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Quote# 41288

Since you're longing for me to blindly accept Darwin's "Theory Of Evolution" tell scientists to go into the laboratory & show me a human (mixed with another species) mutant(s), etc... which you & nobody else can do (because they don't exist), so until that day arrives the most any believer(s) of Darwinism will ever do is make me laugh.

•SHEOL•, PhysOrg 33 Comments [6/20/2008 4:16:27 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 41285

Jesus isn't obligated to save you from what your sins deserve; the defintion of grace is 'undeserved favor.' If you end up in Hell, you'll have no one to blame but yourself. If the Lord does eventually save you, you'll have no one to thank but Him.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 22 Comments [6/20/2008 3:39:43 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41258

"I think you fear death and haven't come to terms with it. By telling yourself that there is another life to go, you don't feel so bad about the `I can never get that time back' part of this life."

And I think you fear hell and haven't come to terms with it. By telling yourself that `there is no hell,' you don't feel so bad about the `If God exists, then I'm probably going to hell' part of the afterlife.

"IMHO, pretending to be happy while being an atheist beats your present act. What? Yes. Can you honestly tell me religion isnt a similar type of act?"

"My happy religion, atheism, is better than your fearful religion, Christianity."

You're making the false assumption that I'm actually that afraid of God. For those who have accepted Christ into their hearts, they have nothing to fear from God. And your happiness is totally plastic. I've had friends who are people pleasers and they put on the same kind of show, but you can kinda tell it's fake. And how happy is it to believe you're going to be plant food? Besides, who wrote this line? "Positive proof that there really IS an afterlife and judgement would drive me insane. No way for you to understand this, but it is true. Not even to joke about. There could be nothing more terrifying."

If it's an act, it's not a very good one. I mostly pray while I'm by myself, and if I were so bent on acting like the rest of my congregation, I'd jump up and dance to those children's gospel songs like the rest of my congregation does, even though it's low on the maturity scale, and we have few kids in the congregation to begin with

Christian Furry Mission, Christian Furry Mission 44 Comments [6/20/2008 2:17:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Fearsombob
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Quote# 41308

(in response to "Um...atheism can't be Satanic, dimwit. Atheists don't believe in gods...and guess what Satan is? ...")

It is, dimwit.

You do not believe, you are a satanist.

You will burn in hell with your gay and lesbian? friends too.

Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally.

Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.

TheRepublicVenu, YouTube 65 Comments [6/20/2008 2:11:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Jafafa Hots
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Quote# 41298

What can I say,
The Devil is preety good at covering stuff up. He uses even the best Scientist and astronomers to crush anything spiritual.

Of coarse this book is garbage and I suggest that everyone who likes this book to please take yourself and your scientific thinking out of the box.

In the next coming years people you are gonna see some serious evil spirtual activity and because you have polluted yourselves with closing your mind of to it, you won't know or be ready for the things that are going to occur.

"Wall Street" Brandi, Amazon Review of Carl Sagan's "The Demon-Haunted World" 34 Comments [6/20/2008 10:21:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Matthew Tagfersky
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Quote# 41287

[Should the Pledge be mandatory in schools?]

It should be mandatory in all schools in the U.S.A. Kids should be patriotic toward their country! It may keep them from pledging allegiance to the last video game or to drugs! Wake up America!

FARGOnoLONGERnoMORE, In-Forum 68 Comments [6/20/2008 10:21:20 AM]
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Quote# 41338

(LoneWolf's explanation for hiding anyone's comments that he disagrees with)

In the Bible. A Verse reads If you go into a nonchristian house. when you come back if they didn't treat you kind knock the sand off of your shoes.

That's what Hidden comments for me on this picture.
With my boldest I'm like Paul and Peter.
I don't fear anybody like David.
I'd have a speech problem like Mosses.
My love for my foes and everyone else is like Samson's strength.
This is the truth. I'd die for everybody.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 44 Comments [6/20/2008 6:37:38 AM]
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Quote# 41301

Satan is using Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny to get rid of the Easter/Passover and Christmas.

LoneWolf1984, DeviantART 52 Comments [6/20/2008 6:35:23 AM]
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Quote# 41267

Paul as a man was indeed fallible, but what he wrote in Scripture is infallible because it was inspired foremost by God.

[MikkalaTube- "Paul was fallible but what he wrote was not? Special pleading anyone?"]

The Holy Spirit of God is what makes inspiration infallible. If God insured that Paul's words in the Biblical text would be accurate, then they would indeed be so. You presuppose that God does not exist, and thus rule out the possibility that divine inspiration exists. The problem is not with the concept, but with your presupposition.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 31 Comments [6/20/2008 6:09:28 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41290

(In asking his opinion on gay marriage, excluding Biblical commandment)

You know I'm older and the language of description I was raised with that was acceptable is now considered hate speech. In the same breath I will not yield God's promise to us that he will never flood us again as a banner to the homosexual community. Just between you and me though...why are the faggots so unhappy? I mean generally speaking.
How could they try and bastardize a good word like gay and not have any of it in them?

(Someone asks him why he hates anything relating to homosexuality)

Are you representing sodomites only or queers in general with your interrogation of me?

AnotherBrotherMark, Youtube 27 Comments [6/20/2008 6:03:07 AM]
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Quote# 41275

They [atheists] do not have anything to discuss because they all beleive in the same thing. Unlike christians who all have a different beleif in their beleifs. (if that makes since)

Desolater, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [6/20/2008 5:50:25 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 41264

Natural Design anyone?

showing that evolution is happening does not mean it must be by natural selection; and natural selection is not even distinguishable from the laws of electromagnetism, if biology is to be consistent with physics. natural selection is just a window dressing; enzyme behavior is far to complex not to be result directed, and so is our behavior; both of which is evidence for Natural Design, not for intelligent design or natural selection

GodMechanism, Youtube 41 Comments [6/20/2008 3:35:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Bob Dole
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Quote# 41204

Dramama, thank you soooo much for posting the addy. I copied, pasted, and emailed the article to several people. If they get upset, too bad, so sad, but at least they can't say I didn't try to inform them of what is going on. I'm glad to read that I'm not the only one who, when hearing of the passing of someone, wonder if they were saved. I've never thought this before this year, and it seems like it's just one thing after another. An example~~~a couple who had gotten married on Friday were on their motorcycle on Saturday, were hit by a truck, and he was killed and his bride seriously injured. My first thought was "was he saved?" Two weeks previously, another couple were on their motorcycle, hit by a vehicle, and the wife was killed and her husband injured. They were taking one last ride on it before selling it. Our daughter and her unsaved husband knew both couples, and my dh and I got pretty blunt with him over the week-end. I just pray the Holy Spirit gets his attention this time.

AnnOdom44, RaptureReady 27 Comments [6/20/2008 3:35:20 AM]
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Quote# 41243

No born again Christian would carry these items. What we are seeing is the blend of religions and cultures...the coming of the One World Religion. I'm sure other people are practicing such nonsense as well. I went out of town to Ashland Oregon this past weekend. It is a very dark place, a mixture of New Age and Eastern Mystical Religions. The theater is very big there, something to enjoy. However, add to the religious aspect, the philosophies and practices within the theater itself. It gave me a view of what the whole world will soon embrace without any forethougt. There will be no acceptance of the true God of the bible. But everything and everyone else is welcomed. This is our new world. And if Mr. Obama becomes our President, we can look forward to much more co-mingling.

His Bride, RR 27 Comments [6/20/2008 3:34:49 AM]
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Submitted By: freako104
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Quote# 41282

[The hypocrisy on this site is unreal. A few articles down you are claiming that a lesbian judge cant be objective due to the gay groups she represents. NOW, when the same thing happens to a conservative judge, its a 'foul'. ... [Y]ou cant have it both ways. If its ok for him, then you cant whine about the lesbian judge's associations simply because she represents a cause you don't agree with.]

The difference between the two judges is that the lesbian is breaking God's law and the other judge is not. God's law trumps the pathetic attempts of man to construct a legal or moral code that ignores or mocks His law. He will show us His idea of fairness when He casts the unrepentant sinners into the hell they chose when they denied Him.

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 28 Comments [6/20/2008 3:33:29 AM]
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Quote# 41295

A 16-year-old boy whose parents rely on prayer instead of medical care has died following an illness marked by stomach pains and shortness of breath, authorities said.

Officers and a deputy medical examiner were called to the family's house about an hour after the boy's death late Tuesday afternoon, said Sgt. Lynne Benton of the Gladstone Police Department. Gladstone is located south of Portland.

Benton said the boy was surrounded by family when he died and a board member of the Followers of Christ church contacted the authorities.

The boy got sick about a week ago and — like all members of the religious order — did not receive medical attention. His condition worsened Sunday and members of the church gathered for prayer, Benton said.

Unnamed 16-year-old's parents, The Seattle Times 65 Comments [6/20/2008 3:31:15 AM]
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Quote# 41255

Love stop saying love you in the name of love love is great but you gay people are abusing the love if love could speak it will tell u to stop using as an excuse for your unacceptable and against morality behavior. love is pure and you guys gays are not.

Lilia, LA Times 43 Comments [6/20/2008 3:22:38 AM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 41294

For many years, until 1967, Naval Observatory astronomers “observed” the motion of the earth, in relation to the heavens, to accurately measure time. All clocks in this country were set in relation to these very precise measurements. It was God who made this Master Clock of the Universe! He set the heavens in motion and mankind learned how to use its wonderful accuracy. As marvelous as this Great Clock is, the story does not end here.

In 1967, scientists built an “Atomic Clock.” It uses Cesium 133 atoms because they oscillate (vibrate) at the rate of 9,192,631,770 times per second. This produces accuracy within one second every 30 million years! Wouldn’t you love a watch that accurate? Cesium 133 atoms never vary a single vibration. They are steady—constant—reliable—and cannot be an accident of nature that just “happens” to always turn out exactly the same. God had to design the complexity and reliability of these atoms. No honest mind can believe otherwise. Men merely learned how to capture what God designed, for use in time measurement. Again, the story continues.

[...]

In summary, only with great time and effort, the finest watchmakers in the world can, at best, devise several kinds of relatively imprecise clocks. Can any honest, fair-minded person then believe that the three highly precise clocks—the heavens, atomic and optical clocks—came about by accident? In other words, are we to believe that while very sophisticated, humanly devised watches required the effort and ingenuity of skilled, intelligent men to create them, clocks of far greater sophistication, precision and design developed on their own? How utterly ridiculous!

David C. Pack, The Real Truth 31 Comments [6/20/2008 2:51:18 AM]
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Submitted By: nf
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Quote# 41200

Christians do not threaten wih torture, despite what a lot of people are mislead to believe. God Bless!

Jesus freak, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [6/20/2008 1:18:14 AM]
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Quote# 41188

[hahaha EDWARDcurrent got owned

even though your a stupid creationist]


Actually, I'm an IDer, which is vastly different from creationism.

TheJaredJammer, YouTube 39 Comments [6/19/2008 11:41:45 PM]
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Quote# 41246

no i wont think logically im thinking godly

"COOLGIRL111944", dollwar.com 32 Comments [6/19/2008 11:41:32 PM]
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Quote# 41254

I was watching CNN and one of the "women" featured on "Robin Meade's Morning Express" said that "she" and "her partner" were upholding God's Law. I wonder which one she is referring to -- the one about "an abomination"? Or another one? I can't seem to find in the Bible where God made a law for gays to marry each other. Can anyone help me out?

KYJurisDoctor, LA Times 28 Comments [6/19/2008 11:39:59 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 41217

You might find it interesting to take this stroll through the wolf pen, but remember - you don’t know these people. This is just another case of artificial cyber interaction. They care nothing about you. If anything bothers you, go first to your family, pastor, friends, etc. Study the bible, commentaries, etc. to show yourself to be approved - a workman that needeth not to be ashamed.

Yurka, de-Conversion 13 Comments [6/19/2008 11:29:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Andrea
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Quote# 41289

ID prove(s) genetically that the human species did not Evolve out of other life forms, which amazingly Evolutionism propagate(s) we did, when overwhelming scientific (DNA) evidence(s) disprove(s), but still it is taught as fact.

This is why, I believe that Creationism & Evolutionism should only be taught in the home(s) & not the school(s) to avoid even more confusion.

•SHEOL•, PhysOrg 52 Comments [6/19/2008 9:31:15 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 41293

INTERESTING FACT



1the sun shrinks 2 feet everyday!!!
therefore if the world were more then 5000 years old the earth would have been burned up
BECAUSE THE SUN WOULD of been SO CLOSE!!!

2 some of the planets have layers of ice
so the world cant be more then 5000 years old or the ice would have already melted!!!

and so many other scientific facts!!
that proves tha evolution is not true!!

Bella, Teens-4-Christ 90 Comments [6/19/2008 9:15:51 PM]
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Submitted By: tehcrzy
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