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Quote# 41330

God had to allow man to fall into sin so that Jesus COULD die; the death of Christ was always God's aim from eternity past.

And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. (Revelation 13:8, KJV)

The whole purpose of creation was so that Christ could die for and bring into existence His Church. And He will also glorify His righteousness in the destruction of sinners.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 47 Comments [6/21/2008 5:03:38 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41323

if humans are descended from apes or a common animal ancestor and not adam and eve of bible why cant we walk without clothes in public since were animals and since wee were clothes were not animals we came from adam and eve of bible and if im an animal why cant i walk without clothes in public

sa s, Yahoo!XTRA Answers 56 Comments [6/21/2008 3:41:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Davidovic
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Quote# 41333

[When talking about how evil Christian can get, Hitler was brought up to a fundy]

Adolf Hitler was not a Christian. He simply twisted the Word to come to his own sick ends. He was a bastard in the sickest sense. My grandfather served in WWII, he was Christian, you forget about the thousands of Christians that died to free the people under the control of a sick man.

[When told to look up -Hitler, April 12, 1922 from a speech at Munich.]


Here's what the Bible says, it says many shall come claiming to be sheep of God and mislead many, Hitler came, claiming to be Christian and mislead many people into committing terrible atrocities. God tells us not to bigoted. He tells us to LOVE each other over everything else. Love, not kill, not hate, but LOVE. When I think of these times and how people turn from that so much it frustrates me to see how far we've fallen. Not to say Christians don't sin, because we obviously do, but we don't commit terrible atrocities knowing that God has commanded us otherwise. You need to understand there is a difference in claiming and practicing. I could claim allot, but it's what I practice which matters.

SpecterSparten, Youtube comments 31 Comments [6/21/2008 3:39:19 PM]
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Submitted By: ChildeofMalkav
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Quote# 41342

There was nothing wrong with him beating her for trying to refuse sex with him. I'd have murdered her and gotten a new wife: that one is just a feminist female and ALL feminist females should be killed because they dislike Men.

testy, Woman crushes husband's testicles -- he dies. 116 Comments [6/21/2008 7:24:35 AM]
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Quote# 41300

yoops, ...And by the way, I don't believe in the Lord just out of the blue for nothing. My faith is based on the Ancient Holy Scriptures that was recorded into the Holy Bible. It contains information way ahead of your ape2man believer "scientists". In fact, it completely contradicts the stupidity you all come up with. Humans evolved from an ape ancestor?!! Gee whiz, I can never get over that. Oh, well, you have the freedom to believe in "Space Chimps",too. That's a new "documentary".

greekcreek, Youtube 31 Comments [6/21/2008 7:17:54 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41332

...I use reason and civility, and you reveal yourself to be another bitter backslider angry after having not had all of his whimsical expectations about Christianity fulfilled...

But in any case, if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest; you're just scoring me some more treasures in Heaven. Cha-ching, baby!

ReformedApologian, FSTDT Comments 36 Comments [6/21/2008 7:17:42 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41420

Evolation theory? How can you belive everthings came from nothing?
We got made my force of nature. Doesn't make sense to me. I makes more sense to me the a God create us to walk with us. God just want us to knowage him. He just wants you to be with him in Heaven for Eternity. That's why he'd sent his one begotten son Jesus Christ to save us from going to Hell.

When you see a car do you know who design it?
When you see a building do you know who design it?
When you see a painting do you know who paint it?
When you see a fashion do you know who design it?
Can you see the wind?

LoneWolf1984, Yahoo Answers 79 Comments [6/21/2008 5:33:21 AM]
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Quote# 41306

I am against it because its just plain wrong, and that's all their is to it. Homosexuality is a sick perversion. In life you have to do what is right and proper. Having good morales is a step in the right direction. I really don't think you can look at this the way you want to or if you should even try. The way I see it, homosexuals are right there in the same category as sexual predators and other sexual criminals. Seems to me you are trying to take something that is very much wrong and rationalize it into being "ok". You can't do that if you have any humanity or decency in you. Gay marriage and homosexuality is wrong and always will be inspite of anything that supports it or tries to make it right.
Do you even know why people become gay. Its not because of genetics. Once you know that, then you will know that they can be brought back to normal, and that there is no reason why anyone would want to be that way. Being gay is wrong!

ally_oop, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [6/21/2008 5:25:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 41320

Archeologists have uncovered fossils of Huge Kangaroos that are much larger
than todays Kangaroos.

But why do we not have those same huge Kangaroos today.

Millions of years ago, God and His angels were experimenting with

all different kinds of Life forms and very slowly genetically altered

their DNA to improve them in various ways. They improved their digestion

process, their bone structure, endocrine system etc etc.

But why were they so big? Because it is easier to see how a their body works

such as a hip joint or heart valve when it is larger. Just as we do today, we

create TV sets that are larger and we make them more efficient and

then we eventually miniturize them and that is what God and His Angels

did with the Animal life that they genetically engineered over the Millions of

years here on the Earth before Satan destroyed the Dinosaurs and Kangaroos

OMEGA, Theology Online 69 Comments [6/21/2008 4:17:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Rohan
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Quote# 41411

To Jesus and God this no furture cause he was already in the furture when he was with his father sense the creation. Can you understand that?

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 63 Comments [6/21/2008 1:49:48 AM]
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Quote# 41315

Might I encourage you not to try to figure out the future by interpreting a work of fiction. Use the Bible!! However () I would recommend Arnold Frutchenbaum's book Footsteps of the Messiah which details all future events up until what he calls the Eternal Oorder, or eternity, which follows the 1000-year Millennial Kingdom.

heybales219, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [6/21/2008 1:20:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Proserpina
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Quote# 41335

I'm not disregarding the evidence, just saying it's ONLY evidence!

realsilverjunk, www.hongfire.com 48 Comments [6/21/2008 1:15:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Denamic
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Quote# 41304

[This is from Yahoo! Clever, the German equivalent of Yahoo! Answers.

A guy called Hesham S asked: "Has the moon ever been asunder?"
The highest rated answer explains that there is an Islamic myth that says it has, to which the original poster in turn responded:]

This was also recently proven by American scientists and astronauts, that the moon has been asunder! And what does this tell us? what the Qoran says is believable?
So, Islam is the truth after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hesham S, Yahoo! Clever 35 Comments [6/20/2008 10:51:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 41321

it is said in the bible to not be in the counsel of fools, hence, all christian parents should have their children homeschooled to avoid satanic influences in their lives.

dobieman0488, christian forums 34 Comments [6/20/2008 8:15:37 PM]
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Quote# 41286

Hell is not evil; Hell is just. But that doesn't mean I delight in the thought of people going there. Hell is a function of God's justice.

Best,
-Nick

ReformedApologian, Youtube 30 Comments [6/20/2008 8:04:03 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41302

You can trust me when I say that the current laws in California will be overturned. Those four Stalinist judges who were secretly appointed by the vicious ACLU will be out of office by next year. I am very sure of this.

1337_Vladimir, GameFAQs 41 Comments [6/20/2008 8:00:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Son of a Nonymous
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Quote# 41311

And, you know what the scientists are basically saying? Same thing as Christians. "Just believe us, because we think we are wright(even though we can't prove it)".

Also, here's anther thing to think about: Explain why Homo Sapiens are the only species we know of that's anywhere at all close to remotely near as technologically advanced as us? The odds of only one species achieving greater intelligence is almost null. Meaning, it basically can't happen.

Hellian00, Newgrounds 49 Comments [6/20/2008 7:35:08 PM]
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Submitted By: Qubit
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Quote# 41283

["Maybe you should remember that every citizen of the US is an illegal immigrant. The American Indians were first..."]

Stupid comment... If someone came to your house and took your things that you paid for.... you wouldn;t accept that. Because you paid for them, they are your's. Same with this country, its ours, we fought and paid for it.
We will not give it up to Illegalls or let them destroy what is ours!

AtheistRcults, Youtube 40 Comments [6/20/2008 7:30:37 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41312

(in response to bacteria and microbial life evolving)

"Firstly, I don't consider mutations and adaptations in bacteria as "evolution" of any new species. they still carry essentially the same genetic code. In my view,(and I could be wrong), their genes are just slightly different, like the differences in breeds of dogs (which are also selectively bred (not evolved)."

djlen, Topix 31 Comments [6/20/2008 7:21:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr
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Quote# 41273

When I was younger, my parents gave me a little wine at a holiday event. Subsequently I got a tremendous headache later on that absolutely nothing got rid of. Not time, medications, dark, laying down, cold compress, nothing. The most severe headache I ever had.

But I was reading up on spiritual warfare on my own, and I thought I might as well try it as it might be demonic. I had tried everything else--why not? So I did what I was learning about casting demons out--don't remember what I did or said but it involved a lot of oral prayers, making sure I was right with God first, and filling in the space with the Holy Spirit--and the headache disappeared as quickly as a light goes off when you flick a switch.

I'm a practical and often cynical person, but I do believe I cast out a demon that day. I haven't experienced or seen anything like it before or since. I didn't tell my parents--they don't believe other spiritual experiences I've had, and if I did they'd think I was absolutely crazy. And I've shared this only very rarely, with a pastor and only a few close Christian friends.

Praise Warrior, RaptureReady 43 Comments [6/20/2008 7:17:00 PM]
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Quote# 41284

The real world is the biblical world—a universe designed by God with the Earth at the spiritual focal point, not an evolutionary universe teeming with life. … Extraterrestrial life is an evolutionary concept; it does not comport with the biblical teachings of the uniqueness of the Earth and the distinct spiritual position of human beings.

Ken Ham, Answers in Genesis 36 Comments [6/20/2008 7:13:23 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41271

{f you were born BEFORE Jesus came and a Jew was caught working on the sabbath and in this scenario your job in your village was to carry out punishments for crimes like this, would you obey God and kill this person? Remember, this is BEFORE Jesus came and in this scenario you are under the law of Moses and God is quoted in the Bible as saying that people who work on the sabbath should die. I know the reason why people say we no longer kill people for this, but why did it USE to be okay? Anyways, would you kill that person?"]

I would do whatever God said to do because it's foolishness to rebel against the Almighty God of Heaven. If God said someone had to die and I was the one charged with doing it then I would do it no matter what I thought and even if the person was my best friend or my relative whom I loved.

You can't fight God and win. All you can do is disobey Him and end up on the casualty list. At most I would try and intercede for the person in prayer and hope that God would be merciful and spare their life, but if not then me not killing them wouldn't save them it would just put me in the place where I would have to fear for my own life.

Martin S, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [6/20/2008 7:02:12 PM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 41314

I am not buying any calendars past 2008.

JackJr273, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [6/20/2008 6:44:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Proserpina
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Quote# 41299

You who belive in Darwin can you prove we came from apes? What proff do you have? Can a tornado after picking up debliss spit out a brand new car? No it cannot. Nethier does anything in life coincidentally happen. We and nature where all created. He fringer prints are everywhere. Evolution is a lie and it cannot be proven that we came from apes. It takes more faith to belive in evolution than it does in a Creator. Open up your minds. God created science, not man.

Robert316, Live Science 50 Comments [6/20/2008 4:51:33 PM]
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Submitted By: j. lee
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Quote# 41313

(hey all, back to a pesky question that Ray and his band of followers don't want to answer or just make ignorant comments about: Why are there no modern mammal fossils down in the same rock strata as the dinosaurs? i.e. a fluffy bunny down in the same strata as a t-rex or gorgonopsid.)

Iago...Don't be too quick to pin the winner medal on yourself. Your "fluffy bunny" is just another rabbit trail. Let me answer for my "band of followers." We are too busy to follow you down that worn old trail. Christians have an "abundant life" (see John 10:10). That means we are too busy about our Father's business (and have too much sense) to chase after your non-existent bunnies. Sorry.

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's blog 56 Comments [6/20/2008 4:18:13 PM]
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