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Quote# 54484

Female Democrat politicians exclusively wear pant-suits, which is loosely observed as a feminist superiority complex, women equal to men. Also can be thought of as business decision dress for success. Female Republicans such as Sarah Palin wear respectable skirts. This is generally thought as declaring one's preference as to be observed as a lady or to show feminine qualities.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia article on pants 67 Comments [12/14/2008 3:49:13 PM]
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Quote# 54346

During my time on Capitol Hill, I had a Christian mentor who would say that if persecution ever comes to America, it will begin over political issues surrounding homosexuality. And when I say persecution, I mean being locked up, beaten or even killed for proclaiming Scriptural truths in the public square. Not just being openly ridiculed or mocked among the secular masses ... though that may be precisely how persecution begins.

Which is why I'm a little unnerved by what I'm seeing from the mainstream media and Hollywood elites.

Motte Brown, Boundless.org's "The Line" blog 26 Comments [12/14/2008 3:24:05 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 54199

(In response to a woman who confessed that she had premaritial sex)

When you had sex with him you became ONE with him. You are as married as you can get in GOD'S EYES. Is there a chance you could or would marry this man by man's law?

wonderwaleye, ChristianForums 36 Comments [12/14/2008 1:46:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Lou
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Quote# 54249

Every time a person accepts the Messiah as their saviour another nail is driven in the coffin of the atheist's god. That old false god SELF is replaced by the Creator God and love for our neighbor begins to suppress our old SELFish unbelieving nature.

George H. Birkett, Praize 54 Comments [12/14/2008 10:21:10 AM]
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Quote# 54202

Greek mythology was inspired by Satan. Where do you think the faggot Greeks were getting these things? Satan was whispering in their ears.

shaun3701, OkCupid forums 41 Comments [12/14/2008 9:47:21 AM]
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Submitted By: nleseul
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Quote# 54272

...the left's agenda includes making public declarations of Christian faith "Hate Speech". While it's true Christians are happier, more secure and have a greater zest for living - we can not witness to others for risk of being jailed for our "intollerant beliefs".

As long as we are able to cling to our 2nd Amendment rights, we as Christian Soldiers can defend that which is good and rightous.

But to be candid here, our days are numbered as Obama demands you accept the mark of the beast to continue working, buying food and providing for your family. The Temple of Solomon has come and gone, the Temple of Herod has come and gone - and been turned over to the Muslims (Dome of the Rock and El-Aqsa) and will soon be replaced by the Temple of the Jews (Eretz Yisrael) as Obama's covenant is "confirmed" with a sacrifice on the Temple Mount in one great Day of Atonement.

Keep your powder dry, it's going to get interesting in the next few years.

BarkleUSA, Freak Conservatives 39 Comments [12/14/2008 9:13:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 54165

[In the "The government will watch us when Obama takes over" thread]

Guess what... they've been monitoring these sites for years. They know who we are anyway, may as well be bold about it.

rnman99, RR 37 Comments [12/14/2008 8:29:13 AM]
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Quote# 54104

What is the difference between atheists and Punks?

Is atheism not just a minority social influence i.e. a deviant subgroup that rejects certain sections of the established majority? Just another group of Counter-conformists. A psychological and social phenomenon – a condition which can be studied alongside depression, schizophrenia etc.

They love to present atheism as an ‘elite state’, some sort of a superior order, only really accessible to geniuses and intellectuals – a new super breed. Their creeds are ‘reason’ and ‘science’.

The punks were a small minority group that aspired to complete individual freedom combined with a strong anti-establishment attitude. Not much difference between punks and atheists there. The punks were from the working class though.

Can atheists be described as the ‘punks’ form the class of geniuses and intellectuals?

Most atheists claim that they just don’t believe in God. That is not true. They are not just everyday secular citizens with just a lack of belief or faith. Atheism is an active negative belief. The atheist belief system is more than just intolerance. It is an active hatred of God and Christianity.

They accuse religion of intolerance but show extreme intolerance to religious beliefs and customs.

They accuse religion of dogmatism but adopt strong dogmatic principles of their own.

They accuse religion of intolerance but show no tolerance to religious beliefs and ideas.

They accuse religion of contempt for one's opponents but show no respects for God, Christians or the Bible.

Atheists are just a minority group who see themselves as superior intellectuals, with a ‘god’ they call ‘reason’ and with a psychological need to disrupt the established norm and create doubt and uncertainty in the mind of the majority. Their goal is tearing down the religious establishment. Punks against religion.

FountainMan, BBC Religion and Ethics 47 Comments [12/14/2008 8:27:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54307

So school taches man to man sex? or horse to woman sex? I would never let my child attend that class but he went to Christian private school so I did not have to worry about Metal detectors gay studies or leacherous teachers.

raineygoodyear, Youtube 63 Comments [12/14/2008 2:09:05 AM]
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Quote# 54167

I think we are all getting paranoid here, but I started a thread where I saw how we are being spied on and if you type your user name on Google you will see it. Not sure where it's at now. Well I for one will not DENY MY LORD AND SAVIOR so come and get me BAMY BAMY BAMY. Yes I am a nut for my Lord Jesus Christ that died and rose again and is gong to get me out of this stench and sewer world I live in. I have a notion to give my address so you can find me faster . Give you a hint I LIVE IN CHICAGO near IT.

ron4jesus, RR 76 Comments [12/13/2008 10:48:15 PM]
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Quote# 54324

Do any of you remember the terrifying "Son of Sam" serial murders committed by David Berkowitz in NYC in the '70s?

This guy was a devotee of Satan who believed a dog named Sam was commanding him to kill strangers.

I was haunted by the creepy interviews he gave after his arrest. He giggled and smiled while babbling incoherently. And I remember his eyes. They were black and DEAD. Truly evil.

A hopeless wretch beyond redemption, right? Guess again. I'm thrilled to bring you the news that David Berkowitz was genuinely born again in Christ in 1987 and although he will never leave prison he is a FREE MAN! He has led many inmates to Christ, among them are his fellow Jews.

I've seen a more recent interview of DB and it's apparent he is a new creature in Jesus. The Lord's power never ceases to amaze me!! Through such a man as David Berkowitz God is demonstrating that no one is beyond His loving reach!

BarbT, RR 69 Comments [12/13/2008 5:15:20 PM]
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Quote# 54143

1. Most atheists are full of themselves and arrogant. You see it in these boards, you see it in that sign they put up in Washington disrespecting Jesus and his birthday.

2. Most atheists are apathetic in life. All they do is be spiteful and bitter towards others for no reason. They are very angry. Why? They haven't found God yet.

3. Everything in this world has been constructed in such a perfect way. There must of been a power behind the scenes creating the masterpiece that we see today. The Big bang is a useless theory that has already been disproven by scholarly and respected theologians.

X-Japan, Gamefaqs 79 Comments [12/13/2008 4:10:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Wackadoodle
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Quote# 54234

Christian Holidays - Why do atheists keep them?

I've never seen an atheist who's hesitated to give his kids Christmas presents or send them on easter egg hunts. They remind me of spoiled kids who will eat dessert, but not dinner.

("Funny, why do you send your kids on a pagan (my Bible doesn't mention the easter bunny) easter egg hunt?")

I don't. Please do not speak lies about me.

I would never allow my children to participate in anything involving the pagan atheistic aspects that satan has brought into the Easter holiday. I and they celebrate only Jesus' resurection and the forgiveness of our sins.

PraiseChrist, CARM 64 Comments [12/13/2008 3:48:41 PM]
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Quote# 54243

See, this is why the Founding Fathers wanted people of faith, people with morals and Christian values running things - because they dont do the kind of stuff that Democrats do.

CigarSkunk, FurAffinity 74 Comments [12/13/2008 3:43:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Anonymous Coward
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Quote# 54311

This is why our educators and doctors should not have shared the results of their homosexual studies with the general public. As soon as homosexuals got a hold of the studies that proved they weren't mental cases, they were emboldened to ask for equal marriage rights! Every time a new study comes out, further proving that homosexuality is unchangeable and natural, these homosexuals feel even more emboldened to ask for more "rights" and marriage equality.

YesJesusYes, Youtube 50 Comments [12/13/2008 3:34:13 PM]
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Quote# 54149

[Apparently those who believe in evolution are real assholes...]

So from all of their websites, and forums. I have come up with a current evolutionist Hit List:

1.) Atheist-evolutionist: Close to pure human, and always well educated.
2.) Atheist only: Predominately human, and mostly well educated.
3.) Theistic evolutionist (evolution plus God): Half human, and moderately educated.
4.) Old earth creationist (OEC): A little less than half human. Slightly educated.
5.) Creationist: Predominately animal. Not very intelligent.
6.) Young earth creationist (literal belief in God's word): Almost pure animal. Un-educatable.

So if you believe in the literal word of God, or in creation itself. What other category does that put you in, according to the mindset of evolutionists?

Unknown, Y.E.C. Headquarters 42 Comments [12/13/2008 3:29:36 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 54046

A religion of hate and murder is not a religion. Muslims are evil, no true religion which practices world domintation is peaceful. It is of hate and evil!

bruren777, TalkJesus 46 Comments [12/13/2008 3:29:10 PM]
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Quote# 54238

[Post your Rapture fantasy thread]

The highschool graduation ceremony has just ended, and students and parents are pouring out the doors. Graduates start chattering about where to celebrate,plans for the future, or just parading down street lanes showing off their cap and gowns,and posing for pictures. My friends and I pose for a group shot when- a trumpet blasts just as the flash of the camera goes off.

Instead of seeing smiling faces on the screen of the cam, there is no1 but some other parents and students looking up or around confused.

Pudding, RR 58 Comments [12/13/2008 1:56:57 PM]
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Quote# 54297

[Thread about atheists in the military. It's a gold mine all the way.]

No. I would not actually shoot them... I was being a smart-a$$...

However, I sure would like to do just that at times for the damage atheists, and those of similar persuasion, do to our culture.

BTW, when push comes to shove, an atheist soldier is not going to be too concerned with the well-being of his fellow soldiers, or the treatment of POWs, or civilians, or much of anything else. Such considerations depend entirely on an absolute moral reference. Atheists, by definition, have no foundation on which to set moral absolutes... everything is relative to the individual’s subjective point of view; i.e.: situational ethics. That is the mindset that dominates most of our culture these days.

TCH, Free Republic 62 Comments [12/13/2008 7:22:30 AM]
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Quote# 54107

The theory of evolution can't explain this, because, according to the first law of thermodynamics, matter cant be created or destroyed, as you said. So where did the matter for the big-bang come from? Where did the matter for the primitive soup come from? How did the first atom evolve? The first and second laws of thermodynamics disprove evolution. How did DNA evolve? The answer to your question is found in Genesis, "In the beginning, God created..."

evil-lution, RichardDawkins.net 52 Comments [12/13/2008 6:17:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54130

Long story short, my eldest 'son', Kevin who I disowned for being a homosexual commited suicide this morning and blamed me for all his problems in his suicide note.

Despite this confirming my long-held view that the boy was hellbound from the get-go, my wife (who is blinded by love and was against disowning him despite it being the scripturally correct thing to do) has packed up her things and left, and is saying she will file for divorce. She says that she will use my son's note and the fact that I won't be attending his funeral as grounds to get custody of our youngest son, Daryl.

I can't let this happen. I blame her too-lenient approach to parenting for Kevin's sinful choices and cannot bear the thought of my only living child being led into an ungodly lifestyle that can only end with him burning in hell with his twisted brother and harlot of a mother.

What legal steps can I take to ensure that his mother cannot gain custody of Daryl? Please help me, God Bless.

Earl, Yahoo Answers 91 Comments [12/13/2008 5:23:29 AM]
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Quote# 54294

Are you unaware of the raging demonstrations in our streets, in front of our churches and synagogues, even spilling into these places of worship, and many of these riots turning defamatory and violent? Have you not seen the angry distorted faces of the rioters, seen their derogatory and threatening placards and signs, heard their vows to overturn the democratically expressed views of voters, no matter what it costs, no matter what was expressed at the polls? Twice?

I refer to California's Proposition 8. You haven't heard about the well-oiled campaign to find out the names of every voter and business that contributed as much as $1,000, or even much less, in support of Prop 8? You haven't heard about the announced plans to boycott, demonstrate, intimidate and threaten each one – because they dared to vote to retain marriage as between one man and one woman? You haven't seen, on the evening news, prominent entertainers and even California Gov. Schwarzenegger, urging the demonstrators on, telling them they should "never give up" until they get their way?

Assuming you have become aware of all this, let me ask you: Have you not seen the awful similarity between what happened in Mumbai and what's happening right now in our cities?

Pat Boone, World Net Daily 54 Comments [12/13/2008 4:22:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54102

As I mentioned briefly in a comment earlier, I have tonight uncovered what I believe to be a massive discovery in my anti-cancer research. It is phenomenal. No further details will be published here in case my theory is stolen. However, I am going to consult an eminent oncologist - hopefully in the next few days if he grants my request for an urgent appointment.

I will keep my followers informed of all general developments, but tonight I am VERY VERY EXCITED. I always knew the Lord had plans for me, and He revealed unto me that I would be a vessel for something major. I truly believe this could be it. My purpose will be fulfilled!!!!!

I feel AWESOME at the moment and think I will now go outside to look up at the stars and praise the Lord and Saviour of Mankind.

Garvan, Garvanian 49 Comments [12/13/2008 3:51:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Beam Me Up Scotty
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Quote# 54359

The fact that human beings are hard-wired for worship is a unique aspect of our creation. It is the reason we love to hear a symphony or watch a juggler or marvel at an athletic feat. We love to be dazzled. It is the reason we watch sports on TV. Do you know that Antarctic penguins hold no diving competitions? They perform marvelous feats without color commentary or slow-motion replays. A brown bear grabs a salmon from the Columbia River, by any account an amazing feat of timing and coordination, and yet none of his fellow bears line the shore to applaud. Human beings do this sort of thing because human beings are uniquely designed for worship. Your kids love to be entranced by something amazing because they are instinctively worshippers.

Now, what happens when children who are designed for worship fail to worship the God in whose image they have been made? These children do not cease to be worshippers; they simply worship and serve something else. The apostle Paul speaks to this in Romans 1:25: “[ They] exchanged the truth of God for the lie, and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed forever” (NKJV).

Tedd and Margy Tripp, Family Reformation 48 Comments [12/13/2008 3:12:34 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 54039

I am serious that us Christians need to stick together and get someone electable in 2012 and I think Palin should be in the running. We need to get a grassroots movement and NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And get started coming together and get the vote out on the net and use all ways of high tech to get our people out there to vote. That's what Obama did and McCain was not that high tech in his winning votes like they did. Believe me every Liberal in this country will be out in 2012 and I am sure there are more of us than them. We just have to figure it out and outsmart them if the Lord gives us the time. But McCain played fair about donations and Obama decided to do it another way and he had millions coming in and was probably 3 to 1 in donations, do whatever it takes to WINNNNNNNNNN. Acorn was paying people to vote at least a dozen times on fictitious names. I heard even some dead people voted for him. Yes when you dumb society down they get dumb and dumber. I bet most that voted are looking for handouts at the expense of people that actually work for a living. 40 % don't pay taxes that's the ones that voted and some that actually work but they have to be the few idiots out there. A free lunch off us but they will be surprised when there dream does not come true.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 83 Comments [12/13/2008 2:05:26 AM]
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