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Quote# 36786

I never said new species are still being created by God. Animals mix breeds, thus making new species. That's just DNA.

Pony, Distant Horizons 30 Comments [3/27/2008 7:51:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Kaneda
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Quote# 36785

since, pro-choicers think its ok to murder (which is what aborting babies is).. and I'M ALL FOR THE DEATH PENALTY- a life for a life, maybe instead of aborting babies.. we should just kill the mother and it takes care of the murder (the mother) and victim (the baby).That way everyones happy.

Christina Chapa, Facebook Note 60 Comments [3/27/2008 7:19:23 PM]
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Quote# 36812

It is so hard to find a good abortionist these days. Most seem to meet with one of three professional demises: imprisonment for sexual assault; medical license revocation for malpractice; or death, alone in their beds, while watching porn flicks after overdosing on heroin.

Jill Stanek, World Net Daily 63 Comments [3/27/2008 7:09:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 36809

[about an anti-gay ad from the 1950s]

Wow, think of the good old days in the fifties when people could tell the truth about homosexuals--that they're disease-ridden, never monogamous, and ALL turn to pedophilia. You can't say that stuff today, of course, despite the fact that it's still true. Imagine if we had to pretend there was nothing wrong or dangerous about (other) sociopaths or people with schizophrenia.

Bob, Cracked.com - Comments section 56 Comments [3/27/2008 6:30:02 PM]
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Quote# 36816

I also understand why atheist professors would be unwilling to debate their reasons for rejecting religions like Christianity. Back in my days as an atheist, speaking truthfully on a panel would have required a public admission that I rejected Christianity largely because it would not have allowed me to continue getting drunk and high every night while splitting time between four girlfriends.

Mike S. Adams, Townhall.com 63 Comments [3/27/2008 6:21:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Sayna
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Quote# 36794

There's a book I'm writing called "Evolution 4 Dummies". I'll give you a breif summary- free, at no cost to you: If evolution is undoubtly true, why are there still primates? Why haven't they evolved into humans? Why haven't we evolved into some other creature by now? I'll tell you why- because evolution is the equivalent to blowing smoke up someones hiny! No man will ever be able to truly prove this thought of evolution because it's just not solid. Now take into comparison, the Holy Bible (KJV)- with all of the milleniums man has spent trying to disprove and distroy the infallible Word of God- It's still here. The truth from the time Jesus Christ walked the earth till now is still strong and present. Now- there's no need to rewrite what the Bible says, but it's been rewritten not due to error in information, but simply for the convenience of man. "Proof" of Evolution will always be rewritten and changed because you can only keep up a lie but for so long.

I'm doing an autograph signing in the Fall! Praise God

NeshLady, LiveScience 69 Comments [3/27/2008 6:20:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Vampirehummingbird
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Quote# 36806

For the sake of getting some straight answers from you non-believers, let's assume there really IS no God. Why is the world in such a mess? Now, you can't blame believers of any religion. Remember, according to you there IS no God. Why, in all these millions of years, haven't we evolved into a more compassionate people? Please, use NO reference to God or religions.

Wayne, Topix 61 Comments [3/27/2008 6:10:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Jedi1josh
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Quote# 36780

Missing links?
Personally I think evolution is so funny...i mean look at the photo of number 4...come on! it's like something from the movie Planet of the Apes. (Great movie though).
I mean any person who studies the human brain knows that it is so complex that is would be impossible for it to come from any other creature.
Plus no one ever tells us where evolution came from. Who created the first cell that changed? Where are all the millions and millions of years of fossils?

Great recommendation with the Lee Strobel book; it's a must read i feel.

jjebr2, Top 10 Missing Links Comments 18 Comments [3/27/2008 6:09:50 PM]
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Quote# 36778

[Part of a much longer post about the impending birth control pill for men.]

Men's health and reproductive needs was totally ignored by the sexist bigots in the medical industrial complex. Feminazi organizations like Planned Parenthood blocked pills for men. In succeeding decades Planned Parenthood has received millions of dollars from the government for birth control research, but has blocked all research for men. Part of the reason for the total discrimination against men was because feminazi who control the medical industrial complex don't consider men to be real people. Feminism is, after all, the radical theory that only women are people.

[snip]

Even the crude 19th century mechanical devices that men have tried to use are often rescued from waste bins and emptied of their contents as soon as his back is turned. For half a century men have been prevented from access to effective birth control pills by bigotry and lies. For half a century men have had to support millions of unwanted children because of bigotry and lies.

bobx, Bob's Truth 61 Comments [3/27/2008 4:19:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 36781

The pope is God. Yes, I know this sounds crazy but since he is Christ's vicar on earth one could say that he is Christ on earth. He and his/Christ's church is the only contact we have with God until Jesus returns. Because Christ is God, one could therefore say that the Pope is God on earth. Indeed, one of the Roman Pontiff's titles is "Vicar of God" so it's quite correct to say that he is God on earth or at least a temporary replacement for God/the Son of God.

Since the pope is theologically infallible, at least when speaking Ex Cathedra, one can argue that criticizing the official standpoint of the Pope and the Church is criticizing God because God created the church and made it preach what He wanted it to preach. So you are technically blaspheming God when debating Catholics.

Suecianus, CF 67 Comments [3/27/2008 11:53:14 AM]
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Quote# 36792

There is plenty of evidence to support a worldwide flood. How do you think those dinosaurs got up in the mountains and died there? Why do we find fossils of aquatic animals like trilobites and such in almost all the rocks in mountains? Is that not evidence that water once covered the whole earth? Also, things like the Grand Canyon could be alternately seen as evidence to support a worldwide flood because if as much water as the Bible claims came out of the earth, it may have been able to dig out channels like that in a much shorter time span than geologists believe happened. I'm not claiming to have any evidence to support this, but it's something we should look at.

ninjaphobos, Utopia Temple Forums 46 Comments [3/27/2008 11:03:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Apeiron
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Quote# 36790

[in a thread discussing the Antarctic Ice Chunk that collapsed that sort of moved onto discussing global warming in general]

If Man would repent God would/will heal their land. Right now with the curse on the land and the sin Man dwells in Man WONT live in utopia. God is not "fixing" it because of sin. Without repentance you have no peace and you will have to dwell in a cursed land. That one statement in the Bible says it all the Land is cursed until Man acknowledges God owns that land and controls all of it!

tunce, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [3/27/2008 10:50:04 AM]
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Quote# 36777

Evolutionists will say no. But the truth is that the monkey came from the giraffe.

Evolution is utter nonsense. In the 40's and 50's evolution scientists and other proponents of evolution claimed that life developed in a primordial ocean soup as a single cell and then the cells miraculously decided with their little cell brains to join together to make complex multi-cell organisms and then these multi cell organisms started to make blood systems, nervous systems, hearts, eyes, mouths, teeth and then these lifeforms decided to climb out of the sea and become lizards, birds and even man. This is the BIGGEST FAIRY TALE of ALL TIME. Now prominent scientists are trying to distance themselves from the obsurdity of this evolutionary theory. Evolutionists now claim that they DO NOT and NEVER DID teach that cells climbed out of the ocean to make man and all other land based lifeforms. Evolutionists are liars. Just pick up any evolutionary text book from the 50's and read it!

Please note in the article below that has just hit the news wires that the "scientists" have discovered that the "fastest-known evolving animal has NOT CHANGED PHYSICALLY over LONG PERIODS of time! Now the "PROOF" for evolution is that the DNA is changing. Yea right. . . More fairy tale evolutionary nonsense!

And the tuatara is the FASTEST EVOLVING ANIMAL! I guess 200 million years isn’t quite enough for a significant PHYSICAL CHANGE! The tuatara should have developed wings by now!

Mr. Answer, Y! Answers 46 Comments [3/27/2008 10:49:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 36776

No, Jesus does not and would not smoke “marijuana”. But I can guarantee you something he will smoke..and that is your existence straight into the everlasting lake of fire where your complete and eternal destruction awaits you if you don’t make a change very, very soon.

mandspreston@ntl.sympatico.ca, http://clintjcl.wordpress.com/ 54 Comments [3/27/2008 7:23:17 AM]
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Submitted By: ClintJCL
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Quote# 36771

Actually Jesus did not believe the Jewish beliefs since Judism is not Christianity. He was only born as a Jew but was not apart of the Judism faith.

Im still for Protecting Israel though. Even though they are not Christians they are still God's chosen people and i prefer them then the Radical Islamic Terrorists there.

AmericanSoldier91, Christian Forums 41 Comments [3/27/2008 2:16:43 AM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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Quote# 36761

As far as i am concerned Paganism is the uneducated way of life. Paganism has definate links with Satanism and that is in itself inexcusable. It branches too far into the realms of dark magic. Surely Pagans should repent of their beliefs of witch-craft and sorcery.

Aquinas_Theologica, BBC Religion 46 Comments [3/27/2008 2:10:52 AM]
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Quote# 36770

Anyway, I have decided to direct my attention to the real evil in society - atheists. I mean really, how do you think the universe came to be? And don't give that "big bang" theory, you have no way to prove it. I, on the other hand, do not need to prove MY view that God created everyone because I have faith! :) So clearly, I am right and you are wrong.

Anastasia Kazakevich, Facebook 75 Comments [3/27/2008 2:09:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Cameron
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Quote# 36764

[Part of a hilarious Christian advice column]

If one spouse does not want to have sex, the other spouse should agree to abstain. If one spouse wants to have sex, the other spouse should agree.

Unknown, gotQuestions.org 74 Comments [3/27/2008 2:06:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 36772

Arkansas, my home state, rarely is in the national news. This past week a meat packing plant exploded, the White River is flooded at record levels, and now these five children died in a fire. These are surely the last days.

Whitecorvette, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [3/27/2008 2:03:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Lucretius
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Quote# 36765

The Bay County, Florida, school board unanimously "denounced homosexuality" despite the fact that no specific issue was before the board. One board member called homosexuality "a sin" and another said "We are morally, ethically and Christian based. We stand tall, we stand firm and we will not support any homosexual [issues]." According to news reports, the board action was the result of parents motivated by publicity about National Education Association guidelines on gay and lesbian issues. The local spokesperson for the teacher's association said, "We're still not sure what [the parents] are after. It seems to me that they think there is some hidden gay agenda that's going to corrupt America. We don't have a position because we don't know what the issue is."

Various Fundies from Bay County, Florida, People for the American Way 38 Comments [3/27/2008 1:53:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Eileen
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Quote# 36749

And tell the GLBT community here to stop it’s immoral, life threatening behavior.

The people in Africa are bearing the consequences of that irresponsible behavior. The AIDS/HIV research isn’t about them anyway. It’s a liberal PC push to allow gays to continue in their lifestyle without bearing the consequences of their behavior.

Most of the rationale behind the funding for this isn’t to help the victims in Africa and it will likely be decades before any over there even have hope of seeing it. That’s why we’re simply calling it as we see it. It’s about promoting a consequence-free homosexual and drug lifestyle.

It’s nobody else’s fault the disease is still around because a cure hasn’t been found but that of the gay and drug using community. They are the ones responsible for it. They are the ones who can stop it dead in it’s tracks and they are responsible to do so. It’s reprehensible that they would continue behavior that they know will result in the deaths of others.

It’s wrong to continue that, demand funding, and then lay the deaths of innocents at the feet of scientists and researchers for something they failed to do.

metmom, Freerepublic 37 Comments [3/26/2008 11:22:40 PM]
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Quote# 36743

Atheism is the most vile of worldviews, and in my view the most satanic.

Whilst other religions will tend to acknowledge some form of higher authority, and encourage a way of living consistent with the higher values of such a higher authority, not so with atheists. This is why I believe atheists are the most satanic and dangerous, there are no boundaries, no moral foundation, no rule except their own.

They deny a higher authority, thus making man the authority, thus making Satan the spiritual ruler. We don't hear atheists denying Satan very often, yet they will deny God and Jesus all the time. They will blasepheme and mock Jesus but will hardly ever attack Satan and evil. They never say Satan is good, but they will say Jesus/God is evil. They can't explain evil, indeed they deny evil exists often and they will usually argue that evil is actually quite normal and part of nature. They will tend to oppose punishment for crime and ill-discipline. They will protect the rights of murderers and disregard the justice to the victim. They will tend not to oppose the millions of unborn children dying from abortion each year, indeed would want to make it easier. They will oppose the institution of marriage and its significance as cornerstone of civilised society. They lie and twist the word of God and question and reject all it says. They oppose God and Jesus but hardly spend any time attacking satanic cults, witchcraft and other evil spiritual endeavours. They seek the destruction of the church but never talk of the destruction of evil and Satan, or other evil spiritual group. They work hard at taking people away from Jesus but spend hardly any time taking people away from bad influences or satanic cults. The list goes on.

See where atheists stand on things. Ask yourself is this on Jesus's side or on Satan's side. Mostly, overwhelmingly, it's the latter.

Scarlets79, CARM 57 Comments [3/26/2008 8:53:48 PM]
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Quote# 36748

Radical cleric Omar Bakri Mohammad has criticised Amir Khan for wearing shorts embellished with the British flag, it has been reported.

'Amir Khan is not a good example for Muslims. He wears shorts with the Union Jack. That is a sin,' he said.

'He should not be wearing the flag because sovereignty is for God. His only allegiance should be to the Prophet Mohammed.'

Omar Bakri Mohammad, Daily Mail UK 26 Comments [3/26/2008 7:57:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Nowonmai
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Quote# 36747

I'm not to sure. Judaism is corrupt and so is Islam. Israel is a state of terror and Palestine is a home of terrorists. We clearly need a new Kingdom Jerusalem in Israel before Satan and the infidels succeeds in blowing the whole country up, sadly that's not going to happen with American and EU being controlled by capitalism and it's greed and all liberal "Catholics" being obsessed with former Pope John Paul II spitting at the memory of the heroic crusaders.

Suecianus, CF 25 Comments [3/26/2008 7:42:47 PM]
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Quote# 36756

One night when my wife was complaining to me about the child's insolence, out of nowhere I said, "Her problems are those stinking doll babies, it's witchcraft".

The next night while I was praying for someone's DELIVERANCE, she picked up an encyclopedia to check what it said about dolls! There it was: "origin in witchcraft and magic".

Demonbuster, Demonbuster.com 50 Comments [3/26/2008 7:36:44 PM]
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