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Quote# 53962

[An RR visitor to a classroom notes that one of the children owns an "occult" book which he reads in his free time and asks RR what should she have done about it?]

[...] IF something is evil, is it wrong to expose it and do something about it? The School certainly has rules, and on the other hand, we do answer to a higher authority, I would have distroyed the book, I'll tell you why, because I was in a situation like this once, not that I thought I should take this upon myself, it was the greater good, I found books on evil, distroyed them with out the family knowing it, ( it was being held by an uncle who passed away ) the family knew nothing of it and were saved from the hurt it would have caused, the material no longer existed and nothing more about it... If the book of this student had been taken and distroyed, what would have that student have said? Would he have come forward, revealing more of himself, I wouldn't think so, he is dabbling in evil, evil does not like the light, if he's not out and proud of his occultic beliefs, even though he may carry the book around, hopeing for a snare, to grab someones interest and bring them to satan, no I feel it would not be wrong to have taken this material and distroyed it.. IF he left it, he's either playing with everyone or maybe even looking for help, Maybe inside he's so caught up, but enough of him is looking for help.. Could it be? I'd have done the greater good and distroyed it and said nothing.

Beulahland, RR 74 Comments [12/10/2008 11:58:18 PM]
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Quote# 54009

The real myth is Darwinism and evolution are true. Something goes boom and millions of years later we have the universe. How stupid! It's like putting all the materials to a house in one big pile, sticking dynamite into the pile, exploding it and when the dust settles you got a house.

The evolution of spiecies evolving into other species has so many holes in its so called theory that simple debate would show its utter inability to explain origins. But a debate requires both sides to be open-minded, something lacking in secular evoluionist who have to resort to insults to get their point across. All the elements that have to come together to make any life possible shows design. A design with more intelligence than those who designed this ridiculous "science" called evolution, an idea stuck in the 1800's.

JTWriter, Cincinnati.com 47 Comments [12/10/2008 11:44:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54073

[What do you want for the holidays?]


I want some new headphones for Christmas.


[You do know there are other religions that have holidays in the winter that have people give gifts right?]


Yea, unimportant ones that were either completely built up or even created from nothing just to try and steal the Christmas Spirit. HEY GUYS LOOK OUR OIL LASTED A LONG TIME. HEY WE'RE BLACK WE NEED A HOLIDAY.

Osama Abdullah, eRepublik.com forums 53 Comments [12/10/2008 9:55:52 PM]
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Submitted By: phillywilly
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Quote# 53969

[As I see it, Luther was campaigning against clear-cut corruption (the sale of indulgences.)]

That's a lie. There was never a sale of indulgences. Luther was a heretic who believed in salvation by faith alone.

[Thanks to ecumenism, Catholics and Lutherans have now talked out almost all of their differences--only one or two remain. Maybe someday soon they will be reunited.]

And then we will unite with the Buddhists. And the Muslims. And the Atheists. And the potato-worshippers. (and the Jew$ will rule the "church")

However, I trust in God that your plan will never come true. You might rule the society, and you might corrupt the parishes, but you will never put a heretic on the throne of Saint Peter. The gates of Hell will not prevail!

[But what was Lefebvre protesting against?]

The heresy of modernism, the corruption of the society and the liberal maffia.

[Ecumenism is necessary.]

Ecumenism is a heresy like arianism and the SSPX are the new saint Athanasius and the Axis powers should have won WWII and made a short story out of these liberals!

Zealous Zeth, CF 59 Comments [12/10/2008 8:09:45 PM]
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Quote# 53931

Dearest BrotherInChrist,

Thank thank you for your insights, Socialism is more than a disease in Britain & its former colonies. Indeed, our Spiritual Leader has decerned from God Himself that Socialism is a curse from God Almighty as a righteous judgement for our turning away from His Word!!! Its all down to You godly Americans Now! If you fall the world is, to use an Americanism, screwed!

Brother Thomas, Republican Faith Chat 38 Comments [12/10/2008 8:09:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Peter
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Quote# 54036

(Re: Fstdt)

To all of you that steal our threads and mock us this is what Jesus Christ did for you. He paid the price for sin and made everything right because he LOVES US ALL and don't want anyone to go to HELL a real place and eternity of suffering. GOD does not send you to hell you send yourselves and if you think it's a party to have fun with friends listen to this. Once you die you are either in the presence of Jesus Christ as a soul without a body till the rapture or you are a soul in Hell waiting for the Great White Throne Judgment where the majority will be. It was originally a place for Satan and his clan but it will be a place for unbelievers as well. This is not the last of your life when you die your soul lives forever. Before we were born we never existed but once we were born we inherited the breath of life from ADAM and became a living soul that lives forever in one of 2 places.

For all you that mock us on other threads and I see I am a popular one to attack read the BIBLE this is no joke and we are indeed at the end. Obama was a choice to destroy this country because we have to fall out of grace with GOD because America is not mentioned in the BIBLE. We have our KING or should I say you have YOUR KING who is going to take this country down a SOCIALIST PATH and all the wars our brave soldiers fought were in vain.


Laugh and mock all you want but your destiny is fixed if you don't turn from your sin.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 91 Comments [12/10/2008 8:06:08 PM]
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Submitted By: JesusGayLord
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Quote# 54002

For instance, atheists believe there’s no God. But they believe in a Higher Being, whatever it may be, it’s human nature. What do you atheists say when you’re sick and you want help from a Higher Being? Be it the universe, or a candle, or yourself, or your cousin, or what/whomever? Really. I would like to know because there’s a time in everyone’s life when bad things happen and you “pray” to somebody/something. If you’re a scientist do you pray to a beaker, a lab coat, a mathematical equation?

qw, Why won't God Heal Amputees 68 Comments [12/10/2008 8:03:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 53889

Why does God create children who will be kidnapped, raped and tortured and then murdered by a serial killer?

Because God will do as he please with His creation and has a purpose in even these things.

*that post is a small goldmine of this stuff*

javier, Flog a Blog! 52 Comments [12/10/2008 8:01:15 PM]
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Quote# 54037

(Re: Relocation camps i.e. FEMA camps)

I truly believe that most detainees will be those holding to the Christian faith and any not holding to THE PARTY propaganda. The ground work is firmly in place and awaiting orders for activation....those not going along with the changes you can believe in will be the first for 're-education', IMHO.

WickIsTrimmed, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [12/10/2008 6:02:09 PM]
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Quote# 54014

By the way...which of you 'Museum Bashers' has actually spent time in the Creation Museum? I know, here goes your name calling, but I've spent time on your side of the fence. It's empty; can't fit all the pieces together. That's one of the reasons I asked, "how can what I see, and what I learned in college science actually make sense?" Since then I took the Bible and looked at what I can see in the world and what I was taught in class, and now it makes perfect sense from a Biblical perspective. I know what the threat I mentioned early is.....if the Bible is right, then we are accountable for the wrong we do; and that wrong is not set by courts, individuals, or me, but by a holy and powerful God. When we lie, steal, cheat, etc. we are condemned to an eternal punishment. I just thank God that He loved me (He loves you too) enough to take my punishment on Himself. If only I would confess my sin and accept His gift of forgiveness and accept His Spirit into mineself. He is my Lord.

ACSCoach, Cincinnati.com 47 Comments [12/10/2008 5:06:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54001

Proposition 8 is not discrimination. It is a way to keep marriage holy and sacred the way God intended. Have you seen a “gay” restroom? A “gay” water fountain? A “gay” waiting room? Have you even heard of a “gay” person being lynched in the news recently? No, because those things that I named are true issues of discrimination.

Homosexuality is not a race, gender, religion issue. It's about choice and behavior. Everyone has encountered discrimination, because of the way they are shaped, the way they talk or even the color of their skin. Homosexuals were not born that way. They choose to like the same sex.

God has a plan for all of us, and we should not hinder or look away from that plan. He wants the best for us. Proposition 8 is God's will. He is the father, and every father has rules. Fathers make rules because they love their children. And children should obey the rules their fathers have given them.

Roy Dixon, the San Diego Union-Tribune, "A Way to Keep Marriage Holy and Sacred" 52 Comments [12/10/2008 3:52:28 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 53949

The lower rib is the only bone in the human body that can regenerate if removed.

NephilimFree, YouTube 75 Comments [12/10/2008 3:48:42 PM]
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Quote# 53948

The sun produces C-14 in the upper atmosphere, and at the same time it decays which removes it from the Earth. Because the Earth has not acheived C-14 equalibrium but is instead still increasing, which would take approximately 30,000 yrs, C-14 verifies the fact that the Earth is less than 30,000 yrs old.

NephilimFree, YouTube 27 Comments [12/10/2008 3:48:06 PM]
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Quote# 53899

No one has ever proved the existence of "gravity". It is only a theory. Surely you know that fact?

There are some basic experiments which show the "force" called "gravity", neutralized; some done by Boyd Bushman, a retired Senior Research Scientist who formerly worked for Lockheed Martin. He is not a believer in Jesus Christ, and IMHO he is therefore in danger of worshipping the "force" -in absense of God, but which force is itself just a servant of YHWH the Creator.
Nevertheless, his experiments are reproducible by anyone who takes the time and money to do their own -or watch and listen to his. Of course there are the armchair skeptics who scoff at everything they have not been part of, as if all knowledge begins and ends with what they experience, and they truly believe that there is nothing in existence if they do not know it.
-but if you watch and listen to Boyd Bushman then please do not come back and try to mock and scorn. I just direct you to someone who has proven what is called gravity is not what it is thought to be. But if you thnk that you can prove gravity truly exists, then go ahead -but no one has; and evidence is against it, even in the ancient writings of the pre-Hindus, who wrote of building space ships and traveling in them without any effects of what is today called "gravity", and how they did it and how they piloted them and so on and so forth. You can find links to all these ancient texts @ http://www.s8int.com/
Enoch said all these secrets were taught Adamkind by the fallen sons of God, who took daughters of Adam as wives. The "secrets" were all used to promote rebellion against God, and for only evil purposes. The ancient pre-Hindu peoples who wrote of these things spoke of the civilizations destroyed by all the weapons the "gods" taught the use of, to the sons of men, [and the destruction of whole civilizations in those wars resulted in the survivors inventing and preaching the pre-Buddhism religion]. Those weapons included atomic bombs, laser light beams, a force for destruction that is indescribable, and all the un-conventional weapons of warfare which now re-invented and those which are only on drawing boards still, today.

yeshuasavedme, ChristianForums 56 Comments [12/10/2008 3:45:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Jarhead
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Quote# 53990

Read the bible there is an immense amount of proof that God exists and that Jesus is his "son".

Mehrunes, WoW Offtopic 44 Comments [12/10/2008 3:45:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 53913

Actually, atheists...the more one OBJECTIVELY studies geology, anatomy, physiology, astronomy and all the other SCIENCES, the more one becomes convinced there IS a God and that the universe we see is the work of His Hand

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 53 Comments [12/10/2008 3:45:31 PM]
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Quote# 53965



Yep, even while they make fun of us, the truth comes out about them. So here we have a site that is mainly full of evolutionists. And the site is mainly geared to make fun of creationist. And just like anyone else who attacks Christians are considered satanic. Now we have confirmation that evolution itself is satanic. Why else would they post a pic like this on a site where 99% of them believe evolution?

Issac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 67 Comments [12/10/2008 6:40:22 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 53952

Quote:
Gee, I thought we were in a Global warming process...


so did I....that's why every time a politican or a scientist opens their fat mouth I take it with a BIG pinch of salt!! IT's the same with evolution!!!! That's why If I ever pass my driving test and get a car - I'm gonna drive as much as possible and rev the engine as much as possible!!

I'll be very very pleased if I can identify a single hole in the Ozone layer that I create! But it's a load of rubbish really!

sissco, ThEndTimes 52 Comments [12/10/2008 6:33:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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Quote# 53902

i know homosexuals would love minority status so they could abuse it to their advantage. But sorry, a minority is decided by physical racial factors, not sexual.

Anyone with homosexual urges can get married to a wife they love if they truly sought it and made an effort to. Marriage was never barred off from you. The only problem is you won't make that sacrifice and effort

CreedIsChrist, Christian Forums 62 Comments [12/10/2008 5:34:15 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 53975

(On a science article about 12 living fossils)

So random mutations, the primary mechanisms of the origin of species according to that dead bearded guy, have no effect on certain living species? So much for evolution. Living fossils are one of the best proofs against macro evolution.

I knew it. Somebody is playing a dirty little joke on math-challenged Darwinists and shit-for-brains atheists. Hmm. I wonder who could that be. LOL.

Lou, Wired blog 54 Comments [12/10/2008 4:06:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Wrath
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Quote# 53923

1.

Tragically, most of the people in society today don't consider pants on women as obscene, so it wouldn't hold up in court; but they sure did 100 years ago. Women were actually arrested for smoking in public 100 years ago. Stores pulled down their shades on Sunday to prevent passers-by from window shopping instead of going to church. Alcohol was illegal in the good old days. The gangsters only thrived because of government corruption, not because of prohibition. It's the same corruption today--do you really think our government can't keep out illegal immigrants?--do you really think our government is innocently missing trillions of dollars?--do you really think our government can't keep illegal drugs out of the country? We have been lied to by our government leaders for far too long, because most Americans are dumb enough to believe what they hear.

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior.com 89 Comments [12/10/2008 2:59:43 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 53814

In a short video posted on FunnyorDie.com entitled, "Prop 8 The Musical," an all star cast of Hollywood celebrities perform a low budget musical farce that defames Christ, mocks Christians and distorts the teaching of the Bible.

"Jack Black should remember from his days at Hebrew School that homosexual acts aren't funny and are roundly condemned in the Bible," said Dr. Gary Cass, of the Christian Anti-Defamation Commission. "Appearing as a sarcastic, rotund Christ, Black distorts the Bible and condones shameful, homosexual acts. Associating Christ with perverse activity is an affront to all people of faith, especially Christians. Apparently Black and company find it hilarious to falsely accuse Christians while they intentionally distort the Bible. Black ought to apologize."

Dr. Gary Cass, Christian Newswire 46 Comments [12/10/2008 2:58:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 53918

As Christians, we are trying to make the world better.

It's not fair for others to demonize us when we are trying to save them! Do you think it would be fair to attack paramedics?! NO!

In a religious country such as ours, it amazes me that we allow atheists to criticize us! Our children should be shown only what is right - how dare those people try to force our little ones to watch the Golden Compass and turn to Satan?!

savedbyjman, Yahoo! Answers 68 Comments [12/10/2008 2:57:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 53914

("the Bible itself never states that it tells the literal truth.")

There ya go...speaking to things of which you have no real grasp. The Bible IS Truth. It is ALL true, for if one thing in it is a lie, then it is ALL a lie.

Timberwolf, Free Conservatives 51 Comments [12/10/2008 2:52:59 AM]
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Quote# 54170

[I think this is supposed to be a message to FSTDT]

Jesus died on the cross and died a very terrible death. I did a search on Crucifixion and it describes moment by moment how a person suffered, was the worse way to die. I guess I can give my head in a basket for my LORD. So be it . I know my GOD is real, read the newspaper and read the BIBLE you can see things told thousands of years coming true. WATCH ISRAEL that is the PROPHETIC CLOCK. All those that want to steal our threads and mock us REMEMBER THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those that are with Jesus will judge the sinners as well as GOD will judge you and we will be in 100% agreement with the outcome. I pray you see the truth because we don't have much time left here. In a few days will do a search on my name to see my thread robbed and dissected from you who are lost.

ron4jesus, who else?, RR 85 Comments [12/9/2008 9:32:54 PM]
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