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Quote# 42055

You do not play with the name of God: He [George Carlin] callanged God to strike him down,and He did. Do not play with serious things.

Anonymous, George Carlin Dies, TicketNews Comments 21 Comments [6/30/2008 11:20:54 PM]
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Quote# 42067

["Mathematical proof" of God's existance! Fasten your seatbelts!]

I believe that God created the heavens and the earth. If He really did, it should be possible to prove it mathematically. How would the theorem be written to express such an idea as the creation of the universe?

First we must define the universe in mathematical terms.

Define "c" as the percentage of the material universe created by God, "e" as the percentage of the universe which evolved by chance, "x" as the percentage of other material substance, and "1" as 100% of the whole universe containing everything that is.

We can define the material universe as c + e + x = 1

"God created the universe" can be expressed as, "c = 1".

Theorem:
Given c + e + x = 1
Then c = 1

I have calculated the values of "c" and "e" discovering that c = 1 and e = 0. Solving c + e + x = 1 for "x" results in x = 0. Substituting the values for each quantity, we have 1 + 0 + 0 = 1, a true statement. Thus c + e + x = 1 is equivalent to c = 1. Given the fact that there is a universe, mathematical calculations prove that it is the creation of God.

To prove the theorem, it is first necessary to prove that c = 1. The eye-witness testimony of God Himself concerning creation, and the proof He gave me in my own life that He is a living Creator, prove to me that he created the heavens and the earth. I thank God for this direct proof and that there is also mathematical proof that He is the Creator.

Jerry Duke, Personal web-site 46 Comments [6/30/2008 9:48:36 PM]
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Quote# 42039

Atheists resent God for giving competition to their sole claims of what is good and right for everyone.

LeeYoungHo, Darkfall Forums 6 Comments [6/30/2008 8:20:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Thomas Paine
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Quote# 42036

Goth is a deplorable type of heathen culture that glorifies everything that is vile and unholy. The dictionary defines "Goth" as: A crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement. This pretty much sums up the Goth culture today. Goth glorifies things that are sick, nasty, improper, freakish, and downright demonic. Goth is NOT just the music. In fact, not all Goths listen to Goth music.The term "Goth" refers to all categories of Gothics, from Emo 'Goths' to black metal 'Goths' to vampire 'Goths; from thrasher 'Goths' to punk 'Goths' to industrial 'Goths.' "Goth" is just a word the media uses to group a certain type of people together. The Goth culture includes Emos/ punks/ Wiccan witches/ self-abusers/ thrashers/ grungers/ heavy metallers, et cetera. This includes the Marilyn Manson, AC/DC, Smashing Pumpkins, Van Halen and Ozzy Osbourne crowd as well.

Goth causes teenage girls to become whores, depresses kids to the point of cutting themselves, and turns otherwise normal kids into Columbine shooters. The Goth culture is obsessed with death and the darker side of life, which is clearly evidenced in Goth music. Goth is of the Devil.

Goth in itself is a mental illness, a sickness of the soul, mainly affecting teenagers in the same way as schizophrenia would, although to a greater extent. Its symptoms range from isolation and negativity to aggression and hate for humanity, depression, violent outbursts, low self esteem, self-loathing, self-harming and suicide. Many Goths turn to a life of crime to feed their addiction to drugs, sadism, violence and perversion.

There is a theme running through all these different types of gothic groups, and a common fashion and dress that all tribes of Goth wear. The clothing is usually dark and sinister looking, sometimes called the 'gothic uniform.' Goth women often wear black lip stick and paint their eyes so dark with mascara that they look like vampires. Goths are all obsessed with death and despair, with terror and violence, and most Goths use drugs as a form of everyday life. Some abuse their children, perform Satanic rituals, and drink human blood.

David J. Stewart, jesus is savior 63 Comments [6/30/2008 8:20:27 PM]
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Submitted By: hamhawk52
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Quote# 42042

There was once a dig in siberia where they drilled to a new record depth and broke into a hollow chamber only to heae the screams of those from hell. If you haven't heard of this I know why. Atheists control the media and they suppress this sore of thing. They do the same to ghost sightings.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 35 Comments [6/30/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 42052

...The Bible actually reveals the principle of gravity long before Newton came along, in the concept of Sheol, the grave.

The grave- gravity!
Gravitation- the grave!
Interesting connection there, eh?

...And you say, "Oh, well that's a really weak etymological connection."
Do you think so? You might want to check every occurence of the word "Sheol" in the Hebrew text and see how it correlates with the concept of gravity.

I don't know, what is it, like 40 occurences, maybe more, and most of them refer to down to the grave, and only once, I think, is the preposition up (isn't that a preposition?) used?

minorityop, Youtube video, "An Atheist with a Bible is a Dangerous Thing! (Pt.1)" 21 Comments [6/30/2008 8:17:42 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 42043

EXACTLY! They concocted this child in a lab for the sole purpose of it not being GENETICALLY predisposed to breast cancer. What about everything else in the world that is NOT genetic? How do they plan on stopping that and what's next... creating someone who could live forever or disease free? This, IMHO, is just the beginning of many things to come with scientists altering the human race and "weeding out". God must be furious! How dare they?

[how in the bloody hell can they be mad about science improving quality of life?]

Critty, (not Rapture Ready but it's spin-off: Prophecy Fellowship Forums) 7 Comments [6/30/2008 8:17:15 PM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 42037

The Beatles still top the charts for all-time albums sold, amounting to billions of dollars in profits. Tragically, The Beatles were heathen Communists, who praised false religions, glorified sexual immorality, and even blasphemed the Lord Jesus Christ throughout their careers.

It was Paul McCartney of The Beatles who said...

"We probably seem to be anti-religious. . . none of us believes in God." (Hit Parader, Jan 1970, p.15)

Band member, John Lennon said...

"Christianity will go, it will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and will be proved right. . . .We're more popular than Jesus now." (San Francisco Chronicle, April 13, 1966, p.26)

John Lennon, in his book, A Spaniard in the Works, portrays Jesus Christ as...

"Jesus El Pifico, a garlic-eating, stinking little yellow, greasy fascist bastard catholic Spaniard." (A Spaniard in the Works, p.14).

Yet, these godless and heathen men are praised in society as if they're heroes. I once told a man that The Beatles were Communists. He said he didn't believe it, until he heard The Beatle's song, Back In The U.S.S.R. (...boy you don't know how lucky you are!). The Beatles praised Communist leaders, promoted illegal drug usage, defiled themselves in backstage sex orgies, and glorified sin with their music.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is savior 20 Comments [6/30/2008 7:57:26 PM]
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Submitted By: hamhawk52
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Quote# 42029

(about Obama)
false humility beats around bushes. It is OUR JOB to judge righteous judgements.

"do you not know that you shall judge even the very angels of heaven"

The Bible



judge not" scriptures are not for this circumstance.. it was refering to a "BROTHER"

not a worker of iniquity.

peace out

Mary

marymieres, OneNewsNow 5 Comments [6/30/2008 7:56:54 PM]
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Quote# 42053

Isn't it sad when children are targeted with this propaganda? Get them while they are young, and you'll have them for good. The Bible teaches that if you train up a child in the way he should go, when he is old he will not depart from it. (Proverbs 22:6) I think the same rule applies to many teachings, including false teachings. The Evolutionists know that the only way for their theory to thrive is to push it onto the public as fast as they can, as soon as they can, and as often as they can.

[...]

A great resource I would recommend to your niece is a small booklet called "Are you being brainwashed?" This small booklet has caused so much heartburn for evolutionists in the education system that many teachers have outright demanded that students not bring it to class.

[[Isn't it sad when children are targeted with this propaganda, Mr. Sampson?]]

Jonathan Sampson, drdino.com 12 Comments [6/30/2008 7:44:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Davidovic
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Quote# 42050

[FEEEEEEEL THAT CHRISTIAN LOVE!!!]

jesus says in the bible homosexuality is disgusting, and that it makes god vomit. that is what the bible says, and for you to deny that is shutting you away from god's blessing. i hate that people accept people for being gay,i know your suppoesed to love them, but you need to tell them that they are terriblly wrong in their walk with god. god never makes a man to have an attraction to another man, you pervert your mind to have an attraction to another man. how could you do that to your lord, how could you do that. he told you not to, and yet you deny and go your own way.. trust me, you will regret what you are doing...

~dude

skillet dude, Flyleaffans.com 10 Comments [6/30/2008 7:42:26 PM]
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Quote# 42041

You can save the world 10x and you still won't get into heaven unless you accept Jesus as your savior. Don't be fooled, hell is filled with good people.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 35 Comments [6/30/2008 7:22:09 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 42035

The problem is they want to teach them theories that are fundamentally unimportant to the expansion of man's control over the planet and reality so that they can propagate their selfish desire to "know more than you about the universe and rub it in your face". When they and their logic is flawed from the beginning because they are stupid.

Attau, Darkfall Forums 3 Comments [6/30/2008 7:08:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Thomas Paine
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Quote# 42031

"If same-sex marriage is allowed, can that be in combination with different-sex marriage, which then makes a threesome? If any entity allows same-sex marriage, that allowance redefines marriage, and by extension the entity must then allow any group to redefine marriage as they see fit. Polygamous groups will be next in line, followed by who-knows-what."

Les Preston, Winston-Salem (NC) Journal 12 Comments [6/30/2008 6:51:26 PM]
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Submitted By: captain intenso
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Quote# 42038

[If you can come up with a scientific theory as alternative for Evolution I'll be the first to congratulate you on your Noble prize.]

I'm afraid if I actually fill that request you'll demand that the only science that matters is yours, since I suspect you're really talking about your religion. But yes, others do exist, and well within the realm of intellectual, empirical science based on other scientific theories.

Then again that rather misses the point, why must the deviating explanation be scientific? Science is not based on fact in the first place.

Surly, Darkfall Forums 5 Comments [6/30/2008 5:05:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Thomas Paine
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Quote# 42027

Yes, folks, it is true. It is incumbent upon us Watchmen to evangelize and to warn--despite any ridicule or persecution that may result. We have eyes to see and ears to hear while so many around us choose to be dumb and blind--self-afflicted with a malignant case of Cranial Rectumitis. Through prayer and guidance from our Lord we may be able to peform a "healing" of sorts for some of these people. We may be plastic surgeons guided by the Holy Spirit, using scripture, our walks, and our talks as a scalpel to perfrom the neccessary surgery to undo the "CR" that so many around us are content to suffer from.

JY11, RaptureReady 6 Comments [6/30/2008 5:03:51 PM]
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Quote# 42019

[comment on a video saying birth control pills cause "embryonic abortions" as if that doesn't happen normally if the body is unreceptive to the egg...]

If a woman had any "bodily integrity," she wouldn't be getting her own child ripped out of her with a crushed skull - or chemically starving or poisoning him or her either. Human rights will prevail like it always has and always will. And you and the rest of the killers will be thrown on the ash heap of history just like the nazi's were. They revised and played with the Geneva convention also. Your blood soaked rhetoric will not keep those fossils on the supreme court alive..

YourHumanRights, YouTube 4 Comments [6/30/2008 4:52:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Miri
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Quote# 42013

I think the lie will be that the antichrist is the good guy and that Jesus is the bad guy which is why all of earth gathers to fight the alien invader ( Jesus) at amageddon!

dougcsc, RR 7 Comments [6/30/2008 4:40:58 PM]
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Quote# 42033

[On a thread about evolution]
Why the need to read a thread when all I have to do is get a calculator and tap: 0 x 0 and then the equal button?

You get the answer that atheism asserts is where everything came from.

0 x 0 = atheism, not reality.

Polycarp_fan, Christian Forums 7 Comments [6/30/2008 4:39:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Dr. Unk
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Quote# 42002

Stupid atheists. Stop listening to deluded scientists and think for yourselves. The Bible is the only truth. Questioning the validity of the Bible is both delusional and narrow-minded. If something contradicts the Bible then it is wrong. Period.

rabidanimal42, YouTube 22 Comments [6/30/2008 4:22:43 PM]
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Quote# 42025

Quote
"and explain to then why King James is so super cool,wouldn't it be better to go for one of the other English translated,less tyrannical influence,than trying to convince King James was great"

I said,
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"First of all, King James was one of the best kings, if not THE best king, that England ever had. He had nothing to do with the actual translation work, other than granting his permission for the work to be done, and seeing to it that the translation committee had what they needed to get the job done."

It doesn't MATTER whether James was a Christian, a non-Christian, a good Christian, a bad Christian or an indifferent Christian. If you do the homework, I think you will find some interesting reading and a good testament to the moral values and manner of living of King James in his letter to his son in the book "Basilicon Doron".

Trying to character assassinate James is a red herring, a straw man argument, and totally irrelevant to the real issue. The point is that THE KING JAMES BIBLE IS A TRUE AND FAITHFUL TRANSLATION OF THE RIGHT MANUSCRIPTS AND IS THE BEST BIBLE THAT HAS EVER BEEN PRINTED (OR, IMHO, WILL EVER BE PRINTED). The tactics of the "Yea Hath God Said? Society" never change.

cold fusion, PrisonPlanet 14 Comments [6/30/2008 4:22:37 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova
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Quote# 42004

The theory of the Big Bang that I have known all about, most my life states that: In the Beginning there was a little dot that nobody knows how it got there but it had all the matter of the entire universe crammed into it and the tiny dot couldn't handle it all and so BOOM it exploded with a big bang and everything in the universe is came into being everything you see and it kind of ties in with evolution. I would rather just trust the Bible, it says 6 days and I believe it, the original word used in that instance( I don't remember what language) is YOM and it means a 24 hour period, and it is also used when it refers to Jonah in the whale, Jesus when he fasted in the desert and several other instances. I can show you more examples when I find the book that talks about it. I believe that you are pretty strong rooted Christian but I believe the WHOLE Bible and it WAS six literal days. I get most of my apologetics resources(including that book) from AnswersInGenesis.org I also just want to say that science and the Bible go together no matter what people say.

the amazing LukeeD, Flyleaffan.com 9 Comments [6/30/2008 4:12:48 PM]
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Quote# 42023

the tabernacle was a moving temple (mosque) idiot.
it was a large tent that housed the holy bible!

later the tabernacle was built from stones over the bible on the hill in jerusalem.

Al-Aqsa Mosque (the praying temple- the synogogue, the temple of god, what ever you name it in different languages is the Aqsa Mosque stupid.

reletomp, FFI 3 Comments [6/30/2008 4:11:36 PM]
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Submitted By: ixolite
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Quote# 42015

Some New Agers are already saying that around 2012 or thereabouts, the "enlightened" folks will make some sort of evolutionary leap into a new consciousness, and that we narrow minded, simple, deluded Christians will be the ones "left behind" in the other dimension. They'll see us disappear and think they were the ones that moved... go figure.

rnman99, RR 7 Comments [6/30/2008 3:04:58 PM]
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Quote# 42032

"All that's clear is that relativity and quantum mechanics leads to atheism. It may not serve as a replacement for God but knowledge of such things must be in opposition to God. Such filth is exactly why I am going to homeschool my son."

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 13 Comments [6/30/2008 1:47:33 PM]
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