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Quote# 55609

Here's a bonus for those stuck without Quotes today, or any other last day of the month.

I'll tack on this month's quotes tomorrow,

End of month blues?, FSTDT The Lost Days 38 Comments [12/30/2008 11:59:59 PM]
Fundie Index: -9
Submitted By: Distind

Quote# 55356

(more fundies fapping...)

"Potenatae Argyros..my lord" "The detention centers are amassing thousands...we have just received word that today's haul was bigger than the last" "Excellent..but my word still stands no executions are to take place without my consent" "yes my lord" "But every measure necessary is on the table to extract every ounce of faith in every soul...and I want round the clock video's playing on Argyros Tv of testimonies of all recantations of faith" "we must apply the most extreme pressure possible ..is that understood?" "yes my lord" "but why not just eliminate?" "in due time..in due time..but do you realize the hurt inflicted upon that impotent god above as he is forced to suffer the loss of those who recant and deny him?" "nothing will bring me more pleasure than torturing their devotion ..their faith away right before his omni present eyes!"

"now leave me"......Potentate falls to his knees and gleefully chuckles..."My lord lucifer...my allegiance is yours..victory besieges us in every direction...your kingdom arises by the minute..fear is sweeping the globe as faith dwindles...your throne will soon exalt over the world" "so help me satan"

SoundingTheAlaram, Rapture Ready 120 Comments [12/30/2008 11:31:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: The Lazy One

Quote# 55103

(A Thread of Comments)

fagots always lie and say "I am straight and believe gays need to be shown more respect from straight people." The reason they lie when promoting their fag lifestyle is because they know that as fags, no one gives them a dime's worth of respect. Who in their right mind would respect two anal-copulating men? God in the Holy Bible says they who do that must be put on death-row. NAMBLA is the name of the big gay pedophile club. Look it up online if you don't believe it. And NAMBLA admits its gay.
A male or female growing up without a dad essentially grew up unloved by 50%. No one can give what a good father has to offer. A child must have a fair and balanced start in life learning from loving parents who love one another not two rug-doctors or two proctologists. A woman or man not having had a fair and balanced up bringing will be "colorblind" to the richness she or he never had. Unbalanced children must work extra hard to fit-in, but as GLBT they see blind eye to blind eye.
Jesus the Son of God spoke (He is the Word of God)fire & brimstone upon the gay & lesbian communities of Sodom & Gomorrah. Jesus said, "I and the Father are One." One in Spirit, One in purpose, and One in agreement. Jesus also said that He came not to do away with God's laws, that includes the law of God to put practitioners of same-sex on death-row fast-track.

Jesus4mankind, Youtube 72 Comments [12/30/2008 10:56:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 54943

[This is from a thread discussing Religion in general, but somewhere along the line, this fundie started arguing that Christianity is more valid that Wicca. Here's just one example of his arguments]

One more thing, just to beat the Inquisition topic to death before I leave it alone (as I keep coming back to it and we're all tired of it):

I was pondering this discussion today, and a quote by someone very wise came to me:

"History is just the pack of lies we all agree upon."

That's a very good summation in many ways. My addendum would be "the burning times is the pack of lies only the wiccans agree on."

BIFlight, White Wolf Forums 40 Comments [12/30/2008 9:36:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Fungimandias

Quote# 54925

Replying by stating that replying with Bible verses makes one stupid and unable to think for themselves only further amplifies one stinking fact, your dogmatic approach to reason prejudges all Bible verse quoters to be stupid and unable to think for themselves; why would anyone bother to argue with such irrationality as is so dogmatically presupposed by yourself?

I've tried to rationalize with you before, but you seem to prefer ad hominem to reasonable arguments

Some day you will evolve into a belief in God. Until then, have a Merry Christmas!

BreshiBaraElohim, Youtube 31 Comments [12/30/2008 9:11:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 55253

I strongly suggest you look up the human anatomy,? then tell me it's a coincidence that our bodies are built the way they are.

Also, if our bodies are made up of atoms and dust as science books say, then why are bodies not forming out of thin air? If that's suppose to be how we came about...

hasitat, YouTube 60 Comments [12/30/2008 8:09:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 55144

[This is only one of Rapture Ready's 101 end of the world prophecies. It's a goldmine.]

False Bible teachers would bring in heresies, have many followers, and cause others to reject God's Word (2 Peter 2:1-2). It is very common today to find people who reject the Bible out of hand because they have heard it misrepresented by a false teacher.

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [12/30/2008 7:17:24 PM]
Fundie Index: -1

Quote# 55219

Homosexuals are so full of HATE. They vandilize churches, beat up old ladies holding crosses, disrupt church services, call people that disagree with them hatefull names, they send terrorist type of white powder to churches, etc...

Pat, Topix 72 Comments [12/30/2008 5:59:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: John

Quote# 55009

[Fundies discover island of GOGland, in the Gulf of Finland. Ron reaches for his atlas.]

Thanks Valerie for the pictures and checking this further. Yes it's North of Israel like the Bible says.

ron4jesus, RR 53 Comments [12/30/2008 4:28:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 55003

It is important to realize that the theory of evolution is not simply that man evolved from apes, but that man evolved from everything.  According to Darwin, all living creatures have a common origin.  Men, monkeys and bananas share the same ancestry.  As such, when a man eats a banana he is engaging in a kind of cannibalism, consuming an ancestral version of his former self.  Yet he consumes the banana so that he might survive.  He feels no guilt about using the banana for his own benefit.  He will not phone the authorities and report that a crime has been committed, in that he killed the banana and ate it.

Abdullam Films, Darwin Debunked 68 Comments [12/30/2008 4:26:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Lucretius

Quote# 55110

Well proofs of the birth of Christ is not just from the Bible. History proves it if you study it carefully. Many first and second century Historians who were anti Christian have written about Christ. Some of them are Phlegon, Josephus and Tacitus. The entire dating method of BC(Before Christ) and AD(Anno Domini meaning the year of our Lord) wouldn’t have been there if Christ did not live during that time. We possibly cannot be wrong with our measuring of time. And BC and AD are not propagated or even given a mention in the Bible, but is only present in history.

Wer, Why Dont You Blog? 32 Comments [12/30/2008 4:22:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: WhyDontYou

Quote# 55114

Original sin happens because a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and this is not cleanly because lots of fluids are secreted, and uncleanlyness is a sin. On top of that, when you are born, you come out of a vagina with a lot of goo all over you and that too is unclean and is a sin. So double sin really. But the Baptism will wash the sins of birth away.

gooch420, City-Data 83 Comments [12/30/2008 4:11:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 54940

paint said "It is such a comforting thought, to think that someone died for your terrible sins and that all you need to do is have "faith" and you will be "saved". You don't have to lift a finger!

Not only that, you will have eternal life and be in heaven seated next to a father figure who now extends his unconditional love and approval to you, and his other children."

And don't forget all the perks! Like a personal relationship with our Creator while we're here on earth. And the humility of discoving how far short we fall from His holiness and grace, yet receiving more and more grace anyway. And where we ask Him for help and guidance and He responds. And, and! Knowing that we can do anything we want to do. And wanting to do it HIS way.

Yep. Pretty cool.

dogartdog, Ebay Art & Artist Discussin Board, post # 187 35 Comments [12/30/2008 4:10:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 0

Quote# 54907

{responding the the islamic nations opposition to UN condemnation of anti-homosexual laws}

I never thought I'd say this, but for once I agree with the Muslim nations.

EndIsNear, RR 35 Comments [12/30/2008 4:09:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: cc

Quote# 55085

[Reacting to a report of a lesbian being gang raped in SF]

Did physical evidence conclusively prove that her story is true. Need i remind you of the recent flap over prop 8...and how many times lefties have taken the opportunity to set up their own little scenarios of victimization only to be shown upon further evidence that it was all manufactured for the purpose of 1) heaping accusations on the opposition and 2) reeling in public outrage for the poor 'name that political group'. Needless to say, at this point, My BS meter is running overtime.

Caroline, FreeConservatives 51 Comments [12/30/2008 4:04:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 54969

Actually yeah--atheism is a cancer of sorts.

If you continue to be hard-headed and and ignore God you will burn in hell. The good news is that you don't have to.

kdbrich, city-data.com 29 Comments [12/30/2008 3:58:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: shutterbug

Quote# 54977

[comment on a YT video "Satan and God: who is the good guy?". Oh, the irony in this quote!]

What kind of stupid question is that?! GOD IS THE GOOD GUY! Satan may seem so good at first, so beautiful, but that is how he decieves people. He may seem godly and loving but he doesn't care for anyone. Satan is the ark before the dawning... before. When the dawning comes, Jesus will appear and throw Satan into hell, where he belongs.
"For the Darkness shall turn to dawning and the dawing to noonday bright. And Christ's great kingdom will come on earth, the kingdom of love and light."

Foreboding14, Fundies 30 Comments [12/30/2008 3:57:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: fundiesRtehlulz

Quote# 55290

I believed that evolution and the account of the Bible about creation could exist along side of each other very well. I just didn't see what the big argument was all about. I had some friends who had been studying the Bible much longer than I had who saw it differently...Eventually, I came to the conclusion, through my study of the Bible and science, that the two positions of evolution and creation just could not fit together. There are some real problems with the idea that God created through evolution... My prayer is that you will have this same experience!

The Bible's picture is that dinosaurs and man lived together on the earth, an earth that was filled with vegetation and beauty...man and dinosaurs lived at the same time...From the very beginning of creation, God gave man dominion over all that was made, even over the dinosaurs.

Rick Warren, http://lafiga.firedoglake.com/2008/12/24/rick-warren-the-serpent-who-believes-in-dinosaurs/ 35 Comments [12/30/2008 3:56:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: SpankyZeHam

Quote# 55159

I think homosexuality is on par with incest.

Although I understand that homosexuals feel that incest is disgusting.

yael, Good News Cafe 38 Comments [12/30/2008 3:44:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 55081

You seem to imply there is something wrong if a babykilling abortion mill is burned or bomb. Which do you prefer, a pile of bricks or a pile of dead babies? Innocent unborn babies deserve to be protected just as born children deserve to be protected. You would have no problem protecting born children if they were about to be murdered.
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life. http://www.armyofgod.com

RevSpitz, Fstdt Comments 63 Comments [12/30/2008 3:03:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 54898

To the so called atheist's out there, can one person give me an explanation as to how it all began ? At what point did baboons transition into humans and how did this happen? Man can only come from man. A horse can only come from another horse not a chicken. Big bang, talk about a fairy tale. There had to have been a creator

kerasea, Youtube 43 Comments [12/30/2008 12:41:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 54993

I think the world sees fundies as a group of nitwits who accept the bible 100% as written, yet most can't offer a reasonable explanation to any of thier (the world's) educated discounts and doubts on many of the key fundamental issues, that they see as ridiculously easy to dissmiss as fable. The Blind leading the Blind. Another description they like to use is "Sheeple"

freespirit, Rapture Ready 40 Comments [12/30/2008 12:40:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 55206

I think it's time for another holocaust. This time, instead of Jews, how about atheists. We urgently need to round up all atheists in the world and lead them to the chambers. Our world would be such a better place.

"David", Deep Thoughts Blog 61 Comments [12/30/2008 12:13:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Lizzy Dee

Quote# 55019

Why do atheists fear the religious education in schools so much?

Answer :The unbelievers are afraid of the truth. They know that they are wrong already. However, they still refuse to believe because they do not want to change their lifestyle. Especially the atheists are the most number one against this teaching creation in school.

Sun Valley, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [12/30/2008 12:12:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 55075

[A true moral person would not kill because he believes that it is wrong.]

But how would he know he is moral? He’s just a guy that doesn’t kill people.

Adolf Hitler can make just as strong an argument for his own personal morality as can your hypothetical moral athiest. Belief in your own rightness is the only standard.

And there is no way to tell the difference between the two, except outcomes. That takes you back to your prison argument.

In evolutionary terms, the outcomes would be measured by how many offspring you have 1,000 years later. By that standard, Ghengis Khan is the most moral man who ever lived. His philosophy? “Kill the men. Rape the women.”

If a murderer avoids jail and has 20 kids, he is moral. Adolf Hitler, OTOH, died childless and with nothing. He was not moral.

ModelBreaker, Free Republic 46 Comments [12/30/2008 12:04:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: antipop
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