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Quote# 54476

CHOCOLATE BARACK OBAMA


Webseven: That looks like all it needs is 2 horns to look like the devil.

yogi3939: My thoughts exactly. That piece looks very satanic. Add a goatee and the horns and you would have a close resemblence to the classic image of the devil.

Webseven and yogi3939, Rapture Ready 79 Comments [12/14/2008 8:57:34 PM]
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Quote# 54154

evolution is bullshit.

how did we come from apes and yet they are 6-10 times stronger than us?? i never heard of things upgrading by getting weaker

SuaveCapone, Youtube comments 80 Comments [12/14/2008 6:14:13 PM]
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Quote# 54221

I would argue that without faith in God there is no intelligible evidence. Without God there can be no proofs, science, logic, morality. The proof of God is that without Him you couldn't prove anything at all.

Victoruto, YouTube 54 Comments [12/14/2008 6:12:55 PM]
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Quote# 54211

Getting rid of God

<Venting mode on> Many people today say that there can't be a God because why would He let so many bad things happen. Yet those same people demand that we remove God from school, government, the home, gatherings of any sort and any public place in general; and that we accept homosexuality, porn, etc. as a normal part of our culture. So, we (I'm talking about "we" as a society, not us here on RR ) push Him away from us in every way, and then when He doesn't rescue us from our own inequities we either blame Him or claim He doesn't exist? Honestly, where is the logic in this? If every time I saw my neighbor I told him to get away, be gone from my sight; would I expect him to come help me if I fell down in my yard, especially if I didn't call to him for help? Of course not. Our society refuses to call on God for help, refuses to turn away from every depravity imaginable, and then has the audacity to blame the Lord for everything that goes wrong. It disgusts me! From now on if I ever hear someone ask why God doesn't save us or how can there by a God because of this, I will go out of my way to remind them who it was that pushed God out in the first place! Who's with me?

Tres Wright, RR 48 Comments [12/14/2008 6:01:57 PM]
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Quote# 54298

[Thread about atheists in the military. It's a gold mine all the way.]


I am throughly fed up and sick to death of the minority of Godless degenerate heathens that insist on demoralizing this great nation!
Freedom was never intended to be a trophy for depravity, perversion, immorality, et al.
If they want to live in a demoralized degenerate uber-liberal disease ridden, drug addled, crime ridden immoral permissive utopia then move to France, Sweden, Holland or some other reprobate nation that grants credence to such and those that practice/worship same...
Get the hell out of this country! We will never let you have your way. Get over it!!!!!!!

DirtyHarryY2K, Free Republic 63 Comments [12/14/2008 5:55:19 PM]
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Quote# 54181

Stop by for a read of the creation model on my web site. The first 4 chapters of the online book.

Not only have they been able to petrify things in a very short time in the lab but they also have been able to create coal out of wood chips in around 30 days. If it had never dawned on you coal is nothing more than all the pre-flood vegetation morphed into carbon material. They find tons of identifiable tree logs and stumps in layers of coal and through more than one layer of coal all the time. Water transport and the right conditions voila, coal.

Of course the atheists have come up with their own fanciful explanations for public consumption.


You only need the right conditions and I think an internal meltdown of the earth at Noah's flood provides the right conditions.

There are lots of good creation web sites that provide further opportunities to study. The Institute for Creation Research, Answers in Genesis, Creation Science Evangelism, NWCreation dot net etc. I like Carl Baugh's creation model in his book Panorama of Creation and Walter Brown's book In The Beginning and The Genesis Flood by Henry Morris.

Of course not all creation scientists agree on every detail of the creation model since they weren't there so we have to allow some latitude in the model.

Alhere, RR 38 Comments [12/14/2008 5:42:38 PM]
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Quote# 54179

My dad was talking about how somewhere in Arizona and places near it, there were petrified wood deposits that were up to 400 foot deep... he said "I wonder what kind of catastrophe could have caused that?" I said "Maybe it was the flood from the Bible." and then, my dad replied "When did that happen? Wasn't it two thousand years or so ago? Those deposits are millions of years old" I don't know...that's just something that bothers me. Scientists that study the Earth and things in it, they say things are millions of years old and then they "prove" that it is with carbon dating,...or whatever else they may use to study the age of the Earth and the things on it.

Now, honestly; I believe in a young earth...I know my dad believes in God, but obviously he doesn't take certain parts of the Bible as literal truth. Even if the Earth is millions of years old...that doesn't disprove God. It's just something that I think about...how would you explain petrified wood?
Sorry if my post is broad and I may have rambled a bit...

Thanks for reading...
God Bless.

Zerozx, RR 49 Comments [12/14/2008 5:29:37 PM]
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Quote# 54103

Your so called evolutionary theory is just a hypothesis, there are no evidence that supports it.
Consider the bacteria, despite all the experiments in the Lab, no has seen bacteria evolve into anything other than bacteria. Some scientists even say that bacteria is the most fit organism on the planet. If that is true why would bacteria need to evolve to lesser fit organism?

drf333, BBC Religion and ethics 39 Comments [12/14/2008 5:22:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54172

[about FSTDT]

You're not alone, Ron. I'm in their crosshairs as well, but I didn't bother to read their comments. No need to. I hear it everyday from co-workers and other non-believers. They all say the same thing. In fact, when I googled my screen name, it showed up on another site: systemwars.com. I went to their site and it's the same kind of forum as the other one. Let them say what they want about me. Jesus said this would happen. I'd rather be hated for following the Lord than be loved by the world. Been there and done that.

It doesn't stop me from praying for them, though. I used to be where they're at ~ mocking Christians and saying nasty things about them to their face and behind their backs. I know I hurt them deeply, but they still prayed for me. I've become what I used to mock. Unfortunately, a couple of the Christians that I was terrible to passed away before I could apologize to them. I will thank them when I see them again.

I have no intention of leaving this board until "they" shut it down, come to take me away or I'm raptured, whichever occurs first.

Since we know that posters from these places visit us, I would like to personally extend an invitation to all of of them to open themselves to receive Jesus as their personal Savior. I was a terrible person, but if He can save someone like me, He can save anyone. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting Jesus as your Lord and Savior.

My husband and I will be praying for them.

Ready4theRapture, RR 61 Comments [12/14/2008 5:17:56 PM]
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Quote# 54301

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The outcry is getting pretty great now against the Sodomites of our time.
They Force all their sin on everyone and demand that people except it.

One thing they Love to do while they practice false humility is that they will make a Christians rejection of the sin of homosexuality synonymous with a rejection of the person.

this is how they cleverly worm their way into Churches.
Their sin is great and their punishment will be great.

The Lord is not Mocked.

turtle, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [12/14/2008 5:17:49 PM]
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Quote# 54282

The human race could not exist if same sex union were the proper union, we would never reproduced ths ending our existence. God knew what He was doing man perverted that with our foolishness.

cb0123456789, Newsweek Blog 43 Comments [12/14/2008 5:17:38 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 54262

[Do Catholics honestly think that they were the first Church?
Not trying to be offensive, but the first churches were in peoples homes, the Catholic Church came later, and even then the Roman Catholic church was a development of that. Could any Catholic please explain this idea that you were the first church to me?]

When you read the Book of Acts in the Bible, you see clearly that catholicism wasn't "the first church".

Catholicism is not Christian. The first church would have rejected catholicism completely, had catholicism existed at that time. Catholicism didn't exist for over 300 years later.

Catholicism is false. Catholicism teaches a false gospel of works that leads to eternal hell (Galatians 1:6-9).

Now you'll find a million catholics and even unbelievers and atheists immediately running to the defense of the catholic cult, but when you read the Bible, you see that catholicism is totally false.

Catholic = faith + works = no salvation and eternal torment in hell

Christian = FAITH ALONE IN JESUS = salvation and eternity in heaven with Jesus! :)

CJ, yahoo crazys 47 Comments [12/14/2008 5:17:01 PM]
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Submitted By: CaseAgainstFaith
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Quote# 54142

The problem with trying to prove to you that YHWH is real is that you don't have faith in anything. If I told you of my personal experiences, you would just discredit me as a liar and have no faith in what I said.

But just for kicks and giggles:

One of my best friends was healed of HIV. Yes, I said healed. He had it, prayed, and no longer has it.

I was personally healed recently. I tore my rotator cuff and God restored it - INSTANTLY

I watched with my own eyes as God removed a tumor the size of a grapefruit from a woman's neck... "Physically"

But again, those don't count because you don't believe it. They happened, but they don't "prove" anything because you say so.

Matthew 12:39

BRoth, Y!A 58 Comments [12/14/2008 5:16:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Jack
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Quote# 54223

As far as literally creating the world in a matter of days, since God has been for all eternity, and will be for all eternity, I will let Him define what a day is, rather than try to interpret it for myself. In that since only, evolution and Biblical history can be compatible.

As for the creation of man, even Darwin himself admitted that without fossil records (which dont exist), his theory was bunk. And Darwin never imagined the nano-tech like machinery of the DNA contained in cellular structure. The cell was just a black box to him from which life could spring from nothing. If Darwin knew what we know today about the intelligent design going on within DNA and the complex machinery required for something as simple as blood clotting, he would not come to the same conclusion he did.

But some scientists will never admit the answer lies in God. They would rather suppose it was placed here by some other worldly species...just pushing out the question they dont want to actually find the right answer to.

Magnum 44, Free Republic 29 Comments [12/14/2008 5:16:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 54206

If they are going to monitor the board then let them. "They" might learn a thing or two.
If its officially announced then I will find excuses to post salvation messages in political threads. Who knows, we might end up with a man on the inside.

besides, if it ever becomes a crime to be a Christian or a conservative, well there is plenty of evidence to convict me on both accounts. I will not live in fear. If I am sent to jail, I'll start a prison ministry.

But we ARE jumping the gun, a little bit here. Obama may be an utter incompetent and be unable to do the things he wants. He may end up another Carter.

But for those Big O agents lurking, let me get on record. I'm Mr Mannn, and Obama is a doodie head. and he smells bad too. and Norrin Radd told me to say that.
__________________
All evil needs to prosper is for good men to do nothing.
Pacifism is good men doing nothing...

(the last bit is his board signature...nice guy, huh?)

MrMannn, RR 59 Comments [12/14/2008 5:14:08 PM]
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Quote# 54276

Science has absolutely no idea how old fossils are but will insist on using conjecture of millions of years to date them when they have no facts with which to determine there age.
No one can determine how much time elapsed for layers of earth to be laid down so why do the scientist keep giving us their hypothetical speculations as facts?

In some cases they use the amount of earth covering them then in some cases they do not, because like some dinosaurs bones, they are on the surface, indicating that they were wiped out by the flood of Noah's day, which is logical, but not acceptable for the ungodly science person.

Only the bible told science were Nineveh was because the bible has an accurate history but science has a problem with its vision.

James42, BBC Religion & Ethics 25 Comments [12/14/2008 5:06:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54230

The main things I've seen increase in the last year are:
Leadership figures have become openly stupid.
Gays have become militant mindset rebelliousness, not the fighting).
The people (masses) still refuse to consider their actions and consequences.
Fighting words between nations are far more common and getting more aggressive.
There are very few pacifists hitting the TV talking down the fighting.
UN is still trying to gain authority over world governments by various means.
Palestinians have been surprisingly quiet over the last year (as far as the media goes).
Every dictator and his dog wants to build a nuclear reactor for electricity supply.

Cognac, RR 21 Comments [12/14/2008 5:05:51 PM]
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Quote# 54267

People who want to take Christ out of the "holiday"?
Are you ready to give back your gifts. The tradition of gift giving is an echo of the wise men giving Jesus gifts. If you are going to be unwise and remove Christ from the "Holiday" are you also ready to do without Gifts? Or is your ethical stand only for show, with nothing behind it?

no change without christ, yahoo! A. sigh 35 Comments [12/14/2008 5:01:35 PM]
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Quote# 54295

It’s ironic, but every Atheist I know believes in Ghosts, UFO’s, Karma, etc...despite zero evidence of any of the above existing.

Rodney Dangerfield, Free Republic 69 Comments [12/14/2008 4:59:48 PM]
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Quote# 54433

Many corporations are already beginning to have this done to their employees under the guise that it will create a safer environment for its workers. Microchips are easier to maintain and more efficient than access cards or retinal scans. Less opportunity for deception. Veterinarians do this on a daily basis with family pets and other animals to track their whereabouts. My question is this. Being that we are in a constant state of fear with the ongoing war and worldwide terrorism threats, how long will it be before the governments of the US and EU begin requiring a microchip implant to be inserted into all of its citizens under the guise of the Patriot Act or under the premise of personal identification and protection from terrorist infiltration? IMO I think that this WILL happen, just when and how that remains to be seen. If these chips are inplanted, what information will they contain? Will it contain just basic info such as medical conditions, name, address, credit history etc? Or will it include your criminal record, political affiliation, or worse? Will there be a sattelite remote tracking device so that you can never hide from the authorities? Are Americans fearful enough and trusting enough of the government to allow this to happen? Or will this lead to chaos and martial law and have to be done by force? OR will it be done secretly when you go in to the hospital for a routine operation? ATS'rs...what will YOU do when big brother comes for you?

BlackOps719, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [12/14/2008 4:47:53 PM]
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Quote# 54241

[About Muslims stoning a fake replica of Satan]

Stoning a representation of ones own master is a bit odd, don't you think?

WarriorX, RR 50 Comments [12/14/2008 4:42:48 PM]
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Quote# 54303

["What motivates the administrators of these universities, as well as grant providers, to work so adamantly against anyone seeking to teach ID or Creationism? Why do they persecute these people (like the ones who were featured on "Expelled") with such venom? What motivates them to act so viciously?"]

OK, you asked. Because evolution is their dearly-held religion that allows them to believe they are not accountable to a higher authority. They hate the idea of the God of the Bible, and they are greatly angered by anyone who would defend the Bible and attack their religion. All one needs to know as proof that their worldview drives their belief is that 99.9% of them will be socially liberal and pro-abortion (I’ve still never ever met an activist evolutionist who isn’t socially liberal, after 12 years of debating origins). They can’t win with evidence, so they suppress (censor) any balanced discussion of the evidence. It makes them mad that others want to expose their religion as a big sham built on a science-depraved myth less tenable than Alice in Wonderland. There’s your answer.

Fred Williams, Evolution Fairytale Forum 33 Comments [12/14/2008 4:41:07 PM]
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Submitted By: David
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Quote# 54350

[Help! Help! we are being Persecuted!]

EndIsNear: Persecution will be tough, but it will be worth it.

kgreen20: That's easy to say when you're not the one being imprisoned, starved, raped, tortured, and brutally murdered.

Robert: That's why when my posts are ridiculed at FSTDT, I am actually happy. It means that i stood up for Christ in the midst of those that hate him.

3 Fundies for the Price of 2, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [12/14/2008 4:36:07 PM]
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Quote# 54157

The cult of the FSTDT is a cult of agnostics/atheists who call Jesus a liar, yet they have no reason for doing so. What FSTDT really stands for is For Satan The Demonic Teacher.

In spite of the fact that God of the Bible is proven in the 4 Step Perfect Proof, they still remain shutting their minds down.

When I am against something, I at least have some evidence, yet they need none because they operate as a cult.

*** Here is the URL for his "4 Step Perfect Proof": http://www3.telus.net/trbrooks/perfectproof.htm ***

Churchwork, Biblocality 66 Comments [12/14/2008 4:27:38 PM]
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Quote# 54340

First Name: Sheila Last Name: Hanson Email: SHanson@yahoo.com

Comment: F.Y.I.
1. atheists are in the minority in this country
2. there is NO separation of Church and State in the Constitution, never has been.
3.your organization is founded on a myth
4. the MAJORITY rules in a republic style of government
5.If there was NO GOD, how do you explain how you were born?
6.You and your organization are proof positive of what happens when uneducated and ill
informed people are given free speech rights. You use them for evil instead of doing good.

Shelia Hanson, American Atheists mailbox 65 Comments [12/14/2008 4:22:57 PM]
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