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Quote# 36602

(Describing the post Armageddon world)

I believe the Lord will begin to restore the planet to its pre-flood climate, restoring the firmament above the earth (water canopy) and the year round sub-tropical environment descriptive of Eden. Due to the water canopy's innate ability to block UV rays, and therefore drastically decrease cellular degeneration, people will age VERY slowly. (Or perhaps prolonged life is the direct result of proximity to Christ who is God). Those who look like young children may actually be 40 or so years old. Those who look like adults may actually be alot closer to 200 years old or so. It will be a very curious time we are not accustomed to.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [3/23/2008 5:17:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Khaine
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Quote# 36592

[how can a loving god send someone to hell?]

He can do it without pity or mercy. When judgment day comes, there won't be a tear shed by the saved for the unsaved, because we will see and understand as our God does.

tall timbers, rapture ready 52 Comments [3/23/2008 3:13:59 AM]
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Submitted By: dredknot
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Quote# 36599

"The explosion happened at a distance of over twenty billion light years from Earth."

So, does this mean it exploded 20 billion years ago and we are just now seeing the light? So I wonder how we can see light from something that exploded billions of years before it was created 8000 years ago?

Mulligan, Rapture Ready 61 Comments [3/23/2008 2:33:29 AM]
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Quote# 36564

The definition of KIND.

A kind is a plant or animal at the top of God's taxon that contains all the genetic blueprints necessary to replenish the earth as God intended.

In early Genesis, the kinds are not easily identified, as they probably only lived for one or two generations - (but their lifespans were very long).

They would have been of the more docile, domestic kind, and certainly would not have included carnivores in their incipient stages.

These may have included such creatures as the winged horse, but that's just a guess.

By Genesis 6, the kinds would have been less docile, and leaning more toward survival in an hostile environment.

These kinds would have included the animals that are not currently mentioned in man's taxons; such as behemoth, leviathan, fowled bats, four-legged grasshoppers, satyrs, unicorns, et. al.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 51 Comments [3/23/2008 2:28:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 36594

Yes, Jesus is coming soon. What does "soon" mean?

I keep changing my mind from 5 to 30 years.

When I hear of the Jews are making plans for building the third temple, I get excited. I believe in a pre-tribulation rapture. So, if I am hear on Earth with the third temple, something has to be wrong with my theories.[...]

When I think about the whole world seeing the return of Jesus, my definition of "soon" moves to 30 years or more. My idea is that the whole world needs to be plugged into Fox news to know when to look for Jesus coming in the sky. I think that we are about 30 years away from every around the world getting cable.

CommonSinner, CARM.ORG 66 Comments [3/23/2008 2:20:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath
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Quote# 36605

since (male) masturbation was a man touching male genitals, it would constitute a homosexual act, and therefore be a sin.

alex872, ChristianForums.com 68 Comments [3/23/2008 2:05:29 AM]
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Quote# 36580

[In response to a girl asking if she'll go to hell for having sex with her boyfriend]

you and your boy friend had sex last night. Do you want to know how bad that was ? God killed his own Son and his Son went to hell because of what you and your boy friend did.

did he not?
and if you don't care about the forgivness Jesus won for you on the cross that day . keep on rejecting it keep on doing what you did last night . will you go to hell ?
yes very likly . because you by keeping on show that you reject the forgivness won for you both by Jesus . Repentance has two parts truly feeling sorry for sin so sorry you never want to do that sin again . and also trusting with all your heart that you are forgiven by what Jesus has done for you on the cross.
And it would not be right for me not to say your playing with fire; hells fire.if you keep on.



this is what God says
1 Corinthians 6:9-10

1 Corinthians 6:15-18

Ephesians 5:3


Why don't you and your boyfriend talk to your pastor about this?

Perhaps he may even suggest you guys should get married fairly soon .so satan can't tempt you with sex before marriage again .

horsecamp, Christianity Board 66 Comments [3/22/2008 9:37:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath
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Quote# 36557

[On being called selfish for wanting to be raptured because of loved ones that would end up in hell]

It's not selfish for the Bride to want to be with her Bridegroom. Or to want the children now under the age of accountability to be spared the ravages of this increasingly wicked world, in which they will have little hope of growing up to be Christians, thanks to an increasingly wicked school system and governments. Or to want Israel to be brought to the point where it will, at last, recognize its Messiah, so that Jesus can finally come back and bring permanent peace to Israel and the whole Middle East.

Besides, Jesus is going to award a crown to those who love His appearing!

kgreen20's Avatar, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [3/22/2008 6:57:54 PM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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Quote# 36572

Heros of the Cultural War

There is a cultural war in America between Christians and Atheists. This war is being fought on the battlefield of politics. The battles are in the voting booth. The prize in the cultural war is the hearts, minds and souls of the children. The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, Conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats. The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, homosexuality and the Atheistic Lifestyle by having democrats in control of government.

clirus, CF 35 Comments [3/22/2008 6:56:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Alina
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Quote# 36569

Please stop claiming that Ireland is 600 million years old. There is no scientific evidence whatsoever to support this view. This Blueprint programme is an attack on biblical truth. The world was created by a divine designer and nothing this toothless mammoth can "reveal" will overturn that FACT.

Here is the simple truth for you:

Evolution = THEORY

Creation = FACT

When you speak about evolution, William, I hope you will use the word THEORY to make it clear to your viewers that there is no factual basis to this view of the world.

PTL, Will and Testament 52 Comments [3/22/2008 6:28:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Harvey Wilson
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Quote# 36565

Well, the Noah story may well be a little over-blown. But why is evolution, a simple man-made idea now viewed as science?

There is no science to the theory, just conclusions, educated guesses, facts that may mean something else completely.

The funny part of the theory is how the explanations are added and added on too with no evidence whatsoever.

To me the single biggest disclaimer about the theory is the dinosaurs. If evolution actually happened then why did the dinosaurs exist first? And if the dinosaurs evolved why did they become dinosaurs. And then the next life after them became all the animals of today? Makes very little sense.

Steve b., Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [3/22/2008 6:22:30 PM]
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Submitted By: TheOutsider
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Quote# 36552

Atheist now that science is confirming some of what Jesus says are you...?
willing to accept that there might be something to Christianity?

Jesus said "as you have believed so shall it be done unto you." Quantum physics is no showing us that what we believe and think has an absolute effect on what happens in the real world. Check out the book The Divine Matrix (for one of many). Do you still think Jesus is a complete myth?

T-Minus-..., Yahoo! Answers 45 Comments [3/22/2008 6:21:54 PM]
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Quote# 36587

Furthermore, most abortions done in the United States, are done illegally to begin with. So not only are those that partake in abortions murderers, but we can add law-breaker to the list as well.

Jason, King James Bible Only 30 Comments [3/22/2008 4:38:44 PM]
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Submitted By: gamerchick
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Quote# 36556

I hope that America will elect a conservative leadership, protect Christianity and roll back some of the "social experiments" that have led to our decline. No more abortion, take control of our borders and defend the right of people to worship. That's my hope for the USA.

But what I believe is that regardless of who is elected, America will continue her downward spiral into chaos. Gay agendas, filthy movies and music, sexualizing children and the attack on the family unit will continue full force. Someone once said that if God doesn't punish America then He'd have to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah. I don't think this is something that we can stop.

America is not listed in the Bible as a major player in the End Times. That means that we aren't a major player in Tribulation world events. If God says we're out...then we're out. This is an indication that the USA will be judged one way or another.

Just because I think that the decline of America is inevitable, that doesn't get us "off the hook". We still have the obligation to do as much as we can to make sure that more people join us for the Rapture. We can try to delay the inevitable in order to win more souls, but the fact remains that at some point...the America left on this planet will consist exclusively of unbelievers.

Pagemistress, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [3/22/2008 4:34:28 PM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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Quote# 36560

It always amazes me how people will go back to ancient accounts of any number of things, Alexander the Great, The Greeks, The Romans, even cavemen, etc. and nobody questions any of it. The Bible? NO, people made that up for little morality guides!

The spiritual mirror is blinding.

logosone, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [3/22/2008 4:31:36 PM]
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Quote# 36554

Imagine this. Obama becomes president and he gets us out of Irag and brings our troops home. Then Iran and Russia and friends start the GOg/Magog war and Obama sits on his hands and doesn't help Isreal. That is exactly what he will do if elected president. I don't think the Republicans have a chance of wining this election. Obama's election will bring the rapture a giant step forward.

Armon, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [3/22/2008 2:02:55 PM]
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Submitted By: antichrist
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Quote# 36550

[In response to: That's the beauty of science. It adapts with new information. Creationists have a huge trouble with this aspect, they keep trying to battle it as if it were immutable dogma. And find themselves frustrated when it isn't, and start ranting about how the fact that it keeps changing must somehow undermine it.]


That's the beauty of of the Bible. The Bible is thousands of years old, it has never changed, and it has never been proved wrong.

Not only that, as you can see in the link in my previous post it is scientifically acccurate.

It's when something has to keep changing and keep adapting to suit mens new ideas and their new interpretation of the evidence that any person with common sense should stop holding it so highly on some perfect, 100% accurate pedestal.

Rachsquelch, Youthink 35 Comments [3/22/2008 1:59:48 PM]
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Submitted By: malendras
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Quote# 36576

But during the flood, it didn't just rain, there was water gushing, earth opening up and all sorts. So, it would have been rather like a washing machine, in a way: I could imagine that when it all subsided, the dinosaurs fell to the bottom first?

Mr Woolf, C4 Forums 41 Comments [3/22/2008 1:42:17 PM]
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Quote# 36561

[In response to: Last week, the University of Virginia's student paper, The Cavalier Daily, ran a cartoon depicting a naked man smoking a cigarette in bed. Standing beside the bed, a woman in her underwear buttons up her shirt and asks, "Come on God, be honest - Did you really get a vasectomy? I can't let Joseph find out about this." The man replies, "Well, Mary, you're f***ed."]

Locally, are there a hate crime laws that can be applied?

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [3/22/2008 7:10:44 AM]
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Quote# 36543

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzardhut
"They always interview these highly religious 'scholars', usually with collars, who don't understand a thing about salvation, prophecy, or scripture."

I hate that, don't you? It's nearly impossible to find a movie or documentary that is accurate according to the Bible without some "expert" ruining the whole thing.

denny272, RaptureReady 31 Comments [3/22/2008 6:57:20 AM]
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Quote# 36573

"No one is ordering the man to go to Church. They are simply giving him a choice of Church or jail."

jeff316, Where's George Forums (money-tracking) 57 Comments [3/22/2008 6:56:53 AM]
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Submitted By: benjdm
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Quote# 36534

Evolution is a religious fundamentalist cult with no fact. Creationism is based on facts of history.

beatruefriend, ABC News: "Biblically Correct" Tour Guides 37 Comments [3/22/2008 6:56:25 AM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 36551

Curious minds would like to know how birds evolved from dinosaurs if the dinos were completely and utterly destroyed by a meteor?

Christian Bad Boy, Why Won't God Heal Amputees 25 Comments [3/22/2008 4:37:04 AM]
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Quote# 36553

Mike there cannot be any debate here, because to "debate" about a God is to ignore A) His written word, B) directly observable phenomina here on earth and C) all of human history going back to the origins of this planet nearly 6000 years ago. To deny these things is a denial of reality, and I honestly feel almost as ridiculous as a child denying babies come from the stork.

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM.ORG 42 Comments [3/22/2008 4:34:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Archaeopath
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Quote# 36549

When parental authority is rebelled against, it opens the door to come against all constituted authority. Honoring those who are over you, those who are honorable (especially parents) releases a special hormone from your brain, permeating your body, that gives long life. If you don't do this that hormone dries up and your bones dry up. The disobedient don't live long. The life span of a homosexual is about 40 years. This is not because of AIDS. They die of a bad conscience.

Elbert Eugene Spriggs, Twelve Tribes-EX 74 Comments [3/21/2008 11:23:51 PM]
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