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Quote# 41556

But this is so true. The environmental, animal rights, evolutionist and green movements are all anti-democracy/ anti-life/ anti-God at their core.

popcornboy1970, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [6/24/2008 12:54:45 AM]
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Quote# 41491

Diversity is great if you're willing to accept that 2+2=9.113, if someone wants to say so. Christianity is a lot like math in that... there often IS only one right answer, or a limit to the possible correct answers to any situation.

Go worship Shiva or Buddha or Mohammed's God (which does not have Jesus as his DIVINE son), or any other thing you want, but realize that Christians must always view such as, at best, mis-informed ignorance, or worse, hell-spawned destruction of souls by hiding the true way to salvation.

You can see how this works out in the end.

And one day you will see the effect of this situation in outlawing my faith, because it CANNOT be diversified. It is either absolute or dead.

togodsownglory, What should everyone try at least once? (Xanga) 37 Comments [6/24/2008 12:48:07 AM]
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Submitted By: TheNerd
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Quote# 41552

When any of the idiots push this "pregnant man" crap, and its pure crap, they need to be sent back to 1st grade to review basic word definitions, and then to 4th greade to review basic biology.

"Pregnant" is the definiton of "female" or "woman."

Bob, Mens-Rights.net 75 Comments [6/23/2008 11:04:32 PM]
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Submitted By: JarJar_Head
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Quote# 41543

From the article. It's 100% true, you evo freaks know you don't have a scientific leg to stand on so you act in a most unscientific way,, You cry like a bunch of little Girl Scouts that lost their cookies. lol Cry all you want, the LIE of Evolution is coming to an end. Good riddance to bad garbage I say.

Stein's critics don't effectively refute anything in "Expelled"; they just use epithets to ridicule it and hope they can make it go away. However, it won't go away; even Scientific American, which labeled the movie "shameful," concedes that it cannot be ignored.

Wayne, Topix 37 Comments [6/23/2008 10:57:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Enkidu
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Quote# 41542

The Copernican [ heliocentricity ] heresy so thoroughly reversed man's view of the cosmos, the social order and hierarchy of moral values, that it was as if a new species of being had arisen; no doctrine has had a more pernicious influence on the human spirit. The English, French and American revolutions stemmed from it, and it paved the way for Darwinism, Marxism, Nietzsche, atheistic existentialism and Einstein. But worse, it has led to the modern doctrine of MORAL relativism, that there are no moral absolutes, which results in anarchism, hedonism and despair; also meaningless, mechanistic impersonal materialism. 'Surely our fathers have inherited nothing but lies' ( Jeremiah 7 )

Amnon, EarthDeception 29 Comments [6/23/2008 10:55:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Alethe
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Quote# 41539

Now, please understand this Biblical principle: if President George W. Bush were truly Born Again as he claims, and is led by the Holy Spirit, he would take the actions of righteous King Jehu, and would destroy the Washington Monument! He would have signed an Executive Order his first day in office to destroy and burn this huge obelisk. Further, if Reverends Franklin and Billy Graham were offering President Bush true Biblical advice, they would advise him that he had to destroy that obelisk, and begin the destruction of all symbols of Masonry now polluting America! For that matter, how could Dr. Franklin Graham "face the obelisk" when he offered his prayer prior to the Inauguration ceremony?

You protest that President Bush would encounter too much opposition to destroying such an historic piece of American history. You are right -- enormous opposition would be encountered -- but since when has that deterred a true man of God, on God's mission? Do you think King Jehu encountered no opposition? He did, but he rode the right hand of Almighty God on a righteous mission, and swept the opposition away! If George W. Bush were truly Born Again, he would have asked Christians all over the world to support him in this most courageous act!

The Washington Monument obelisk is a 555-foot erect penis of Baal in its sexually aroused state, for crying out loud! Why wouldn't God be offended?

Thus, when George W. Bush faced the obelisk like a good Illuminist would do, we are not convinced he is truly a Born Again Christian. When you hear President Bush announcing he is destroying the Washington Obelisk Monument, you may truly believe in your inner heart that he is Born Again.

CuttingEdge, Cutting Edge Ministries 77 Comments [6/23/2008 10:52:38 PM]
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Quote# 41516

I just have to say that I find it is hilarious that the same believers in evolution, the same believers that think humans came from absolutely nothing, and there is no higher power behind our creation, those same people believe something as mundane and incomplex (complex to them) as crop circles must have come from a higher intelligence (aliens). Sure, our bodies are made up of a perfect working machine consisting of hundreds of systems, organs, and reactions working in perfect tandem, but CROP CIRCLES...they're...crops bent over in patterns!! they MUST have come from aliens!! i laugh and scoff at such a fool.

A.D., TalkOrigins 36 Comments [6/23/2008 10:12:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 41534

Natural selection- cruel or not?

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Is natural selection cruel?

Evos seem to be spinning it that natural selection's losers are those who are selfish and "immoral". So serves them right, huh? So natural selection is not really cruel, it's moral and just. The selfish competitive bad guys lose out, whilst the commie good guys survive and prosper.

They fail to cite other examples of the losers of natural selection. For some reason they don't want to give people the whole truth. Such as what goes on when there's limited resources.

The commies are giving an acceptable spin on evolution theory, making it seem moral and just. They don't talk about the competition, the disabled and weak losing out etc.

Am is right, the evos are commie spin doctors.

Scarlets79, CARM 38 Comments [6/23/2008 10:09:53 PM]
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Quote# 41562

[Question: How many people here honestly believe god planted dinosaur bones to trick us (or test our faith, if you will)?]

I believe god made us curious and therefore realized we'd look back so he put things like the dinosaurs for us to find. Kinda like a test to weed out all the skeptics

xxskilledxxx, Yahoo! Answers 34 Comments [6/23/2008 10:06:37 PM]
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Submitted By: TheNerd
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Quote# 41526

lol, I think you missed the point of the deviation - still, nicely put from an evolutionary viewpoint.

Isn't this partly using the same 'fact' that we're also very closely related to the banana?

Besides, if we are 'Primates' like the chimp and the monkey, then why aren't other primates allowed on passenger airlines? Isn't that being racist?

ServantofJesus, deviantart 33 Comments [6/23/2008 9:59:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Voice of logic
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Quote# 41541

(This gem of Funditude comes to us from the "good" people who brought us the "Creation Museum" in KY, this is their July-September issue)

MONSTER RECORD

A partial fossil of what is presumed to be the largest known marine reptile has been found on a Norwegian island in the Arctic. Dubbed "the Monster," it appears to have been 50 feet long, larger than any other known pliosaur, including the well-known kronosaurs.
One expert suggested that The Monster would be able to "pick up a small car in its jaws and bite it in half."
Creationists suggest that biblical references to "sea monsters" such as Leviathan, could have been pliosaurs or plesiosaurs. Other old accounts of sea monsters, found across the globe, could be evidence that monsterous sea reptiles did not die out millions of years before humans appeared but were observed by people in relatively recent times.

Answers Magazine, Answers 18 Comments [6/23/2008 9:40:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Chi
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Quote# 41522

"The report comes one week after a family filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Columbus against Freshwater and the school district, saying Freshwater burned a cross on their child's arm that remained for three or four weeks."


...Just another story meant to make Christians look like fanatical weirdos.

Jsmythe, RaptureReady 37 Comments [6/23/2008 9:38:16 PM]
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Quote# 41511

While surfing through the program guide on Direct tv tonite, let me share some of the offerings on at 9:00pm EST.

How the Earth was made: History channel, so I'm sure it had nothing to do with creation
Hypersexual behaviour: One of the Discovery channels
Pact with the Devil: A "documentary" about a Satanist cult
History of Sex: Another Discovery channel
Late in life Lesbians: I think it was on Lifestyle network or something like that.

These were all located within about twenty channels and didn't require any "searching" for!!!
How can anyone not beleive we are in the end times????
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aluminum, RaptureReady 38 Comments [6/23/2008 8:57:55 PM]
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Quote# 41505

evolution is a recruiting tool for commies, atheists etc.
they've worked so hard to make it something people accept by faith
but now the Christians are waking up and smelling the lie

Scarlets79, CARM 35 Comments [6/23/2008 8:57:21 PM]
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Quote# 41548

i agree that people should not have sex unless they INTEND to have children

saygoodbyetoanniemay, www.youtube.com 47 Comments [6/23/2008 7:44:02 PM]
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Submitted By: needcatscan
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Quote# 41544

Don't even get me started on "Evil Pollution" ( evolution ) I will be glad the day that word is gone from our vocabularies! They state DNA replicates itself exactly everytime ( and it does, except for problems due to age or enviroment and then the cell dies due to deforming ) I have yet to figure out how these cells talk to the living things they are in so as to change perfectly to accomodate the conditions, if you know what I mean. For example an area is becoming more desert and the creature that is there needs more food storage due to lack of any. I guess the DNA talk to each other and it goes like this " hey GCAT!, yeah what? We need a food storage! Okay I tell you what I'll do I'll change the 5th ladder in the 12th gene so your body will have a storage area! Wow, great! Thanks! Yeah Evil Pollution is soooooo ridiculous the DNA will replicate no matter what for ever and a day and it has no way of knowing if thier is changes in itself and what the outcome would be of those changes. IT IS SOOOO BLASPHEMOUS TO SAY ANYTHING EVOLVED FROM NOTHING. JUST THE DNA AND RNA SHOW THEY HAD TO HAVE A CREATOR TO BE SOOO COMPLEX AS THEY ARE TO CONTINUE THE PROPAGATION OF THE SPECIES JUST LIKE THE CREATOR CREATED THEM AS FROM THE BEGINNING.

waiting1, RaptureReady 47 Comments [6/23/2008 7:43:59 PM]
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Quote# 41494

(the question presented; So, who does god have sex with in order to create?
I am not trying to be offensive, you are the one equating sex with creation.So by this explanation, in order for creationism to be true, god must have sex. )

so when sperm meats an egg and an embryo is made what is it? really I want to know what it is to you.is it evoltuion or have you and your wife created life? second God is not in a box and he connot be explained with logic.he created logic and therefor is not bound by or confined to the limmits of logic.

HeartBrokenBrad, Fly Leaf Fans, Darwin Thread 31 Comments [6/23/2008 7:36:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Max
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Quote# 41533

I don't have a favourite athiest. That's like asking for my favourite serial killer or homosexual.

Filled with Jesus love, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [6/23/2008 7:10:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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Quote# 41536

(In response to:
hypothetically speaking....?
what would you do if every woman on the planet decided to be made sterile and have abortions?

Im not trying to get anyone riled..just thinking...what would we do......)

Nothing, because God is in control of this world. Not women.

purrrrfectionist, Yahoo answers. 23 Comments [6/23/2008 7:10:34 PM]
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Quote# 41528

Not wanting gays to serve is not redneck, not lack of education, or old, it is a morale issue!
Gays do not deserve to put on a uniform, gays are not a ethnic group of people, they are ill behaved sexual degenerates like pedophiles, they have a mental issue, gotta admit that there is something wrong when a man lust for a man or a woman lust for a woman, it is against all that God has created, by the way there us a difference in people of faith and religion!
If gays get rehabilitated, get there minds straight and turn from homosexual behavior then a morale waiver for entry should be considered, other than that they do not belong!

CDBarlow, Military.com 35 Comments [6/23/2008 6:19:00 PM]
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Quote# 41507

The evolution theory, stretching from matter to man, is impossible, because of many impassable gulfs. Some of these impassable gulfs are:

1. Between the living and non-living or dead matter;

2. Between the vegetable and the animal kingdoms;

3. Between the invertebrates and the vertebrates;

4. Between marine animals and amphibians;

5. Between amphibians and reptiles;

6. Between reptiles and birds;

7. Between reptiles and mammals;

8. Between mammals and the human body;

9. Between soulless simians and the soul of man, bearing the image of God.

There is not a scrap of evidence that these gulfs have ever been crossed. In the scheme, the material must become living by spontaneous generation; some plants must become invertebrate animals; some invertebrates must become vertebrates; some marine animals must become amphibians; some amphibians must become reptiles; some reptiles must become mammals; some mammals must become humans; some senseless, soulless simians must acquire a soul and become spiritual enough to bear the image of God.

William A. Williams, The Evolution of Man Scientifically Disproved. 32 Comments [6/23/2008 6:17:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Larty
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Quote# 41517

Why is it that many Christians are former atheists and not the other way around?

D. Harrington, http://www.amazon.com/ 64 Comments [6/23/2008 6:14:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 41469

[In a thread titled "Assassin's Creed is a Pro-Muslim/Anti-Christian Game"]

Entirely ridiculous, more people have died in the name of Atheism than they ever have in the name of religion. We should stop spreading this ignorant notion, acting like its an academic fact. Let's just compare the factual numbers of deaths in oh say, the killing fields of the Khmer Rouge, Hitler's concentration camps, Stalin's pogroms, Mao's 'great' leap forward to things like the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch trials... You might find a great deal of disparity there.

The game is most certainly anti-Christian, and such a shame too. Great graphics, unique concept. Now, this is just my opinion, but it seems the developers could have easily depicted a different setting or era to have essentially the same game. I believe the developers deliberately chose the Crusades in an effort to garner Islamic support for what they believe is the 'new crusade' in Iraq.

Its unpopular today to be a Christian. The war in Iraq is unpopular (at least to CNN and the lemmings that believe every word the Communist News Network says). This game totally capitalizes on this fact. Such a shame, could have been a great game.

DrummerDude91, Amazon.com 50 Comments [6/23/2008 6:11:38 PM]
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Quote# 41492

You don't know my threads then. Especially the one where I get you guys to admit that there's really no evidence for the very thing [creationism] you're demanding evidence for.

[We know there's no evidence for creationism, AV1611VET. Which is why those of us who don't believe in it dismiss it.]

I do believe in Creationism --- and dismiss any kind of evidence outright - (except the Bible).

AV1611VET, CF 25 Comments [6/23/2008 6:10:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Pwnzerfaust
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Quote# 41531

To nonbelievers.. How can you not believe after reading this?

you say there is no such thing as Jesus?
If you know anything about the bible then you know that Jesus rode on the back of a donkey. After Jesus died the donkeys was marked with a cross on their backs. That cross remains on the donkeys back today. That is to show that Jesus was real and he walked on this earth just like you and I are.
I know you are going to try pick this statement apart, but just stop and think for a minute. That couldn't be created by a big bang. That was too well thought of :)
God Bless

? Rachel ?, Yahoo! Answers 61 Comments [6/23/2008 6:08:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Robert
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