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Quote# 35494

[In response to asking how genes 'know' what to do and being told "Physics, more specifically chemistry, even more specifically biochemistry. In other words, it's just the way matter works."]


oh, well that explains it. Right....it's just the way it is. Matter does intelligent things for no reason.....if this is the religion that helps you guys sleep at night, then more power to you.

Just curious though....what makes you think genes aren't broken down into millions of sub-parts....and how do all the sub-parts know what to do?...what makes them all stick together to form a gene?...what if some of them don't care to play along?.....do these subparts make their own decisions too? In fact, you could just keep getting smaller and smaller and smaller unil the physical completely disappears, yet the wave (or field, or whatever's left) still somehow knows what to do.

Guzman (AKA Supersport), Rants & Raves 47 Comments [2/26/2008 12:03:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Oolon Colluphid
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Quote# 35503

1 and 10, because we got our laws on murder here in the U.S. from the Bible. They're identical to the law in the Bible, basically. The Bible is the foundation of morality. All religions have a moral code that originates mostly with the Bible. You can find parts of the Bible's moral code in basically all other religions. But you cannot find one other religion's moral code in all of the other religions moral codes unless they're identical to the Bible. I find that very telling of the source of all morals...

BrianC, Christian Teen Forums 62 Comments [2/26/2008 6:29:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Mikolan
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Quote# 35502

did you know that in order for darwin's theory to be true, the creatures at the top of the food chain would have had to have evolved (full species change) within 16 seconds?

wickedawesomem, Yahoo! Answers 107 Comments [2/26/2008 4:07:28 AM]
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Quote# 35484

I say, you guys have to get two cells to evolve from the [primordial] soup - of the opposite sex, in the same place, at the same time. It's a big world, you know, cells are kind of small - they've got to find each other.

Kent Hovind, Quote collection 111 Comments [2/26/2008 12:17:41 AM]
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Quote# 35393

Terri (Schiavo) was only disabled. Are you telling me that disabled people should be exterminated at for our convenience? If so you would have been great friends with Hitler!

FeastOnScraps, YouTube 72 Comments [2/26/2008 12:12:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen
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Quote# 35482

The simplistic answer to your question is yes God is morally justified to destroy the lives of "innocent" babies.

Mike Barkman, Facebook 42 Comments [2/25/2008 11:34:57 PM]
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Quote# 35471

Pakistan's attempts to block access to YouTube has been blamed for an almost global blackout of the video website for more than an hour on Sunday.

BBC News has learned that the outage was almost certainly connected to Pakistan Telecom and Asian internet service provider PCCW.

A leading net professional said the global outage was "probably a mistake".

Pakistan ordered internet service providers to block the site because of content deemed offensive to Islam.

Pakistan, BBC News 44 Comments [2/25/2008 9:23:19 PM]
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Quote# 35485

The Bible is the God-breathed revelation of Himself, and for you to put what YOU THINK above what is right and what God said is completely and utterly wrong, it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Christianity.

Deeper, Christian Teen Forums 56 Comments [2/25/2008 7:59:28 PM]
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Quote# 35481

I know I'll probably get as much flak from this next post as I did two years ago, but this is weighing heavily on my heart and mind, and I believe that another "threshhold line" is being approached with the movie Juno which is up for Academy Award for Best Picture. Two years ago, when Brokeback Mountain was nominated for Best Picture of the Year for the 78th Academy Awards, I wrote that we -- The United States of America -- as a nation should expect Judgment from God if Brokeback... was the winner of Best Picture. I believe that, this year, if Juno wins Best Picture, we should see God's judgment as well. I may receive a lot of criticism (just like I did in `06 with Brokeback...), but I believe that this abomination of a movie is one of the worst ever made, and the fact that it has been nominated for Best Picture is a line in which the USA cannot, and must not, cross, as this will affect millions of teens world wide, encouraging them to totally disrespect their parents and their parents' authority, and enter into (or continue in) sexual relationships, which -- as statistics show -- is unhealthy, dangerous, and ultimatetly destructive for all parties involved. The fact that Juno glosses over the consequences of teenage sexual promiscuity, teenage pregnancy, and parental authority, not to mention glorifies divorce, and makes a mockery of sexual purity in general, is enough to make one wretch and weep at the direction modern society is going towards. I seriously fear for world-wide society at large, and US Society in particular, if such a movie is given the highest award in the world that a film can receive. And yes, I do blelieve that God will seriously expedite his execution of sentence for the USA if Juno wins best picture...

Blue_Tiger, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [2/25/2008 7:57:09 PM]
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Submitted By: nintendofreakgcn
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Quote# 35463

Some readers blanched when I suggested in a previous book that perhaps the Antichrist would be a woman.28 While no one knows for sure, I would hazard a further precision based on recent events - she/he could be an androgynous lesbian of diabolical spiritual power.

Peter Jones, CWiPP 65 Comments [2/25/2008 6:41:08 PM]
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Quote# 35476

About five years ago, I awoke to a very loud noise; it was one long roaring tone like a trumpet. I was so sure it was the rapture, I started pleading "please Lord, take me".

But it was the fire department across the street: they sometimes blow thier horn when they are backing the firetruck into the garage.

psalm84, Rapture Ready 79 Comments [2/25/2008 6:20:18 PM]
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Submitted By: SpiderWeb
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Quote# 35474

I liked Leon Brown's question to one atheist while he was open air preaching, he asked the man, "How many grains of sand are in the beach out there" (referring to the beach that was nearby) The man of course says "I have no idea", Leon goes on to say "And you're gonna tell me there is no God. And you can't tell me how many grains of sand are there. In this big world, so infinite and vast you can't tell me how many grains of sand are there, and yet you can tell me there is no God"

Rita Martinez, Comfort Food -- Ray Comfort's Blog 86 Comments [2/25/2008 3:34:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 35473

To all the atheists that continue to try to dazzle everyone with your big fancy words...Blah, Blah, Blah!! We have heard it all before and guess what...you are still not convincing. Nobody is biting. We have lost faith in scientist to answer some very basic questions like, “Why are we here? How can everything come from nothing? Why is there anything instead of nothing? Or, if information comes from a mind, then how can the information from DNA have originated from inert chemicals?” They come up with silly things like Punctuated Equilibrium to explain the Cambrian Explosion or multi-verses to explain how everything came from nothing. Silly, silly, silly! Is it no wonder that we laugh at your scientific mumbo jumbo?! You don’t have to be a scientist to see that the God of the Bible makes way more sense and answers ALL of our questions with logic and reason.

Rebecca in TX, Comfort Food -- Ray Comfort's Blog 52 Comments [2/25/2008 3:33:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 35461

any woman is capable of being pregnant. Even if she is sterile there is still possibility. In marriage whenever there is sex there is ALWAYS possibility to life. If that possibility is taken away, then it can't be a valid marriage because of procreation.

Renton405, CF 59 Comments [2/25/2008 3:19:59 PM]
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Quote# 35465

DENVER — Denver's public schools are debating whether to offer contraceptives in school clinics.

[...]

The contraceptive proposal drew negative responses from religious groups and organizations who want to reduce the teen pregnancy rate.

Colorado fundies, Fox News 70 Comments [2/25/2008 2:55:35 PM]
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Quote# 35467

["Even if this country was built on so called judeo-christian principles, which it most assuredly was not"]

This is the funniest statement in the post. Judeo-Christian principles introduced the world to caring for others, care of the less fortunate, freedom, not stealing, killing, et al. Certainly, this country was based on those principles. Prior to these Judeo-Christian principles, people were eating each other, there was no "civilization" as we know it. If you believe these words, you are an idiot.

KUJT is a pinhead, The Kansas City Star 49 Comments [2/25/2008 1:13:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren
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Quote# 35454

(Emphasis added by me)

i dunno if the backdrop emblem is supposed to be Christian but there's the Star of David for Judaism, the Pentagram for some sort of atheism and at the top is the crescent of Islam

tachikoma747, YouTube 45 Comments [2/25/2008 7:48:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 35451

okay, so in my high school there is this one lesbian girl, a senior, who is really up for the gay rights stuff and she came up with this "gay club" on our campus. I could not believe it when I saw how corrupt our schools are. This thing will have a pretty bad impact on my high school...how will God be on our side if we have that club in our school. sad.gif
So I want to ask you men and women of God, to pray against this spirit of homosexuality on my campus, and specifically for this club that has a lot of people in it. Please, please pray about this because I really need the strength of the Lord to stand against that club, even though I myself have some gay feelings, but I crucify them at the Cross every morning.
Jesus has the final word in this situation, so guys, we are on the winning side already, so please pray against the wickedness in my high school.
The name of the girl who made this club is Shelly. Pray for her also because she is not only on the road to hell, but she is also draging a lot of people down with her.

I'll keep you in touch with what the Lord is doing in my high school.

alecx, Christian Teen Forums 76 Comments [2/25/2008 2:36:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Silortan
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Quote# 35431

i hate it when stupid kids decide to be atheist, what the f*ck could have happened to you in your life so far that you think god does not exist..what did daddy not give you the right christmas present? You're 14 unless you have personaly experienced some serious shit or have searched for god and not found anything who the hell are you to call yourself that.....pffffft stupid teenagers and their damn idiotic tags and labels.

Acanthus, www.gaiaonline.com 65 Comments [2/25/2008 2:22:56 AM]
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Quote# 35443

Darwinism is sorcery. It first began with the gods of gaiah. Half man and half fish. Man's unhealthy imagination always wanted to worship fractionated species. This ape/man issue is not new at all.

coadie, CARM 48 Comments [2/25/2008 2:22:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Scienceman123
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Quote# 35446

"God created logic, and all of God's creation points to Him (Psalm 19). It is morally repugnant and intellectually dishonest for the atheist to use logic and rationality without confessing a belief in a transcendent power, namely the Trinitarian God of Scripture, from whom all truth, morality and rationality flows."

SemperReformanda, bibleforums.net 51 Comments [2/24/2008 10:33:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Louis C
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Quote# 35440

Teaching Darwinism is teaching sorcery. As a scientist, darwinism is a tumor growing on a legit field. It is fading. the hard core atheists are clinging and desparate. Piltdown man is dead. It discovered the psychopathology in the darwinian movement.

Coadie, Christian forums 48 Comments [2/24/2008 10:05:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Bowen
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Quote# 35428

[Did T-rexes have teeth suited for eating vegetation before the Fall?]

I doubt it. The T-rex's teeth are ideal for stripping leaves from branches. You are refusing to recognize a simple fact. Characteristics that are ideal for a carnivore can also be ideal for a vegetarian.

unclemonkey, FaithCommunityNetwork 64 Comments [2/24/2008 2:12:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Drekoguk
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Quote# 35424

[We legally recognise gays. Gays can have a gay marriage here in Britain, there are gay nightclubs all over Britain and the British public are tolerant of homosexuals. Why is it that we don't get these earthquakes? Are we special?]

"Why is it that we don't get these earthquakes yet?"

the element of surprise in the divine punishment is the most amusing

al-nasser, ummah forum 98 Comments [2/24/2008 6:04:32 AM]
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Quote# 35412

I think you've got it backwards. Atheism is a religion which is trying to pull the wool over our eyes by pretending its doctrines are affirmed by evolution, thus giving us the FALSE illusion that Atheism = Science. In this endevour, they seek to monopolize evolution as their own, which is completely arbitrary.

Dreidel1913, Christian Forums 52 Comments [2/24/2008 4:57:20 AM]
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