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Quote# 55176

I think it's time for another holocaust. This time, instead of Jews, how about atheists. We urgently need to round up all atheists in the world and lead them to the chambers. Our world would be such a better place.

David, Mojoey's Deep Thoughts 81 Comments [12/28/2008 5:08:19 AM]
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Quote# 55276

The greedy retailers love A Christmas Carol, which is why they make sure it is aired hundreds of times on TV throughout December every year. A Christmas Carol ought to be called "The Retailers Gospel," because every Holiday Season America's retailers get filthy rich at Christmas time. The entire moral of the movie, A Christmas Carol, is to stop being greedy, spend that money, and splurge on everyone you know. When will the American people figure out that the greedy retailers are exploiting them? The Bible doesn't instruct believers to honor Christ's birth. Christmas is just another day.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior 38 Comments [12/28/2008 4:16:25 AM]
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Quote# 55261

Seeing how pro-abortion Obama is, it would be hillariously ironic if a baby assassinated Obama.

Chopin's Ghost, Rapture Ready 63 Comments [12/28/2008 4:10:24 AM]
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Submitted By: antipop
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Quote# 55115

What would i do if i found out one of my teenage daughters was an atheist, muslim or even worse 'christian'. I would send her to become unprogrammed at one of the churches of Scientology. If that doesn't work, i would drastically
beat it out of her, i will not have her become a member of a evil cult like religion and i have power of eternity over my two girls.

scientologistfather, Youtube 51 Comments [12/28/2008 3:59:48 AM]
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Quote# 54860

Sadly, many in the world of academics don't get into the profession to help people but to cheat people. They rob people of their humanity, their ability to think for themselves, their ability to question, and the like.

Pink Floyd wrote a song about the psychopathic academia cartel. "We don't need no education" is the result of being educated by the psychopathic academic cartel, in defense to protect their own humanity. What human being would submit to one of these psychopaths? Sadly, some do, and become abusers and cheaters themselves, and joining that mafia against humanity's freedom.

How do you yourself defend against the adademia cartel and resist their psycopathy? Do you give in and say you don't need no education? The best way to go about it is to drop any dealings with them, as doing so allows them to prey upon your mind and soul. Educate yourself and practice respect for your own mind and learning, and don't give your mind and soul to anyone else.

Annabelle (aka. Am), CARM 58 Comments [12/27/2008 11:42:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 54817

[Time for some old-fashioned RR gay bashin'!]

god__chick3: "We do care for homosexuals as fellow human beings but we dont have to accept their perversion as normal. God is the same before He made humans and He is the same today...He destroyed Sodom and Gommorah for sexual perversion so I dont think I'd toy with it. I am leaving it in His hands but I think you'd be wise to back away and let God be God and stop making excuses why a sin is okay for todays world."

Ort: "God's prohibition against homosexuality is not "ceremonial Law", but God's moral law which never changes. And you can't possibly tell me that these verses mean anything but what they mean. If anybody reads anything else into them, it's because they are desperately trying to validate perversion and sin. And because they can't do it in their minds, they love to point out how it doesn't really say that, or God didn't really mean that, etc."

Robert: "Homosexualtiy is a sin: or did God annul the judgmnent of sodom and gomorrah when Jesus came?
It's just as much a sin today, as it was in paul's day, and in Moses' day. God NEVER changed his mind on it. Not ONCE.
He simply changed with how he deals with us, due to Christ's sacrifice. We shouldn't mistake that for God 'softening up.'"

Author: "God does not bring Male and Male nor Female or Female together. At the very BEST 'if' and I use that loosely because I believe the bible screams that it goes further than that, homosexuality relates to ceremonial law, it's still fornication as a male/male female/female marriage is not valid in God's eyes. It's still sin, no matter which part you choose. Paul (that some person that says that 'law' was nailed to the cross) tells us to flee from fornication, period.
You are ignoring this goes beyond ceremonial law, but to not only moral law but NATURAL law. You can argue ceremony all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that Man has a penis, and women have a vagina. Sorry to be graphic but that's the way it is.
You can argue Leviticus as ceremonial all you want, but Romans Chapter 1 is clear that one of the consequences of rejecting the gospel, is to also reject the natural physical use of your body in sexuality. Paul saw no ceremonial law when he used the Greek word physikos."

Rapture Retards, RR 36 Comments [12/27/2008 10:21:58 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 54975

"Doesn't it bother you that you're using circular reasoning?"

You may very well see it that way, I do not. So, no, I have no concern....due to the fact I am relying on God's reasoning which is higher than that of man.

Here I Am, Godlike Productions 45 Comments [12/27/2008 10:19:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Viscount
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Quote# 54981

The purpose of sex education is get the kids hyped up to want sex. Then the kids can use the watered-down birth control pills and then they can get their abortions.

One of my sons friend gave my son hell for not being in church every week. This guy raped his sisters and then a few years later the sisters raped a 4 year old boy. They are all in prison and my son still doesn't go to church every week.

The government schools, like the government, do very few things right. All by design.

larsonstdoc, PrisonPlanet 67 Comments [12/27/2008 10:19:53 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 54853

Atheists wouldn't exist without Theists.

("Umm... yea, because the label would be useless. Wow, that was the shallowest deep thought i've ever had.")

Get used to it, your just starting to think again.

Try this, if God doesn't exist...why do Atheists come to Christian's you tube sites, and argue about him?

That would be like me going to a kids house, and telling him Santa was dead, and he isnt going to get any presents for Christmas because no one loves him.

I mean, what kind of motivation directs that?
I think philos71 may have hit the nail on the head with this video.

If God doesnt exist, why piss on the sheep?

BreshiBaraElohim, Youtube 61 Comments [12/27/2008 10:10:42 PM]
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Quote# 55340

[H. Caulfield:
As a sufferer of OCD, I must say that I am a bit horrified by the description of anxiety disorders as a "lack of faith". Anxiety disorders are the result of chemical imbalances, and, although they can be somewhat alleviated by faith, are not the result of a lack thereof.]


A fake name and irreligious liberal excuses? You're off to a great start. You may find it difficult to accept the truth presented by conservapedia, but we will not censor it because you do.

Rod Weathers, Conservapedia 60 Comments [12/27/2008 9:07:11 PM]
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Quote# 54965

[Regarding a comment "jesus is dead and remains dead. jesus is not god."]

The second proposition in that quote "Jesus is not God", interestingly, affirms God's existence.

Were I to say Eddie is not a tea kettle I affirm the reality of tea kettles. If that reality were not at least implicitly affirmed, the proposition would be a pointless absurdity.

What sense would it make to say Eddie is not X, when X represents something that isn't? Therefore, when you say Jesus is not God, you affirm God's being by saying he (God) is something that Jesus is not.

Why would you, or any rational person say Jesus is not something that isn't?

kreriver, News4Jax comments 60 Comments [12/27/2008 7:57:32 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Hadron
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Quote# 54816

God has the right to kill whomever He wants because all are sinners and have rebelled against His Lordship. If that offends you, too bad. You are a man, and God is GOD; He doesn't tolerate false religions, and His killing is not arbitrary, but rather a function of His justice against evil. And when God casts all of His enemies into the Lake of Fire on Judgment Day, the ol' "that's not fair" protest isn't going to get you very far.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 37 Comments [12/27/2008 7:56:17 PM]
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Submitted By: The Loser
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Quote# 54923

Who knows if Obama is another Luciferian. But one thing is for certain and that is that Obama is mentally deranged and psychotic.

George Yurich, CARM 41 Comments [12/27/2008 6:01:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 54798

If homosexuals are born that way, there must be some way of telling at the time of birth. I think that I am NOW Pro-Choice (Pro-Abortion) for gay fetuses at the time they are about to be born!

[And, in the next post...]

Do they get an erection when the doctor tries to reach in and pull them out, or when they see the doctor after they are born?(Male doctors, of course).

Boiler-Maker, Topix 51 Comments [12/27/2008 6:00:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 54848

Atheist propaganda comes in many forms. Of course those who propagate atheist propaganda will never admit that they do it. They will even try and convince people that there is no atheist propaganda which is what the posters on this thread are trying to do but in doing this they are taking part in an atheist propaganda campaign. That's the nature of propaganda. It's often very subtle like the serpent was.

killerangel, CARM 37 Comments [12/27/2008 5:07:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: L@@Ky
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Quote# 55054

If global warming and evolution were true, the Polar Bear would evolve to survive.

Cindy S., RR 60 Comments [12/27/2008 2:10:24 PM]
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Quote# 54755

Here are the top ten ways that liberals create atheists, particularly as part of schooling:

1. Exclude prayer. People can say whatever they want other than recite a prayer. Out of sight, out of mind.
2. Deny Hell. Logically, it would be no surprise if God punishes those who offend Him, but liberals won't admit it.
3. Promote materialism. Focus only on things you can touch, and before long that is all there is in your life.
4. Promote the theory of evolution and censor any criticism of it.
5. Strip away self-defense, mentally and physically.
6. Promote moral relativity.
7. Foster addiction.
8. Exaggerate achievements of atheists, and deny achievements inspired by faith.
9. Eliminate references to God in public life.
10. Deny how atheism leads to insanity, depression and worse.

Central to this inculcation of atheism is a denial of any bias in promoting it.

Aschlafly, Conservapedia 58 Comments [12/27/2008 1:44:59 PM]
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Quote# 54916

As a scientist, I can tell you guys that most of us don't believe in evolution.

Environmentalist, FSTDT 94 Comments [12/27/2008 10:45:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 54865

TV programming is almost always produced by those who have a worldview contrary to scripture. Even if you find a "good" show, the commercials are vile. To me, it seemed like I was allowing Satan direct access into my home to influence me, my wife, and my children. That access is coming to an end on December 23rd.

jgilberAZ, Fulfilled Prophecy 45 Comments [12/27/2008 10:45:38 AM]
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Quote# 54619

My duffel bags had barely touched the dorm room floor when two tennis teammates-to-be barged through the door with pitchers of beer in hand. It may have been the middle of the afternoon, but the party had already started. Girls and guys roamed the co-ed dorm, checking out their new surroundings. Classes started the next day, and I kid you not, I had neither pen nor paper. The first assignment in Great Works of Western Culture, a required freshman class, was to read the books of Genesis and Job. “Easy enough,” I thought, since I came from a Christian background and was familiar with the Bible. Imagine my disbelief when the professor and other students ridiculed the Bible and mocked God for the “stupid” way He dealt with mankind. I had never heard “"God” and “stupid” in the same sentence before! I was so stunned; I didn’t know what to say.

The night life was just as shocking. It was as if all moral restraint had been lifted from the campus. Drunkenness and sexual activity were seemingly everywhere. The overall scene brought to mind images of wanton sailors coming ashore at a foreign port of call. Surely this wasn't Stanford—it was Sodom!

Why was I so surprised by my introduction to college? After all, I had heard what college was like. I had already seen and experienced a taste of campus life on college recruiting visits. I was no potted plant—I had been out of my own backyard plenty of times.

But this was different…way different. I was now living full-time in the midst of a world diametrically opposed to the one I had grown up in—there would be no returning home to Mommy and Daddy every night. I would soon find out that an excellent upbringing coupled with academic and athletic success was no match for the maelstrom called college. The waters were baited, the sharks were circling…spiritual shipwreck loomed.

David Wheaton, Code Blue Rally website 77 Comments [12/27/2008 7:47:17 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo
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Quote# 54983

As for unbelievers, I have no doubt that we sound a bit touched in the head. But I imagine we'll sound a lot saner to them when we disappear right out of our clothes in front of them!

Jennifleur, RR 67 Comments [12/27/2008 4:07:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Kenny G
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Quote# 54843

I have studied 'evolution' and the evidence. The conclusion...evolution is an unsupported 'theory' put forth by a man who was limited in his (Darwin) research at the given time. The evidence now concludes far more intricate, intelligent than we ever imagined! Go to Institute for Creation Research...I have been to Dr. Morris's classes on 'creationism' and let me tell you, I would love to see the top 'evolution' professor refute the evidence! Praise God!

jcnmyhart, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [12/27/2008 3:52:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Wisp
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Quote# 55021

The structure of carbon back in the days of dinosaurs was different so Carbon dating cant actually be accurate.

Will Lanman, Facebook 69 Comments [12/27/2008 3:42:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Ben Loewen
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Quote# 54962

it is sin to practise any religion execpt Baptism.

And Catholics, your religion was proved to be false and the pope was proved to be a lier. Baptism was nothing to do with Catholicism.

Andre The Giant Gonzalez, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [12/27/2008 3:42:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Thejebusfire
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Quote# 54952

Rape and prostitution are mostly immoral in peacetime but can actually be very useful on the battlefield as proven by cat holic generals Franco and Pinochet. (ever played heroes of might and magic v? think of the horseshoe item) As long as the women are atheists or at least not catholics or at least not traditional catholics.

Of course I will fight a civil war. Some day, the intellectual christian elite must takes power, the jewi$h financial crisis clearly proves that.

Zealous Zeth, Christian forums 62 Comments [12/27/2008 3:29:43 AM]
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