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Quote# 35298

An Israeli MP has blamed parliament's tolerance of gays for earthquakes that have rocked the Holy Land recently.

Shlomo Benizri, of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party, said the tremors had been caused by lawmaking that gave "legitimacy to sodomy".

...He called on lawmakers to stop "passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes".

Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri, BBC News 53 Comments [2/22/2008 3:29:37 AM]
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Quote# 35303

This isn't new. The Vatican under the Black Pope's directive has done this before. Implant people who claim to be "evangelical Christians" all to give true Bible-believing Christians a bad name..and some true Christians have actually been killed over that..

Walter Ballard, Facebook 41 Comments [2/22/2008 3:28:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Ryan
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Quote# 35304

"Ockhams Razor provides God as the simplest and thus the best explanation for the state of humanity."

Revinius, bibleforums.net 59 Comments [2/21/2008 7:08:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Louis C
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Quote# 35307

Hey be glad I'm not Pope, if I were, I'd call for a general crusade and then when we'd won, I'd ban Mormonism, and JWism, burn down their meeting halls and execute their leaders

mschrank, Catholic Answers Forum 77 Comments [2/21/2008 6:27:27 PM]
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Submitted By: kathleen
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Quote# 35299

Everybody knows that to be an atheist, you have to be at least somewhat intellectually subnormal. With the constant inundation by agendas hostile to the notion of morality and family values, being particularly virulent to Christians, it's a good idea to know what the freaks are saying.

Man came from monkeys? No problem!

The universe originated with a Horrendous Space Kablooie? Why not?

A woman killing her child is morally ambiguous? Of course!

A man can have sex with whomever or whatever he wants? This is the 21st century!

God had anything to do with it? How DARE you be so close minded?! Do you still believe in the tooth fairy? Cue the frothing at the mouth at the very mention of the word "Christ" and then try to tell me that atheism is not Satanic in origin.

So without further ado ... I invite you to proceed to the "Quotes" page and investigate the deepest depths to which the human mind can sink.

ASTWC, Atheists Say the Weirdest Crap 89 Comments [2/21/2008 2:23:09 PM]
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Quote# 35291

What would be the point of sleeping naked? I can see no point in it at all. And no, I don't think it appropriate. It is immodest as well as undignified. Out of respect for God, one should be properly clothed at all times.

piouswoman, Catholic Answers 129 Comments [2/21/2008 2:11:13 PM]
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Submitted By: cheese
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Quote# 35290

I can't beleive that people are so sucked into evolution when it clearly states in the Bible that God created the Heaven's and Earth and that's all we need to know. I homeschool my children so they never have to learn of this evil plot created by Satan himself!

Ruth, uthink.co.nz 63 Comments [2/21/2008 2:07:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Lucan
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Quote# 35285

WHAT KIND OF EVIL IS THIS!? "Catholics" for a "free choice", ie. foul liberals supporting fortification and the murder of unborn babies!?

Does your Archibshops know about this? This kind of heretics (a spade is a spade) should be excommunicated for their rejection of dogma and of Christian morale and ethics!

IMHO, this why the holy inquisition is still needed, to protect Christendom from this kind of false converts. Their views are abominations and a threat to all that we stand for. It's time for a big "Deus Vult"!

Suecianus, CF 47 Comments [2/21/2008 1:46:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Jerusalem_man
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Quote# 35287

...... for those who say, "God is cruel by killing the infants of Sodom and Gomorrah," let's follow this through now. Suppose that God knows that city [sic] is full of diseases - including the children - because of their just horrible practices with all sorts of things they were doing. Incest and homosexuality and things filled that society with diseases. God's people are going to move into this area. God says, "I want you to kill the whole population for their own good and for your good so this disease is wiped out off the Earth." Then the guy is a smart god to command the execution. It's like me pulling weeds out of my flower garden.

Kent Hovind, www.kent-hovind.com 71 Comments [2/21/2008 12:18:40 PM]
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Quote# 35270

[Referring to J.K. Rowling]

Because she's a member of the Church Of Scotland, believes in God, and does a lot of good things? Sorry, that doesn't make anyone a Christian.

RejectedDreams, DeviantART 65 Comments [2/21/2008 7:58:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Jessica
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Quote# 35277

[Originally Posted by EnemyPartyII
That whole government being appointed by God thing... is that ALL givernments, or all governments in predominantly Christian nations? Does this mean a government composed of Christians can do no wrong?]

All governments. Read your Bible, please...it saves a lot of questions.

Floating Axe, ChristianForums 34 Comments [2/21/2008 7:58:17 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 35283

[Said at the Florida public hearings on the state's new education standards (which include evolution, of course)]

"I brought these oranges down here today, and I was gonna eat them [...] but I know without a shadow of a doubt, this orange right here is the first cousin of somebody's pet cat. [...] and this orange here is no doubt the parent of somebody's pet dog. And I wonder, would you agree with me commissioner that these [oranges] are related to human beings? I've read, and I'm happy to report, that evolution supports my belief that these oranges are in fact related to human beings!"

[Watch the whole thing, it's a tour tard de force of fundie intellect!]

Dallas "The Orange Guy" Ellis, YouTube 62 Comments [2/21/2008 4:47:08 AM]
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Quote# 35266

The Bible is not a science book. However, the authenticity and accuracy of the Bible is beyond dispute for anyone who cares to investigate the evidence. Therefore, where Science contradicts something clearly revealed in Scriptures, Science is mistaken. When Science begins with a false premise, no matter how much "proof" is produced, the results are wrong because the starting assumptions or beliefs were wrong.

Brent Riggs, About Science and Blind Faith 42 Comments [2/21/2008 4:45:41 AM]
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Quote# 35255

I had to do this in high school (my parents made me go to an unGodly high school) and it was full of all of this kind of indoctrination, and seemed to me to be telling everyone how to have sex and not to NOT have it!! AND that being gay was absolutely OKAY!!

Besides, why are they telling kids how to use condoms?? If kids were following God's word, they'd know that A) you only have sex AFTER you get married!!! and B) when you DO have sex after you're married, it's TOTALLY wrong to use birth control of ANY kind!!!

ANY sex-ed should be ONLY about ABSTINENCE!!

quiet kate, Rapture Ready 74 Comments [2/21/2008 4:44:55 AM]
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Quote# 35278

[re:" the planet does not hold enough water to cover the entire planet". ]

You may be incorrect in your assessment. Remember that way back when there were 1) far less living creatures, who as you should realize are made up of mostly WATER. 2) probably more ICE (i.e, 'frozen water') than there is today, and 3) a flatter earth (fewer high mountains back then than we have today); therefore, you'd need less water to cover the surface of the earth in Noah's time than today (reason 3), and there was more water available to do the job (reasons 1 and 2). Why couldn't the Biblical Flood have happened EXACTLY the way the Bible says it did, given the amount of water that was available ~ 6000 years ago (which is significantly different from today's amount)?

Shawn Fahrer, ABC news blog 48 Comments [2/21/2008 4:41:01 AM]
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Submitted By: WDJ
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Quote# 35246

1. How can Evolution possibly explain things like dreams, reason, mathematical accuracy, de ja vu and other mind related phenomena? Not to mention the supernatural such as NDEs, ghost sightings and etc.
2. Jesus is the best way to explain human reasoning and morality at it's core. The fall in Genesis and Jesus as the hope for the future triumphs over all other ideas and beliefs about morality, and not only does it logically make sense, it historically comes together as God's word... with great documentary evidence to support it as being legit (and even greater spiritual evidence regarding it's inspiration).
3. Because the Eastern religions deny love, but yet God is love. So love is either a distraction and a hurt in life, or love is EVERYTHING... the meaning of life. The REASON. Jesus is pure love. Jesus is the only story in history that demonstrates the HIGHEST level of love (God dying for His people... His creation... the whole earth).
You either have to admit that love is the reason for life and believe in God, or believe in Buddhism and deny love and try to do everything in your power not to practice love.

Jesus.Lives, FanFiction.net 45 Comments [2/21/2008 4:25:19 AM]
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Quote# 35239

[When asked how many Muslims he knows]

What the HELL does this have to do with anything? Why do you libfuks always think that if one does not "personally know" (muslim, fag, commie, liberal{I'm being redundant}insert your choice here) or any other dregs of society, that we don't have the right, nor the ability to form an impression, or conception, or speak with any confidence about that muslim, fag, commie, etc.?

BuckeyeMike, http://www.freeconservatives.com 45 Comments [2/21/2008 4:23:36 AM]
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Submitted By: The little big
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Quote# 35241

[Thread: A 14-year-old kid shoots a transsexual 15-year-old, from behind, in the head]

The sick freak didn't belong in school. He belonged in a mental institution. So do his "parents". As far as the degenerates wanting to crucify a 14 year old child for this; I would expect nothing less from them.
If the situation were reversed and the freak had killed the straight kid, they would have a million excuses why the freak shouldn't be punished.

The kid should not be tried as an adult.

The administration should be put on trial for letting such abominable sick costume displays n school. When kids are allowed to act out their pathologies, nothing good results.

Isrul, Free Republic 67 Comments [2/20/2008 9:06:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 35237

Some Christians call themselves “fundamentalists” to strongly identify with the fundamentals of Christianity–that everyone is sinful and the only hope is to accept Christ’s death as payment for sin.

But the news media started using the them “fundamentalist” to refer to Muslims that commit murder in the name of Islam. Why? Because the media hate Christians. They lump them in with Muslim Jihadis to generate guilt by association.

Ken Jackson, Bad Astronomy Blog 41 Comments [2/20/2008 2:30:58 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 35228

Residents of the small Arkansas town of Eureka Springs noticed the homosexual community was growing. But they felt no threat. They went about their business as usual. Then, one day, they woke up to discover that their beloved Eureka Springs, a community which was known far and wide as a center for Christian entertainment--had changed. The City Council had been taken over by a small group of homosexual activists.

The Eureka Springs they knew is gone. It is now a national hub for homosexuals. Eureka Springs is becoming the San Francisco of Arkansas. The story of how this happened is told in the new AFA DVD “They’re Coming To Your Town.”

One of the first actions of the homosexual controlled City Council was to offer a “registry” where homosexuals could register their unofficial “marriage.” City Council member Joyce Zeller said the city will now be promoted, not as a Christian resort, but a city “selling peace, relaxation, history and sex.”

AFA’s “They’re Coming ToYour Town” documents the story of how and why this happened. And how homosexual activists plan to do the same in other towns.

AFA, American Family Association Online 79 Comments [2/20/2008 4:44:47 AM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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Quote# 35225

Evolution is not working. Where are the people who live to be 900 years old? How many now live to be 120? In connection with the changes at the time of the flood we read: “There were giants on the earth in those days” (Genesis 6:4). Where are the dinosaurs? Where are the hairy mammoths that can still be found well-preserved, frozen in the northern permafrost? Millions of species have become extinct and some scientists predict that from 25% to 50% of species that now exist, will become extinct in the next fifty years!


Evolution is not working and there is no evidence that it ever has. The facts contradict the theory of evolution. The number of life forms continues to decrease and there is historical evidence, also from non-biblical sources, for the devolution of man. Babylonian records also speak of a time when people lived to be a thousand years old.

Roy Davison, The Old Paths Archive 63 Comments [2/20/2008 3:21:49 AM]
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Quote# 35242

[Thread: 15-year-old transsexual shot in the head, from behind, by a 14-year-old]

His daily parade of his sexuality through the use of clothing, make up and so forth is, in fact, harrassment.
Remember, these kids are forced by state law to attend these schools. It's the school's choice to inflict sexual offense on the kids.

Obviously one young child was harrassed to the point he felt it necessary to defend himself with a firearm.

Muawiah, Free Republic 101 Comments [2/19/2008 11:31:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike
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Quote# 35229

The fact that there is no evidence of God existing is even more proof that he does, as it proves that he is a supernatural being.

RetSickle, IMDB - Philosophy and Religion 80 Comments [2/19/2008 9:22:30 PM]
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Quote# 35202

I think this makes it very clear that the bible is only talking about "good" slavery.

Good Clean Fun, myspace 66 Comments [2/19/2008 11:58:32 AM]
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Quote# 35193

The other day an atheist told me that he doesn't believe in God just like I don't believe in Zeus.

Zeus was a dude who lived on a mountain and threw lightning bolts at people. That is ridiculous. The Greeks must have been drinking way too much wine when they came up with that. The bible actually makes sense. There is evidence to back it up.

Good Clean Fun, Myspace 71 Comments [2/19/2008 8:25:25 AM]
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