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Quote# 55111

why do all these atheists look like serial killers? you can see the evil in their eyes.

They are just empty! they have satanic dark enegy.

JESUSforeverandeverandever, Youtube 71 Comments [12/30/2008 11:54:29 AM]
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Quote# 54944

Now I truly know what Jesus meant when he said the road is wide but the gate is narrow. I really wonder if the rapture happened today if we would even be missed. Truly sounds like so few are rapture ready very few.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [12/30/2008 11:53:44 AM]
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Quote# 55086

(oh noes it's cold in WINTER)

Here in the Midwest, and really in most of the country, there has been arctic air coming down from Canada for a couple weeks now. I heard on the news last night that, the only place in the continental U.S. that had mild temperatures was the far southern tip of Florida. Even Las Vegas was going to have an overnight low last night of 35 degrees!!! I was just wondering if anyone here feels as I do, that this might be a sign of God's judgment on this country for turning its back on Him? I'd be very interested in hearing your feedback! Thanks, everyone.

HuggyBob50, Rapture Forums 72 Comments [12/30/2008 7:30:53 AM]
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Quote# 54834

These people who do this need to go to someplace that don't belive in GOD,my suggestion is Irag,and bring our troops home who are fighting for these people right to act like idiots.The lawyer that filed this needs to be the first one on the boat.GOD is here now and forever,like it or leave,people like these turn my stomach.

John, WKYT 31 Comments [12/30/2008 6:28:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Mephistopheles
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Quote# 55184

Seeing how pro-abortion Obama is, it would be hilariously ironic if a baby assassinated Obama.

Chopin's Ghost, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [12/30/2008 6:13:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Jesse
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Quote# 55145

(Pat Robertson is "remarkably pleased" with Obama, but gives Bush a low grade as President)

Are we the only ones left who see the truth?

Joseph The Carpenter, RR 37 Comments [12/30/2008 6:05:02 AM]
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Quote# 54930

If God were a figment of man's imagination, wouldn't He have gone by the wayside like so many other stories/fantasies? The Jewish Pharisees understood this, and decided to leave the early Christians alone, reasoning that if their movement was of man, it would fade away on its own, but if it were of God, nothing they could do would ever stop it. That reasoning is still sound today.



[Even the 'real' Homer couldn't say something that stupid]

Homer in the 31st Century, Answer Bag 39 Comments [12/30/2008 6:03:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 55074

Just a few minutes ago I posted the same comments as this in another thread, that churches today teach about the "teddy bear" God. No one wants to hear about God's wrath and anger. I also posted that my brother who says he's born-again got in an argument with me about this. I mentioned in an email to him that God is angry and is going to pour out His wrath in the Tribulation and he said "Yeah, that's what I want to believe in, an angry God". What we want to believe in is immaterial. Just about everyone (believers and non-believers alike) is familiar with the stories of Moses and Noah. They know that God poured out great wrath on people in those times. Would these modern new age teachers have us believe that God has changed over the years, gotten more soft and cuddly? Woe to them!!

Tres Wright, RaptureReady 43 Comments [12/30/2008 5:47:15 AM]
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Quote# 54794

The problem with the atheist is that he doesn’t believe in his own quote-mined version of God. He has an image of God that doesn’t exist. He is only an atheist in his own mind.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's blog 49 Comments [12/30/2008 5:43:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivence
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Quote# 55202

When did God ever tell people to "murder" in the Bible? He commands them to "kill" other people for right reasons, but never murder. The two are very different things. If you are going to use the Bible to say God is immoral, than don't ignore the parts that says God is a righteous judge and the parts that says every man is an enemy of God and a child of wrath. What God did in the OT was not immoral at all. It's only "immoral" when you only scratch the surface of the text.

CmRoddy, Youtube comments 34 Comments [12/30/2008 5:18:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Voice of Logic
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Quote# 54830

[Paragraph breaks added for easier reading]

Once we stop seeing Christmas as a celebration of the birth of our savior, we begin the process of eliminating Him from our conscience precisely at the time we are meant to reflect on his presence.

Here's a little thought experiment. Imagine if tomorrow we began stopped calling chlorine, chlorine and instead called it "strawberry." Some people, not all, have fairly positive associations with the word strawberry, they like the flavor, the berries are cute, etc. I'm being a little silly here, but the truth of the matter is, some people might in error actually consume bleach. They might see the container sitting there and literally think it is full of strawberries and drink some. I think anyone can see the danger in that.

Like changing the name of chlorine to strawberry, when we change the name of Christmas to Holiday, we deny people the inherent implication that the day belongs to Christ. And for some, not all, we have allowed them another opportunity not to come to God and find salvation. In the end, we may actually being damning people to hell. And if even one person is at risk for an eternity of torment, I think anyone can agree that we need to protect them from that possibility.

BradJohnson, Conservapedia 57 Comments [12/30/2008 3:25:10 AM]
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Quote# 55285

Well, there was a big bang. Later there was a bunch of stars and planets, see? And on at least one planet there was oceans of gunky goo.

Some of the goo got zapped by lightning and stuff happened...and we got monkeys...and us!

That's evolution for dummies!

SumSam, RR 57 Comments [12/30/2008 3:25:00 AM]
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Quote# 55053

These people think that when they mock God and they don't get struck down by a lightning bolt that they can be even that much more bold in their mockery the next time because surely it proves He doesn't exist. Each time they raise the blasphemy up a notch. Turning the nativity into a scene of sexual perversion is really pushing the limit though. God is forever patient, He is giving them every opportunity to repent. Maybe some of them will, anything is possible. But for those that don't I'm reminded of Daniel 5:...
They're going to see the writing on the wall themselves, and they too will experience knocking knees and legs collapsing from under them. Can you imagine their shock when they realize the God that they have been mocking all this time IS real and DOES control everything? Imagine the most frightened you've ever been in your life and multiply that by ten!

Tres Wright, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [12/30/2008 3:24:47 AM]
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Quote# 55486

My sister was pregnant anf she aborted, I just found out and I don't know what to say or how to handle this.

Answer : WOW UR SISTER IS AN IDIOT! SHE JUST KILLED A PERSON! I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE LIKE HER! THEY MAKE OUR LIVES HORRIBLE! IGNORE HER!

Actress-Model-Singer-Dancer, Yahoo Answers 40 Comments [12/30/2008 1:48:20 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 55245

Most scientists do not accept evolution.

Kent Hovind is just one example of the many great scientific minds who have rejected this ungodly theory.

Soldier for Salvation, Y! Answers 82 Comments [12/29/2008 11:19:03 PM]
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Submitted By: atrasicarius
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Quote# 55073

The Left has been de-establishing that common moral underpinning since the Bolshevik Revolution. Academe carries that torch proudly. If they succeed and kill Christianity in this country, there will be no one to stop the radical Muslims from beheading each and every one of them.

Ghost of Philip Marlowe, Free Republic 27 Comments [12/29/2008 11:07:16 PM]
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Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 54949

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE READ THE BIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! IT ANSWERS EVERYTHING, AND IF YOU DONT BELIVE IT U HAVE NO SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~P1gdude, DeviantArt 96 Comments [12/29/2008 10:08:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Heather
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Quote# 54899

[on a proposal to teach voluntary religious education-equivalent classes in humanism in Victorian (Australia) primary schools.]

Where's the benefit in saying someone doesn't exist? Surely the next step is to attack those who say He does? This appears set to foster hatred of Christian churches and encourage bigotry and schoolyard bullying against other students, especially those participating in RE classes.

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THE humanist/atheist brigade will soon have the right to present its anti-God/anti-Christian doctrine in the religious education time slot in state schools.

I thought it already had its allotted sessions in the school science curriculum, where its evolutionist dogma is so forcefully entrenched that it prevents any other viewpoint from even being considered, let alone discussed.

Various, The AGE, letters section 28 Comments [12/29/2008 9:54:09 PM]
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Quote# 54867

[This is in response to the question should Evolution and Creationism be taught in school]


If you all want some answers to that question look up Richard Howard and talk to him about it. He is my Science professor at my college and he is a Strong Believer in Jesus. talk to him and he will answer your questions. but i think if one is taught so should the other one. but since school is to narrow sighted and cant see that they dont have an EQUALITY anymore


[See, this is the kind of student that a professor who's a Strong Believer in Jesus produces]

poohbear87903, Answer Bag 32 Comments [12/29/2008 9:42:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 55001

Several years ago one of the "chip" manufacturers did some research on where, on the human body, would be the best location for the chip. Consideration was accessibility, right skin temp, right electrical current in the body, ease of scan/transmission and a few other things.

And guesses on the results of the study?

Back of the hand or forehead.

Caver, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [12/29/2008 9:06:23 PM]
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Quote# 54945

(On cases where giving birth would kill the mother and/or the baby)

Having a premature baby is far different from having an abortion because the mother "will" die (in the doctors OPINION anyway). Trusting God is not murdering the wife, it's saying "we will obey God by not murdering our baby, and trust Him with the wife's life".

(later on)

I'm a mom to two young boys and my husband said he would never want to lose me, but both us and our church believe that murder is wrong for ANY reason. I don't know why this concept is so difficult for people...it's emotional for sure, but the Biblical commands are clear here so we just have to put our emotions in check and OBEY.

aussiemama (aka katyanne from teens4christ), AV1611 59 Comments [12/29/2008 7:27:07 PM]
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Quote# 55106

Homosexuality is not static more homosexuals change to hetersexuality then hetersexauls change to homosexuality there is research from all around the world that as homosexuals grow older they gravitate toward hetersexuality. God made male and females with freewill who become confused and hurt by their social circumstances

eezyone, Youtube 45 Comments [12/29/2008 6:50:23 PM]
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Quote# 54908

I think im going to start carrying a peice of bacon around with me.
and when some muslim store clerk is rude or just a jerk i will put the bacon in his hand when he reaches for the money.
Then as im leaving the store i will say stuff like.

O MAN ..i hope Allah lets you into paradise even yjo you touched pork.
o boy i hope you can still have 70 virgins..

turtle, RR 92 Comments [12/29/2008 4:37:45 PM]
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Submitted By: cc
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Quote# 54901

Animal husbandry at the universities throughout the world all require two different types of animals to procreate; one male and one female of the same species.
homosexuality is a sickness of the species!
If Jerry Brown likes to support people contaminating their penises with fecal material, then he has no logic and will be opposed should he run for governor.
We need leadership who actually can think. He is too old and thinks too much. I have no confidence in Sacremento government> Those folks can't think appropriately to govern.
Jerry, go to any cow barn to learn what is healthy sexuality and what is not! A college course in cow genetics might shed some light on your sexual confusion.
Even Linda Ronstadt knows what is right!
Didn't you take health classes in high school!

Wayne, Topix 48 Comments [12/29/2008 4:31:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Jax
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Quote# 55272

The story and history of cats is really quite fascinating. Some people may think cats evolved from dogs...but that's not really quite right. What actually happened was cats and dogs shared a common ancestor. Science calls this creature a "dat," as in, "what's dat?"

And then interestingly, when you go back in time even more, Dat evolved from an even earlier common ancestor, which evidently also split into pigs and cows and whales and bats and camels and apes eventually humans. This mystery creature was called "Blob." Now neither Dat nor Blob has been spotted in the fossil record as of yet, but none-the-less, he somehow split into all kinds of animals, one of which was cats.

Supersport, CARM 58 Comments [12/29/2008 4:17:51 PM]
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