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Quote# 51335

My sister recently graduated from medical school (and seems to think that makes her smarter than me.) She had the gull to tell me that the American? Medical Association thinks homosexuality is normal and natural, and that it shouldnt be changed. Is that even true?! If it is, then obviously American doctors are unchristian. When my family gets sick, we PRAY and ask Jesus to heal us. If more homosexuals would trust Jesus to heal them, then they wouldnt need equal rights.

YesJesusYes, YouTube 49 Comments [11/6/2008 7:55:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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Quote# 51386

I don't have anything red to wear, but before Tuesday the 4th, I will. And, I'll dress my wife in all red when we go to the poll's.

Good idea, since we're not allowed any campaign buttons. Maybe I'll put a red carnation on her blouse when I roll her in.

Buckeyepete, FreeConservatives 36 Comments [11/6/2008 7:53:22 PM]
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Quote# 51454

Here's one for you: Athiests speak hatred and hurl insults when they can't get their way, while true Christians speak towards others with the love of God - checkmate! You sir are the reason why there aren't more Christians in the world, because you think God's people are nothing but a joke to you in your little world.

Rawk4Life, YouTube 25 Comments [11/6/2008 7:52:48 PM]
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Quote# 51387

["Chesney" refers to country singer Kenny Chesney. Plugged In is a ministry of Focus on the Family that addresses "media discernment" for parents. All emphases are Meredith's.]

The first verse of "Everybody Wants to Go to Heaven" finds Chesney rejecting his preacher's advice to "Quit the women and whiskey/And carrying on all night." A few moments later, Chesney's sticking bribes in the church's offering plate, hoping the pastor'll put in a good word for him ("There's one for everything I did last night/And one to get me through today/Here's a ten to help you remember/Next time you got the good Lord's ear"). Near the end of this less-than-righteous toe-tapper, Kenny says he's having too much fun down here to want to go to heaven right now—and he's pretty sure he speaks for the majority of us.

Then, "Ten With a Two" really sets out to shred the ideals Chesney says he grew up with. In this unhappy romp through beer goggles and sex with complete strangers, Chesney sings, "Last night I came in at 2 with a 10/But at 10 I woke up with a 2/I got 20/20 vision when I ain't drinking/But Lord when I do I lose/I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman/But I sure woke up with a few." In the album's liner notes, Kenny writes of the track, "I can't count the nights ... that I've lived this song. It's a guy's anthem ... it's not a classy song, but boys—and girls—we've all been there."

Have we really, Kenny? Because I come from a small town, too, and I know not everyone has been there.

[...]

And so we're back to the fact that fun is the reason so many seem to flock around this colossal country cowboy.

Fun—defined as him holding church and family in one hand while grasping a whiskey bottle in the other as he lyrically works his way through the 2s and the 10s of the world with no thought at all for who they might be beyond what they look like. That's not the kind of fun I was hoping to find as I listened to my first Kenny Chesney song in years. That's not the kind of fun that'll make me want to ever try him out again.

Meredith Whitmore, Plugged In, "Chesney's 'Lucky,' But Are His Fans?" 17 Comments [11/6/2008 7:52:41 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 51452

*the movie A Clockwork Orange*

why your parents let you young ones watch this sinful movie i'll never know

yes it is indeed the second scariest movie ever because it glorifies rape and murder

and it says it's OK to imagine yourself beating jesus

for goodness's sake, why you young kids are watching this, i don't know. but you need to stop.

olivery2k, IMDB 52 Comments [11/6/2008 5:49:37 PM]
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Quote# 51622

This looks to be America's last free election. Considering the economic and social situation of the U.S. at this time, from everything I've learned about Mr. Obama, and how his followers seem to passionately view him as their saviour, what is happening now in the U.S. reminds me alot of what was going in pre-war Germany. Life for Jews, Christians and any other freedom-loving person in the U.S. is about to become very very difficult.

Ironers, rapture ready 39 Comments [11/6/2008 5:11:53 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 51563

[President-elect Obama is the impetus for the Rapture kick-off!]

I just don't get this world. How are people so happy that this man is winning??!!! Do people hate babies that much. Do people hate God that much? This doesn't look very good right now. I don't even know how to pray for this one. I don't want to pray against Gods will. Maybe His will is to get this program rolling.

homefirst, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [11/6/2008 5:09:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 51321

I voted for Hillary in the primary.
I am glad she did not get the Democrat position. I have found out she is as liberal in her beliefs as OBAMA.

I do not believe a true christian can vote for a leader not following God's commandments.
It is an abomination unto God for what the Democrats stand for according to the bible.
I truly believe if we want the blessings of God on our land (listen atheist, believe or not God is real) We have to abide by God's moral laws.

sinceretexan, washingtonpost 36 Comments [11/6/2008 4:26:54 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51461

(A fake news item satirically saying Obama thinks that the national anthem is too war-like is posted on RaptureReady, except they don't get the satire. Another poster posts a Snopes link disproving the claim.)

Antitox: I heard it in the news, so how is it not true?

Antitox, RaptureReady 52 Comments [11/6/2008 3:22:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith
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Quote# 51306

Truth is people look for contradictions in the bible and small subtle things to bash Christianity with.

Religions may be false. The bible however remains constant.

Feranis, WoW Offtopic 45 Comments [11/6/2008 3:21:09 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51393

I've even wondered if the Obama operatives will be able to track down our url on the internet, find out where we live, take away our jobs, etc. Call me paranoid, but I really think his minions are everywhere.

Look what the commie-crat operatives did to Joe The Plumber!!! These people work for the city and state government and they leaked information to the media.

Folks, we're all in trouble if Obama gets elected.

mercyandgrace, RR 55 Comments [11/6/2008 2:25:16 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 51469

[And again.]
We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in Manhattan in the US will be hit one by a sea borne bomb producing a mushroom cloud between October26 and November3, which is 1026-1103, 2008.

TrueBibleCode, TrueBabbleCode 49 Comments [11/6/2008 11:37:28 AM]
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Quote# 51416

This is also why you see Christian missionaries helping people like this. But name a group of evolutionists that is willing to feed and help those in Sudan? Can't find one can you? They cannot do this if they truly believe evolution. Because these people are dying because they are not the fittest, and therefore cannot be naturally selected to survive. When in actuality, they die because those who believe evolution are to afraid to help. Afraid of what their peers might say, and that they may be catagorized along with Christians for even caring about what is considered a lower race. You won't see a subject like this even come up anywhere where evolutionists are gathered. In fact I can list comments from their forums where they actually poke fun at Christians for even going to the trouble of trying to help anyone who suffers like this. They make fun of the money we raise to help these people in their troubling times. Because they believe that this money should be spent on better things, like expeditions to find supposed new evidence to prove evolution. The theory in itself has become more sacret than human life. If not, then where is the help from evolutionists for Sudan?

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 45 Comments [11/6/2008 11:23:26 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 51458

This week, Ben Roethlisberger and the 5-2 Pittsburgh Steelers travel to FedEx field to battle the 6-2 Washington Redskins ... and their scantily clad cheerleaders.

Forget about the much anticipated match-up between the Steelers stingy run defense and the NFL's leading rusher Clinton Portis, can Big Ben keep from being distracted by the Redskins' cheerleaders who do their pre-game stretching near the opposing team?

[...]

Of course it's a distraction for the players. And it's a temptation for the viewers. It's one of the reasons I'm glad I don't watch NFL games anymore. My wife's loving "Turn away!" still rings in my head. =)

Motte Brown, Boundless.org's "The Line" blog 38 Comments [11/6/2008 10:50:19 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 51562

[On their psycho-site crashing due to election]

I haven't been able to get on here for hours. Made me think of how it might be if Obama is elected and pulls the plug on sites like RR.

One Day Nearer, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [11/6/2008 10:43:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Empress
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Quote# 51447

I love coming to the Religious Forum to read what you so-called Atheists have to say. I don't believe most of you for a moment, though. You come here and bloviate about a God you "claim" you don't believe in and get yourselves all worked up over it. You seem to be on a mission. It's hilarious. You're like little mini-devils. The Devil believes in God, he just hates him. I think you too believe in God. Why else would you expend so much time and energy writing about how much you hate him? And you do hate him so. So you must therefore believe in him. You are, however, very entertaining.

[....] But not any God, mind you - mostly the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob - Jesus, the Son of God. Notice, T.R., how often they refuse to capitalize the 'g' in God, for example - they must know, with all their "supposed wisdom", that wisdom that makes them feel they know more and better than God, that to spell it with a small 'g' is an insult to Christians. So, yes, they hate Christians - but they REALLY, REALLY hate God with a grand passion.

Paul H. Kogel, Amazon.com 19 Comments [11/6/2008 10:37:45 AM]
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Quote# 51323

[Are you for gay rights? Or against it?]

Everything besides their homosexuality and homosexual marriage

Ron M, Yahoo|Answers 18 Comments [11/6/2008 8:55:06 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 51501

Call to Prayer: RESIST the Antichrist!!!!

Tonight, I would urge all Christians to PRAY and FAST as they have never done before. The final chapter has arrived. Tomorrow, America looks set to elect the antichrist as its president.

This 'Obama' man is a very shady person indeed. He is totally untrustworthy, with no-one seeming interested to learn about, or dig up, his background. But, if you look at the facts from a Christian perspective, it does not take a genius to figure out that this man is the absolute epitome of the Antichrist.

Obama was born a Muslim and educated at an Islamic school in jihadi country of INDONESIA. Daniel 1 talks about the Antichrist as the “King of the South”. Obama is of the African land of KENYA, which lies to the south of Israel. The Bible also tells us that the Antichrist will come as a man of Peace. We are all sick to death of hearing this man's rants about bringing troops out of Iraq, Afghanistan, etc... precisely fulfilling the Biblical prophecy. The Bible also says the Antichrist will be a great and charismatic orator and popular throughout the world - again pointing to Obama.
Still not enough proof?

Then consider this:

Barack: 6 letters; Hussein: 7 letters; Obama: 5 letters.

6+7+5=18=6+6+6 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he causeth all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and
the free and the bond, that there be given them a mark on their right hand, or
upon their forehead; and that no man should be able to buy or to sell, save he
that hath the mark, even the name of the beast or the number of his name. Here
is wisdom. He that hath understanding, let him count the number of the beast;
for it is the number of a man: and his number is Six hundred and sixty and six.
And I saw, and behold, the Lamb standing on the mount Zion, and with him a
hundred and forty and four thousand, having his name, and the name of his
Father, written on their foreheads.



Rev 13:16-14:1


I suppose there is the possibility that he may not be the Antichrist, but if not then he will be the false prophet foretold in Revelation. If not, he has certainly had some sort of Satanic / supernatural assistance to come to the threshold of power. Two years ago hardly anyone had heard of him, and Mrs Clinton was a 'dead cert' to receive the Demoncratic nomination. But this man has arisen from no-where, to achieve noteriety within a remarkably short space of time.

If the polls are correct, then mankind is about to witness a terrible series of events. Not long after this election, all Godly people (including myself) will be raptured. Then every demon in hell will be UNLEASHED upon the earth AND THE JUDGEMENTS OF GOD WILL RAIN UPON THE EARTH.

All evolutionists, atheists, agnostics, Hindoos, Muslims, Jews, Mormons, witches, communists, satanists and wannabe 'liberal' Christians will be left behind. What can they expect? The Bible tells us exactly what's coming: FAMINE; PESTILENCE; A MIGHTY WORLDWIDE EARTHQUAKE; ONE THIRD OF THE EARTH BURNT TO A CINDER; A MIGHTY METEORITE CRASHES TO EARTH; ONE THIRD OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION WILL BE MURDERED BY SATAN'S ARMY; NOISOME AND GRIEVOUS SORES ALL OVER YOUR BODY; ALL SEAS AND RIVERS TURN TO BLOOD; AND LOTS MORE BESIDES.

If Barack Hussein Obama wins tomorrow, THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

KING JESUS IS COMING BACK!!!! REPENT, FOR TIME IN SHORT

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 73 Comments [11/6/2008 8:48:42 AM]
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Submitted By: sandman
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Quote# 51515

[Creationists, what is the purpose of the spleen?
or the Appendix? or the genetic ability to regrow severed limbs (that is "turned off"]

It's not written in the Book, so I can't tell ya.

sunny_girl, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [11/6/2008 8:45:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 51446

[On Obama]

*smacks forehead* Are you playing dumb or what? He talks about changing everyone's wage to $10, that is complete socialism. He believe in abortion, that is killing babies. And he believes that gays have rights, which they don't. It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Two guys can't make a kid and two girls can't make a kid, it's not how it's supposed to be. He wants to stop funding the Iraqi war, if he does so our troops will be stuck there defenseless. The amount of evil that radiates off him makes me cringe.

Gibraltor, deviantART 63 Comments [11/6/2008 7:44:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Dracori
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Quote# 51524

THE GLOBAL DARWINIST DICTATORSHIP MUST APOLOGIZE TO THE ENTIRE WORLD;

- For CONCEALING FOSSILS unearthed from below the ground,
- For keeping 100 MILLION FOSSILS, that have remained unchanged for millions of years, hidden away from the public eye,
- For never admitting they have NOT EVEN A SINGLE INTERMEDIATE FORM FOSSIL,
- For concealing for years the fact that IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR PROTEINS TO FORM BY CHANCE,
For FABRICATING FAKE SKULLS and producing them as evidence of the imaginary evolution of man,
- For portraying the Piltdown Man hoax, MADE BY ADDING AN ORANGUTAN JAW TO A HUMAN CRANIUM and filing down its teeth, as an intermediate form and for deceiving people by exhibiting it in a museum as alleged evidence of evolution for the next 40 years,
- For inventing the hoax intermediate Nebraska Man FROM A SINGLE WILD PIG TOOTH, producing false reconstructions to give people the impression that such a being had ever existed, and deceiving them still further BY PRODUCING PICTURES OF THIS NON-EXISTENT ENTITY’S WHOLE FAMILY,
- For the way they for years depicted Haeckel’s FORGED EMBRYO DRAWINGS, produced with the aim of proving the lie that human embryos possess gills, as evidence for evolution,
- For the way they are still displaying THE SEQUENCE FOR THE EVOLUTION OF THE HORSE, WHICH EVEN THEY ADMIT TO BE FALSE, in museums,
- For dishonestly depicting moths THEY GLUED ONTO TREE TRUNKS as “industrial revolution moths that had evolved by way of natural selection,”
- For depicting the Coelacanth, WHICH STILL LIVES IN DEEP SEA WATERS TODAY, as an intermediate form,
- For CONCEALING fossils of complex life forms dating back to the Cambrian Period FOR NO LESS THAN 70 YEARS, out of concern these would totally discredit evolution,
- For ADDING FEATHERS TO FOSSIL DINOSAURS and trying to pass this off as an intermediate form when they were unable to find any genuine intermediate form fossils to prove Darwinism,
- For persisting in the FRAUD THAT LIFE FORMS GRADUALLY EVOLVED FROM THE PRIMITIVE TO THE MORE ADVANCED, even though they know perfectly well that the first organisms with characteristics of a similar complexity to those of present-day life forms appeared suddenly and simultaneously in the Cambrian Period, some 530 million years ago,
- For portraying mutation experiments as evidence for evolution, despite knowing full well that mutations do nothing but harm organisms, and for years reiterating THE LIE THAT MUTATIONS LEAD TO EVOLUTION,
- And for so long teaching students in all schools and universities the deception that “chance causes evolution” AS A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

European, Mysterytopia 50 Comments [11/6/2008 5:28:30 AM]
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Submitted By: RaptorJesus15
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Quote# 51437

[RE: "Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts..."]

Eyeglasses go on your eyes to improve them. Using homosexuality logic, you would put them up your anus at your leisure.

Air conditioning is used to cool things, homosexuality logic: install them 1 foot apart in Antarctica so everyone can stick their glasses up their anus and bask in the Antarctic sun on lawn chairs while wearing Speedos.

silicon breasts... are for enhancing your sex appeal. Homosexuality logic, implant a silicon breast inside your reproductive organ to make it look more appealing while prancing around in Antarctica while wearing a Speedo to cool yourself by the air conditioners placed there to cool you while enjoying the glasses in your anus.

Use your reproductive organs to reproduce, that is normal.

[RE: "In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America."]

theocracy means: the direct rule of God. Morals are religious beliefs. Our laws are made by what our country sees as moral. America is a religion.

Karl Nordgren, Facebook 72 Comments [11/6/2008 4:09:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 51514

I would like to commend those few Catholic parishes in which yesterday's 2nd reading was proclaimed in its long form (Col. 3:12-21) rather than in its short form (Col. 3:12-17). The short option omits the part about wives being subject to their husbands. Rather than appear (gasp!) old-fashioned, or (double gasp!) patriarchal, or risk (triple gasp!) offending someone, most parishes simply skip the risky portion. A few priests may feebly attempt a clever it-isn't-what-it-looks-like dismantling of the text. Most just ignore it, and hope nobody notices.

Trouble is, Christianity is, and has always been, a patriarchal religion, as is Judaism. Indeed, marriage itself is a patriarchal institution, and civilization, founded upon marriage, is founded upon patriarchal principles.

A few prophetic voices have begun to descry and decry the effeminate, wan softness of our degenerate culture, a culture that is embarrassed by patriarchal authority. I would say 'Amen' to these prophetic cries, and point to Jesus as a manly man who likewise expects counter-cultural strength in his followers.

It's high time for Christians to realize that the cultural rejection of patriarchy is ultimately a rejection of the family, of traditional moral values, and of Christianity itself. And it's high time to stop our milksop acquiescence towards this prevailing attitude, and unflinchingly proclaim the timeless truth.

Jerry, Dogpatch, Ergo Sum 39 Comments [11/6/2008 2:35:50 AM]
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Quote# 51496

McCain is closing fast by the minute in the battleground states plus PA. and this is according to Fox, Chris Wallace. It really looks as though McCain is going to pull it out.
There are prayer chains going on across our country for God to protect our nation from evil and elect trustworthy people as our leaders.
“Remember Sarah Palin has been described as the modern day Esther”


watchoveramerica, "African Press International" 61 Comments [11/6/2008 1:59:07 AM]
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Submitted By: JR
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Quote# 51346

I understand, but then again if your friend wasn't a homosexual, that would never have happened. I appreciate how homosexuals may get a little bit bothered by a miniscule minority of 'Christians' (whose hearts are probably in the right place!) but that doesn't mean the rest of us should back off and let gays get married/ have civil unions/ domestic partnerships.

Forgiven_and_Redeemed, CF 23 Comments [11/6/2008 1:57:23 AM]
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