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Quote# 53795

[topic: What are some places you've seen the Saviors face?]

So far I found him in my cereal, the ashes in my fireplace and several of deifications. I think this pretty much proves his divine power, as he manifests his image in everyday places. Where have you seen Jesus today? Please no comments from ignorant, close-minded atheist scumbags.

skulleton, Gametrailers 74 Comments [12/7/2008 1:49:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 53770

We don’t need to give up on God. God is what made this country great to begin with. What we do need to do is to start telling these people to get out of our lives. If they don’t believe in God, that’s their choice but they need to show as much respect for our religion as they demand for their race, sexual preference, non-religion, etc.


...I think that Christians are being attacked daily far more than any minority. Where’s our protection? I’m going to call my congressman tomorrow and say that I want the Christian bashing to stop NOW!

Kenny, Free Republic 55 Comments [12/7/2008 1:06:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 53748

Perhaps we would be better off if we stopped trying to be intelligent. Non-intelligence works right the first time and every time. Our intelligence is destroying the earth.

chaplainwinston, www.whywontgodhealamputees.com/forums 65 Comments [12/7/2008 12:59:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Eric Dugdale
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Quote# 53766

because most religions are false, they were created by demons.. demons have knowledge of the world and the future, and many religions are very simular to christianity,

realityofheaven, YouTube 51 Comments [12/7/2008 6:28:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Fraeya
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Quote# 53944

...tax on income should be abolished altogether for US born citizens and replaced with a consumption tax on all foreign manufactured goods purchases.

As for voting, that privilege should be reserved for property owners with no criminal record that can pass a rigorous Constitutional exam, speak good English and provide three forms of ID including original birth certificate, valid drivers license and biometric (fingerprint, DNA and iris scan) identification.

I would argue that head of households should additionally be able to pass a basic firearms safety test and score at least 85 on a shooting range evaluation before being allowed to vote.

BarkleUSA, Free Conservatives 92 Comments [12/7/2008 4:38:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Marc
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Quote# 53690

It’s the time of year when spoilsports come out in full force. You know who I mean—the kind of people who insist that people say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” or who go around suing city halls that dare to have a Nativity scene on public property. But this year, the Christmas cranks have actually launched an ad campaign to convince us that God doesn’t exist.

The Humanist Association is placing posters on buses in Washington, D.C., featuring a skinny Santa in dreadlocks and the words, “Why believe in a god? Just be good for goodness’ sake.”

Fred Edwords, communications director of the Humanist Association, says that partly they’re trying to cheer up agnostics and atheists, who tend to get lonely this time of year when most of their neighbors are celebrating holy days. Pity. But he says they’re also “trying to plant a seed of rational thought and critical thinking and questioning in people’s minds.”

They never give up, do they? Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, and now the Humanists—all spreading and making money trying to convince us that God doesn’t exist and that His followers are a bunch of irrational dopes.

Chuck Colson, the Christian Post, "Can We Be Good Without God?" 63 Comments [12/7/2008 1:33:13 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 53759

Small minded fools! I have seen and fought against things that will drive a lesser man insane should he lay eyes upon it. We are in a battle more horrifying then you could possibly imagine. Am are trying to save your souls! God help me for I do not have such patience for the damned. You are like children in a straw hut mocking the one that gazed outside the window to warn you of the wolves at your door!

Repent or be Damned for ever!

jma037, CARM 94 Comments [12/7/2008 12:00:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 53701

"I have heard it is logically impossible for John to have been alive for Jesus lifetime."

Wow. That's pretty crazy. Especially since the authors of the books of the New Testament knew Each other (except Paul) and wrote of their goings-on with each other, just as my best friend and I might write, "I spoke to Joe and then he went to town" and they write, "I talked to Tom before I went to town."

There's plenty of nuts on the net.

NephilimFree, YouTube 54 Comments [12/6/2008 9:05:31 PM]
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Quote# 53728

Of course, as Christians, we have no reason to hide from evolutionary beliefs and presentations. In fact, we should know and understand evolution better than non-Christians.

Carl Kerby, AIG 48 Comments [12/6/2008 7:04:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Ben Loewen
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Quote# 53716

When was the last IRA terror attack? When did the IRA ever attack non-Brits?

12,000 terror attacks since 911....and because 1 or maybe 2 were not committed by Muslims.... we can never declare that Islam is the face of terror??

scapegoat, Rapture Ready 86 Comments [12/6/2008 6:39:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Ben Loewen
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Quote# 53925

Think about it. What does God say?

Is it ok to divorce because of spouse abuse?
Is it ok to divorce because of child abuse?
Is it ok to divorce because of money spending issues?
Is it ok to divorce because of mental health reasons?

No. The only time God said yes, ok, divorce, is in the case of adultery. But even then, what does God say about others sinning against us? We're supposed to forgive the offender 70 x 7 times. If a person has actually forgiven another person 490 times for something, and you really consider what Jesus did on the cross, then our forgiveness of others has only just barely scratched the surface of what Jesus did.

If you think about it, banning divorce isn't at all against God's revealed will for us in the Bible. God's plan is one man for one woman, till death do they part, regardless of the details between marriage and death. In his graciousness to us, he has provided an out via adultery, should we choose to take it; however, even that isn't what he really desires for us.

fracturedInfinity, Rapture Ready 67 Comments [12/6/2008 6:34:12 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 53737

The atheists that I've met have a lot of hate....starting first with self-hate and it snow balls from there.

WickIsTrimmed, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [12/6/2008 5:53:52 PM]
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Quote# 53704

(Discussing the Mumbai attacks and showing that there is no limit to fundie stupidity...)



I honestly wonder if the people responsible for these attacks were hoping to provoke a war between India and Palestine, and thereby further destabilize the world situation.

It's getting close, people. Time to start looking up.

ZeldaCA, Rapture Ready, obviously 51 Comments [12/6/2008 5:53:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Dan Onymous
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Quote# 53616

[Note: This is NOT a Poe. This is an actual group of Jewish extremists who call themselves "Kahanists" after the late Rabbi Kahane (you may remember him as the friend of the late Jewish terrorist and mass murderer Baruch Goldstein)]

Genocide. Such a loaded phrase. But, in certain circumstances, completely valid by Halakha. This is a great example of when the Law of G-d must be of greater importance than the Law of Man. To demonstrate this, I will now violate Article 3, Section C of U.N. Resolution 260 (III), "Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide", by teaching a piece of Halakha: The Arabs in the Land of Israel, from the Men and Women, to the Children and even their animals must be completely wiped out, without mercy, until the desert they dwell in turns red. Thus, because of this, the Israeli Government is bound by Jewish Law to use it's vastly superior army to wipe out the surrounding nations. It of course, would never do this, and accordingly it falls upon the Jewish People to disobey the "King" of Israel when he (being the government) will not obey G-d. It is the duty of every Jew to expel the Arabs from Israel, and I implore you, Jew, to do your part today.

Ariel, Right Wing Jew 70 Comments [12/6/2008 5:53:01 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 53588

Something happens in fornication that the Bible describes in no other sin. Apostle Paul addressed it in writing to the Corinthians. Here are his words, "What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh." (1Corinthians 6:16). Then, notice the next verse where he likened this false and dark union to the same level on the evil side as our holy union to the Lord on the spiritual side. "But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit." (1Corinthians 6:17). An act of fornication actually makes you a soul mate of the fornicator and to the demon of the sin of fornication.

No wonder that a person who becomes involved in sexual sins is bound by cords of darkness and deception almost impossible to break. It is a sin that unites the fornicator to demons and fallen spirits that then becomes their master. The fornicators do what those masters say. They fill the heart with lust and godless passions that control and fill them with an endless and unsatisfying list of emotions. It is a downward spiral that has no bottom, but hell itself.

No wonder that men and women who become fornicators in the sins of heterosexual acts soon degenerate to the sins of lesbianism and homosexuality. The spirits of sexual sins have one ultimate goal and that goal is to submerge their victims in an endless list of vile blasphemies to God the Creator. Sex sins cannot be separated from the demons that direct and promote these acts.

Pastor Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries, Charlotte, NC 43 Comments [12/6/2008 5:36:30 PM]
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Quote# 53714

Humans are made in the image of God, not animals. This (evolution) is the way of perverting mankind by first perverting the image that humans have of themselves. It also opens people up to spirit possession. The demon spirits just love animal worship, just look at history.

Evolution isn't science. As supersport points out, it just isn't. Microevolution is but there is no valid scientific reason to call humans animals. It is pure hocus pocus propaganda that the spirits use so they can posess humans.

Am, CARM 53 Comments [12/6/2008 5:30:34 PM]
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Quote# 53921

(shiny, shiny mirror. Fundie hates Muslims in an ironic way)

Note: The average Muslim does not know that his arguments are logically erroneous. He is sincere in his beliefs. Thus you must be patient and kind in sharing with him why his arguments are invalid

Robert A. Morey, Chick.com 55 Comments [12/6/2008 3:23:59 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 53653

Have any of you ever been on an Easter egg hunt when you were small? I have and I truly believed in the Easter bunny by virtue of all the eggs that I discovered.

Could it be that all that science has put together is like the Easter eggs that have been put there for us to discover and we are attributing that to evolution and not God the same way children attribute Easter eggs to the Easter bunny and not the parents who really put them there.

In order for us to prove our faithfulness to God we have to be given the opportunity to choose and for that to happen there has to be something else to choose from say... evolutionary theory.

There is plenty of evidence to support the existence of God and yes, although there can be arguments for the evolutionist to cling to, there are just too many assumptions made to avoid the evolutionist theory being degraded at every level.

I believe that we are discovering new things every day and I also believe that these things have a logical place in creation and that it is our own ignorance that prevents us from seeing the beginning from the end.

Using what we have been given to discover about our world to discredit the existence of a creator is like using Easter eggs to discredit the roll of our parents in the whole show.

Evandr

Evandr, Religious Forums 61 Comments [12/6/2008 7:49:17 AM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 53650

[part a long crazy story about astral projection and lucid dreaming]

I know this is getting long but please bare with me I have no doubt in my mind that demons exist in this astral plane, thank God I never ventured far out to meet one and bring him into my life. There is no doubt that demons can manipulate the human brain using waves in the elecrtomagnetic field. Your brain is a conductor and the pineal gland (in the center of your brain) is very sensitive to certain magnetic waves. Your pineal gland works right as you start to go to sleep. Theres also documented evidence of certain waves effecting the temporal lobe, creating auditory and visual hallucinations. Demons understand the electromagnetic spectrum in much greater depth then we do.

Gomenasai, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [12/6/2008 4:49:36 AM]
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Submitted By: froghearts
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Quote# 53762

teeth can change size and shape rapidly depending on diet....

supersport, CARM 73 Comments [12/6/2008 1:32:14 AM]
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Quote# 53887

Did you know that the body parts of aborted babies are being sold on a legal market? A spine runs about $800. You can buy a brain...you name it. Not only are the body parts being sold, but the aborted fetuses are also being frozen and sold to beauty salons around the world. The aborted fetus material is injected into women's bodies to rejuvenate a more youthful look. In particular, Russian woman are deliberately having babies with the intent of murdering the child to make money. The woman makes $100-200 dollars per child (more money for mature fetuses), the middle man makes a few thousand and the beauty salon charges around $10,000 for the treatment. Now the government is even using aborted fetus materials in their vaccines for children, injecting foreign DNA into your children! It is an abomination unto God Almighty.

David J. Stewart, Jeebus-is-Savior 118 Comments [12/5/2008 11:01:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Asuka
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Quote# 53847

[POE]
Our nation was founded by great, Godly men like Thomas Paine, Benjamin Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson – men who loved and cherished the King James Bible in its entirety, recognized it for the infallible revelation and literal truth that it is, and based this nation firmly on the sure foundation of Biblical literalism and sexual purity. Thanks to them, America was something that no one had ever seen before in human history – a nation in which Church and State were firmly united.

Back then, people believed in the literal truth of the Bible and of The Fundamentals, and nothing bad ever happened, except to people who deserved it by not being exactly like the majority. But then, liberals sought to destroy this great nation because they hate America, hate freedom, and generally hate everything good. Thanks to them, we experience horrors like pornographic Web sites and people flying airplanes into 110-story buildings – horrors that quite simply could not have been imagined back when George Washington was President.

Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality, Society of Christians for the Restoration of Old Testament Morality 93 Comments [12/5/2008 10:57:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 53712

The founding fathers went even farther than just limiting voting to property holders, they also made it so that senators were appointed and not elected and that there would not be a popular vote for president*, unfortunately, big government liberals who saw how much this hurt their agenda got all of these things overturned.

The founding fathers were afraid of mob rule, particularly of the mob voting themselves other people's money. Their controls were abolished by socialists. TADA! Mob rule.

Get rid of the mob of thieves, make America a better place to live. (Killing all of the liberals would help too, but better to make sure that new liberals can't take root as easily instead of continually having to get rid of them)

GT7, Free Conservatives 57 Comments [12/5/2008 10:37:29 PM]
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Quote# 53867

(in reference to Jean the child abuser)

All of the Atheists, who have no standard of truth, morality, and good, complain because this woman teachers her child she isn't "good".

Get over it, whiners.

anonymous, The Virtuous Woman 46 Comments [12/5/2008 5:42:53 PM]
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Submitted By: seraphicreverie
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Quote# 53878

One world government is coming very soon. I think they are going to worship Lucifer. And I think there are not very many people who realise that the Catholics, and the Muslims and the Masons are all tied together at the top. It is just a few hundred people running all three organizations and they're all Satan worshippers. All of them - Luciferians - even George Bush is involved in that - worships Lucifer.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 70 Comments [12/5/2008 5:41:50 PM]
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