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Quote# 54072

t 10pm central standard time..the first call comes into 911 ..a man is hysterical screaming "my wife just disappeared" the 911 dispatcher replies "sir what do you mean...did she leave and not come home?" the man screams "NO ..I mean she just disappeared right before my eyes and all that is left are her clothes"

another 911 call comes through...its from county hospital and a frantic nurse cries out "ALL THE BABIES ARE GONE?"

a husband and wife are following a car down a two lane highway when the car they are following suddenly veers off the road. The husband jumps out and races to the car only to discover it's empty except for a pile of clothes in the driver's seat.

"Flight 411 this is delta tower...please confirm your plans to descend" "Flight 411?" "sir Flight 411 is not responding" nervous travelers begin to shout ..."what's going on we are passing our destination?" "but the cockpit is empty...the flight crew has disappeared"

BREAKING NEWS ...CNN ...Anderson Cooper reporting..."suddenly without warning ....Seemingly thousands if not millions of people have disappeared...911 emergeny response systems are crashing due to the overload of calls...wolf blitzer stands by with word from Whitehouse Correspondents"...."this just in Anderson....100 car pile up on Los Angeles Freeway...wait another report...New York subway systems are reporting major subway crash....President Obama and his wife Michelle are getting ready to speak to the nation..word is they are currently on a conference call with world leaders as again Anderson this is not a national crisis but reports are coming literally from around the world"

A liberal pastor's cell phone rings...it's a troubled parishoner..."pastor my children are gone...you promised that there was nothing to the rapture...you said it was a fairy tale"

MSNBC's Keith Olberman ..."reports thousands of people have just died in one of the worst airplane crashes in history....a 757 just crashed into downtown Chicago and exploded blowing up 4 apartment complexes"

A 20 year old run away who just weeks before cussed her bible believing parents and told them to never preach again...dials her parents phone hurredly only to hear it ring and ring...she hangs up and dials their cells only to get voice mail...her heart races as she recalls her dad's warning..."honey please turn to Jesus..He is coming soon"

ALL NETWORKS BEGIN TO BREAK IN......AN EMERGENY MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT BARAK OBAMA...."Good citizens of the United States...we are in the midst of THE MOST CATASTROPHIC EVENT OF OUR TIME......to be continued in life's theatre soon

SoundingtheAlarm, RR 122 Comments [12/13/2008 1:49:27 AM]
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Quote# 54156

Could you point me to the thread or link of evidence that backs up evolutionary theory?

From what I have read (and I'm thinking that you are a better researcher than I) most of the 'fossil' finds as well as Piltdown man, etc have been debunked. And unless I'm mistaken, there has been no 'fossil' that shows inter-species evolution. I'm not saying that animals cannot 'adapt' or physically mutate according to their environment/surroundings...I'm talking about jumping the species barrier. Naturally, not through scientific gene-manipulation.

Oh, by the way. "Acquired characteristics" is actually in the Bible, did you know that? Read the story of Jacob and the 'spotted' livestock.

Grneyelady, Prison Planet 38 Comments [12/12/2008 11:33:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54186

Why Do Atheists Hate America?

The nation's largest atheist group wants you to imagine a world without the Pledge of Allegiance, without faith, without patriotism, and without America as we know it. However, In God We Trust is standing up to them with a new advertising campaign that exposes how much the radical Atheist movement hates America and everything our nation stands for.

The Freedom from Religion Foundation has begun posting their "Imagine No Religion" billboards all across the country. So, In God We Trust has created our own billboard campaign asking "Why Do Atheists Hate America?"

Why does this particular atheist group seem to want to banish people of faith? Our sign doesn't say, ‘Imagine No Atheists.' All we want is a public debate. We want the atheists to defend some of the Anti-American statements they've made. Not only that, but we would like to know how ‘Imagine No Religion' is different than ‘Imagine No Christians' or ‘Imagine No Jews'? Think about what these atheists are really saying. ‘Imagine No Mother Theresa?' ‘Imagine No Martin Luther King, Jr.?' I guess that's the kind of world in which these atheists think we would all be better off living. We disagree, and we think most Americans feel the same way.

In God We Trust, InGodWeTrust.org 60 Comments [12/12/2008 11:29:42 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 54177

Usually, children's books do not scare me. But I just read a children's book entitled "Barack" by Jonah Winter, with illustrations by AG Ford, published on September 30, 2008 by Katherine Tegen Books, an imprint of Harper Collins Publishers. "Barack's" dust jacket states that it is for children ages 4-7. This book scared me very much.

I am scared because of what this book will do to my daughter and other children who read it. My little girl is six and a half years of age. I will not allow her to read this book or have it read to her without my being able to explain to her what was omitted from the book. I will be checking with her school teachers for the next five years or so to make sure that she is not exposed to this book without the material that was omitted. To do otherwise would allow my child to become a victim of political deception.

Allan J. Favish, American Thinker 39 Comments [12/12/2008 11:29:03 PM]
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Quote# 54242

No, I meant that in the Koran there is a description of the last days which is similar to the Bible's except that it is looking at it from the side of evil. Their Anti-Christ does almost exactly what Jesus is supposed to do in the Last Days. It doesn't name him as Jesus, but the Islamic Anti-Christ is too similar to the Second Coming for it to be a coincidence. This supports my theory that Mohamed actually did meet a spiritual being, but that it was Satan or one of his minions. After all, Satan is supposed to be able to appear as a beautiful angel.

EndIsNear, RR 24 Comments [12/12/2008 10:58:48 PM]
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Quote# 54141

i wouldnt want you to just accept something, just a story told. but im not talkin about just any story. the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history! even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth

Jeremiah the Prophet, Myspace 41 Comments [12/12/2008 10:51:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 54015

Atheists are part of Satan's plot to try to over throw the kingdom of God and manipulates weak minded people into being atheist and is trying to destroy faith on earth. Atheists should be banned from speaking out against religion. The Democratic Party is the party of Satan.

Obama Bin Laden, Yahoo!Answers 39 Comments [12/12/2008 10:46:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Bowen
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Quote# 54338

Today marks the 75th year since PROHIBITION ended. Don't believe the lying propaganda that prohibition was a bad idea... ALCOHOL PROHIBITION was good! Prohibition was the right thing to do! Prohibition failed because of the sinfulness of the American people and because many authorities refused to enforce the law. Then, just as today, people break the law because they know the penalties are minor. God says give the death penalty to every drunk driver who kills someone (Exodus 21:24).

Did Evangelist Billy Sunday waste the best years of his life fighting the booze industry? No, God instructs all Christians to "RISE UP FOR ME AGAINST THE EVILDOERS" (Psalm 94:16). Billy Sunday did what every Christian today should be doing... speaking out against the evils of booze! (Ephesians 5:11). Was the Anti-Saloon League wrong in their efforts to outlaw booze? No, they were fighting against a menace to society, which alcohol still is today.

It is not surprising that many Americans today are singing praises over the failure of PROHIBITION, when you consider that 71% of Americans in 2006 confessed to drinking alcohol...

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 93 Comments [12/12/2008 10:17:42 PM]
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Quote# 54115

i don't think god is always omnipotent, because god is so omnipotent that he can even turn off his omnipotent powers sometimes.

Lucis, FRDB 77 Comments [12/12/2008 10:14:34 PM]
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Quote# 54105

Smittins, there is no other source of information about life after death than the Bible. This is God's Word, where else would have any knowledge of life. Only one has experienced death and gained new life - Jesus and there is no other surce of information about him. Other 'truths' are incomparable.

Bethanyone, BBC Religion & Ethics 30 Comments [12/12/2008 10:00:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Gareth1984
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Quote# 54071

[in response to a question of "why is evolution evil"]

Because the prophet of evoloutionism, Darwin was a rascist and a sexist and he was also gay but he loved to bash gay people for some odd reason.

Anyway he incorporated these beleifs into his own version of Mein Keimf (U kno the book by hitler). He called it the Origins of Species.

Its alot like Hitlers book actually, come to think of it im pretty sure he plagerized it off Hitler.


[even though darwin was long dead before hitler was ever born]

Like Half Man Half Amazing, yahoo 67 Comments [12/12/2008 9:56:51 PM]
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Submitted By: adam
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Quote# 54358

(from a longer article discussing the evils of the world and the effect on teenagers)

Therefore, my husband and I have come up with a checklist for evaluating the effects of popular culture on our teens:

* Does my teenager regard spiritual exercises (reading the Word, going to church) as dull and boring?
* Does my teen talk more about movies and music than spiritual things? Where is his/her heart?
* Does my teen disdain wholesome, simple fun as beneath him/her?
* Does he/she feel that he/she can only be communicated with through certain forms? (E.g., “This is my music. This is what speaks to me.”)
* Does my teen feel that popularity in a crowd that exalts pop culture is a must-have?
* Does the music my teen listens to exhibit irreverence or a casual attitude toward Christianity (not to mention sex or violence)?
* Does my teen disdain high culture in any way?
* Does my teen constantly push the boundaries, trying to go deeper and deeper into pop culture?
* Does pop culture significantly shape the way my teen dresses, acts, and talks?
* Does my teenager find rough, coarse, or rebellious people attractive?

if the answer to more than one or two of these is “yes,” the teenager’s heart has been drawn into the world. A fast from cultural junk food, along with lots of family discussion that prayerfully and intelligently evaluates art forms, can help purify his heart. We can minimize subjective judgment when we distance ourselves enough from the culture to evaluate it. The books quoted in this article can greatly enhance family studies.

Selah Helms, Family Reformation 72 Comments [12/12/2008 9:56:39 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 54010

Interesting thing I keep seeing in this thread: over and over it's stated that evolution is true, a fact, real science, etc. How absurd. Not one shred of evidence is available for evolution, and I find it interesting how much people will stand on evolution as fact, almost in a panic.

Also stated is that Creationism is anti-science. Oh, and of course, evolution IS science, right? Wait, neither were observed. Neither have been repeated. So if we didn't see it happen and we can't make it happen, sorry folks, neither is science. Both are a BELIEF OF ORIGINS. So where does science come into play? Simple: we can use science as a tool to test our theories of our beliefs. Over and over the evidence to support Creation is overwhelming to the point of saying "enough already with the fairy tale of evolution". But, the evidence for evolution? Totally NONE, and that's admitted by some evolutionists. It's time you be honest with yourself and seriously ask why you Rebel against our Creator.

JP_DC, Cincinnati.com 25 Comments [12/12/2008 9:16:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54062

Have you ever been to a "Megachurch." You know, one of those big concert hall churches with hundreds of people attending. Have you ever seen a fist fight in one? Have you seen how much money they get?
Our public high schools have even more students than most "Megachurches" have members, and they suffer from limited funding and violence. If we just allow the preachers of these churches to have some time in our high schools, many of our problems will be solved.

Roy, Myspace 60 Comments [12/12/2008 8:50:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 54291

If God knew Adam would eat the fruit, why did create him?

Because God's purpose was that Adam fall into sin, so that we may be redeemed and He may be glorified.

Javier, Let's Flog a Blog 78 Comments [12/12/2008 8:48:32 PM]
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Quote# 54147

(Pedo rapture fundie porn)

"Here daddy!"

"No silly, the black chips! These are supposed be the chocolate chip cookies remember?" <ruffles his son's hair>

"These?"

"Perfect, thanks! Sweetie, where's the big pan?"

"Here Ashley, can you hand this to your dad?"

"Daddy, who gets these cookies? Are these for the neighbors too?"

"Not these, remember the family we took the food to last weekend? That's who these are for!"

"I like them, can we take the puppy a treat too?"

"Sure we...."

<pan slams to ground>

"Daddy? MOMMY? What was that?"

"You heard it? What about you sweetie? The trumpet?"

<giggle> "It tickles!"


"Do you feel the tingling? Don't be scared, remember what we've been telling you? It's time! Here, let's hold hands! Don't be scared!"

"Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

"Whoooooooo!!!!!"

"PRAISE the LOOOOOOOOOOOORD!"

Tres Wright, RR 96 Comments [12/12/2008 8:47:50 PM]
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Quote# 54106

Their misconceptions of "normal" causes them to lust. That's why we need abstinence education early and warn others not to say sex is "normal" or it will cause them to take risks and ruin their lives.

Choose_abstinence, Y! answers 56 Comments [12/12/2008 8:09:51 PM]
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Quote# 54128

[The beginning of a list of how to pray for Japan]

¨ The sincere, polite, hard-working Japanese are too busy to give heed to the gospel and have little concept of personal sin. Pray that economic shocks, political instability and fears for the future may shake many out of complacency.

¨ There is a resurgence of a nationalistic Shintoism which is hostile to anything un-Japanese.

¨ New religions and sects have grown faster than evangelical Christianity. Pray that those involved would be set free.

OMF, OMF.org 61 Comments [12/12/2008 6:14:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Baskerville
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Quote# 54099

ITT: I disprove atheism

Without God, there would be no atheism. Your belief is a result of Christ just as much as Christianity. I think it's kind of funny that in a way you're just practicing another version of Christianity (except this one will get you sent to Hell).

Osama Abdullah, eRepublike Forums 57 Comments [12/12/2008 5:06:15 PM]
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Submitted By: phillywilly
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Quote# 54151

[in response to the question "why do atheists always have to follow the rules?"]


We (christians) never claim "persecution" name one time in history that we have.
we put laws in place that dictate peoples values?? buddy, idk what lies the public school system, but this nation was meant to be a christian one, if you don't like it LEAVE.
We DO provide evidence for our claims, AND say that God did it because, he does do everything.
we say things are evil because we believe it, that doesn't mean you have to.
i refuse to even take the last thing seriously.
when do you get the advantage? you have the advantage, you already stole our country, and destroyed everything this nation once stood for, what else do you want?

metalxcore, yahoo 56 Comments [12/12/2008 3:14:03 PM]
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Submitted By: adam
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Quote# 53967

Evolution is a theory in the same sense that creation is a theory. Neither have been proven through rigorous scientific method, though I would have to say that the theory of creation is winning in that category. All attempted "proofs" for evolution have fallen flat in that they can be equally explained by other theories. And judging by your tone and word choice in your blog entry I would have to hand it to you for demonstrating a clear lack of honest inquiry.

Ozzy, Pharyngula 43 Comments [12/12/2008 3:08:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Coyote
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Quote# 54056

Archaeology cannot prove that the Bible is God's written word to us. However, archaeology can (and does) substantiate the Bible's historical accuracy. Archaeologists have consistently discovered the names of government officials, kings, cities, and festivals mentioned in the Bible when historians didn't think such people or places ever existed.

Archaeology consistently confirms the historical accuracy of the Bible and there is no empirical science that conflicts with scripture.

fellowservant34, YouTube 43 Comments [12/12/2008 2:45:39 PM]
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Quote# 54004

[A earlier poster asks Chaplainwinston to paraphrase what he thinks evolution is/states]

I can't! It is a hodge podge of different and ever changing theories. They can't explain why they are no transitional life forms so some confused scientist came up with a theory, and gave it a name I can't remember. So now they say a new life form is spontaneously generated totally different from the animal that bore it. Like a bird birthing a lizard. And they leave it at that. It doesn't even have the same diet. How on earth does it find a mate and reproduce? Another Bird at the same time has to birth another lizard spontaneously of the opposite sex and they have to find each other. Adam did not go around looking for a woman before Eve. He had no idea, he could not even conceive what a woman was nor what she could do for him. God decided he needed a help meet and created a women to meet his need.

Chaplainwinston, Why won't God Heal Amputees 39 Comments [12/12/2008 2:34:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54022

[Utter FAIL in the first short sentence!]

i guess the Atheists are really good buddies with the CLAN. do you think that they are going to hide their faces behind white sheets? they are doing this to su for money that is incripted with the words " IN GOD WE TRUST" does that stop them from taking it or spending it. I dont think so.!!!!!!!! If they dont like GOD then I think they should just stay out of KENTUCKY!!!!!

Bonnie, WKYT.com (CBS-Kentucky) comments 65 Comments [12/12/2008 2:33:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Dark_Lord_Prime
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Quote# 54085

Semen contains between 95-98% of fructose, prostaglandin hormones, metal and salt ions, lipids, steroid hormones, enzymes, basic amines, and amino acids. Which are all produced in the abdomen! which is between the ribs and loins. Only 2-5 percent of what is in the semen is produced in the testicles.
The Quran says a fluid that is emmited which means to send out or produced. Then the Quran says in verse 7 "Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs:" . Proceed which means to continue with something and can also mean to come from a source. The source which semen origantes from is the abdomen!

Muslim123456789, Ummah.com 46 Comments [12/12/2008 2:11:33 PM]
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