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Quote# 41489

[In response to news about a fundie teacher being fired for burning crosses onto kids' arms, among other things.]

I would have loved having him as a teacher when I was young, and I wouldn't mind him as a teacher for any of my kids. Obviously the burning was a scientific experiment, and he knew what he was doing, it obviouslly wasn't painful. The kids didnt seem to mind it, and probably thought it was cool. If he had burned a crescent or some kind of new age symbol he probably would still have a jod, IMHO.

jdh444, Rapture Ready, naturally 51 Comments [6/23/2008 2:43:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Steve_McClure
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Quote# 41433

Woah woah.. I don't think people should have kids just to have kids. Lateasha with 8 kids on welfare doesn't need another one. But responsible married people earning enough money to have a baby should have a baby.

Go talk to Europe. Their godless youth are running around into their 30s not having babies.. bar hopping.. living with their parents like leaches. While the muslim population over there is booming. They are in big big trouble.

123cop, city-data.com 30 Comments [6/23/2008 2:40:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 41414

To compare gods to fairies or santa is not fair since we know these things do not exist.

emopeacekid, YouTube 41 Comments [6/23/2008 2:38:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 41434

No wonder liberals all want bigger govt and more welfare. It appears most of you don't have jobs. And for the atheists, it appears you guys lurch around these forums looking for some kind of truth. The truth is all around you if you just open your eyes.

123cop, city-data.com 16 Comments [6/23/2008 2:34:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 41437

(Group Files Suit Over 'I Believe' License Plates)

More proof that it's okay to discriminate against Christians but nobody else. I'm glad God is a God of justice and that revenge will be His because idiots like these should be.... well, I'll leave that part to God.

simple living, city-data.com 26 Comments [6/23/2008 2:33:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 41436

The pure blood lines of early man allowed for incest until the law of Moses was handed down by GOD....the blood lines aren't pure enought in this day and age for relatives to engage in Marriage. Adam and Eve sons and daughter married each other to keep the earth populated with mankind.

howest2008, city-data.com 36 Comments [6/23/2008 12:35:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 41530

First Gay Rights....then Polygamy.....then Beastiality....Then The North American Man-Boy Assoc......Then the Pedifile Priests.....Then Serial Killing as sexual pleasure......and all because of differences in the brain?

The voices inside my head are saying.....NO way!

pken, Military.com 54 Comments [6/22/2008 11:56:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 41465

If we didn't abort our children, the U.S. wouldn't need to hire illegals to work.

The New England Baptist Church, Photo Basement 47 Comments [6/22/2008 11:52:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: TheNerd
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Quote# 41423

I just saw on another thread 'names on the other side' someone joke about how in the spiritual world we are all identified by ip address.

This made me think of of the Book of Revelation and how the mark of the beast could possibly be our ip addresses.

"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, freeman and slave, to receive a mark on (or in*) his right hand or on (or in*) his forehead, so that no-one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom, if anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a person and it's number is 666." Rev 13:16-18

*When referring to having the mark in his right hand could that be a mouse? Or his forehead be the computer monitor???

BiffSplitkins, Unexplained Mysteries 53 Comments [6/22/2008 7:47:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41412

The probability of a human brain coming into existence is very low. Astronomically so, even given billions of years which most secular humanists believe in. The odds of the complexities of the human brain coming about by sheer chance are incredibly low.

However, the odds of over six billion of them coming into existence by random chance is far lower. Abysmally low.

Therefore, for the rational atheist, (Is that an oxymoron? True materialists don't actually believe in the mind....) it is far more likely that only you actually exist, and that everything else is an illusion. That's just so much more probable than that six billion plus brains came into existence randomly. Isn't it?

Barbarossa89, GameFAQs 51 Comments [6/22/2008 4:23:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 41509

(our friend LW1984 responds to one of his own quotes)

You poeple call me dumb yet is you believed we came from monkeys. If we were in evolution. Then how come we are not evoluting now? Can you answer me that?

LoneWolf1984, fstdt comments 89 Comments [6/22/2008 1:02:31 PM]
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Quote# 41329

[Lastly, why do you insist on quoting verses from books [of the Bible] that you know I don't accept as true? Isn't that the number one worst tactic for missionaries?]

It doesn't matter what you accept; try jumping off a 50 story building and 'not accepting' gravity and see if it does you any good. The Bible is true whether you accept it or not.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 37 Comments [6/22/2008 12:33:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41417

[Would you deny a child a loving pair of mothers just because it didn't fit your religious beliefs?]
To save them from Hell; if we deny gay marriage and adoption then that will force homos to be straight and marry the opposite gender, thus saving their souls from Hell!

It's the Christian thing to do!

Praise Jesus!

rift3r, Yahoo Q and A 53 Comments [6/22/2008 12:11:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By:
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Quote# 41376

Give answer to this question and you will see that what you want from Him(personal revelation to every human, personal intervention) is impossible if you love all the people the same. God revealed himself and even intervened before the flood telling people what to do, but we are like naughty children that don't want to obey his rules. He had to destroy that world or nobody was going to be saved. Don't you see that by not revealing himself to us in a personal way he protects us and gives us time to repent our sins? The good thing that he can do is give us the bible(his set of rules) and let us choose what to do with our lives.

Just Me, Yahoo answers 21 Comments [6/22/2008 12:07:17 PM]
Fundie Index: -1
Submitted By: Will
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Quote# 41389

[SeaWitch, you see this? It's okay to be a lesbian according to Leviticus! It only speaks about a man lying with another man as with a woman. Lesbians are in the clear!

Does that mean that it's okay for lesbians to get married now?]


Sure make sure you do your honeymoon in Antartica so you can get real cold because where you're going later is about 1200 degrees centigrade with no air conditioning or ice water. [smiley]

biggatorsc, Military.com 40 Comments [6/22/2008 12:01:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 41427

California has also stated that all cats are now dogs. So dog owners.. you now have to rename your pets.

We all know that one guy and one girl are the only thing that can make one human baby.

We should not embrace or rejoice for a genetic mutation. How much longer is the majority in our nation going to suffer so the minority can thrive? My lord, we make businesses build ramps that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars so maybe 1 handicapped person can go in the business. We build thousands of handicapped parking spaces that are never used. We turn away intelligent and well qualified white students to let in not as qualified minority students. Why is it evil to be a white christian heterosexual? Yes, minorities need some protection but we've gone so far to the extreme it's unbelievable.

123cop, city-data.com 43 Comments [6/22/2008 12:00:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
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Quote# 41406

I never really BATTLED with porn, but I did watch it in my younger days, and even briefly after I was married. Then I decided that it was no good and stopped watching it. Kind of cold turkey. I had "relapses" a couple of times a year, but that too has dwindled.

One thought that helped me tremendously to get over the urges that occasionally come:

We know the rapture is coming...

any day, right?

If I get the urge to view porn, I just imagine that trumpet blowing while I'm in the middle of watching that and doing my thing...And you KNOW, one of the biggest questions every believer is going to be asked when we meet each other in heaven will be "What were you doing when the trumpet blew?"

Can you imagine eternity living with the shame of "relieving myself with porn" being your answer?

Stops me better than a cold shower, that thought.

Angyl, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [6/22/2008 11:59:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Mike
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Quote# 41452

Can anyone present evidence of the HIV virus outside of theory?

JEROME DA GNOME, JREF 40 Comments [6/22/2008 11:52:02 AM]
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Quote# 41386

[Commenting on the Irish European Constitution referendum]

Honestly, for anything of significance to start happening doesn't the EU need to be formed rather quickly? I mean they have wars against the Islams and Russia and China to fight.

JIL, RaptureReady 43 Comments [6/22/2008 10:25:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 41398

You Guys know just what I mean here! To take another example, it’s like when people say, “There’s no logic to the efficacy of prayer and divine intervention in linear space and time” — when what they really mean is, “I don’t care if she’s young enough to be my daughter, I’m going to nail her in a heartbeat if I get the chance.” That kind of atheist self-deception thing! Yes, that’s what I learned to do too as soon as I didn’t have a family around to remind me of self-sacrifice and birth and death and other things tied up with religion that make no sense when You live by and for Yourself. That was the beginning of my road to You.

Mary Eberstadt, NationalReviewOnline 32 Comments [6/22/2008 10:20:53 AM]
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Quote# 41382

I yelled at the guy, "If you are such a Christian, why aren't you praying for the guy dying on the concrete?" The protester replied, "God killed him for loving fags!!"

Protestor, Bilerico Project 28 Comments [6/22/2008 9:46:54 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 41392

(This whole article is insane, what is this woman saying?)


That’s why real religious belief becomes so hard to shake, don’t You see? It’s nothing like one’s “individual conscience” or “internal principles” that way. After all, most people can lose those pretty easily! Just ask anyone when they’re at a party after a few drinks and some Ecstasy and they’re watching a porn movie on the HDTV while everyone’s grinding to Usher, to take an obvious for-instance. At that point, You can pretty much kiss their individual “consciences” and “principles” adios.

Mary Eberstadt, NationalReviewOnline 41 Comments [6/22/2008 9:43:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 41395

Sad thing MP is that they will die and go to a sinner's hell. Then what will happen to their beautiful temples, nice personalities, and ethical way of life?

sag38, Baptistboard 25 Comments [6/22/2008 9:39:08 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: PT
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Quote# 41378

(Comments on WB cartoon "One Froggy Evening")
Well said! It's almost satanic. You have big dreams (about this frog) & then you are greedy for your "slice" of the pie. You lose more & more & more, until you don't have anything. Then you put this (frog) back in the same place you found it (with LESS than you had when you found it); just so years later, another person comes and will suffer the same fate that the previous man did and the frog never dies (he never ages, he's always the same). The wages of sin is death... Romans 6:23

SidJustice1, YouTube 28 Comments [6/22/2008 9:38:58 AM]
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Quote# 41447

[Why did Challenger Shuttle crash?]

reason why the challenger destroyed: they made a mistake to name it the challenger, you cant challenge the power of god, therfor god detroyed the shuttle to proove there mistakes.

br0nz3arr0w, YouTube comments section 49 Comments [6/22/2008 9:27:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Max
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