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Quote# 54460

("4mankin; go join Westboro Baptist Church!!!")

I live too far away from WBC, I'm in a different state. My neighbor and I try to send Fred Phelps donations every month. Ever since a gay man molested her son at a daycare preschool she's been sending WBC her tithings. I know the sodomites are angry but God is VERY ANGRY with them.

("4mankind666; what a couple of sad bastards you are sending Fred Phelps "donations",the most hated family in the US. There are plenty of hetero peadophiles mate too.
"God is angry" - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

A bastard is someone without a father, I and my neighbor both were born in wedlock and had fathers who provided for the family. I know bastards are more prone to convert to becoming fagots because they lack masculine guidance. When the radical left calls WBC "the most hated family in America" that's not what mainstream America thinks. As in ancient Greece pedophiles are gays and bisexuals that are married men. NAMBLA is the C.I.A. of the gay-community always undercover.

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 52 Comments [12/16/2008 10:36:29 PM]
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Quote# 54444

Read the first amendment sometime. It says that the government may not favor any religion over any other, nor impose limitations on them. The founding fathers wrote it to stop the state from controlling the church, not the other way around. In other words, neither you nor the government can legally try to push me around with your ANTIreligious agenda. Stop grasping your sword by the blade already and learn how to fight.
Besides, the article I linked to addressed medical matters, a face which you have yet to address. If you're going to try to tease me with straw man arguments, be warned: I do not call myself Dragon Tamer for nothing.

DragonTamer2000, DeviantART 35 Comments [12/16/2008 10:36:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeff
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Quote# 54401

(The Hollywood biopic of Charles Darwin life called Creation.)

How 'bout this for a title: "How I and Siggy Freud Screwed-up Western Thinking For A Hundred And Fifty Years."

mcuman, IMDb Board for Creation 24 Comments [12/16/2008 10:35:57 PM]
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Quote# 54277

have found very extreme reactions from people who discover that I am a Christian.
- Even more than when I tell them I follow Man U.
Some people are attracted; others show a very negative reaction. But very few are indifferent.
I hope this does not sound arrogant; but I believe I know the reason for this. In fact we are warned in the bible about how this decision can split families; the feelings are that strong. The fact remains that a Christian reflects a belief that through Christ they are saved and can enter heaven when they die. And as Jesus said there is no other way, should this be true, this leaves the non-Christian in a very vulnerable place.
The non-Christian may think they have very good reasons not to believe; but if they are wrong they are doomed.
Some people cannot face up to this possibility. They are not prepared to check things out properly; perhaps thinking that they will have to change their behaviour/life in some way. They would rather not do this; so instead show contempt to those that have had discovered who Jesus was

Straight-talk, BBC Religion and Ethics 36 Comments [12/16/2008 9:11:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54386

It's funny how Atheists and hardcore left liberals tout that there should be a seperation of church and state, and yet, they still take the day off. Frankly, if they are so strong in their beliefs that church and state should be seperate, then they should show up to work on those holidays they hate so much.

Holidays such as:

Independence Day: for all the people who hate the founding fathers, who want to revise, interpret or dismantle the Constitution, and for those who hate America, especially Michelle Obamanation, they should be required to work, without holiday pay.

Veterans Day: For all those who hate or disrespect the military, they should be required to work, without holiday pay.

Thanksgiving: For all those who do not understand or generally denounce the pilgrims faith in God, and the thanks they gave to God for sparing their lives that dreadful winter, those people should be required to work, without holiday pay.

Christmas: All atheists, non-believers and haters of Christianity and Judeo-Christian beliefs should act on their beliefs and ignore the holiday, working a full day without Holiday Pay!

NonLiberalInOregon, Free Conservatives 73 Comments [12/16/2008 6:56:00 PM]
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Quote# 54389

(Logically, he ("The Antichrist") has to be Jewish. It doesn't matter what the Muslims think.)

I can't buy that. Could you envision the Arabs accepting a covenant offered by a Jew? Without a covenant including a section that allows Israel to build on the Temple Mount, the likelihood of it happening is zero. Israel has essentially given control of the Mount to the "Palestinians", and Jews aren't allowed to walk on it.

I see war breaking out between Israel and the Arabs, with the AC stepping in to mediate a cease-fire and propose a compact that will be satisfying to both sides. No Jew or Muslim could accomplish it. And the settlement will be political, not religious.

Whatever the AC is actually is, I don't expect to be here to find out. ("Because of the Rapture")

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 21 Comments [12/16/2008 6:52:28 PM]
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Quote# 54397

JESUS vs. Santa

Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year
JESUS is an ever present help.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies
JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited
JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.

You have to stand in line to see Santa
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?"
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly
JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO
JESUS offers health, help and hope.

Santa says "You better not cry"
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.

Santa's little helpers make toys
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

While Santa puts gifts under your tree
JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.

It's obvious there is really no comparison. We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.

We need to put Christ back in Christmas.
Jesus is still the reason for the season.

May the Lord Bless and Watch over you and your loved ones this Christmas 2008

And may He prosper and bless the work of your hands in the New Year!

1angel4u, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [12/16/2008 6:52:21 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 54388

("Obama")

He has the the makings of the Antichrist, but whether he is in fact that one remains to be seen. However, his rise to prominence and power from utter obscurity is a repeat of the process that resulted in the Third Reich.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 38 Comments [12/16/2008 6:51:42 PM]
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Quote# 54379

[Pissed that God might be fired from Kentucky Homeland Security]

Lori: So the Atheists are offended by God being in the Homeland Security plaque eh? You know what? I will be offended if it is NOT in there. 95% of American's are NOT offended by this so why should we change it for the 5% that are? That is so ignorant. If they don't like it. Don't read it and may the good Lord have mercy on their souls.

Gale: Let's take all these atheists and send them to Iraq and other war areas and see who they call on to get them home safe.

"G": I cannot believe that a small group of atheist try to control the gov by taking god out of the state home land securty.if you unbelievers don't like the way the gov is run then keep your damm mouth shut.

"Anonymous": Can you say MONEY, MONEY, MONEY? Thats what this is all about. They don't believe in God so it should just be another word three letter to them. Can we sue them for not believing in God?

William: God is Love, so they want Love out of homeland sucerity? they want a hateful homeland sucerity? I can here it now DONT YOU COME ACROSS MY BORBER its succure I hate you !!! hate you! hate you! hate! you!!! blaaaaa toung sticking out.

Mike: I suppose the next thing on their agenda should be filing suit to have The Declaration of Independence edited to their satisfaction. Personally, I'd like to sue to force them to remove "American" from the name of this whiny, insipid little band of pinheads.

Several..., WKYT News 43 Comments [12/16/2008 6:51:40 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 54163

(Obama has reportedly developed a stress-related facial tic under his right eye)

Zec 11:17 Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! the sword [shall be] upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.

wierdddddddd coincidence

neen273, Rapture Forums 57 Comments [12/16/2008 3:48:13 PM]
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Quote# 54268

(On a DS Scrabble game that allegedly produces inappropriate words)

It is disgrace. This country is based on Christian principles and through these principles this country became prosperous. Why this country started hating itself? Who these modern politicians want to please by fighting Christianity? What is the ultimate aim of multiculturalism? We've had enough of this "modern" liberal nonsense.

Alex S., Daily Mail 58 Comments [12/16/2008 1:03:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Amanda
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Quote# 54213

God you are so stupid.
All I/We the People are asking for is a court hearing. At the hearing YOU IDIOT, all issues will be examined.
If it is a fair court, not a kangaroo court, if there are oaths and due process, cross examination and experts, then We the People will accept the ruling of the court.
That is so far beyond fair, that is why we are prepared to start KILLING assholes like you to make sure we get it! Because YOU and Obama are attempting to deny us our RIGHTS!
Do you understand, idiot?

Bob, Topix 58 Comments [12/16/2008 1:02:22 PM]
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Quote# 54217

The U.S. is faced with a crtical economical problems which
was started with moral decay of the society. Our elected
leaders, both the legislative and judicial branch took
sides with liberalism and atheism, under the disguise of
secularism. Now, it came to a point that any anti-God
idea is a new idea which can be displayed in any place.
God is a compassionate God but He may show Himself that
He is God, then the lessons will be unbearably hard to
learn, and the judgement of pride and rebellion will be
terribly heavy to carry.

A. S. Mathew, The Christian Post article comments 41 Comments [12/16/2008 11:48:41 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 54310

Christians do not own marriage NO? GOD DOES he has a HOLY COVENANT of MARRAIGE with a MAN and a WOMAN...He did not create the Marriage Covenant for GAYS it is not for them
They have GAYAIGE.

raineygoodyear, Youtube 49 Comments [12/16/2008 11:48:24 AM]
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Quote# 54284

God does not create a person with homosexual desires. The Bible tells us that a person becomes a homosexual because of sin (Romans 1:24-27), and ultimately because of their own choice. A person may be born with a greater susceptibility to homosexuality, just as people are born with a tendency to violence and other sins. That does not excuse the person choosing to sin by giving into their sinful desires. If a person is born with a greater susceptibility to anger / rage, does that make it right for them to give into those desires? Of course not! The same is true for homosexuality.

If so we should make it OK for all people to give into their "sin" with no consequences.

nhejl, Newsweek Blog 34 Comments [12/16/2008 11:48:12 AM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 54425

LHT: Girl Scouts Continue Plunge Into New Age Spirituality

Nov 26

Lighthouse Trails reports on new Girl Scouts. For decades, the organization has been an avenue for old feminists to teach young girls the ropes. Fifteen years ago, I received materials from a local Girl Scout leader who was concerned about the Planned Parenthood-style sex ed that was coming through the organization, and now, the feminism has predictably led to the teaching of aberrant spirituality. (Think goddess Sophia dolls…)

Chastain reports that “the highlight of the convention was the unveiling of the latest ‘Journeys’ program inspired by the Ashland Institute.” The program is created with the help of Brian Bacon of the Oxford Leadership Academy, a practitioner and teacher of the Brahma Kumaris Raja Yoga. “Girls are encouraged to make a Zen garden, use yoga and martial arts as a form of relaxation and use a Japanese tea ceremony to ‘clear the mind,’” says Chastain.

OK, girls, now draw that sacred circle. Here’s the black cauldron, here are the frogs and newt eyeballs. Your Wicca badges are waiting here on the table…

Ingrid Schlueter, Slice of Laodicea 65 Comments [12/16/2008 11:46:11 AM]
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Quote# 54420

Barack Hussein Obama II (allegedly born in Honolulu, August 4, 1961) served as a first-term Democratic Senator from Illinois (2004-2008) and then, along with his running mate Senator Joseph Biden, won the presidential election after twenty-three months of campaigning, raising and spending an unprecedented $650 million, most of which came from anonymous donors. An apparent Muslim, Obama could use the Koran when he is sworn into office.

Conservapedia article, conservapedia 66 Comments [12/16/2008 11:38:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Malth
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Quote# 54364

[Replying to a thread with a poll showing who people voted for]

Carolina Guy: Wow, 14 Obamabots on RR and all scared to publicly admit it.

Chopin's Ghost: It's possible they are trolls from atheist sites who sign up and pretend they are christian and one of us only to slowly start making devicive posts.

It's also quite possible there are government agents infiltrating and monitoring this board, posing as rapture-believing Christians.

Chopin's Ghost, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [12/16/2008 11:37:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Rich
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Quote# 54251

I find nothing about Atheism that is positive. Virtually all arguments for Atheism are negative. By example: "God isn't." "God isn't logical." I personally find such arguments weak. I suggest that you change the terms to be defined to "Assertive Atheism" and "Passive Atheism." Then we will be free to judge the various individual Atheist arguments as either strong or weak.

George H. Birkett, Praize 28 Comments [12/16/2008 11:21:37 AM]
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Quote# 54375

NEW!!! GODS HIT LIST!!!!`

* Tristan Shuddery (He turned over to the dark side!)
* Madalyn Murray O’Hair
* Michael Moore
* Aaron Russo (God won - died of cancer!)
* Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins - God won!)
* Richard Dawkins (Faster than a monkeys uncle)
* Al Franken
* Sam Harris
* Boris Yeltsin (God Won)
* Cho Seung-Hui (God Won)
* Saddam Hussein (God Won)
* Kurt Vonnegut (God Won)
* George Soros
* Sheryl GAY Stolberg
* Casper the Godless Pornographer
* Charles Darwin (God Won)
* Hemant Mehta a.k.a. The Friendly Atheist
* Americans United for Separation of Church and State
* Max Keiser
* Marcel Marceau (God Won)
*Kant
*Voltaire(God Won) - His printing press which was to be used to destroy Christianity is now being used to print millions of Bibles!

Dr. D James Kennedy, atheist-stooges.com 94 Comments [12/16/2008 11:16:31 AM]
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Quote# 54325

[This is in reaction to finding out that Obama believes that Global warming is an important matter and needs to be focused on]

This guy is a psycho and every time he opens his mouth in the last week or so, he's revealed more of his "real" agenda. If I weren't scared for this country before because of his election - which I was - now, I'm downright terrified. He truly believes he's a king or maybe an Odingo - just pray, pray, pray, my friends.

CarlaL48, RR 29 Comments [12/16/2008 11:09:45 AM]
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Quote# 54331

Barak = "blessing" in arabic and I also think it was the name of the winged horse mohammed rode on in the night dream said to have taken him to the Temple Mount and that mohammad's foot print is on the rock inside that dome.

HUSAYN/Hussein
Gender: Masculine

Usage: Arabic

Other Scripts: ???? (Arabic)

Diminutive of HASAN. Husayn ibn Ali (also called Al-Hussein) was the son of Ali and the grandson of the Prophet Muhammad. Al-Hasan was his older brother. The massacre of Husayn and his family caused the split between Shiite and Sunni Muslims, which continues to this day. In more recent times this was the name of a king of Jordan

Hmmmm interesting

there, RR 82 Comments [12/16/2008 10:50:20 AM]
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Quote# 54341

(this whole thread is gold...they're stocking up on Spam and vienna sausages in case things get rough before the Rapture)

Hormel Compleats are great...I like the Chicken Breast & Gravy...lots of different choices...already cooked...would be best heated but if worse comes to worse, could be eaten as is. Doesn't have to be refrigerated...got at Walmart. Actually, I think we'll be raptured before it gets too hairy down here but if not...manna from the Lord, anyone???

comeuphere, RR 49 Comments [12/16/2008 9:32:58 AM]
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Quote# 54353

Atheism is a mental flaw. All people are created with the pre-existing thought that god is there. There are no sane atheists.

christftw, Youtube 42 Comments [12/16/2008 6:55:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: InfectedwithRage
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Quote# 54207

[Why isnt the creation theory taught in public schools?]

Forest, Plain and simple because of intimidation and fear tactics used by the ACLU. Creation is perfectly fine to teach in schools but most schools wont because of fear of law suits which most schools in this day of education budget shortfalls don't have enough funds to pursue, Because if they did pursue them they would easily win the cases. Creation can be taught, You just cant REQUIRE that it be taught. It boils down to intimidation and fear tactics on the part of the ACLU.

Mike, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [12/16/2008 6:52:21 AM]
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Submitted By: The Outsider
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