Quote# 51291

[From Biblocality's jokes page. Seriously.]

Go up to an amillennialist or post-tribulation premillennialists and say to him or her, that you have become a replacement theologian. They will look at you and say, finally you have believed in what we believe. Then respond by saying, ya, I believe Israel is going to replace the church, ha ha! Then watch the steam come out of their ears.

Churchwork, Biblocality 53 Comments [11/5/2008 6:39:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 51460

[In the middle of a 125 word post on a forum about MUD programming, someone utters the following:]

'[...] without the generic, "Christ, I'm tired of this" trademark of the overtaxed builder.'

[In response, the following:]

I cannot believe this. You just broke one of The Commandments in your post. I will tell you what I just heard you say, "I do not care who I offend. I do not care about details. I do not care about the importance of maintaining my own integrity in a simple message board post." I think you have done yourself a huge disservice by introducing yourself to the mudding public by trampling on the believes of the Christians among us. Maybe you do not follow the laws of God. Maybe you follow some other religious ideals. Maybe you just do not care at all. But I am offended. What it tells me is that you do not care about other people or respect their beliefs. And after that remark I would not let you instawiz on my mud. It may give others pause also. I do not know. I hope you take this commentary to heart and consider your comments more carefully in the future. I hope you find what you are looking for.

detah, LPMuds 41 Comments [11/5/2008 6:39:27 PM]
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Quote# 51283

Antichrist is a charismatic guy who will seem to have the solution for all the world's problems.
Obama is this.
Antichrist is of Muslim descent.
Omba is this.
Everyone will love the antichrist until he turns evil 31/2 years into his reign
3 1/2 years from now is 2012, the year the Mayans predict to be the apocolypse.
The antichrist will seem to survive a fatal injury:
Obama will be shot or something by some #*# hicks or skinheads, leading to a near fatal injury.

in short, vote mccain

Neegro, WoW Offtopic 59 Comments [11/5/2008 5:15:21 PM]
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Submitted By: L

Quote# 51410

Actually I have never met a Christian who believed in evolution (I've know hundreds of Christians of various backgrounds). They believe in what the Bible says, and it says right in the first few lines that the world was created. Most religions tend to believe in a form of a higher power making the world. So I'm not sure where the line "Actually, the majority of christians accept evolution" comes from and how it can be true.

schuber-1, IMDB 31 Comments [11/5/2008 5:13:28 PM]
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Quote# 51541

Cheerleading can be done properly; but, a woman's legs should never leave the ground, let alone wearing miniskirts. All miniskirts are sinful, and should NEVER be worn by any Christian woman. It hypocritical and clear evidence that Catholicism is of the Devil, that their school girls are dressed in miniskirts

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 72 Comments [11/5/2008 4:32:50 PM]
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Quote# 51185

I don't trust birth control, or morning pills. Condoms break, and what I don't like is that condoms are normally issued out like sex is something you can buy. Unfortunately, we know that sex sells, and this is a promiscuous generation we live in. So more than likely, birth control and condoms are often used by promiscuous people, and because they ARE so promiscuous , they have unwanted babies, and this often leaves to abortion. They're just better off being abstinent, dang it.

Overall, I don't trust birth control and morning pills.

xiao-feng-fury, deviantart 47 Comments [11/5/2008 4:28:00 PM]
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Submitted By: seraphicreverie

Quote# 51655

(Commenting on the case of the 13 year-old girl stoned to death in Somalia - my bold)

The world would think this crazy, but if she did die before subscribing wholly to the beliefs of Islam than she is much better off than if she had lived to a ripe old age in a society where Women are so obviously chattel. May her true father, the Lord almighty wipe every tear from this child's eyes.

This just makes me see how much different and better "The West" is, even with all the problems we have today in our free society. What kind of system of "justice" brutally condemns to death a 13 yr old girl who was gang raped? For all we know the 3 men who did it could have been among the men pelting her head and face with rocks.


We who yet live in free, open and tolerant societies must never let the Muslims gain a foothold over us or this will be the fate of the West as well.

I don't hate the Muslim people but I absolutely loathe and detest the false system of law/justice which knows nothing of mercy that holds sway over their hearts, minds and souls.

NewWine06, Rapture Overdue 35 Comments [11/5/2008 4:19:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Scooby71

Quote# 51341

I am 25 and when I was in the 10th grade we had to take biology and when the class reached the point of learning about evolution my teacher says " by law I am required to teach you about evolution and I want to know what you all know about it?" so a few of my classmates gave answers about evovling from apes and other things. so after about 10 minutes of discussing it he says well that is enough of that junk and moved on the the next chapter in the textbook and that is about all I learned about evolution in high school.

chj, RR 50 Comments [11/5/2008 4:09:43 PM]
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Quote# 51334

Dear Queer

This is your fate
to end all the hate.
Now lets close the gate.
Boys on boys dont equate
when you consummate,
at least in this State.

So, before its too late,
find an opposite mate.
Take her on a date,
you will feel great.
No need to masturbate.
Now vote YES on? Prop 8!

nododon, YouTube 58 Comments [11/5/2008 3:39:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Kimby

Quote# 51629

Is it just me, or did anyone else notice Obama's 333 electoral tally for a good bit on the MSM? They didn't show it forever, but nonetheless showed it for a good bit.

Does the MSM have some fascination with numerical messages? Are their evil forces doing so behind them?

The election wasn't fixed...right...

BornAgain123, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [11/5/2008 3:39:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Starscream

Quote# 51505

Abortion is terrorism. Anyone with a heart or a conscience cannot look at a fetus and deny that fetus is a living, innocent, defenseless human being. You can rationalize and skirt around it all you want with whatever legalese you want, but in your gut you know the truth. You can deny it all you want, I don't believe your justifications and deep down you know, although will argrue it to the end, they are excuses. May God have mercy on you.

TxKat, carm 34 Comments [11/5/2008 3:36:46 PM]
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Quote# 51360

[On abortion]
Q u o t e:

What about the ones who aren't? And why can't these women take responsbility for their own actions? You're running out of straws here, let's see which one you grasp.

Those women should be shot alongside the doctors.

If you get an abortion out of coldness of your being, you should be shot.
That's rare though, like an abortion to save your life is.
The people who kill doctors aren't terrorists, they're heroes. Like the men who went out and shot klansmen 40 years ago were.

Pastorb, WoW Offtopic 33 Comments [11/5/2008 3:35:38 PM]
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Submitted By: L

Quote# 51340

i believe one creationist has suggested the "glaciers" were not ice but frozen water.

Robert Byers, RichardDawkins.net 110 Comments [11/5/2008 3:29:34 PM]
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Submitted By: deicidal

Quote# 51570

Please join me in this prayer of protection and request that BO be supernaturally blocked
My sister just called and asked me to post here for we Christians to pray and visualize a wall between Obama and the presidency that he cannot penetrate.

Please join with me as we visualize this impenatrable wall that will stop Obama while protecting us from the evil he represents.

Dear Father God,

We join together and are humbly pleading that you will protect us ,your children. Please separate Barak Obama from the POTUs by a supernatural wall that he cannot penetrate.

Let the wall that he cannot penetrate be a barrier of protection for we that belong to you and that are covered by the blood.

I pray that the precious blood of your Son Jesus cover this wall and not allow Obama to pass into the presidency.

We ask this is name of our Savior, Jesus Christ-

Amen and Amen

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 116 Comments [11/5/2008 3:23:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Me

Quote# 51396

Yes there was a Christ! Just you wait... In about 7 years you'll watch the news and hear about people disapearing in the night, leaving their clothes behind. It's called The Rapture. The book of Revelation talks all about. And the Bible doesn't lie... Maybe you should read it sometime... accually I'll just gve you a summary of what happens after the Rapture: God and Satan have a big war and God wins. You'll be on Satan's side if you say that there was never a Christ. Plus, you know how God describes Hell? Eternal burning, eternal falling, and eternal death. Heaven Eternal life and happiness. You will be left behind when the Rapture comes... you'll be stuck in this hell-hole while others are having a party in Heaven.

Yukiechan1958, deviantART 34 Comments [11/5/2008 3:13:57 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.

Quote# 51172

Are you kidding me? There is physical evidence that events in the bible actually happened that prove god's existence.

herostime, The Boot 31 Comments [11/5/2008 2:50:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Redneck Bimbo Governor

Quote# 51293

Q: Is Yahweh a drag queen?

You are rude and offensive, and your mother should have had an accidental miscarriage!

noonehome2day, Y!A 47 Comments [11/5/2008 11:36:47 AM]
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Submitted By: fritistat

Quote# 51259

The Tragedy and Consequences of Divorce.

A Christian friend who has been examining his ancestry recently told us about the fearful consequences of a divorce which occurred in his family just a few generations ago. I asked him to write this down anonymously, and the following is the sad account:

"My great grandparents on my grandmother's side had four children--one boy and three girls. My great grandparents were godly people who loved the Lord, and left the Presbyterian church in Kansas around the turn of the century because of worldliness and apostasy. All four of their children married, and all four of them made a profession of faith between the ages of 9 and 11. One daughter had no children. Another daughter married in Red Lodge, Montana, in 1905. They had two daughters, one of whom never married, and then they divorced in Yakima in 1922. This was the first divorce ever heard of or recorded in the family, and when this divorce occurred it was reported that one of her sisters was heard sobbing and crying over this tragedy. In 1925 she married again. To this day, from this union, there have been twelve divorces, eleven children born out of wedlock, one homosexual, and out of approximately 56 descendants, maybe three have graduated from college, none have been in full time Christian work, and many have lived lives that are not honoring to the Lord. In contrast to this sad tale, consider the son of my great grandfather. He attended Bible school and was a missionary to China for almost 20 years, had two children, one of whom died as an infant, and the other child had two children. The third daughter of my great grandfather married and had five of their own children, and adopted two more. Of the son and the last daughter who did have children there has not been one single divorce; they have all graduated from college; there are no homosexuals; no children were born out of wedlock; and all claim to be born again and are involved in some church."

Anonymous Fundie, O Timothy Magazine 25 Comments [11/5/2008 11:36:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 51315

i dont know the answer to this but i DO KNOW THAT Barack Obama did NOT put his hand on his heart during the National Anthem, instead staring into the vast space... And his toll free voting phone number is 1-(866)-675-2008, (which has 666 in it) plus, one has to text "hope" to "62262".If we add up all the 2s, there you have your 666.

As you know, The Bible says," If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666"

myspace.com/ustopit, Yahoo|Answers 58 Comments [11/5/2008 11:36:31 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 51127

The devil is losing his battle and will try anything to stop the christian faith from being spread to everyone. Putting Dr Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred to everyone

Ryno Geldnhuis, FreeHovind - Petition to free Kent Hovind 31 Comments [11/5/2008 11:36:01 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 51200

[Don't the atheists celebrate on april 1st?
psalms14:1 The fool has said in his heart,
“There is no God.”
They are corrupt,
They have done abominable works,
There is none who does good. ]

Atheists are murderers and sexual deviants. You are so right.

cheree K, Yahoo|Answers 27 Comments [11/5/2008 11:35:40 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 51232

[re: legal "persecution" of Christian homophobes]

....These assaults on our liberty and our freedom by these enemies of God's [sic] must stop at once!
There will not be peace until we delouse our society of them [homosexuals].

HappyHealthyHolyRoller, "Christian" Forums 19 Comments [11/5/2008 11:34:05 AM]
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Submitted By: LordBarthokSoc

Quote# 51246

Running with Scissors, the thing I like about your post is that you speak your truth and aren't afraid to say it. I respect that. I am only replying about one of your statements. About reading the Bible. I have. So let's take the Muslim thing off the table. Let's just talk about liberal Democratic beliefs vs. the Bible. Let's see. The bible says Abortion is a sin. Democrats are ok with it. The bible says homosexuality is an abomination, but Democrats are ok with it. The bible says the Lord helps those who help themselves, but Democrats believe in giving people something for nothing. That is why I would never vote for a Democrat. And that is why I don't believe any true Christian could actually support the Democratic party. Now I know a lot of people feel differently and that is ok. I am just speaking my truth.

FredsMom, chron 27 Comments [11/5/2008 11:33:34 AM]
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Quote# 51128

I think this article is just another pathetic attempt to cast disparaging and UNTRUE remarks about Gov. Palin in an even more pathetic attempt to divert attemtion from the true evil. Gov. Palin was raised by two public school teachers, I seriously doubt that she is against education. $3 million to study grizzly bear DNA?!? Are you kidding me?!? As far as her choices in religion/ religious practices all I can say is atleast she isn't a member of a faith that would gladly see each and every American dead and buried. And her minister isn't preaching hatered and racism to the point that she has to distance herself. So lets see... she DOES NOT want to WASTE $3 million tax payer dollars studying grizzly bear DNA, and she is a christian. HUH, sounds like a WINNER TO ME!

rjb675, slate 25 Comments [11/5/2008 11:33:21 AM]
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Submitted By: L

Quote# 51287

[A response to another conservapedia editor for, I'm assuming, not being conservative enough.]

Bolly, you're clueless. There is a direct link between hollywood values and school prayer being censored. No one denys this except liberals who have breast cancer due to abortionist values. In summary, evolutionist style has blinkered you. You have free will to deny my logic.

[Oh and BTW: 'blinkered' is a real word, however it's an adjective, not a verb.]

HowlesM, Conservapedia 35 Comments [11/5/2008 11:31:51 AM]
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