sudden melt.
Now there are issues about glacial covering of earth. i believe one creationist has suggested the "glaciers" were not ice but frozen water. that is they were not created by weight of snow but massive frozen water from rain and snow.
Yet their movement would need explanation and other details. The source of the megameltwater events, a famous topic in geomorphology here, would be explained better if the "ice" was just frozen water mostly. However I'm just suggesting this.

Robert Byers, RichardDawkins.net 19 Comments [11/6/2008 11:29:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 51538

In other words, Prince Charles, being Catholic, under the edict of the Pope, is entering into an interfaith dialogue with the muslims.

He's drinking the kool-aid that Jim Jone's gave his cult members who all died.

The god of the muslims, Allah, is a false god. The moon god. Please look it up if you are unaware. Google!

Prince Charles' (catholicism) giving creedence to the muslims false god (allah) just proves that both are blasphemist in the eyes of Our Lord.

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [11/6/2008 11:29:13 PM]
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Submitted By: A Nicoll
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Quote# 51586

It's not looking too hopeful for McCain. So much for capitalism. Before it goes out, I'd best begin a new business.

Anyone ready to order their burkas? One size fits all idiots that sold out to socialism and radicalism.

SleeplessBytheSea, Political round Robin 26 Comments [11/6/2008 11:24:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Booley
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Quote# 51567

[On how we "survive" an Obama presidency.]

We do nothing. This country is doomed. Its over. Goodbye America. I am not downtrodden or being negative.

I mean it.

We are done.

The Rapture will happen, and the end of the earth is upon us. And yes I am being perfectly serious.

PrezLeeFun, FreeConservatives 53 Comments [11/6/2008 10:25:45 PM]
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Quote# 51517

It matters a lot Nell. What will 'their' children think - if they have any. It is not normal to teach children that homsexuality is acceptable. We judge murdererers and rapists - equally swe should judge homos: they are doing what is wrong in God's sight, there is no place for them in society. THey have same sex attraction disorder.

Mark, HI5 "world politics" 31 Comments [11/6/2008 10:25:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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Quote# 51317

No matter whether you are athiest or Buddha or whatever easy street you fall back on in order to stay in your sin.Bottom line is NO Homosexuals will enter the Kingdom of Heaven.You can twist the words of the Holy Bible all you want,but truth is truth.Homosexuals are an Abomination to God.They can repent and be saved if they stop being gay.Can they help it?Yes they can.Its not a hormone or genetic flaw.Just a curse due to lack of belief in God and Jesus Christ.Don't even bother to engage in a debate with me on this issue.God's word is tried and true and unchangeable.

snoopygirl, nwf Daily News - Many support ex-principal in gay rights case 35 Comments [11/6/2008 10:24:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Kurrus
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Quote# 51596

Q: Is obama in god's earthly plans?

''God can use a godless communist like Obama to reach the end that He wants to bring about - the return of Christ. We know that things are supposed to get much worse before Christ returns. and this may be the catapult for those events.''

kirajenlove, yahoo answers 22 Comments [11/6/2008 10:08:36 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 51747

Which would be better, Huckabee/Palin, or Palin/Huckabee?

I'm a bit concerned about the whole placing men in subjection to women thing, if Palin were President. After all, then the entire military (mostly but not all men) would be under HER authority.

Isn't that an issue?

Of course, subject to a woman is a lot better than subject to the antichrist!

MatthewEV(NObamanoid), Rapture Ready 32 Comments [11/6/2008 10:02:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Mrs.Beez
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Quote# 51688

[on Obama's election]

There is still hope. While I absolutely do not approve of assination, there is a good chance of someone trying it before he is sworn in or shortly after.

yogi3939, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [11/6/2008 9:34:29 PM]
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Quote# 51732

*Michael Crichton Dead*

I hope he was a Christian.

Holy_Loved, RR 23 Comments [11/6/2008 9:34:11 PM]
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Quote# 51680

Every believer ought to think about Heaven when they get discouraged, because this world is not our home. God is not far from every one of us. As a believer, I don’t think I could feel at home anywhere in this sin-cursed world. Life is short and will soon be over. Amen!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 31 Comments [11/6/2008 9:33:37 PM]
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Quote# 51694

I think [the rich] should be forced to support the poor. I'd rob and kill rich people before I'd work at McDonalds. And those sort of jobs don't pay enough to live on. Don't you think the rich would rather give up some of the (way too much) money they have than have a knife thrust through their throat or eye and all that's on them at least taken? It is their fault if people can't get a job that pays enough and that isn't worse than dying would be anyway.

MattShizzle, rational responders 50 Comments [11/6/2008 9:32:32 PM]
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Quote# 51816

Tea is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and
to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like tea, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop drinking this satanic broth now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.

Tea is evil, drinking tea is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like
tea.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Tea = Drink of Satan, made by the ANTICHRIST in Hell's Kitchen !!!

gerry lintonice, www.mombu.com 62 Comments [11/6/2008 9:25:36 PM]
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Quote# 51772

10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

Tamara, datetosave.com 88 Comments [11/6/2008 9:20:58 PM]
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Quote# 51374

Spain OKs Gay Marriage, Defying Opponents

What the hell is up with those people!!! Especially with that catholic country known as Spain. They just approved the law for homo marriages, and worst of all, approved child adoptions by those people!!

I'd let those guys do what they want, but marriage? and adoption? The poor kids will be more affected living with that kind of pairing, since they are going to be more confused with their own sexual choices at a very early age.

I don't know what else to say to describe this unthoughtful attempt to destroy the true meaning of family (Jesus, Mary and Joseph are a good example), but I hope they don't repeat that kind of outrage in other countries.

(Sorry if I'm writing something like this, but this is unconceivable for a christian like me.)

Agu Fungus, Rowdy Ruff Forums 30 Comments [11/6/2008 9:19:35 PM]
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Submitted By: The Jester
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Quote# 51571

Neither Gore or Kerry have the charisma that Obama has used to fool the world. Obama is also much smarter than either one of them, more evil (IMO) and will take this country down so fast it will make our heads spin, if we are still here to see it.

The following is my opinion only:

I do not believe that Obama was born in this country. I believe that Satan has played an integral role in getting him to where he is today and that it is possible that Obama is the AC. In any case, he will bring us into a socialist state rivaling Nazi Germany and our constitution will cease to exist. Sites like this one will be in danger, radio shows like Rush Limbaugh will be yanked from the air, and we will no longer have the right to own guns or express negative opinions about our government. And don't even get me started about the taxes we will pay.

Neither Gore nor Kerry are anywhere as dangerous as Obama.

Heaven help us all.

Crazy Cat Lady, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [11/6/2008 9:14:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Baskerville
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Quote# 51643

[A seemingly normal reaction to Obama's election from one of the rapurites]

I am shaking and crying. Good greif Oprah is on. As he listed through all the stuff America has accomplished in the last 100 years I started bawling. We have gone no where. I would rather have horse and buggy then what we have now. I used to think I was born in the wrong century. Now I know I was born in the right century because Lord willing I will see everything come to an end.

homefirst, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [11/6/2008 9:03:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 51509

Marriage is a union of Man, Woman and God. Allowing gay's to marry would be an abomination of this obama nation. Anyone who supports gay marriage supports the moral decay and the increase of perversion of this country. Anyone who supports gay marriage supports having this country being cursed by the almighty God. To support gay marriage is to support the destruction of this country. To support gay marriage is to support terrorism!

Silenthps, Gamespot OT 28 Comments [11/6/2008 9:02:27 PM]
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Quote# 51425

All dis-ease comes from sin and a lack of an connection to God.

Yes depression is caused because things in life become to grievous to handle. If you know God those issues would become meaningless because you trust with your whole heart in him to take care of it all for you.

God bless you.

Marcus W, Yahoo's Answers 26 Comments [11/6/2008 8:52:19 PM]
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Submitted By: somegie
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Quote# 51625

[Obama winning presidency]

Evil has won a battle tonight, but we know that our Lord and Savior has already won the war.

ZeldaMcDuck, RaptureReady 31 Comments [11/6/2008 8:51:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 51558

Actually, I was thinking that age of humans have reduced from 950 years (Noah period) to just 70 years at present. It is also supported by biology, that being children of ONE couple, Adam and Eve, the human race has faced degradation in terms of age as well as height. For example, height of Adam was 90 ft; now it has come down to nearly 5'-8".

Out-of-Box Thinker, ThEndTimes 45 Comments [11/6/2008 8:51:19 PM]
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Quote# 51486

All human beings instinctively know that there is a God, and they all fear death. They may be quite good at covering up that fear, or putting it out of their mind, particularly when they are young. However, no one gets off this planet alive, (unless they are caught up by God of course). Almighty God has said that,"It is appointed unto men once to die, and then the judgement." You are gambling that He is a liar, or that He does not exist. Like all unbelievers, you will be instantly converted immediately after your death. No one who dies is an unbeliever, and if your dead friends and relatives could get back and knock some sense into you by whatever means they could they would do so. But God has ordained that it is all by faith. That is not the sort of faith which man can work up of himself, which results is the ubiquitous nominalism we see everywhere, but that which God authors Himself in someone's heart by the Word of God, spoken by Him into that heart.

Justin Hughes, Steve Locks on the Web 23 Comments [11/6/2008 8:51:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Barry
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Quote# 51398

We must be careful not to question Gods word - that starts a dangerous rollercoaster ride into doughtsville / deception - isn't that what satan did to eve in the garden ?

BrnAgn, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [11/6/2008 8:04:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Snafui
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Quote# 51403

[On atheist websites]

Well that's about all the hate I can stand to deal with. I actually feel numb after doing this section of my site. And also saddened because of how all these people think exactly the same. What do all these sites have in common?

1) They all are fighting what they claim does not exist.
2) 95% of them imply such extreme hate for all Christians that refuse to think like them, they either "imply" to kill them, or actually come out and say it.
3) Over 90% of their sites and forums are dedicated to this cause of fighting things they cannot see (spooky).
4) They believe cussing makes you a more manly person, even though some of them are girly men (as Arnold S. would call them).
5) They all claim they are the smartest in the world, and anyone who can't see this are stupid.
6) They call themselves free-thinkers. But only if you think as they do.
7) They all claim there is no God because evolution proves it. But yet science itself cannot prove God either way. So some how they have a special knowledge that goes beyond science (sounds like foil cap time).
8) They claim that the Christian past is the only past that has death and murder in it. When their past of what they believe connects to certain types like Hitler.
9) They all put up special sections on their websites and forums showing how every can join them in their fight against something they cannot see, and claim does not exist. So I wonder, do they spend their time thinking about how to fight thin air?
10) All of the websites promote degrading of anyone who would dare think differently they they do. Having to resort to this shows how weak their argument really is.
11) They all say that Christians are all liars, and what they believe are myths. As if they have cornered the idea of what truth is. As if a lie is only something they disagree with. And truth is what they agree with.
12) They all mock God through words, or graphics.
13) They all have some sort of plans of attack on the Christian faith.
14) They all mis-quote past history in one form or another. And call you a liar if you point it out.
15) etc... (never ending).

So let us deal with the most common claim that they all make: There is no God.

No God, and no creation means we have no soul to be saved. Evolution denies the soul of man because evolution cannot answer the question: In the evolution process, when did man receive a soul that needed to be saved? So those of you that believe one can coexist with the other are actually believing in a oxymoron. Which makes your faith an oxymoron. So you are either a theist, atheist, or agnostic. A theistic evolutionist does not apply, it is only a justification for not wanting to believe God fully, but make everyone think that you do. Is God a fool? I think not, and that will be made clear one day.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 39 Comments [11/6/2008 8:01:14 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 51319

Go ahead Obama fans and America, let's give Al-Qaeda a chance. Vote Obama 2008.

That is what you Americans want, bring it on. But, don't blame your mess on us, McCain/Palin 08 fans. We are just looking out for our Country.

God, please keep blessing America.
McCain/Palin 08

kjrtexan, washingtonpost 17 Comments [11/6/2008 7:56:57 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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