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Quote# 41660

Why doesn't anyone believe this truth?
i dont know why people wont believe this. this is going to happen and everyone just shurggs it off as a bunch of lies

the reason god doesn't like gays, or asians is because they do not have souls. let me explain. people who do not have souls bare some characteristics of the devil such as bad eyesight and no hair, and average intelligence (asians are good at math and engineering and gays have big vocabularies). the devil creates gays and asians and sends them to earth to convert regular church going humans into atheists and agnostics. after the apocalypse, the devil is going to gather up his army of atheists, agnostics, gays, and asians and is going to launch a full blown checmical/nuclear attack on heaven. now, god knows this, but the devil is very powerful, and works his way around god's powers.

i am trying to save the future generations of us humans to spreading this truth. the more beliver we have, the more chance we have of surviving. how do i make people believe it?

Kirby, Yahoo! Answers 73 Comments [6/25/2008 10:01:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 41681

1. Atheists are resentfully anti-religious.
2. Atheists incorrectly believe that they are not a religion.
3. Atheists incorrectly believe in the ‘absence of belief’ myth.
4. Atheists are self righteous.
5. Atheists impose their beliefs and doctrine upon others more than any other religion.
6. Atheists are blind fanatics.
7. Atheists argue for the sake of winning without intention of coming to conclusion.
8. Atheists cry and complain about anything religious.
9. Atheists are emotionally unstable.
10. Atheists discriminate against religious.
11. Atheists are control freaks.
12. Atheists are closed minded and ignorant.
13. Atheists have little grip on reality.
14. Atheists have no concept of logic.
15. Atheists only wish to attack without intention of coming to conclusion.

lixluke, SciForum 57 Comments [6/25/2008 9:31:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Max B
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Quote# 41667

i have a friend who decided he liked men (after being married to a wonderful woman for a long time and had 3 kids..etc etc) ... he was diagnosed with HIV which then turned into full-blown (pardon the pun) aids ... he then decided that being gay wasnt all its cracked up to be (pun not intended again) and he CHOSE to be straight. his aids is completely gone, as well as HIV... he and his wife are fine together. so umm... it is a choice. and he will tell that to anyone who asks...

Larkyn, Military.com 105 Comments [6/25/2008 9:21:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 19
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Quote# 41656

(The whole article warrants a read, but this sample should whet your appetite.)

"I think he's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own world view, his own confused theology," Dobson said, adding that Obama is "dragging biblical understanding through the gutter."

James Dobson, CNN.com 52 Comments [6/25/2008 7:24:33 PM]
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Submitted By: Son of a Nonymous
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Quote# 41657

(regarding the new film "Get Smart")

boycott this filth. there is so much sexual innuendo that our young children do not need to see. the innuendo that he was looking up her skirt.

and dont even get me started on him kissing another guy at the end. that is disgusting and immoral.

pjmcguirk85, IMDB 47 Comments [6/25/2008 7:19:18 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: spaceiswater123
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Quote# 41647

[Who is going to fix this quote?]

I have been personally studying & following the creation vs. evolution controversy for near 10 years now & must say evolution is a loser most of its proponents are socialistic God-haters who seem to lie & distort everything to suit & fit their needs! Evolution is at best a silly notion that defies open examination; & upon acceptance of it as fact it only clouds ones judgement & reasoning! Look at history & the thinkers of the past who have embraced it they are all moral degenerate in their lives!

frank schlernitzauer, TalkOrigins 46 Comments [6/25/2008 4:26:46 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 41630

[about george carlin (may he RIP)]

I, too, found myself thinking that this guy was in for a world of hurt now that he has died. . . unless he repented and accepted. One can only hope.

He was beyond lost, he was willfully antagonistic. I always felt as though a good exorcism would have done him good. . . surely only someone possessed by a demon could be that willfully blasphemous of God and Jesus Christ.

Maybe he is one of those who will call out to Christ from the pits of hell. . .

And to think, people observed this 'damning myself to hell' behavior and found it funny

RebMel, RR 46 Comments [6/25/2008 4:23:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By:
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Quote# 41627

If God ISNT real, who created the earth?? And seriously, the big bang is not real. If it is, how would it have been created? even bigger, did it created 'Everything'? No. God did. Theres proof out there. ask ANY Christian. Praying is the most proof you'll get. If you ask for protection, You'll get it. No matter wht.

Banana S, Yahoo! Answers R&S 49 Comments [6/25/2008 4:13:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 41558

All have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Babies are born guilty, however, God understands this. It's called the age of accountability. Even though those babies were killed, it was the most merciful thing that could have been done, for they would have no doubt grown up to become the very same guilty adults that their fathers were. Instead, even though they died, we (Christians) will see them in heaven.

Jesusissavior, FSTDT Forums 57 Comments [6/25/2008 4:02:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Moordryd
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Quote# 41653

God will take care of the planet, it is not our job to clean it up. It cleans itself. If we're here, we're doing something right, and God is proud.

Trinidad and Tobago, Christian discussion forums 50 Comments [6/25/2008 3:55:31 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 41666

True_Blue's definition of a species for sexually reproducing organisms is a population of organisms that an interbreed successfully if the egg and sperm can combine in a petri dish to produce a healthy offspring. Thus, a poodle and a Great Dane are of the same species. Giraffes, zebras, and horses are of the same species. In fact, I would be entirely unsurprised if owls shared the same species as birds like pidgeons. By that definition, monkeys and people would be of different species.

True_Blue, www.christianforums.com 46 Comments [6/25/2008 3:13:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: tigerdreams
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Quote# 41650

Clearly, the Bible - by using this kind of terminology - shows beyond any reasonable doubt that the basic nature of cats, while created perfect by God, has become evil or 'beastlike' since the fall of Adam six thousand years ago, and more probably, since the Great Flood of Noah's time (c2350 B.C.E.). This is a development of the condition borne by the 'Original Serpent', the 'Great Dragon' Lucifer himself. (Gen. 3:1) Indeed, modern studies of classification of cats, while not necessarily being reliable as they may be based on the discredited 'theory' of evolution, strongly associate felines with serpents (despite some external differences in physiology and morphology, which confuse those who do not study these matters deeply).

Carlo, no board 60 Comments [6/25/2008 3:10:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: The Brazilian
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Quote# 41655

[in response to a blogger going to an Arab festival, and Christians (SURPRISE) being there to convert]

sorry but this blog is moronic. your being rude towards christians by hinting that muslums have a right to throw a party for their religion and suddenly christians have no right to do what they want. you have a lot of growing up to do, kiddo.

ashley, Swimchick.net 34 Comments [6/25/2008 3:02:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 41635

ADDIS ABABA (Reuters) - Over a quarter of Ethiopia's HIV/AIDS patients on drugs are not taking their medicine because of logistical problems but also due to religious beliefs, the head of a treatment body said on Tuesday.

Over 40,000 of Ethiopia's 156,360 HIV/AIDS patients on the life-prolonging medication have discontinued treatment "due to problems of transportation to hospitals," said Dr Ygeremu Abebe, the director of the Clinton Foundation in Ethiopia.

Some however stopped taking the anti-retroviral medicine on the prompting of religious leaders who encouraged them to take "holy water" instead, he said.

Ethiopian Orthodox priests, SwissInfo 32 Comments [6/25/2008 2:29:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 41614

So... if you had a choice in the end of days?
What group of people are you taking out first? I'm going for the gays first.

How's Your Wife and My Kid?, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [6/25/2008 2:12:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: shadow12615
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Quote# 41642

[On "One night in Bangkok"]

It's great to see the long version of this song. Oh... just FYI for those into trivia... this song is illegal in Thailand. It was outlawed by the Thai government back in the 80's because it insults their pagan god "Buddha".

[Someone corrects them, telling them Bhudda is not a god]

Smilingschip, I knew that someone was going to say that. While some follow him merely for his antichrist teachings, Buddha is in fact most certainly worshipped by thousands of people, therefore making him a "god". Buddhism is a religion and there is no such thing as a religion without a god. Buddhism is a religion because Buddha is worshipped as a god. There are colleges to educate you on these things.

hmghosthost, Youtube Comments 53 Comments [6/25/2008 8:29:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Ryushikaze
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Quote# 41632

From Iago: "Hey Ray,
"If chickens were created on Day 5 or possibly 6, why can't we find chickens in the rocks with the rest of the dinos?"


For the same reason that a thief can't find the cell phone in his poket to call 911.

JOSHUA S BLACK, Comfort Food: The Soap Box -- Ray Comfort’s Blog 83 Comments [6/25/2008 5:20:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 41682

(Each one ofLoneWolf1984's responses are individual posts one after another instead of altogether)

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[I grew up Catholic, and I used to really believe in, and love Jesus with all my cute little heart.

Then I learned that Dinosaurs were real, and that there's no air inside a fish's stomach for 3 days, and that actual manuscripts from hundreds of independent sources in actual biblical times, don't seem to recall any of it happening, anywhere.

No real proof Jesus was born or ever existed at all, much less whether or not mum was a virgin.

Seems to be astrology based actually. Has to do with stars, and the seasons, and the ancient calender. A circle, with twelve months, and a cross splitting the seasons. Death is the winter, rebirth is the spring.

I do hope reading stuff like that burns your eyes a little. It's not really your eyes, it's your brain choking on Jesus and being rendered unable to process the information.

One last thing, typing in all caps is bad manners on the internet. It's not pantomime for yelling. The first thing people think when they see it, is 'what an asshat'.]

YOU ARE THE WORSE OF THE BAD MANNERS ON THIS SITE.

LESS MY SPIRTUAL EYES ARE OPEN WIDER THAN YOURS.

Jacob wrestle with a Angel.

Those Dinosaurs are the giant versions of the animals of today.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART.com 50 Comments [6/25/2008 5:19:02 AM]
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Quote# 41624

I've mentioned this before, Jeffery Dahmer accepted Christ before being murdered in prison. I find that awsome. The despicable horrible crimes he committed were forgiven by the Lord and he was saved. That same day as he was ushered into heaven by the angels, others were thrown into hell who may have devoted their entire lives to charities, good works, etc. they did not need to be saved they thought, they were good enough. Nothing unclean can be in the presence of God. Only the blood of Christ can make it possible to be in His presence.

Paul_M, RaptureReady 104 Comments [6/25/2008 1:55:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 13
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Quote# 41588

It takes vision to see what is in front of your eyes.

"Slovenly" "Drab" Unkempt" "Slatternly" "Blowzy" --many adjectives describe most women who wear jeans.

Since I noticed this trend, I am appalled by its pervasiveness. At least half of the women I see are wearing jeans.

Occasionally they are with husbands also clad in blue denim, emphasizing the unisex character of this proletarian garb. Occasionally there is an eldest daughter also wearing blue jeans, already promised to the cult of androgyny.

But usually these women are alone and don't look happy. Often they look angry or lost. Usually they are talking on a cell phone or listening to their ipod.

Men, if you're tempted by such a woman, her jeans are a signal that you may have to deal with "GID" --"gender identity disorder." Her jeans are saying: "I don't want to be a woman. I don't want to look good for men. I fear and distrust men. I want male prerogatives. I want to look like a man. I want to be a man."

Feminism which espoused "women's rights" actually has driven femininity underground, torn the sexes asunder, and stripped woman of recognition for being wives and mothers, roles essential to their own fulfillment, to men, and to children and society.

Henry Makow, Henry Makow /Save The Males 104 Comments [6/25/2008 12:09:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Charlie
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Quote# 41601

[After a long and nuanced cosmological debate on the nature of star formation]

You also have to remember that Noah lived over 900 years. Imagine the amount of children you could have in such a lifetime.

Glenn from PalmBeach, www.facebook.com 39 Comments [6/24/2008 11:58:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 41612

God allows evil for the greater good. Evil is any absense of God. God gives people the option to exit His intimate presence and people take it. Any loosening of his control of all is dangerous. But God loosens some of that control to bring about a willingness/love for that control. I for one am actually afraid of myself and the damage that I can do and so I hunger for Gods control and look forward to an eternity of it. You all are on the other side of that spectrum including hell/absense of God forever.

Helpu, Christian Biblical Errancy Debate 36 Comments [6/24/2008 11:51:02 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Apostate Lois
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Quote# 41592

I've seen many misconceptions from people who say the Earth is actually somehow a round ball in space. It is beyond absurd and preposterous so to try and clarify for them I've made a quick diagram showing just exactly how the Earth is flat and why it appears to be round from space. The reason Earth appears round from higher up is because gravity bends light, so the farther away you get from the light you become aware of just how powerful an influence gravity and refraction have on it. It's not that the Earth is actually curved it's just that the light is curving away from your eyes. The first picture here merely looks like a round object but it is obviously fake because it only shows part of the landmass - and obvious hint that there is a conspiracy cover up.

godworkshere, Youtube 65 Comments [6/24/2008 9:04:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 41605

It's starting to get bad against those of us who are believers. On days that I do my major house cleaning I put on worship music and my daughter and I sing and dance as we are cleaning. Well, most of the time we get so into it that the volume gets turned up loud Everytime we do this I think to myself "Is today the day I get a knock at my door and get told that if I don't turn off my believer's music that I will be arrested?". This used to be a crazy thought now it's not Even sadder is the idea that the neighbors blasting their horrible rock music won't be bothered for a second by the law.

kelly, RR 77 Comments [6/24/2008 9:04:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 41599

[denny272: Even the Muslims know the Messiah will arrive from the East. They buried their dead in front of the Eastern Gate of the Temple Mount in Israel thinking that the Messiah would not defile himself to cross through a cemetary at the Eastern Gate. Like that would actually stop him... {eye roll}]

Haha yeah seriously! Our Lord is gonna do some major destruction of his enemies when he arrives, so much so that their blood will splatter upon his raiment! Crazy mooozlums, like some ol dusty bones in a graveyard is gonna stop our conquering king!!

Ironguild, RR 56 Comments [6/24/2008 9:03:25 PM]
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