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Quote# 50827

Why do you mock someone that is against gay marriage? I believe in God, if you don't that's fine. You're differing view doesn't change what I know. We are God's children and he has a plan for us. There is a reason we are on this earth. We're here to grow and become better people. God wants to allow us to become more like him but that can only happen when we follow his plan.

There is eternal truth in this world, whether you accept it or not. If you think beyond this cold little rock we live on, you'll find we're part of something bigger. There is a plan and there are rules. What's wrong is wrong, and it ALWAYS will be. God wants a man and a woman to have children and raise a family much like he is now raising us (when we acknowledge him).

This world wants to do whatever it wants and expects everyone to just say it's ok. Some people have feelings within them that will not accept this; it's called character. It's standing up for what you truly believe in instead of just going to church on Sunday and forgetting the rest of the week. Why would you mock someone that believes a truth and then lives by it?

The world wants to label you as "in-tolerant" if you do not accept wrongdoings along with the people that practice them. I agree that people that practice homosexuality should not be denied every human right, but a perversion of marriage is wrong. IT ALWAYS WILL BE. Love the sinner but hate the sin.

Should I just let everyone live how they want to and mind my own business? Sure, until you affect my community, society, government, and world views. I have to stand against that, and I always will.

wrong is wrong, RadarOnline.com comment, "Hip Young People Hate Gay Marriage" 50 Comments [11/1/2008 1:09:12 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 50840

(This letter is fictitous, but it portrays what will most likely happen when an athiest dies...)



To Kim,


We were lied to.


I sit here now in agony; it wasn't at all like I thought it was going to be. I thought it was all over. And it is, but I never expected to be like this.

I remember talking to you; we were laughing about the "Fundie" that we had heckled earlier that morning while we weere crossing the street. We had given that old guy the business, and got the whole coffeehouse lauging. He was in tears, and we thought that was just hillarious. Old guy crying; what a riot!

We were crossing the street still laughing about it, and I said I wished we coud have more times like that. You were laughing too, and joked about "invading a church on saunday" or something like that.

Then a second later, you let out a scream. The last thing I saw was the bus coming at me; I hadn't watched the walk light.

The next thing I know, I'm here.

I can't tell how much time has passed. It seems like only a few seconds, but there's no clocks here. No sun, moon, no sky. It's dark. Very dark.

The guy that stands watch is the only company I have, and he doesn't speak much. When he does, it frightens me. He stands taller than I do, not that I can tell how tall I stand now. How it is that I can see him, I can't explain. He just seems to stand out.

I have never felt this scared before.

I finally got the guy to talk to me, and I wish I hadn't. His eyes just feel like two daggers that are piercing my soul.

He tells me that in about a thousand years, I will go before God in judgment.

"GOD?!" I yelled. "But-but HE doesn't EXIST!!!"

"Yes, he DOES." he said. "And all your life, you rejected him."

" There was NO PROOF!!!" I screamed at him. I tried to get him to back off like we used to do with those bible-thumpers, but it didn't work on him; it actually seemed to make him even more intimidating.

"You had proof. All of creation screamed his existence to you. You had his holy word, the Bible, but you discounted it. I was there every time you heard his word from his servants, especially the gentleman you reduced to tears. "

He looked at me with that last remark, and I wanted to crawl under a rock.

"We were...just having fun with him." I spat back

"You call hurting an old man fun?" He replied. I actually backed up a step or two. " That old man suffered greatly because of YOU and your friend. I have been there every time that gentleman witnessed to you. You didn't have to do that. Suppose someone did that to your mother?"


I had no answer to that.

"I serve God before his throne." He said. "I have seen his face, the marks the thorns left upon his brow; the nail prints in his wrists and ankles." he said to me, like he didn't even want to be around me.

"WHAT??!!" I yelped. "BUT---that's CHRIST!!!"

"Yes," he said. "Jesus Christ IS God; And he will be your judge. "

"Judge?" I said

"Yes." he said back. " In Revelation, the Bible speaks of a time when all those who died in their sins, LIKE YOU, will stand before God in judgment. It is called the Great White Throne Judgment. Your entire life will be played back."

"WHA-" I started to say, but he cut me off.

"And at that time, every thought, every single thing you did, said or felt will come out."

I couldn't even make a sound at that point.

"You were so sure that you were right; but you never tried to piece together the clues that led to him. " He said, looking me square in the eyes. "You didn't feel you should answer to anyone. I was there each time that you said that, felt that, and thought that."

"WHO ARE YOU???" I finally screamed at him.

"The angel that recorded you life." he replied. Then he turned, and started to walk away.

A second later, he turned back "and a WOEFUL life at that." he said before resuming his stand a distance away.



I cannot believe this is happening to me. ME, of ALL people.


That seemed like only yesterday, but a moment ago, the angel said that judgment for me was coming, and it would be in a few moments. He would allow me to finish this letter, but after that, I have to go.

Kim, when you get this, make suure the rest of the gang reads it too. I don't want you guys down here. I dont want--

NEXT!

Robert, RR 137 Comments [11/1/2008 12:50:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Redneck Bimbo Governor
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Quote# 50851

That always cracks me up. Science believes that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. That 75 % of all life was wiped out. Firestorms, nuclear winter, hyper-hurricanes wiped all life on the surface. Rodents living underground evolved into us. But dinosaurs didn't live underground. Science believes the raptors and other related dinos evolved into birds. How did raptors survive the extinction event? They can't even get their stories straight.http://www.rr-bb.com/images/smilies/pound.gif

Prodigal Son, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [11/1/2008 9:10:47 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50803

What do you think an atheists excuse will be?
When an atheist dies and stands before God and God asks him why he didn't believe what do you think thier excuse will be?

1) Science proved you didn't exist!
2) The concept of you was only for the ignorant and uneducated.
3) Only people with empty lives believed in you.
4) I thought you was a myth made up by pagans and adopted by the jews.
5) There was to much pain and suffering on earth to believe you existed.
6) I am not dead and you aren't God. I just ate some bad left overs.
7) I only believe what I see and I didn't see you.
8) Oh crap....Look God I was just kidding about the whole athiest thing.

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No where in the Bible does it say I have to accept or tolerate other faiths or beliefs. In fact God always asks us to expose them for what they are and to not tolerate them.

kip_rev, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [11/1/2008 7:54:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50855

[Refuting the FSM]
but we know for a fact that spaghetti can't fly. therefore there is no flying spaghetti monster. God, or a Higher Being, however, is EXTREMELY likely, because everything in this universe didn't randomly get created.

brandoboy1312, Youtube 51 Comments [11/1/2008 3:22:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 50904

Gay people and athiests are you rapture ready?

All Christians know that the end is in sight. We are not afraid because we will end up in heaven. I wonder if the non believers out there are ready for the end of days? Does it scare you? Dont you think it is time to convert and join us?

Bride of Jesus, Yahoo Answers 76 Comments [11/1/2008 3:20:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 50953

[Commenting on Apple Computer]

Think about their logo. It glorifies sin entering into the world (IMHO).

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [11/1/2008 1:55:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: harpwn
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Quote# 51228

Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said "Oh well....we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now." I just looked at him and smiled and said "You're absolutely right son....and we are one day closer." That's something we say around the house frequently. "We're one day closer to Heaven". It's true, and today would be fine with me.

BAC, RR 33 Comments [11/1/2008 1:42:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 50899

Q u o t e:
She is a creationist. Creationists are not bright people and are not fit to run the country.

To say that the Iraq War is a task from God is not acceptable, and you would be an idiot to defend that. She is dumber than any other candidate who has made it this far, ever.



Oh give me a break! Rubbish! Who are YOU to say what her faith has to be or the many who believe what she does, isn't allowed? What harm is it doing you?

So she prayed for soldiers and hoped this was a task from God they were sent on. You know, as in God, who doesn't like to see people oppressed?

You're just a God-hater and you have no right in this country, the land of religious FREEDOM.

Brielé, WoW Offtopic 54 Comments [11/1/2008 12:33:13 AM]
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Submitted By: L
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