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Quote# 36949

Every Friday at High School Football Games
all across Texas, A Prayer is said in the locker
room by BOTH Teams led by the Coach.
then the WHOLE Stadium stands for the
National Anthem followed by a
Prayer led by a Preacher or Deacon.
Usually "Our Father"
Texan's don't fool around when it
comes to GOD or JESUS..
I've seen people get punched out
for disrepect when it comes to GOD
and The Flag! :thumbsup:

That's the way it should be!

Easyrider, Hardcore Politics 70 Comments [3/30/2008 9:21:16 PM]
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Quote# 36954

The existence of Gravity has not been proven, just the existence of some kind of force.

SilverStar, YouDebate.com 57 Comments [3/30/2008 8:50:27 PM]
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Quote# 36929

As a result, women are filing for divorcing in America at least TWICE the rate of men, buying into the lying feminist propaganda that husbands who give orders are guilty of "domestic abuse." Search online under "domestic abuse" and you'll find that a husband who tracks his wife's time and whereabouts is considered "abusive." That's a lie of the Devil. A husband has every God-given right to exercise authority over his wife, and to DEMAND that she do as he says. I dare say 1-out-of-1,000 wives today are truly submissive in the Biblical sense. Is it any wonder that American women have murdered nearly 50,000,000 of their babies by abortion? Not at all, most of America's women have become selfish and godless. Women have become intolerant of the husband's authority in a marriage, and of God's authority concerning life itself, i.e., thou shall not kill.

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 72 Comments [3/30/2008 8:50:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Sir Michael L. Foley
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Quote# 36952

No one can count to a billion, so how is it that we know the stars are billions of light years away?

mthtchr05, Yahoo! Answers - Religion & Spirituality Section 87 Comments [3/30/2008 8:48:34 PM]
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Submitted By: ?8 ß???Mer
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Quote# 36942

It's kind of funny. If we were so called "evolving" wouldn't we still evolve now? Why is every human on the planet in the same stage of evolution? Why wouldn't 1 group of people evolve less than another? Some people are still cannibals but they are just as intelligent as us.
Do insects become humans? What actually became humans? Insects have been around since the beginning of earth though only the humans evolved? Honestly what kind of creature was the beginning of evolution human?
Humans as far as humans can remember have always been what we are today. Isn't it a bit too coincidental that we are at the peak of evolution? If evolution is true it should always continue and we should turn into giants as large as mountains in a few million years because evolution believers believe humans were as large as insects before so why wouldn't we evolve into planets or something? There, a new theory for you. Every planet is an evolved human.

Thugstar, GameFAQs 51 Comments [3/30/2008 6:06:31 PM]
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Submitted By: gamerunknown
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Quote# 36939

BITNER WROTE:
"Hmmm...that last line is exactly what Laura Mallory said. I just noticed your ISP. Are you Laura? Her husband? A relative?
I call BS, you didn't read any part of them (the HP books)."


Never met her. Wouldn't know her if she slapped me in the face. There is a silent moral majority. We rule this country and we will rule the universe. We are heirs and co heirs with christ. And we are already seated with Him. That's why we often sound the same. For we often speak by the same Spirit.

Scott, topix.com 55 Comments [3/30/2008 3:52:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Isidora
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Quote# 36928

It's not just the internet and videos.
I was searching our library website for books on early church history - and all the heretical, gnostic, liberal, fantastical garbage that came up was amazing.

Trying to find the truth is harder and harder.

Reason&Hope, Rapture Ready 56 Comments [3/30/2008 7:30:01 AM]
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Quote# 36919

[The slaying of the 15-year-old boy has ... led to demands that middle schools do more to educate youngsters about discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.]

How about demands that boys in public school NOT dress up in high heels, makeup, and earrings and flirt with other boys? How about demanding that people NO MATTER WHAT AGE keep their sexual orientation to themselves?

The need to "educate youngsters about discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation" is absurd on its face. Children don't have to be taught -- they naturally discriminate against homosexuality because homosexuality is abnormal.

More profound, in the Judeo-Christian ethic that molds all of Western civilization and which has, over the past 2,000 years, clearly proven itself far and away the most successful model for human thriving and dignity, homosexuality is specifically mentioned as something to be rejected and discouraged, and we can probably assume that homosexuality is just another condition of mankind, that it has always and will always be with us -- it's our challenge to deal with it properly. We may not fully understand Biblical reasons for discouraging it, but we IGNORE and DEFY at our peril the instruction to reject homosexualty. The smartest, most dignified thing to do is to usher it back in the closet where it belongs. If you're a homosexual, exhibit it at your own risk.

You can't fool mother nature and you can't fool kids. What the Gay Agenda enablers really mean is that they see the need to override kids' instictive reaction to reject homosexuality and to force them to go against their own natures in accepting it as "normal." It's not normal, it never will be, and all the forceful insistence of gay "rights" activists cannot change that any more than they could make two plus two equal five.

Finny, Freerepublic 78 Comments [3/30/2008 2:44:28 AM]
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Quote# 36913

[In response to a long-winded, incredibly well-thought out comment on how evolution isn't anti-Christian]
DO YOU HATE CHRISTIANS THIS MUCH?

LoneWolf1984, DeviantArt 47 Comments [3/30/2008 2:34:11 AM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11
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Quote# 36921

"Monkeys and humans evolved from a common ancestor." Is part of your responds which you obviously didn't read before you posted it because if you did you would see you validate my point. If we both derived from the same source or ancestor then how do we differ so much? Did the current day monkey devolve and we evolved? Your right the common ancestor is dirt thats what God made everything from that is why everything goes back into the dirt when it dies.

RWBA, Live Science 46 Comments [3/30/2008 2:08:00 AM]
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Quote# 36925

I just want to know what they mean by “high molecular evolutionary rate.” It can’t be mutations, since there is no such thing at the molecular level. You need genes for that. So what are they referring to? These scientists are so blinded by evolutionary dogma that they are having trouble making the appropriate distinctions.

JPCollado, Uncommon Descent 32 Comments [3/30/2008 2:00:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Cade
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Quote# 36900

I fear that my sister is lying to herself. Should I convert her?
My sister is a kind and sensitive person who doesn't want to cause any harm to any humans. She is a self-proclaimed Christian although she has never touched the bible... She idolizes actors, singers and places them before the Lord... she asks herself if it's bad that she does not observe the Sabbath or go to church for that matter. Her studies (she is in university) seem to be overwhelming; alot of her time is spent studying and the other for enjoyment (clubs, television, movies). What better if that time were spent on worship and biblical studies!

Our family was never very religious (although I have found my way) but the word God seems to be of little significance to her. She says that she misses the old, (secular) me and wishes that I returned to my fun self. I felt offended by this... I feel as if she is losing the little faith that she had... She indulges in temporal pleasures!

How can I turn her into faithful, God-fearing lady? I care for her; I really do.

Garment, Y! Answers 60 Comments [3/30/2008 12:41:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 36924

my question regarding the earth was not answered. I asked who put the oxygen? who designed the distance? who made it rotate. This is life. It is for purpose. evolution did not communicate its purpose to us. God did.
Show me how planets were made? It is part of life collectively.

Brian2008, Live Science 54 Comments [3/29/2008 9:36:28 PM]
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Quote# 36920

5. Dragons are NOT legends nor myths! Dragons have more historical documentation than "dinosaurs" that don't have any! Dragons also have LOADS of fossils to back them up for the plain & simple reason that since evolutionary highpriest Darwin started preaching, evolutionary religionists sponsored by Freemasons & New World Order Illuminists, hijacked our Dragon bones since 1875 & falsely re-christened them as scientifically correct "dinosaur fossils!" Of all things! Evilutionists even supplied these mythical Dinos with a 65 million year old myth that they were all supposed to have died out in a selective disaster that didn't even kill off the more sensitive other "branches" of the legendary "evolution tree!" BALONEY! BOVINE EXCREMENT! There is no archeological proof of such a feat, on the contrary... PEOPLE NOT VERY LONG AGO DID OBSERVE, SEE & FIGHT DRAGONS! Some were even eaten alive by them!

Unknown, Anzwers.org 74 Comments [3/29/2008 9:30:13 PM]
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Submitted By: a basking shark
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Quote# 36898

One of the major evolutionary problems is that, they claim that creatures evolve into bigger beasts, if so, where does all the extra blood, muscle, skin etc, come from? If muscle evolved into skin, the creature would be 2 week 2 move. if blood evolved into extra skin, the creature would die of blood loss. so, where did all of that stuff come from.

creationest6, Youdebate.com 92 Comments [3/29/2008 6:35:45 PM]
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Quote# 36903

2008 - God's Final Witness

From now until the latter part of 2008, many prophecies are going to begin to be fulfilled, especially the Seven Thunders of the Book of Revelation, which the apostle John saw but was restricted from recording. Those thunders are revealed in this book, as well as detailed accounts of the final three and one-half years of man's self-rule on earth, which are recorded in the account of the Seventh Seal of Revelation.

Some of these prophecies concern the demise of the United States over the next year, which will be followed by man's final world war. This last war will be the result of clashing religions and the governments they sway. Billions will die! This time will far exceed even the very worst times in all human history.

As these events unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in this book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet.

This book is primarily directed to the people of the three major religions of the world (Islam, Judaism and Christianity), whose roots are in the God of Abraham. Ronald Weinland has been sent to all three.

Ronald Weinland, The Prophesied End-Time Revealed 66 Comments [3/29/2008 3:48:54 PM]
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Quote# 36887

[On a thread about woman being awarded several million dollars for workplace harassment. Previous poster argues that men who can't control themselves ought to be punished by the law.]

Men are bigger, stronger, faster, and all around more capable of inflicting bodily harm, than women. The fact that we let women live, is proof that we can control ourselves.

And before you try to tell me that we only behave because the courts and the police force us to, remember that men created both of those institutions. And men overwhelmingly staff them. While I see those men as traitors to their gender, their country, and their species, they do, in fact, have Y chromosomes.

Anonymous, Bob's Truth Comments 89 Comments [3/29/2008 2:39:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 36890

Is eating dessert a sin?
I know this may sound very silly, but bear with me. This is only an example; I ask this of many other things we do for pleasure that we think (or at least, that I have not thought) are not wrong. These include things that we spend time on (hobbies) and things that we spend money on.
I ask this because it seems that doing these things is bad compared to doing more godly things. For example, buying something that I don't need but is only for pleasure seems like a sin compared to giving the money to someone in need. Spending time playing videogames seems sinful compared to spending time witnessing to others about Jesus.
These simple things we do for pleasure seem selfish and won't matter in the end, when we are in heaven, but serving God will have mattered. Does this mean these things are sinful?

Fipi, christianforumsite 63 Comments [3/29/2008 2:30:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Ian
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Quote# 36892

<when asked if he's ever read the Harry Potter books he's so gleefully bashing>


I've read and seen enough to know they are trash and harmful. I don't have to look at an xxx rated movie to know it should be avoided. Same with the potter series.

scott, Topix 50 Comments [3/29/2008 12:51:52 PM]
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Quote# 36896

Bottom line guys, evolution DEMANDS DEATH. Death is as natural to evolution as it is to creation in the Bible. Hitler figured that one out and today we are following in those same footsteps…….all using the word, CHOICE. The practices of Germany conformed to evolution…..and there are those today that have similar views and are trying to put them in place. They might not be German but nevertheless the ideals are the same just carried out in a different, less threatening manner.

doughgirl, Hardcore Politics 50 Comments [3/29/2008 10:05:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Synner
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Quote# 36893

The other thing that came out of an encounter with this liberal is an underlining of the spiritual war that we're in. He couldn't understand why we don't let our kids read Harry Potter and other stuff. There's a deep spiritual darkness around all of this and people who aren't seeking light as we know it do not see the darkness of the left. It's more than just socialism. It's a spiritual malignancy.

If Obama wins, it's definitely time to start stocking up on necessities and getting ready for tough times.

The magnitude of what we're up against is incredible. This is a tremendous spiritual war and my liberal friend has no idea that he's in it and has no idea that he's on the wrong side.

Frodo82801, Rapture Ready (surprise!) 51 Comments [3/29/2008 7:04:00 AM]
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Submitted By: captain hooker
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Quote# 36886

[F/R/CSTDT hat trick from Bob]

Ms. Benazir Bhutto was the darling of western media and feminazi infiltration. Despite her personal ambitions and personal corruption she was a force for feminization of Islam just as Indira Gandhi had feminized the government of India and destroyed so many million families there.

Bob does not sympathize with the Islamic terrorists who attack NYC and other places, however it is obviously a boon to all men everywhere when a feminist scum is removed from the public sphere [Benazir Bhutto was assassinated by a suicide bomber]. A female does not belong in public office.

bobx, Bob's Truth 58 Comments [3/29/2008 7:00:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 36884

[On evidence of the Voice of God in her head]

My husband does not ask me to, but I get up with him in the morning, you know to be a good wife and all that, iron his cloths for the day while he takes a shower – this morning as I was choosing his outfit for the day, I felt prompted to put him in his safety shirt polo, this bright red thing that I personally don’t like very much, but the idea was there, so OK, got it out and ironed it. Then my DH gets dressed, comes out, and asks “How did you know I needed to wear my safety shirt today? I forgot I was supposed to until you had it laid out for me – I have a meeting with …” with the person who gave him the shirt, a safety meeting. Anyways, you could think that it was just a random thought wit an odd little coincidence – or you could believe otherwise… personally, I end up noticing a lot of odd little coincidences when I act on seemingly “random” thoughts…

Idea, Christian Forums 59 Comments [3/29/2008 6:59:06 AM]
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Quote# 36882

The reason atheists and skeptics get so upset when I say it’s good to cut down trees is that this world is all they have. If it gets completely wrecked, it’s all over for them. That’s what they believe . . . that life then ends. That’s unless Mother Nature or Father Evolution (whoever they believe made everything) makes some more trees, etc. Of course if it has to start all over again, they have to wait for around 4.5 billion years. That’s what they believe, and I guess that’s a little too long for them to wait. So they get antsy when Christians are a little flippant about creation. But we can’t help it. We don’t value creation as though our life depends on it. That’s because we know and trust Him who made all things, and if humanity wrecks this earth, we have His immutable promise that He is going to make all things new.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's Blog 83 Comments [3/29/2008 4:59:54 AM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 36863

Gays are hardly a minority and sure not be confused or classified as one.

Many of the high positions in government and American corporations are held by gays.

These deviates can’t be content with non-deviates tolerating them, they want their life style to be sanctioned without recourse.

There should be no debate concerning Gay rights, that is an oxy-moron.

I am all for deporting openly Gays to an isolated country of their own.

This debate on Gays defer the proper attention from the other ills that the SPLC should be engaged.

SPLC will never be effective supporting Gays. Maybe the Gays have infiltrated SPLC.

j7, SPLCenter.org 52 Comments [3/29/2008 4:59:08 AM]
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