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Quote# 51178

tdf155, The 1st Amendment states: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of gievances." Breaking it down, the first part DOES NOT MEAN separation of church and state. What it says and means is that Congress shall not make a law that creates or establishes a required Church, such as the British did when they created the Anglican Church, or the Church of England. It also states that congress shall not prohibit the free exercise of your faith, as they are trying to do, especially if you happen to be Christian. The second part says we have the freedom to voice our opinion, and congress shall make no law to prohibit it. And the press can say or write whatever they wish... which mostly is slanted very liberally in an attempt to not report the news, but to create the news, and pursuade people to believe the falsehoods and slant that they speak. And the last part gives us the right to peacefully assemble to protest that which we feel is not right... Unless of course, you are a pro-lifer outside of an abortion mill, in such case, you will earn a trip to jail for exercising your constitutional rights. So, even though it grants us rights, if we aren't being politically correct, we are still subject to persecution.

sportsfan34205, tbo 32 Comments [11/4/2008 6:47:26 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51159

I would say IF Obama is elected then he will probably be impeached or shot.

[So which do you prefer?]

Exiled with the rest of his terrorist, socialist, anti-american pals to the middle eastern country of their choice.

armycop91, Military.com 43 Comments [11/4/2008 5:34:10 PM]
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Quote# 51197

(It is because the election is less than a week away? No! It's the work of the Debil!!!)

Do you notice how many times a day we hear "Barack Obama"?

The TV was on the news channel this morning as I was cleaning up the house & I noticed something that I had thought about before - The name "Barack Obama" is said more times than I can count. And its every channel.

Macklynn, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [11/4/2008 5:23:30 PM]
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Submitted By: kat
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Quote# 50973

(on a video showing that the earth isn't 6000 years old)

had it ever occurred to you that the elements to create the earth had to be there to form the earth??? Therefore all the elements were there before God created the earth. The universe was already in existance. God didn't just create the earth, he's preparing it now for Christ's second coming....who will have the dobts then, or be so clever with their blsphemous comments and videos!!!

sheenaann123, Yahoo Answers 27 Comments [11/4/2008 5:20:52 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 51154

[On gay marriage]

we do not want our children growing up learning that gay marriage is ok

by allowing gays to marry then you are redifining the word marriage
marriage is between a man and a women


if you truely love someone you just want to be with someone, you don't need the media and the publicity to love someone

churchs will now have to allow gay marriages and some don't want that
if you really need to get married then you can go to a place that allows it

it's not natural, they cant create babies which means a decrease in population, take England they allow gay marriage and their divorce rates have gone up, and is England a strong country ? no
We don't want to become weak

again true love is not defined by the certificate, it's defined by your heart

i0yalt3y, Y! Answers 47 Comments [11/4/2008 5:18:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Mike K
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Quote# 51101

Is there a link to this? It sounds like a great movie I hope its based off a true story. Some of us feel Sunday School is where children belong. :) I think all schools should be Christian schools, and I'm not alone

Femaleavatar, WoW Offtopic 27 Comments [11/4/2008 4:53:54 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51506

Hi!
I just had to add to this discussion.
My daughter, Kate, is a gifted young woman. She's now almost 34, and now seems almost totally corrupted by the world. Why? Because I foolishly didn't try to dissuade her from majoring in journalism!

Kate was a vibrant born-again believer all of the while she was growing up (since age 4)---miracles happened to this youngster. (Examples---We prayed for her hand, burned by one of those large sparklers..and no burn at all the next AM; we prayed for a little hamster, accidentally thrown--in a fall--across a room, and paralyzed in its back legs---he was moving just fine after the prayer, etc, etc) She loved her Lord with all of her heart! Kate was baptized-at her own request-- by age 8 (by immersion); spent a week at JPUSA in Chicago, when 14; almost went to Germany on a short-term trip and did go to Mexico City on one.....

She chose a noted Christian college, Asbury in KY...while there, she joined a Christian club, even picketing an abortion center with the group. But she majored in journalism.... Now, after 2 Master's degrees and a doctorate in women's studies and ethnic diversity , she no longer believes. She is living in a lesbian relationship, is a flaming liberal and feminist, and militantly pro-abortion. She is closed to all we try to say, and conversations with her are pretty-much limited to the weather, our pets, and her teaching experiences..... (SIGH!)

Journalism, it turns out, is just about the most liberal profession she could have entered, and all of her advanced education has enriched her brain, but has left her soul/spirit in abject poverty!

I know that our Lord can still turn her around---that the little girl who loved Jesus so much (and it was genuine) is loved even more by our Lord. We haven't given up in praying for her, and we know the "hound of heaven"--the Holy Spirit--is even now acting mightily on her behalf.

Sorry...I just needed to vent a little!

'Could us a [hug], or two, I think!

God bless! Jan in AZ

skywatcher, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [11/4/2008 4:47:03 PM]
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Submitted By: captain hooker
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Quote# 51379

Al is a cocksucking, queer loving, woman hating, liberal jerkoff... Obama is almost as much of a fag as this fat fuck thats on here. I think he should suck al's cock and choke to death on his load...

kered74, youtube 36 Comments [11/4/2008 4:36:13 PM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51265

Christian parents; how much control do you have over your childs tv/music habits?
I let my boy (being a man) watch and listen to what he likes (within reason), he's a good boy, he likes christian rock best, but obviously my girls get monitored a little closer, we usually do craft instead of TV and music, which is better.
I recently looked through Martin's CD colection and found some questionable material, I took the worst away (eminem and some other black music with f words in) but he is 15 and he should be prepared for the outside world after all. What do you do, and how do you deal with the topic of 'gay' or 'sexually explicit' material, such as chemical romance (sp?) and killers?

?Jayden's? Momy2b! †'s, Yahoo Answers 44 Comments [11/4/2008 4:32:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Feminazi
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Quote# 51129

A day in the life of a gay.

(Is anyone else bothered by the phrase "a gay"?

7:00 Wake up

7:05 Look over at stranger next to him, cant remember his name.

7:06 Butt fuck him anyway

7:30 Dress in weird clothes

7:45 Walk to work among people pointing and saying things like: Look at that fag, its disgusting.

8:00 Get to work.

8:05 Listen to conversations about people living normal lifes (Married, kids etc)

8:10 - 12:59 Surf internet for disgusting gay porn.

13:00 Walk to gay restaurant among fag remarks on street.

13:15 Suck random fags cock in bathroom.

13:30 Get back to the office.

13:40 Boss calls in fag about shit work performance.

13:45 Gay pulls out the "discrimination against gay card"

13:50 Boss realises he can get into lots of trouble if he fires a fag.

14:00 Faggot leaves for gay pride parade.

14:15 - 17:00 Butt fucker walks in the most fucked up and weirdest parade among people shouting: DIe of aids fag!

17:15 Get back to house.

17:20 Eat a healthy vegetarian meal that taste like shit while watching Oprah.

18:00 Starts to get ready to go out.

20:00 Takes cab to gay bar.

20:15 - 22:00 Get drunk and high!

22:15 Cock suck stranger.

23:00 Butt fuck stranger.

24:00 Die of aids.

Mark Carter, Facebook ANTI-gay marriage group 100 Comments [11/4/2008 4:11:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith
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Quote# 51500

(On Obamas grandmothers death..)

I truly hope someone who knew the Lord was able to witness to her before she passed

The cynic in me wonders if the Obama's waited to pull the plug until today for the sympathy vote. I still can't fathom why he didn't bring his daughters with him to see their grandma before she passed. That makes no sense to me.

Although... none of this type of speculation is helpful or even matters... so I simply pray the woman is in the arm's of Jesus.

Every odd thing about this man and this election is still in God's very capable hands

IrishLass, RR 47 Comments [11/4/2008 4:08:11 PM]
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Quote# 51409

Their hate knows no bounds.

And to finish with listing things from this site, here are the top 100 Christian posts they consider the best to mock, ridicule, and make fun of: http://www.fstdt.com/top100.asp

Don't be surprised if they change the links listed here because they are cowards when it comes to being exposed about what they really do, and what they really think about "all" Christians.

Side note: If your an atheist-evolutionist and are repulsed by what you have read here. Might want to rethink your view on what you believe. Because I guarantee if you go to that site and try to express a more moderate view for atheist. You'll be listed as a fundie too. And if you like all of what you read here, as some demented minds will do, here's one last pic for your viewing pleasure.



At least here they are admitting where there ideas originate from. Nazis.

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 61 Comments [11/4/2008 4:03:15 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 51490

All evolutionists, atheists, agnostics, Hindoos, Muslims, Jews, Mormons, witches, communists, satanists and wannabe 'liberal' Christians will be left behind. What can they expect? The Bible tells us exactly what's coming: FAMINE; PESTILENCE; A MIGHTY WORLDWIDE EARTHQUAKE; ONE THIRD OF THE EARTH BURNT TO A CINDER; A MIGHTY METEORITE CRASHES TO EARTH; ONE THIRD OF THE ENTIRE POPULATION WILL BE MURDERED BY SATAN'S ARMY; NOISOME AND GRIEVOUS SORES ALL OVER YOUR BODY; ALL SEAS AND RIVERS TURN TO BLOOD; AND LOTS MORE BESIDES.

If Barack Hussein Obama wins tomorrow, THAT'S PRECISELY WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

KING JESUS IS COMING BACK!!!! REPENT, FOR TIME IN SHORT.

Garvan Ellison, The Garvanian 51 Comments [11/4/2008 3:59:13 PM]
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Quote# 50829

Non-believers fell for a trick?

One of Satan's tricks is he can convince non-believers that he doesnt exist.

People who say they don't believe in Satan are usually Atheist and blasphemers SO:

Isnt this proof that Satan has made a perfect trick on them?


Additional Details

"How do you explain tow of the richest men on the planet, Bill Gates and Warren Buffet, are atheists."

The love of money is the root of all evil =)





{It's important to note that her avatar seems to have an incredibly fake smile}

Jennifer_Saved, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [11/4/2008 3:37:55 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 51114

[Ex-Atheist?]
...
Similarly, I believed that my origins were found in evolution. This was superficially pleasing to me as it was an adequate method to explain away actions that I knew were immoral. Deep inside I was convinced that many of my actions were wrong, but evolution helped me to conveniently rationalize those fears. I was able to blame my actions on my "natural instincts". I would lie to my parents to better my own existence, I would hurt others to ease my own life and assert my dominance over rivals (survival of the fittest), and I would sleep with my girlfriend due to my animal instinct to procreate (though had we succeeded we would have had an abortion - logical?).
...

Founder of the ex-atheists for jesus site, ex-atheists for jesus 52 Comments [11/4/2008 11:45:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Vincent
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Quote# 51120

[POE]
Dance Praise is like the Secular game "Dance Dance Revolution" only with wholesome Christian songs and no Communist overtones. ††††

Zounds Review, Zounds Christian Gaming 33 Comments [11/4/2008 11:16:21 AM]
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Submitted By: That Goggles Kid
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Quote# 51521

Barack Obama will win by a landslide.

America will lose its national soverignty and become part of the North American Union.

The dollar will be phased out and the Amero will be phased in.

Because of the sinking value of the dollar and the stock market collapse (both of which are being engineered on purpose by the banking elite), the population will embrace the above with open arms.

Obama, considering himself a citizen of the world rather than of the US, with all of his "change the world" rhetoric, will make huge strides towards aglobal government, giving the UN the ability to tax and govern.

There will be a global UN tax on carbon emmissions, even though global warming is a proven scam.

Scientists who dissent against the global warming dogma will be censored, just as scientists who dissent against the evolution dogma are.

It will be illegal to preach against sodomy, effectively making it illegal to be a true Christian.

Godless global socialism will rule the world.

Jesus will come back and yell "surprise" and throw everyone into Hell.

It's a mostly sad story but at least we know it has a happy ending.

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 83 Comments [11/4/2008 11:16:00 AM]
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Quote# 51117

I have stated publicly and openly that the theory of evolution should be scrutinized along with any other theory that makes its way to the domain of scientific review. I can see no logic in attempting to isolate and protect this theory against the broad range of theories in science, economics, sociology, etc. On this subject, our standards appear to be out of balance. Theories are theories and facts are facts. While some would claim that the theory of evolution is ironclad and without fault, I respectfully disagree, and so do many individuals who belong to the organizations listed above. I know because I’ve visited with them on this very subject. Therefore, it should remain open to criticism, adjustment due to new data and evidence, and overall improvement.

[Emphasis mine]

Dennis Hedke, Kansas State Board of Education Candidate, kcfs.org 37 Comments [11/4/2008 10:08:44 AM]
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Quote# 50886

Q u o t e:
Morality is relative.



No it is not. Morality is what is outlined in the Bible as the good and just way to live one's life.

Abydos, WoW Offtopic 38 Comments [11/4/2008 9:36:49 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51220

Q: Can anybody give me a good nonreligious reason why gay marriage should be outlawed?

"yeah---you don't cook in your bathroom or crap in your kitchen but they both have plumbing. Why is that?---It is disordered. If you saw someone relieving themselves in the kitchen you would be just as upset as the rest of us are with the homosexual acts. It is just plain wrong."

midge, yahoo answers 54 Comments [11/4/2008 9:22:41 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 51408

Give me one piece of evidence that creationism is false

Ferinvs, WoW Offtopic 49 Comments [11/4/2008 6:36:26 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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Quote# 51165

People participating in Homosexual Behavior or entertain ideas of sex changing have got to undergo psychological counseling because they are sick, they need to be genetically tested and deign/work with the DNA identity God has given them, not to encourage confounding it......Persons participating in sexual perverted behavior should have no legal right/standing to personally raising children or working closely with them as a teacher/leader or counsellor

Carla D'Esposito, CNN ELECTION 2008 issues Same Sex Marriage 29 Comments [11/4/2008 4:07:25 AM]
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Quote# 51286

Homosexuality is a horrible and deadly virus that attacks the mind and cause hallucationations in an emotiomal form causeing the host to believe they are attracted to the same sex, this virus is the idealogy that homsexuality is okay but its not, supporters of prop 8 are just trying purge the unclean and rescue the fallen, is it wrong to inject salvation into the sick?

i give good advice, yahoo answers 46 Comments [11/4/2008 3:56:59 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 50999

<Should America Christianize Iran once we're finished with Iraq?>

<Best Answer - Chosen by Asker>
Thats correct. Inside every muslim is a God-fearing Christian waiting to come out. Our job to to implement it.

Hartman, Yahoo!Answers 37 Comments [11/4/2008 3:48:55 AM]
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Quote# 51146

To all those who name the name of Christ who plan to willfully disobey Him by voting for Obama, take warning. Not only is our nation in grave danger, according to the Word of God, so are you ... his election is not about race. It's not about the economy. It's about obeying God.

...

Be forewarned: If you willfully disobey God on life and marriage because of race or false hope for the economy, you will usher in the kind of change that brought the Soviet Union to collapse.

But the warning goes far beyond that. To those who think that God's grace gives them license to willfully disobey Him without consequences – think again:

Not everyone who says to Me, "Lord, Lord," shall enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to Me in that day, "Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in Your name, cast out demons in Your name, and done many wonders in Your name?" And then I will declare to them, "I never knew you; depart from Me, you who practice lawlessness!" (Matthew 7:21-23)

That deals with your eternity.

Janet Porter, RightWingWatch 48 Comments [11/4/2008 3:19:35 AM]
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