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Quote# 41251

Allah if you all look it up on the internet right now you will see if a pagan Moon god - this is the god the Muslims believe in and they do not want us to know this at all.

Sharon, Another from Rapture Ready 40 Comments [6/19/2008 9:15:37 PM]
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Quote# 41247

[about Obama]
Wow....just wow.

This man could come out and openly admit that he was muslim...was a murderer, or anything else sinister, and the left would STILL want him as president.

At this point, I don't think it would matter. He is just "too charasmatic", and the American "left" is too far gone, and too evil to look at it differently.

HisAlways, Rapture Ready (surprised?) 42 Comments [6/19/2008 8:55:17 PM]
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Quote# 41220

Try as I might, I can't resist the urges

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Despite the will bestoyed upon us in the Decalogue, I cannot help but be a voyeur. I live in a small suburban community, and my neighbors have approached me about something called "swinging." I had to look it up online, but after finding out what it was, I said no.

This didn't stop them. Directly in my line of sight from my living room window (on the second floor of the house) is their master bedroom, and my neighbors wife has taken it upon herself to leave the window shades up. I retracted mine, but I'm sad to say curiosity caused my downfall. After peeking and seeing 3 or 4 couples, I had to find more online. I don't know what came over me, but I want it out of me! Please, give me guidance.

CatholicCarl, www.christianforums.com 33 Comments [6/19/2008 8:47:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Get thee behind me Jesus
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Quote# 41236

No, you were a fake who thought you believed, so why be offended? You say you don't believe the Bible, so why would you care to defend the idea that you were a real believer? Don't kid yourself; you never repented or had a sense of your own spiritual poverty and need of Christ. And you're just as self-deceived now as an atheist as you were as a false convert playing the church game.

ReformedApologian, YouTube 32 Comments [6/19/2008 8:23:12 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41249

The special interest groups like the homosexuals don't care if Obama or Hillary wins, just as long as they can change the laws and times so they can run around out in public practicing their perversion and indoctirnating school children with it. Anyone who will promote the liberal agenda is fine and dandy with them. Just let us practice our right to be perverted in public they say. They don't care if the country is taken over by moslems or not, they just want to be perverted and frolic around while being accepted as normal.

Some of these special interest groups on the liberal side are going to find themselves in for a shock when they find out they voted in moslem candidates who are just as opposed to their perverted lifestyles as conservatives are. The difference is that we don't behead them for it. You just wait, they will be sorry in more ways than one.

Chris, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [6/19/2008 8:22:48 PM]
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Quote# 41250

Hear the war call of the New Atheist Movement! It is a brave growl accompanied with face paint and kilts, no doubt (Mr. Hitchens, please lower your kilt). Much like a neocon baiting the U.S. to drop the bombs of freedom in Iraq comes the New Atheist battle cry:

"There's a generation of children that needs liberating! Who will fulfill the high call of molesting them?"

nequam_lacuna, New Atheism Suggests: "More Children Need Molesting!" (Xanga) 49 Comments [6/19/2008 8:22:37 PM]
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Submitted By: TheNerd
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Quote# 41259

(Irony for the win!)

For unbelievers, yes, the TRUTH is too extreme. They'd rather believe the fairy tales from science class.

Chris, RR 32 Comments [6/19/2008 8:21:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41263

Are Atheists just people who are disgruntled and angry with life and therefore they reject God.?
Are they like the child that throws a tantrum in the supermarket and then says you arent my dad go away unless you let me have what I want. Are these spoiled brats.

drom57, Yahoo Answers 32 Comments [6/19/2008 8:18:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Feminazi
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Quote# 41245

This is nonsense. How do you think Jesus, the SON of God, was born? Because God and the holy spirit (mother of Jesus) had sex.

sun_of_god, IMDB 34 Comments [6/19/2008 8:18:18 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd
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Quote# 41233

Christianity has been around since the beginning of time - it just didn’t have the name Christianity.

COG, FSM Hate Mail 38 Comments [6/19/2008 8:15:13 PM]
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Quote# 41223

Someday Homosexuals will once again not exist and this sin will be a bad memory. I have faith that god will help the believing politicians have a leg up on the godless politicians.

Franklin30, Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [6/19/2008 8:14:43 PM]
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Quote# 41213

I thank the Lord that we won't be here to endure even part of the Tribulation! Because that 7-year time is for the Jews and for a Christ-rejecting world, not for us. I can't wait to hear that trumpet!!

KGreen20, Rap 28 Comments [6/19/2008 8:14:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Skiltch
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Quote# 41212

[Quote from Praeco_Noctis: Numbers 31:17-18:
17Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

18But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Anyone able to offer any possible defence of this? So far I've seen a woeful attempt at apologetics that says because you weren't allowed to sell Israelite girls as prostitutes, this wouldn't have happened - despite them being foreigners.

Other reactions have generally been embarassed shuffling of feet…]


getsuga_tensho: .........this needs justification?

[Yes getsuga, you clearly opposed mass murder in WA&P, you can't suddenly become a Biblical schizo here.]

gestuga_tensho: its not murder if God approves, its justice

getsuga_tensho, TeenSpot 22 Comments [6/19/2008 8:14:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Pwnzerfaust
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Quote# 41225

fucking unbelievers scums we will see ur end will be bad and ur afterlife worst so go fuckurself when ur udner the sod i wanna hear u feeling pain 4ever and askign god 4 1 second back 2 life that u just pray 4 him but it will be 2 late burn in hell stupid dumbs its a prrof that theyr? ppl like u illitrate and ignorant living in the ice age

fighteruk, YouTube Comments 55 Comments [6/19/2008 8:13:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Pyroclasm
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Quote# 41205

(Gay marriage thread)

There was a time in my life when I would have been thrilled about this. It was my dream to marry another woman years ago. I was in the lesbian lifestyle for over 25 years and thought it was okay with God as long as I was monogamous to one partner. I even considered myself a gay Republican and evangelical Christian.

Even though it was painful finally learning the truth about homosexuality, I was so thankful that the Lord showed me that my lifestyle was wrong so I can serve him in a holy manner now.

KarateMom, RaptureReady 31 Comments [6/19/2008 8:12:01 PM]
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Quote# 41256

(Regarding an article discussing the recent discovery of three planets orbiting a near-by star)

And so the delusion begins. I'm sure that's where, it will be argued, the aliens came from to "abduct" the billion or so people who suddenly went missing one day [after the rapture]. You can just see the ground work being laid out.

DAVEYBOY, Prepare to be shocked... Rapture Ready 33 Comments [6/19/2008 8:09:57 PM]
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Submitted By: Sofia the antichrist
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Quote# 41265

I saw it as truth. A little fabricated at times, but still truth.
The man went to a islamic school. He was taught islamic ways.
Sure it was only for two years, but a person can learn a lot in two years.
Then when he was transfered into a catholic school his parents still put down on record that he was muslim. Sounds a little fishy to me.

And isn't it a pretty known fact that once a muslim converts into a christian they are singled out and killed? Why do non of the muslims seem to care that Obama is now claiming to be Christian? Why has there not been any threats on his life? Why? IMO that one is pretty obvious. To me anyhow. And it scares the poop out of me that so many of you think so highly of him.

A muslim can become a united states citizen! That's how they do it! They get our trust, and then they do something awful! It's all part of there very laid out plan.

Sorry if I've offended anyone,but I just can't sit around and be quiet about this anymore. The US is my country. It's my home, and this man who is running for President scares me. He really honestly scares me. And I'm not a biggot. His color doesn't matter, but him being muslim does, and it should matter to YOU too!

c1ners, Christian Forums 52 Comments [6/19/2008 5:39:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Tracey
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Quote# 41262

. Since when did it be ok to act gay? I pine for the 1950's when life was a lot better than it is today. When men and women married and stayed married. When rearing children was a part of life, and not looked down upon. This country has gone to hell and the California Supreme Court has no authority to overturn something the VOTERS of California passed. BTW, it's not hate, it's FREE SPEECH. But of course, Gay-Rights advocates twist it to fit their views. If I don't agree with you, it's hate, but if you don't agree with me, it's free speech? How does that make sense? It doesn't.

Unreal, LA Times 49 Comments [6/19/2008 5:32:05 PM]
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Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 41241

[The original post was about homosexuality, and LSP1 believes it is wrong.]

I agree that the bible teaches about love, forgiveness, etc., but why should we choose to only read and believe those verses and ignore the other ones?

LSP1, xanga.com 26 Comments [6/19/2008 5:17:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Tallon
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Quote# 41208

i mean its so obvious look around u everywhere

scientifically god makes more since.. in science
everything has to come frm sumthing...i meen hello wat came first the chicken or the egg!? nd that whole big bang theory...i mean lol GOD MAKES MORE SENSE and the one about the asteroids like all colliding nd crap nd here we are!...well hi science! where did those asteroids come frm theres so many other points and just obvious stuff in science gods the best theory y cant ppl c that?!

zero_kidd, TeenSpot 40 Comments [6/19/2008 5:15:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Pwnzerfaust
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Quote# 41237

The 'no true scotsman' is NOT a real fallacy; it was invented by Antony Flew when he was still an atheist (he's a deist now, by the way) and quite possibly for the purpose of responding to the very form of statement I made to you. It's not a real fallacy; it's an inane atheist pseudo-fallacy to evade the issue.

ReformedApologian, Youtube 35 Comments [6/19/2008 5:05:12 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41222

Admin, I will not be polite… Karma baby that is all I will say, first Kennedy and his brain tumor, then the flooding in Iowa and now Russert… Obamatrons beware the wrath of God, you could be next

rjk1957, Hillaryis44.com 31 Comments [6/19/2008 5:01:20 PM]
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Submitted By: God hates fuckin' Everyone!
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Quote# 41187

I don't think days in the bible were 24 hour periods necissarily. Remember God distinguishes the day and night senario by saying "there was light and then there was darkness the 1st day" ect... Light and dark over playing each other. Now when God created the universe he created gravety (we still don't understand thins). Scientist believed that mass alone causes gravety. However, recent imagining of the universe shows "pools" of gravety before mass settled there. Also there is this thing called in flation after the big bang where matter for a time traveled faster than the speed of light. Einstine would say that was impossible. We don't have all the answers but I don't think it is what you think it is. According to physics the futher away we get from gravety time slows down. Think on that! We are still making discoveries. Jews didn't understand messiah either. When he came he blew their theology out of the water. Don't be so dogmatic! That's what the Jews were doing. It is kind of like apocalyptic literature. These things happen and will happen but not necissarily the way we've come to believe. Moses wasn't there at the begining and relied on Oral tradition. So it may be like the apocalyptic literature. Full of things not understandable by transmition but passed on none the less. Remember the garden of Eden. Northern Plateau with mountains on three sides a river running through it and falling (water fall?) below the plateau? Could have been exactly like that but it could be symbolic explaining something to the writers and us about it. Apocalyptic literature always uses these kinds of imagry. Six days yes but not necissarily 24 hour days. Light then dark yes.

Thinkingstuff, Baptistboard 28 Comments [6/19/2008 4:58:54 PM]
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Submitted By: PT
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Quote# 41296

[of the 78 children buried in the church's cemetery since 1955, 21 died from treatable diseases. The Followers of Christ came under intense scrutiny in 1997 and 1998, when three children died after their parents denied them basic medical care.]

21 out of 78 since 1955? That means that 57 out of 78 died of completely non-treatable means, as in they fell on their heads or got hit by cars. That sounds pretty reasonable to me.

Farmer Joe, IIDB 38 Comments [6/19/2008 4:23:30 PM]
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Quote# 41244

Additionally, Saturday, something extremely odd happened... As I was viewing the news on the recent Primaries and Obama's latest victory sweep over Hillary... as Obama's face flashed on the screen in a series of various images where he was addressing the crowds, for a split second I thought my eyes were playing a trick on me, for before me Obama's face transformed into a hideous and grotesque demon-like visage, virtually satanic, and then quickly converted back to his normal face. I was so soberly struck by the phenomenon that it instantly brought me to my feet. I know I wasn't imagining it, nor was it a trick of light... it really startled me. I think God allowed me to see this hidden aspect to Obama in the "Spirit".

THE SEVEN THUNDERS, Christian-Forum.net 54 Comments [6/19/2008 4:06:53 PM]
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