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Quote# 36055

[Response to a comprehensive demolition of his usual combination of egregious quote mining, blather and tard ... this takes hubris into several new dimensions even M-theorists are unaware of]

I would not be surprised if these scientists are reading my posts and stealing my ideas. I am the creative genius in the scientific community. They should be paying me!!!!!!

Guzman (aka SuperSport), Rants 'n' Raves 52 Comments [3/10/2008 12:47:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Calilasseia
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Quote# 36058

I woke up this morning with Jesus on my mind and in my heart. I was crying before my feet even hit the floor. God is so good! I love Him more and more every day! I asked my husband last night what was wrong with me? I cry at the drop of a hat anymore. If it's about the Lord, I'll end up crying! He looked at me and said simply, "It's the love of God."

I just want to go home so bad! I want to see my Lord and thank Him for all He's done for me. I could not thank Him enough. Even if I stayed on my knees for the rest of my life, it would not be enough.

AbidingHope, RaptureReady 71 Comments [3/10/2008 12:00:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 36053

[On Margaret Thatcher being admitted to a hospital.]

On another note, I hope she doesn't suffer to much, but it would be pretty hypocritical for me as a Christian to hope she 'gets well soon'.

Cheyenne, Cyber Nations 46 Comments [3/10/2008 11:51:45 AM]
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Quote# 36011

my pastor told me that if we let gays get married their aids might mutate and become airborne, and then what, huh? airborne aids! then we'll all have to walk around wearing masks and rubber suits and that wouldn't be much fun now would it!

Unknown,, Facebook (look under "Top Emails") 83 Comments [3/9/2008 8:42:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Caïn
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Quote# 36028

*about this picture: http://www.truth4teens.org/images/DSC00559.jpg*

This is a picture of a real brain scan.

This is an Emergency Room in NC, where a man came in complaining of

Voices in His Head!

After viewing his X Ray...
The Doctor on Duty said that this was common with people who had "voices in their heads" He had seen this several times.

The Nurse on duty is a Christian and about fainted when she saw this.
It has been validated as authentic!

truth4teens, Voices in Your Head 66 Comments [3/9/2008 8:41:02 PM]
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Quote# 36025

Science is a word humans ascribe to things they choose not to understand through God. It's created by satan and often mixed up with the Godly concept of technology.

Dan Hile, Facebook 46 Comments [3/9/2008 8:37:18 PM]
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Quote# 36023

[On Huckabee quiting the presidential race]

no way - first words I said when I saw the post - It was probably the best thing to do, McCain I think may of been killing him with Delegate votes

Huckabee I think may of been for all of us Christians, the last hope for Jesus in this Country From Here on Out to the Rapture.

Victor, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [3/9/2008 7:41:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Paradox
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Quote# 36016

Palestinians have been flocking to see a lamb which seems to have a birthmark spelling out the Arabic word for God, "Allah", in its coat.

Owner Yahya Atrash, from the West Bank town of Hebron, told Reuters the animal was born on Monday, when militant leader Sheikh Ahmed Yassin was killed.

He told Reuters the timing was "clear evidence of God's existence"

Yahya Atrash, BBC News 36 Comments [3/9/2008 7:36:44 PM]
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Quote# 36010

Given the choice between a man who believes in Creationism and a man who believes in socialism, I'll always side with the former. Socialism is a demonstrably false religion aimed at enslaving mankind. Socialism is the opiate of the masses.

BCNathanHale, American Conservative Forum 56 Comments [3/9/2008 7:36:35 PM]
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Quote# 36022

Intelligent Design theorem is plainly obvious (unlike evolution), it can be easily found just by looking at the world around you. This quote by the Discovery Institute explains it well “certain features of the universe and of living things are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection.”

I answered your question, now you answer my question, how can evolution even be considered science in any meaning of the word?

Alien Syndrome, Fark.com 34 Comments [3/9/2008 7:34:25 PM]
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Quote# 36013

All those idiots who believe in global warming should just wake up and smell the damn coffee. God promised never to send another freakin' flood, so why are these alarmists worried about temperature increases?

Uh, yeah Al Gore, we are called to "take dominion" over this world, so why do you want to give this ball of rock the red carpet treatment?

Jeremiah Russell Humphries, Facebook Group (If you believe in god you cannot believe in global warming) 50 Comments [3/9/2008 6:06:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeff
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Quote# 36020

[I'll be honest. I honestly don't see what is such a big deal about Catholics and Muslims establishing dialogue.]

It's a preclude to the one world religion. When the pope (Catholic) and the Muslims create a permanent dialog (meaning they are going to try to relate to each other's religion, or basically say they tolerate each other), that is two religions merging into one.

JenGC, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [3/9/2008 5:52:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Paradox
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Quote# 36024

By granting this homosexual couple a divorce, Judge Neary has pretended their marriage was valid in the State of Iowa. Unless I'm mistaken, it was in Vermont, not Iowa, that Howard "the Coward" Dean slyly signed midnight legislation making same sex unions legal. Unicorns, leprechauns, gay marriages in Iowa-- these are all things you will never find because they just don't exist. But perhaps Judge Neary would grant divorces to unicorns and leprechauns too.

U.S. Rep. Steve King (R-IA), House of Representatives 55 Comments [3/9/2008 5:18:15 PM]
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Quote# 36015

There is a spirit of nature worship that's been around since before the flood and is usually expressed in Paganism. That spirit of nature worship is now growing hugely due to the global warming scare. People are being told that nature is more important than us, and we need to all do our part to preserve nature. We are told that WE are on nature's turf, and it was here first. That's not true according to the Bible. We are told we are not only more important that nature, but that we have dominion over it. Don't let that ideaology get ahold of you. It is not true at all. Jesus will return soon, and global warming (if it were actually true) would have had no time to do anything. So there's no reason to dwell upon it.

BrianC, Christian Teen Forums 39 Comments [3/9/2008 4:39:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Laura
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Quote# 36002

Where hubby worked, there was a "nice Muslim." Most people got along with him and this guy rarely, if ever, spoke of his religion. He would often bring treats to the office that he made and the people would rave about how good they were. Well, when 9/11 happened, He CHEERED LOUDLY as he, along with the other employees, watched the buildings go down on TV. He shouted with joy that his "brothers" had succeeded and that we Americans "deserved what we got." It sure SHOCKED his fellow employees.

kristine, RaptureReady 84 Comments [3/9/2008 10:18:24 AM]
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Quote# 36000

I want to have control over what goes in my son's head, not what's put in there by people who might be on the far left who have their own ideas about indoctrinating kids

Greg, LA times 43 Comments [3/9/2008 10:18:04 AM]
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Submitted By: KillWhitey
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Quote# 36007

[Re. Monty Python's Flying Circus]

This is the most morally bankrupt piece of trash I have ever seen. Full of blasphemy, sick violence and levels of profanity and nudity that would be unacceptable on network TV in America (which itself contains too much), no decent Christian should go near this trash, and the fact that it is regarded as 'classic' shows how this country needs firmer Christian values.

Chet, Christian Answers 87 Comments [3/9/2008 10:16:26 AM]
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Quote# 35999

*upon hearing the news that a man killed his wife's lover*

The guy killed the wrong party.

*someone else said the murderer had no right to kill anyone*

Well, I don't know. Under feminist law not. But under the religious law of major religions his adulterous wife should be stoned to death or otherwise dispatched.

bobx23456, 'Penis found in drawer after killing' 44 Comments [3/9/2008 7:08:25 AM]
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Submitted By: lisa marie
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Quote# 35998

[Giving a review on the movie "Ratatouille."]


I found “Ratatouille” to be extremely offensive. Their were a few scenes in which the rat pranced around the kitchen wearing no undergarments. And you call this a children's film?

Mark Torch, Christian Answers 101 Comments [3/9/2008 5:04:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Rachel =]
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Quote# 35993

[only ones of the many gems on the site]

evolutionists claim that the earth was originally just a rock moving through the universe. Somehow they expect us to believe that an atmosphere just miraculously formed over the earth, plants grew, and life formed over BILLIONS of years. They expect us to believe that humans (highly intelligent beings) evolved from primitive life forms, such as giraffes.

David J. Stewart, jesus-is-savior.com 66 Comments [3/9/2008 4:24:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 35984

So don't believe the angry spokespeople. Radical homosexual activists hate marriage because fundamentally they hate God, and the guilt of both drives them to extremes.

Kevin McCullough, World Net Daily 37 Comments [3/8/2008 10:50:19 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 35974

Jesus might approach Earth at a speed -- and from a distance -- similar to that of a comet. He might be visible by people around the earth for many days as he approached closer and closer to the earth. Of course, as he came in for a landing -- presumably at Jerusalem -- fewer and fewer people would be able to observe him directly.

Anonymous, Religious Tolerance 72 Comments [3/8/2008 10:49:10 PM]
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Quote# 35973

Amazing how they (islam) pray for chaos, destruction and glorify death while we (christians) celebrate life.

clay's nemesis, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [3/8/2008 8:34:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 35951

Atheists are heartless pricks. In fact, if you tell them that gesundheit makes them sound like Nazis, they'll be more inclined to say it.

MessiahWWKD, http://adequacy.org 49 Comments [3/8/2008 8:28:52 PM]
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Submitted By: brando pernando
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Quote# 35953

[Warning against "counterfeit" King James Bibles]

Now the very worst of this battle of o-u-r vs. o-r comes when dealing with the only begotten Son of God, our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. The modern day counterfeiters have changed Saviour to Savior. They have given us a six-letter Savior in place of a seven-letter Saviour. In Bible numerics seven is the number of completeness, purity, and spiritual perfection. On the other hand six is the number of man which is earthly not heavenly. Every one has heard of 666. It has a bad connotation and is not highly esteemed in Bible numerics.

The seven-letter Saviour is the only begotten Son of God, the Lord Jesus Christ. The six-letter Savior is the son of perdition, the anti christ. He wants to be like the most High (Isaiah 14:14,) but not in a good way, but in an evil way. He is not a follower. He's a counterfeiter. Therefore his final destination is the lake of fire. The new versions, along with the new age movement, and some of the King James Bible counterfeits are preparing the way for this six-letter so called Savior. That's the way he will spell his name, S-a-v-i-o-r not S-a-v-i-o-u-r. No thank you Satan. I'm sticking with the seven-letter Saviour as portrayed in the old black Book that I inherited from my forefathers.

Nic Kizziah, Biblebelievers.com 74 Comments [3/8/2008 3:17:18 PM]
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