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Quote# 54896

I love MY CHILDREN--- well lovebaz--- I will just burst your bubble---they were not the fruit of your womb, therefore YOU are not their mother.They will be concious all their lives of the amputee syndrom, MISSIMG THEIR REAL MUM,this will be part of each developmental stage of the psyche, and it has tsunami effects during teen years.

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Adoption is the rape of the soul, and education effective education, throughout the western world, coming from the FORGOTTEN MOTHERS OF LOSS TO ADOPTION, and the adoptees of this world, speaking with righteous authority,and validated by academic research from the worlds top psychologists in adoption.Adoption should be banished to the annals of history,like Lincoln did with slavery. Every child born into this world is a GIFT FROM GOD,and a gift to the nation born into, and a gift to the community, and A LIVING TREASURE TO THE NATURAL FAMILY, chosen of God. Psalm 139.

Anonymous, RHReality Check 98 Comments [12/24/2008 4:06:55 PM]
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Quote# 54702

Question: What experience have you had that made you think there is a God? And what experience have you had that made you think there is no God?


Answer: Experience? EXPERIENCES! Far, far too many to even begin to list.

And I have never, never even experienced anything that would have me think or believe there is no God! It's inconceivable to me.

And I am not a "thumper", by any stretch.




[With a powerful testimony like that...I'm convinced!]

Anonymous, Answer Bag 31 Comments [12/24/2008 3:39:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 54662

[regarding evidence of geocentric theory, and how Garvan "Observes" and "Tests" "EVERYTHING".]

First read the hypothesis:
"The sun also rises, and the sun goes down, And hastens to the place where it arose." (Ecc 1,5)

Now conduct the observation:
Sit out on your front doorstep and watch the sun as it moves over the sky.

Now analyse your findings:
The observation reflects the given hypothesis, THEREFORE the hypothesis is TRUE.

Garvan, The Garvanian 47 Comments [12/24/2008 3:19:09 PM]
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Submitted By: EmFinn
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Quote# 54824

(Atheistic nations (Japan, Norway, Sweden etc) have much less crime than the United States.)

That doesn't prove anything. All it says, is that where there is a force for good, there will be a force for evil fighting it. If the entire country is part of the evil force, they aren't going to be evil to one another.

TheAmazingBeliever, YouTube 80 Comments [12/24/2008 3:16:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 54812

1) The only moment that exists is the now.

2) Since the only moment that exists is the now, previous moments don't exist.

3) The property of existence is occurance in the present tense.

4) The past never existed.

5) All we have are memories and relics of past moments.

6) Where there is not memory or documentation of past moments, these moments cannot be verified.

Evolution requires both memory and documentation of past moments to be claimed as fact. If you ask me, evolution is so full of holes that scientists have to make up information to fill in the holes. The validity and verification of past moments decreases the further back they go.

Annabelle (aka. Am), CARM 64 Comments [12/24/2008 3:11:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda
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Quote# 54820

If I could, I'd run to Him, throw my arms around His neck and shower Him with kisses. As it is, I fall on my knees at all sorts of times of the day and tell Him of my love for Him. I ask Him all the time how I can find ways to show Him I love Him all day long. I will spontaneously throw kisses upward at Him as I'm driving, or sitting here, or worshiping Him in song. I spend hours a day searching for Him in His Word to me. I can't get enough of Him. :)

Valerie, Rapture Ready 143 Comments [12/24/2008 12:08:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus
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Quote# 54745

[Is this one really fair to attribute only to liberals? At my college, which is predominantly conservative, the College Republicans were extremely rude to Cindy Sheehan when she came to speak, and in a way that was grossly underhanded and spiteful.]

How can you be so sure these were Republicans, and not Liberals out to make Conservatives look bad by underhand means?

Bugler, Conservapedia 52 Comments [12/24/2008 6:56:48 AM]
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Quote# 54741

[regarding an opinion of an atheist that using the Bible to support pro-life is silly]

"This is one out of thousands of cases of an atheist cherry-picking verses out of the Bible without looking at the whole picture in order to make the Christian worldview look obscene. Meanwhile, the same person bashing Christianity is defending a man (Obama) who thinks stabbing babies in the head, (partial birth abortion) and even abortions up to 8 weeks after birth is some kind of natural liberty that women should not only enjoy, but have fellow tax payers pay the bill."

highboy, Pro-Life Voice 53 Comments [12/24/2008 5:49:13 AM]
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Quote# 54876

Two fags wearing rings is just another example of the "liberalism" that does not mind the genocide of millions of babies, of the borders being "open", of the monkey that is going to shit in the White House soon, of the weenie candy asses who are afraid of the Second Amendment, and of the cowardice in fighting terror. Those who support any type of liberalism support the whole.

CONSERVATIVE HERO, Free Conservatives 62 Comments [12/24/2008 5:44:32 AM]
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Quote# 54839

The American Founding Fathers considered the existence of the Creator as the most fundamental premise underlying all self-evident truth. They felt a person who boasted he or she was an atheist had just simply failed to apply his or her divine capacity for reason and observation.

Homesick777, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [12/24/2008 4:48:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Wisp
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Quote# 54933

The existance of DNA alone is proof of Intelligent Design. DNA is information (instructions) on how to build and operate every part of a CREATure. Information comes only from intelligence. Nature doesn't produce information. There's no known example of information arising by natural means. It does not happen, and you can't cite an example because none exists. Furthermore, DNA's information packed with algorythms.? Nature does not produce algorythms either! Only an intelligent agent can do so!

NephilimFree, Youtube 45 Comments [12/24/2008 3:18:04 AM]
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Quote# 54775

Mother Teresa completed some 500+ missions for raising charitable donations for the sick, poor, schools, dwellings, those with HIV, and won the Nobel peace? prize for her altruism that reflects her true work. The only real opposition to her work is from a devout anti-theist with an agenda to destroy God - Christopher Hitchens. His claims against her are subjective at best with no independent verification of his claims. It on;y took other anti-theists to jump on this erroenous bandwagon against Mother Teresa, tarnishing her name and work. Whether Hitchens is right or wrong about Mother Teresa's proselytizing is not as important as what she did with her conviction. It is the actions that she did that define her.

Cypherus21, Youtube 34 Comments [12/24/2008 2:56:37 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Quote# 54677

*Pro-life policies likely Obama targets.*

I'm sure they will be, them and many more babies are his target for death.
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The number of abortions could be reduced also by following Obama's idea of giving birth and then disposing of the baby into the dirty laundry.
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This issue is upseting to me. It should not even be an issue.

However, we've got what we've got and have to find ways, such as listed above, to help educate. Herein lies another problem, though. I personally do not want the public schools teaching my 9 year old children how to roll a condom on a banana. I think it's the parents' rights and responsibilties to educate their own children in whatever means they see fit. Unfortunately, though, some will never be told anything, if that were the case. It's sad, truly.

Another thing I take issue with is that none of us can agree on when life begins anyway. Right here on this board you might find that some believe it begins at conception and will use no chemical birth control to harm that. Others will say that it begins at implantation, so all birth control methods are an option. Others may even say that life begins at viablility, which is changing everyday with the advances in medical science. Others may say it begins at birth. Some say life begins at 21 (j/k). None of us, even among Christians (among Baptists, even), agree on when life begins, so how could we even begin to unite and find an alternative to abortion, outside abstinence?
This is a matter that requires fervent prayer!

many, BB 31 Comments [12/24/2008 2:42:14 AM]
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Quote# 54784

It was discovered about 2 weeks ago that we as a race did not conform to the Galaxy but that the galaxy conformed to us. so evolution has thus been proven by the scientist to be wrong. Made a big splash in the science world. Sorry to have to break the bad news to you.

dlk1956, Y! answers 57 Comments [12/24/2008 2:35:35 AM]
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Quote# 54782

AMEN, Brother Nigelio3, A 5* comment!
People, Christian charity is Not about Peace Love and Joy of humanistic materialism, but the obedience to GOD's Law as found in the Bible. Women are naturally the more conservative gender. But when they pursue the selfish madness of Greed Revenge Extortion Animosity Treason they become followers of satanic G.R.E.A.T.ness causing men to seek and find physical pleasure among each other.

This "Gay" issue is Not about marriage or equality, but is the satanic war against All christian societies that help humanity reach for the Divine Holiness of Eternal Love. And I might be the only gay guy in the world to understand this.

zekretzpy, YouTube 36 Comments [12/24/2008 2:25:00 AM]
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Quote# 54689

(Love letters from God indeed...)

Illiterate goat herding fiction writers

We hear that charge frequently from atheists and agnostics, but that charge
only illustrates their ignorance of the Bible and/or their hatred of it and Him.

But in the Bible, we have 66 separate letters of love from God Himself, authored
by approximately forty people over 1,500 years.

These documents combine to form an intricately woven, progressive narrative
of His presence in our lives and His love for us. They contain hundreds of
prophecies, fulfilled and soon to be fulfilled.

Following are just a handful of those prophecies, all related to the life of Christ.

How did these "illiterate goat herding fiction writers" manage such detail and
connectivity across 66 books and hundreds of years?

ATYCLB, RR 38 Comments [12/24/2008 2:22:45 AM]
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Quote# 54710

the bible says that the worls will come to an end when the fish in the sea start washing up on shore dead and women dress as men and men dress as women… now they are allowed to marry one another. hmmmm… the world is a nasty place as this is proof. we have gays fighting to wed one another and they are winning. go ahead obama…. do away with this retarded allowance.

kathy, Shofar, So Good 22 Comments [12/24/2008 2:12:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Julia
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Quote# 54719

I believe the majority of Darwinist arguments are based on lack of Testability, Observability and Conceptual Falsifiability.

Darwinism is the blind faith that there is no Design.

You guys just close your eyes and pray its all by chance.

BreshiBaraElohim, Youtube 37 Comments [12/23/2008 11:08:31 PM]
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Quote# 54671

that is the problem with many of the other religions out there. They feed you all this crap that is not true.

Jesus can be with you only if you come to him...and he is not going to come down and be with you literally.

Things happen to humans because we live in an unperfect world. We have killers, rapers, etc. And why do we have those? Because Satan challenged God, saying that humans would come to adore him and praise him like a God. In truth, most of humanity has done this since that very day.

By following the world and all its wrong doings, you are actually on the devil's side. Even a small cursing word has you against God. So think about this seriously. Even those of us who are seen high in the eyes of the lord will have a hard time surviving the apocalypse, so what makes you think a sinner who did not repent have a chance?

No, people, the time to change your lives has come.

Quetzalcoatl, Serenes Forest Fire Emblem Message Board 32 Comments [12/23/2008 11:06:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Blue
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Quote# 54705

Hey -- I know what they could do in China.....since there's now a shortage of girls, all they have to do is start forcing those transexual operations on society and turning some of their unwanted/unneeded male population into "females." Just chop off the manhood, stick a wig on its head and call it a girl. All atheists see is the physical anyway...the atheist commies won't know the difference.....and the "good" news is it can't get pregnant.

supersport, CARM 66 Comments [12/23/2008 11:00:36 PM]
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Quote# 54771

(On god killing people in the Bible)

First, what authority says He doesn’t have the right? Reality? How does “reality” dictate what rights a creator has over their creation? YOU say reality says so, but how? Second, you are also pointing out your own contradiction. A woman has a right to kill her child (abortion) but God does not? Further, what moral authority besides what you say is “reality” are you appealing to that stipulates a woman has that right?

As for my perception of religion, I’m not sure what you mean. I don’t practice a religion I love someone and do my best to express it. (Jesus)

Highboy, Pro-Life Voice 39 Comments [12/23/2008 10:43:36 PM]
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Quote# 54904

Thats the problem with atheistism,its so damned depressing.Basically says,your fucked so get used to it.

Jason7463, Youtube 72 Comments [12/23/2008 8:46:11 PM]
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Quote# 54761

Praise Jesus! I was visiting a Chrisitian bookstore this afternoon, when all of a sudden I heard it! I heard the mighty trumpet of Jesus, blowing loud and hard, calling all Christians home. It was as if I had been struck by lightning! I dropped the book I was perusing, stood stock still with my arms pointed skyward and said "YES LORD!". The shopkeep and the two other people in the shop looked at me as if I was insane. Turns out they knew something I didn't. The 1:45 fright train crosses the road every day at that time, and usually blows it's whistle when it's going through the intersection. I was sooo embarassed! But hey, at least I know I'll be ready when the real one comes! I'd rather be a bit embarrassed than unsaved!!

Praise HIM!!!!!!!!!!

One_LoVe, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [12/23/2008 8:16:35 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.
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Quote# 54779

The Judeo Christian Tradition is from where all morality and true justice derive. Good soldiering requires adherence to a strict moral code, else our military would have long ago devolved into anarchy and the barbaric practice reminiscent of other pagan or amoral cultures. The American military would not hold that reputation so well earned over two centuries, were not the Judeo-Christian Traditions central in its doctrine of moral conduct.

All of Western civilization owes its birth, its liberty, its jurisprudence, and its prosperity and longevity to the Catholic Church, and the Christian moral code, without which no semblance of the above attributes would have risen from the rubble that was the old Roman Empire. That is not my opinion, but historical fact.

I have no intention of arguing Catholic apologetics with you, not wanting to cast pearls before swine. I long ago discovered atheists comprise the most closed of all intellects, while the irony is they claim to have enlightened minds.

Moreover, the typical arguments the atheist conjures involve circular logic and the disproval of negatives.

TCH, Free republic 37 Comments [12/23/2008 8:07:22 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 54773

Why do so many people nail thier own coffins?
Let's plat out a scenario:

You are on a plane and it is a long flight. There are no windows, and you are convinced you are only five feet above the ground, even though there is no way to tell. You know that eventually, you will jump out of the plane, but your not sure exactly when. The stewardess comes to you and says "Would you like a parachute?"
"No thank you, the ground is not far."
"But sir... when you jump out you will need it... We are 50000 feet up..."
"No thank you, I say! Prove to me we are high in the air, and I will take it!"
"But it's free... you don't need to do anything, just..."
"Stop pushing your parachute on me!! I said no!!"

The stewardess walks away confused. You are proud that you have sacrificed your parachute to assert that without scientific proof you were in the air, you would not be convinced.

Eventually the time comes to jump out of the plane, and as your falling, you realize you are much farther up than you had thought, and wishing you had a parachute but it is too late now.

This makes no sense right? Then why do atheists make this decision every day?

Outlaw, Yahoo Answers 92 Comments [12/23/2008 8:02:42 PM]
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