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Quote# 35561

[In response to the question " How would you react if your god was irrefutably proven not to exist?"]

I no longer have to worry about that since science can now prove that the God Yahweh exists. The same can't be said about all other gods.

the chosen one, yahoo! answers 55 Comments [2/27/2008 9:53:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Grabe
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Quote# 35547

you have got to understand that darwins theory...was highjacked by others.

darwin said his ideas were stolen and turned into a scientific religion.

darwin was just thinking out loud at the wonder of life and the universe...

riedhied, IMDB : Philosophy and Religion 43 Comments [2/27/2008 8:10:23 PM]
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Submitted By: AlFresco
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Quote# 35550

Circle of Earth doesn't defy a Flat Earth.

A Flat Earth is not a cube or square, but a disc, with the "North" Pole in the center, thus any navigation by compass would not contradict our notion of a spherical Earth.

And it is no laughing matter. There is a worldwide conspiracy perpetuating the myth of a spherical Earth.

Thankfully, there are a select few who haven't been silenced by the Government. There is a website and forum attempting to open peoples' eyes with thorough explanations for the phenomena most people have never questioned.

EnCrypto, Christian Forums 83 Comments [2/27/2008 7:08:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Gaara of the Sand
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Quote# 35552

I love Kent Hovind. He is wonderful, smart and handsome.
His website is right on.
I love his $250,000 offer to evolutionists. The evolutionists claim he wants the "big bang" demonstrated, but he said and I heard him that ANY proof will do.

Produce a fossil...

Evolutionists conventiently forget the law of biogenesis which demonstrates life cannot create itself.

There are no fossils and if anyone thinks so, he is deceived. If there were, the evolutionists would not have tried their Peltdown man trick.

[Are you talking about Kent Hovind the creationist trickster, the one with the fake "Doctorate" from an online college???? Yeah, riiight, when I want to fantasize about a man, I just visualize Kent Hovind and then one of his moronic comments....excuse me I am not feeling well...*runs to restroom*.....]

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and if you don't think Kent Hovind is an attractive and totally gorgeous male,then you are not beholding him.

I watch him on Carl Baugh and he is handsome. What a doll!

He does not have a fake doctorate. In the recent email i got from his ministry, he said there are over a thousand websites against him, which is good for him since Jesus said woe unto us when all men speak well of you.

ilwjc, Christian Forums 87 Comments [2/27/2008 6:21:34 PM]
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Submitted By: POSW
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Quote# 35546

[Topic: Is Gum-Chewing Sinning?]


Let's Say your chewing gum in class when one of the rules clearly states "NO gum-chewing."
Would That be considered a Sin? I want to say no but when I really think about it this is what I came up with

1. God Thought of the principle [or however he plans babies]
2. Parents Gave birth to Principle
3. Principle went to school to be principle
4. became principle
5. Came up with no gum-chewing rule.

Since God guides us [or at least trys to with everyone] in everything we do. he must have guided him to do that
So disobeying the one who came up the rule [who God created and guided] would be disobeying God... right??

cgbigbird, Christian Teen Forums 66 Comments [2/27/2008 5:59:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Mysterious Gary
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Quote# 35553

Someone that does not believe in God has no morals and is nothing but an incompetent person. It would be my pleasure to kill off every atheist person that lives in this country.

*BannedUser*, Live QnA 74 Comments [2/27/2008 4:54:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Fizz
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Quote# 35525

[On an issue of abortion, someone posted a letter of someone who derived their opinion that abortion should be regulated, not completely banned, for cases like rape, incest, and that people shouldn't impose religious morals on an entire country]

"*bangs head on desk* he must believe in the whole 'separation of church and state' carp"

Nutmeg2k3, ChristianTeenForums 73 Comments [2/27/2008 4:44:30 PM]
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Submitted By: MarieChan
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Quote# 35531

I know what you mean. I'm still waiting for evolution to get enough evidence to warrant it being called a serious topic in a science class.

Beccaria, Hannity 43 Comments [2/27/2008 4:00:10 PM]
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Quote# 35536

It is very sad that "the scientists" always attribute the earthquakes to the" underwater faults rim..blah blah" TOTALLY discarding that THE GOD(we know)WHO CREATED the UNIVERSE and the planet earth IS SPEAKING also thru this multiple earthquakes and CALLING people to STOP and CONSIDER....to no avail seems to me....
9/11 and The Tsunami have come and gone and people JUST DON'T CARE...where is the SO CALLED REVIVAL of REPENTANCE and RETURN to GOD that many PREACHERS have been TRUMPETING for so long???

roberto49, RaptureReady 68 Comments [2/27/2008 2:40:05 PM]
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Quote# 35540

It seemed back in the 1980s that every pastor was preaching on the Rapture. Now...not so much. I see this as a sign that we are even closer!

Waiting..., Rapture Ready 60 Comments [2/27/2008 2:32:43 PM]
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Quote# 35541

[When asked what evidence he has, outside of the Bible, for the non-existence of various cultures before the Flood]

None --- I don't do that kind of extra-Biblical research. It's not my thing. Outside of the Bible, I'm disarmed and disoriented.

AV1611VET, ChristianForums.com 63 Comments [2/27/2008 12:20:12 PM]
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Submitted By: Horsefeathers
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Quote# 35524

I saw on TV once that 99% of people who claim to be an atheist, can not pass a lie detector test when asked, "Do you believe in God?"

I also read that most who claim to be an atheist, had a very poor (if not bad) relationship with their earthly father while growing up. Therefore, because they never felt loved and accepted by their earthly father, whom they SEE... have extreme difficulty in perceiving how this Heavenly invisible Father could possibly give 2 cents about them.

SO, I decided to put this information to the test.

Whenever someone tells me they are an atheist, I look them square in the eye and say;

"You know, studies have proven that 99% who claim to be an atheist, can't pass a lie detector test."

They usually grin at me, but nervously.

THEN I SAY;

I also read that most never felt loved by their dad's. So it's hard for them to believe that they have a Father in Heaven who loves them unconditionally.

By this time, they look serious.

Then I ask,

"Do you feel loved and accepted by your dad?"

And at that moment brothers and sisters, you see the pain in their eyes.

So don't believe them when they say they don't believe in God. Try to get to the heart of the matter. Some so-called ex-atheist I once knew are now totally in love with Jesus! HALLELUJAH!!!!

glory, raptureready 127 Comments [2/27/2008 9:16:31 AM]
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Quote# 35538

I saw that report on a streamer on Fox and that a tsunami warning was issued and then cancelled. Hmmm, wonder if all the quakes that have occured in this region over the past 2 years have anything to do with Indonesia having the largest Islamic population of any nation on Earth? Maybe God is trying to get their attention, and I pray that every Muslim gets to hear the Gospel of Jesus Christ at least once before it's too late.

AnnOdom44, RR 45 Comments [2/27/2008 6:35:07 AM]
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Quote# 35528

Secularism is a religion. Ask any athiest. Their veins explode, which is evidence that you've offended their god. Agnostics are just people who can't make up their mind, kind of like a shopper at wal-mart who takes 20 minutes to park because he refuses to park anywhere other than the spot closest to the store. America's new "golden calf" is money and socialistic crusades. And America will go down with it, just like Rome. Good riddance.

Dan, ABC News Political Blogs 54 Comments [2/27/2008 5:47:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Seabhag
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Quote# 35530

[Most bizarre reason not to vote for Obama?]

[Talking about a picture of Obama in a tunic, comparing it to Muslim head-coverings...]

These women HAD to wear the headresses because they were in an Islamic country where it is forbidden for women to be in public with their head uncovered.

If Obama becomes our president we American women may eventually have to wear these!

yeshuasavedme, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [2/27/2008 3:11:40 AM]
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Quote# 35519

evolution. if you believe we evolved, than a child is nothing. WE are nothing. we're just a piece of protoplasm that washed up on the beach millions of years ago.

thats why I am so opposed to the evolutionary theory

ChrisLeonard86, Christian Teen Forums 75 Comments [2/27/2008 2:21:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 35522

So evolution is observable. So that explains why I have seen my dogs turnning into some kind of creatures that suck sap out of my trees with those fibrous tentacles.

Evolution is utter non-sense.

Mr Answer, Yahoo! Answers 64 Comments [2/27/2008 2:19:33 AM]
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Submitted By: MAthias
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Quote# 35520

(most people say that it is a woman's choice whether she wants to abort because "it is her body". it is really God's body and they have no right to it themselves.)

^totally agree with that part!

Plus, we dont need to care about over populating. Its all in God's hands. The tsunami might have been God's way of downing the worlds population by -200,000.
Like people say, the end is near.

Rice, Christian Teen Forums 51 Comments [2/27/2008 12:52:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 35515

There's a fourth possibility nobody seems to be considering. Trial by ordeal worked. God would truly see to it that the guilty failed and the innocent passed.

It wasn't until we started turning our backs on God and disbelieved that it could work that it failed. If you don't believe then God will not help you.

We should bring back trial by ordeal. It is the best, most impartial way to solve a case. It allows God to speak and God knows all. If you are innocent you have nothing to fear from trial by ordeal so long as you believe.

ServantofChrist, Unenumerated 61 Comments [2/26/2008 11:30:21 PM]
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Submitted By: ProudSecularist
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Quote# 35543

Whether or not rape is a sin depends on how it was done, if it was done in accordance to God's will in order to punish sinners then it is ok. If it is for some other reason then it is not.

Gavinder, Christian Teen Forums 81 Comments [2/26/2008 11:30:02 PM]
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Quote# 35517

I believe being a rape victim is a sin, even though it is not the victims fault.

Being raped is not the victims sin, but the sin of the rapist.

No longer being a virgin before marriage is a sin.

Mistaken, Christian Teen Forums 124 Comments [2/26/2008 9:00:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 35516

[In response to "So what is the belief system that suits moral atheist agenda?"]

Simple, as atheist's selfish agenda is to hate God and deny his revealed truth, no atheist can be moral. Nobody "doesn't belive in god" they know he is real, they just deny him, which is evil and therefore immoral.

You cannot be moral without God, therefore you cannot be a moral atheist nor a moral atheist agenda

Anonymous Coward, Slashdot 55 Comments [2/26/2008 6:56:31 PM]
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Quote# 35511

"Youth casting spells asking Earth spirits for strength and guidance? That's ridiculous. The clear thing to do is say prayers asking the Holy Spirit to give them strength and guidance... because Christianity is superior to all other faiths. I mean, I support freedom of religion, but allowing children to freely choose their beliefs? Come on, that's not what the Founding Fathers meant when they wrote that into the Constitution! What is this, 21st century America? Children ought to submit to the Christian traditions of their parents and completely close their minds to all other ungodly thoughts. Only then can true progress be made."
[NOTE: this quote is a parody]

Reader Comments, One News Now 45 Comments [2/26/2008 12:25:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Manda K
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Quote# 35506

Do people who say "children should choose their own beliefs REALLY believe that? So, if a 2 year old wants to believe a boiling pot of water will feel good when they pour it on thier head, they should believe that and be allowed to act on that belief? That is what "allowing kids to choose their own beliefs" really boils down to (pun intended).

Tim in Dallas, OneNewsNow.com 56 Comments [2/26/2008 12:17:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Sir Michael L. Foley
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Quote# 35513

[about wiretapping]

Okay, lets give him this right to violate the constitution and totally invade our privacy. Guess what, next year he isn't president anymore and there will be a new sheriff in town. That sheriff may just be Obama. OMG are we going to give that right to a left wing almost commie, who is accused of being a hidden islamofacist. Do you think he might just start tapping all phone calls in and out of all Christian churches in our nation. After all, it is becoming down right illegal to be a Christian. This will make it real easy to round em all up and feed them to the lions.

VietVet1stCavDoc, Military.com 69 Comments [2/26/2008 12:15:33 PM]
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