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Quote# 34665

What a lot of heterosexuals do is just as evil and corrupt. I even heard a "heterosexual" claim he was turned on by watching two girls going at it! The guy is nothing but a creep. Such practices are what have brought homosexuality out of the closet. Magazines, books, pictures and movies are just excuses to be immoral. It's all down hill from the Romper Room days....

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 67 Comments [2/7/2008 10:19:37 PM]
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Submitted By: David G
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Quote# 34662

I will now prove the existence of God. When you think about how the universe got here, you find that there are only 3 possibilities
1) It always existed
2) it created it self from nothing
3) God created it
The first choice is stupid because that would mean time always existed and if time always existed, that would mean the universe would have to go through an infinite amount of time to get to this period in time, and that is simply not possible. The second choice is stupid because it goes against the first law of thermodynamics. This leaves us with only one feasible choice, God created the heavens and the earth, and you had better figure who he is and what he wants.

Kenthovindiscool, http://www.thewaythetruth.com 73 Comments [2/7/2008 8:41:23 PM]
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Quote# 34655

I think you need to study your history. The crusades were not about Christian aggression. They were about the last time the Muslims tried to take over the world and the crusaders stomped their butts back into the sand for nearly a thousand years.

yogi3939, Rapture Ready 70 Comments [2/7/2008 10:38:25 AM]
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Submitted By: xplicit_UK
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Quote# 34653

Yes, it does matter. Simply, if you cannot muster the faith to believe Genesis 1:1, you cannot have the faith to believe John 3:16 or Rom 10:13. The Bible is either completely true or completely false.

The myth of evolution is merely another lie concieved by the father of lies to turn people away from the Bible and decieve them.

This is why we absolutley must contend for the entire Word of God - we cannot move on any little part. When we do move, we're allowing the devil to win.

[By the way, when I went to the site, it tried to run some program on my computer. Might be dodgy, might not be, I don't know. But since it's Randy's site, I thought it best to tell it to piss off.]

Our good mate Brother bloody Randy, T4C of course! 62 Comments [2/7/2008 7:44:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucan
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Quote# 34648

[A mock-up for the new version for Ubuntu Linux is presented, and someone who dislikes it suggests black taskbar colors instead. Enter 'funditude'..]

No, black no. Black is the color of sin and the color of demons. I has a very bad influence. Brown is another negative color. It best to use the divine colors, like the color of the rainbow.

Leomelo, Ubuntu Linux Forums 73 Comments [2/7/2008 6:29:54 AM]
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Quote# 34644

777: if you fly on a plane do you ever wonder if the pilot and copilot are both Christains?

sundertheshadows: It has been rumored that they have one Pilot Christian and one athiest or agnostic so when the rapture happens the athiest or agnostic can fly the plane.

777: sounds good to me

Various, Yahoo! Answers 99 Comments [2/7/2008 4:14:30 AM]
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Quote# 34640

[Talking about biblical stories of stars hitting the earth]

If the stars are just hydrogen and only a little heavy elements then fine. When they came close or hit our planet they would leave less of a hole.

Robert Byers, IIDB 66 Comments [2/7/2008 1:55:39 AM]
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Submitted By: LazyJones
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Quote# 34632

Everytime "science" (which is falsely called so), "discovers" something new, evolutionists have to go back and change some parts of one of their theories. Amazingly enough, no scientific discovery has ever caused Biblical creationists to have to change their stand.

'Brother' Josh, Brother Josh Blog 70 Comments [2/7/2008 1:17:42 AM]
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Submitted By: letsbegods
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Quote# 34631

Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills. [on causes of the Columbine High School massacre, 1999]

Tom Delay, Wisdom Quotes 78 Comments [2/6/2008 10:00:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Eileen
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Quote# 34603

The point is, people might have thought twice before coming up with garbage if there was some kind of deterrent to heretical nonsense.

Like a hot poker.

mschrank, Catholic Answers Forums 59 Comments [2/6/2008 6:25:35 PM]
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Quote# 34612

You are wrong because you are trying to establish an understanding without GOD's WORD as the guide. You are applying YOUR logic.

LittleNipper, christianforums.com 37 Comments [2/6/2008 6:24:39 PM]
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Submitted By: jackrabbit
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Quote# 34609

"The tiresome 'scientists support evolution' line is not very meaningful. Most folks who use 'scientists' in this context are referring to denizens of the Ivory Tower, often with a PhD after their names in relation to some academic field that is considered a science."

anonymous, Wikipedia: "Level of support for evolution" discussion board 48 Comments [2/6/2008 5:16:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Natalie
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Quote# 34613

And yet, whenever I ask an atheist to show some evidence of science contradicting the Bible, they can't do it.

Actually, I take that back. The Bible has contradicted science in the past.

When the commonly held science of the day said that the Earth is flat, the Bible said it is a sphere.

When the commonly held science of the day said that the Sun revolves around the Earth, the Bible said that the Earth revolves around the Sun.

As strange as it may be to believe, as recently as the late 19th century, science held that there could not be more than a hundred or so stars in the sky, but the Bible said that there are so many stars that man cannot count them all.

So, I guess, in a sense, the Bible does contradict science.

Mike McK, Christian Forums 88 Comments [2/6/2008 1:50:15 PM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 34598

[A comment to an article about a prehistoric shark found from Shizouka, Japan.]

As we get closer and closer to end times and the resurrection of the church, I expect we will see more and more evidence proving evolution to be a myth.

ImaSaved1, Teens-4-Christ 54 Comments [2/6/2008 11:28:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Radiant Dragon
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Quote# 34599

Maybe you want to repleace my Þåliga English teacher then. This is the reason why everyone should speak Latin...

Anyway, that they where homosexuals are petty much irrelevant, they where pagans and they created the ungodly system of democracy while Israel where ruled by ruled by a holy dictatorship. It's clear that God is against democracy, and the Church has never supported this foolish system.

Suecianus, Christian Forums 62 Comments [2/6/2008 11:27:44 AM]
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Quote# 34560

[christ ambassador claims responsibility for the Giants winning the superbowl]

I prayed to the LORD for a victory to prove that he answers prayers.

I made that deal with him. Now I have to fulfill my part and show that the LORD answers prayers. I had NO money on the game, I don't bet nor do I think Christians should.

that being said, My witness is this...Jesus answered my prayer and I plan to use that as a witness for the REST OF MY LIFE!!!!


WE Giants are the champs!!!!!

christ ambassador, Rapture Ready 90 Comments [2/6/2008 4:40:30 AM]
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Quote# 34600

TAXING VIOLATES GOD'S LAW, 'THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!" NOT ONLY IS IT SINFUL TO COLLECT OR RECEIVE TAXES, IT IS ALSO SINFUL TO WILLINGLY PAY TAXES!

Ned, Jesus on Taxes Website 134 Comments [2/6/2008 4:39:55 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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Quote# 34582

[There is no evidence for a creator.]

You wanna see evidence?

Look in the mirror. Take a biology class. Look at your wife and compare her to your child (if you have any)....Look at the human fucntions and how EVERYTHING in the body comes together to produce something beautiful. It could not form itself...which ironically is the basis of science.

And has science come up with an explanation as to how and why we think and form thoughts. Why we have a conscience. What about our souls? How do they work, where are they formed? Beleiving in the Bible and religion is one thing, but you really can't dispute a creator.

[There is no such thing as a soul.]

WAIT A MINUTE! You cant say that we dont have souls. That is ridiculous. You dont have to be religious to understand that all humans have souls. Even Aristotle makes that claim....Is there anyone else here who doesnt believe humans have souls. How do we think. How do we perceive and make decision. What drives us. What keeps us alive. If it were only our organs we'd be zombies. What helps us decide right from wrong and then chose either or? Come on even atheists should know that we have souls!

downwv, Craig's List Atheism Forum 67 Comments [2/6/2008 3:48:32 AM]
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Quote# 34585

[Anonymous fundie giving feedback on AIG's "educational" material]

I just wanted to write to you and let you know how well used your DVD’s are in my home. For Christmas we gave our son … (age 4) the Children’s DVD package. Since then, almost daily, he will ask to watch “Dinosaurs - Genesis and the Gospel”. Not only will he watch it, he and his sister…(age 6) will be riding in the car and quoting from it. One of his favorite lines is: “When someone says millions of years, Ask them, Were you there?”

[and Ken Ham is wondering...]

It is sad that the militant atheists like Richard Dawkins actually call this “a kind of child abuse”—yet, such secularists want millions of children taken through a public education system where they are indoctrinated to believe in naturalism–atheistic philosophy.

Ken Ham, Ken Ham Blog at AIG 52 Comments [2/6/2008 1:09:54 AM]
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Submitted By: LazyJones
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Quote# 34565

People that claim to have intellectual problems with the Bible really just have sin problems.

Saved-By-Grace, CBH 57 Comments [2/6/2008 12:44:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 34583

A few nights ago, I was putting my 6 year old daughter to bed and I told her the story of 2 monkeys. 1 DID NOT believe in God. The other did. So they had this crazed conversation where the monkey that did not believe in God came up with this CRAZYY story about how billions and billions of years ago, out in the middle of nowhere, before their were planets or stars, or ANYTHING, their was this HUGE explosion from these crazy galactic gases that pretty much made the universe that we live in now. The universe runs with seemless perfection. And little tinsee tiny cells became bigger and bigger and then they swam and then they walked and then they got smarter and smarter... and thats where that dumb monkey thought we all came from.

She looked at me and without hesitation asked " thats stupid.. where did the gas come from?" I'm proud to say that my little girl has a God given wisdom that exceeds that of an "educated" fool such as Richard Dawkins.

Matthew 18:3 " Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven." -Jesus Christ

598898, Craig's List Atheism Forum 66 Comments [2/6/2008 12:39:55 AM]
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Quote# 34563

Oh, I know! Pick me!
Ya see (Now this is just an opinion), people DON'T believe in creation because they DON'T want to. They know it makes sense, but they do not want to follow rules that God wants them to. Basically, admitting that someone created you would mean: 1. No more parties 2. No more 'common (Swears)' language 3. For some people a total attitude change. And, over all, 'no fun.' People want to believe evolution because there are NO rules to evolution. Do you know how blessed we are to be Christians at a young age? To think of all the hurt we would have caused our Great, Almighty Creator just makes me literally feel sick!

Natasha, CBH 56 Comments [2/5/2008 10:12:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 34556

At what point in time did it become so popular and of utter importance, to teach a child how to use their IMAGINATION? I hear this said all the time. "It's good for him to learn how to use his imagination."

Doesn't that go completely again;
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Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ;

2 Corinthians 10:5

Disney is probably one of the most evil weapons used against children. Think about it. Nearly every movie has either witches, magic, a fairy, voodoo, a dragon, a sauceror, magic spells, etc. They captivate the minds of children and plant wild imaginings into them. Which goes totally against God's Word.

I live in FL. My husband, as well as friends have all worked at Disney World. They call it, "The Rat." Disney is evil. Did you know that most of the workers there are gay/lesbian? Uh huh. Prince Charming and Alladin are... a couple.

PLease dear ones, if you have children, pray hard asking for much wisdom and discernment. Satan is so cunningly clever, so deceptive. He may even appear as an angel of light. Be on guard! The World teaches exactly opposite of what God's Holy Word instructs. In the world, but NOT OF IT.

Glory, Rapture Ready 98 Comments [2/5/2008 9:02:57 PM]
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Quote# 34570

[regarding Barack Obama]

He was born a muslim and die a muslim, I was born a catholic and die a catholic, practicing a religion is a different issue, religion is genetic.

proudliberal, IIDB 91 Comments [2/5/2008 7:47:37 PM]
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Submitted By: xplicit_UK
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Quote# 34554

A man accused of killing his wife told police that he was trying to exorcise a demon from her, when the devil entered his body and caused her to die.

Authorities had found her body at their home, wrapped in a bed sheet with a cross and sword on top of it.

60-year-old Jan David Clark, of Odessa, Texas, was arrested over the death.

Jan David Clark, metro.co 43 Comments [2/5/2008 5:36:16 PM]
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