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Quote# 41146

[Regarding Pat Robertson's quote, "You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist."]

"As far as the antichrist remark, I never said that was a threat. I said it was hateful. Quit moving the goal posts."

You must be a Democrat. I don't see ANY HATE in it at all.

"do you or do you not believe that a group would be rightfully offended if they were called Satanic?"

Being OFFENDED is NOT HATE. Stop moving the GOAL POSTS!

bornagain001, Youtube 27 Comments [6/18/2008 4:08:13 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41165

[on legality of gay marriage]

Brad, It may be according to CA Court but NOT according to God's Word. Sodomy is also condemned by God & I think it's disgusting no matter who's doing it. Also, telling me that not all homos practice it is more info than I need to have. Being an adult with a college degree, a 26 year marriage & 2 grown straight children (who use the word gay to mean stupid - they know the score) does not qualify me to speak from a point of ignorance.
BTW, are you speaking accapella with a lisp & a feminine twist of the wrist?

Sister Bluebird, Newsvine 48 Comments [6/18/2008 4:07:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 41180

"Math doesn't lead to jihad."

Yeah but darwin led to social darwinism which led to the holocaust.

And math is used to program missiles and build nuclear weapons.

abandoning eden, http://jewishatheist.blogspot.com/ 42 Comments [6/18/2008 4:07:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 41140

i had a vision several years ago where i saw this man when i was awake (saw him like he was right there) during christmas after opening gifts and he had a bow on his head. it was a guy that i know but several years later nothing has happened and i just found out that he is involved possibly with drugs (through someone that works with him) and is involved in sexual sin. so my question is - is this a false vision?

AWillow, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [6/18/2008 3:47:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee
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Quote# 41111

Prisoner sues God
Ananova - Prisoner sues God: "Prisoner sues God

A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.
The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of 'cheating, abuse and traffic of influence'.
His complaint reads: 'I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence.'
The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.
He added: 'God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.
'But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands.'
The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.
But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

Prisoner sues God, onegoodmove 40 Comments [6/18/2008 3:14:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Darwin Greenhan
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Quote# 41130

Why shouldn't kids be expected to shoot their teachers and fellow students when they are taught that their creator was primordial soup? That false teaching steals their purpose in life and the basis for their moral standards. It also blinds them to the salvation God offers in Christ Jesus. Now you can do something about it! <b>In the Beginning...Soup?</b> provides documented scientific evidence that it was God, and not soup that created life. It then goes on to explain how to know God personally through Jesus Christ the Savior. At under fifty cents a copy its easy to give to teachers, students, and all who need it.

Though secular science books teach that a first living cell evolved from chemicals, the idea is not science, but an opinion about ancient history. For it to be true, the ingredients cells are made of would have to be capable of forming under natural conditions. But God made cells of materials that will never form anywhere in nature except in already living cells. DNA, RNA, and proteins won¹t form outside of already living cells, they all break down. If one of them had been able to form spontaneously as many secular biology books lead students to believe, it would have broken down while waiting for the others.

Thomas Heinze, Chick Publications Website 34 Comments [6/18/2008 3:13:15 PM]
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Submitted By: LAchlan
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Quote# 41118

(might be FSTDT.com's first ever agnostic fundie?)

Agnostics: People who are willing to admit they know nothing, because the 1st step in knowing is admitting you don't know.
Atheists: People who know everything because their al-mighty white-coat priests tell them so. It's apparently far beyond their egotistical capacity to say "I dunno". A religion, based around denying the possibility that anything could exist beyond material perception. Even though many of their white coat priests have believed in alternate universes and alternate dimensions themselves.

For once, I take a side, but not blindly. Because I don't dig sticky thinking. If agnostics do something stupid I'll call them stupid just the same. Although agnostic is a rather general term. Agnostics believe in possibilities, but beyond that, believe in nothing. Atheists just believe in science, a man-made establishment. From my experience, many, just like theocratic christians, attribute a disbelief in evolution to meaning that that person MUST believe in a religion... Just like theocratic christians believe that if your not "conservative", you MUST be "liberal".
Lets deal blows, c'mon, it's atheists vs. agnostics.

snake321, WrongPlanet 40 Comments [6/18/2008 2:35:10 PM]
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Quote# 41160

Bee, I doubt any of our church members would say that slavery was "great." Obviously, it's a shameful moment in American history. But isn't it amazing how God can bring good out of evil? Many of the negroes who were brought here as slaves were living as pagans in African. It is possible that God allowed the evil of slavery not only as a punishment for the refusal of the African peoples to recognize him, but also as an opportunity for repentance and restoration. See, God never punishes without also providing an opportunity for a person to be restored to faith in Christ. Today, the American negro is among the most religious peoples in the world. They could very well say to us what Joseph said to his decietful brothers: "what you meant for evil, God meant for good."

MessianicServant, FSTDT.com 79 Comments [6/18/2008 11:51:09 AM]
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Quote# 41125

[from: Bruce Hallman, the father of seven adopted children who works "full time for the Lord as a minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ,"]

"Andrea Yates is just another victim of the present-day apostate church," he says. "She had no strength in the Lord because she truly didn't know the Lord. A right relationship - truly worshipping Him in spirit and in truth - would have given her the overcoming power she needed to resist the Devil during her period of testing."

Bruce Hallman, The New Homemaker / Quiver-Full Convicted 35 Comments [6/18/2008 10:54:24 AM]
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Submitted By: MilkyWay
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Quote# 41114

The devil is using many different tools today to trick young people into riding the fast lane down the stairway to hell.

One of the most dangerous and widespread of all those tools is his fantasy role playing game, Dungeons and Dragons.

Literally millions of young people are unknowingly participating in genuine occult practices and opening the doors for demons to enter their bodies through this seemingly innocent game.

By the time they find out they were hood-winked, it's too late. They have taken that last step down the stairway to hell and are greeted by the engulfing flames.

Rick Jones, chick.com 81 Comments [6/18/2008 9:15:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 41100

"To those who scoff at their Creator -One question - Would you say you have a conscience? If so, then know that only the Bible explains the origin of conscience. The moral law (which we've all broken) contradicts survival of the fittest (do what you have to to survive), but supports a Holy Law-Giver as described in the Bible."

JRT91464, Youtube 35 Comments [6/18/2008 2:50:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Zeluvian
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Quote# 41062

I used data on supernovae from this book to silence the atheists on an aol comment site. When I began to post, I was the only Christian on the board. When I ceased to comment, there were only Christians on the board.

M. Horey, http://www.amazon.com 60 Comments [6/18/2008 2:48:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie
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Quote# 41098

To RedtowninBluesta: I'm sure there were lots of homosexual men at Normandy, in the space program, serving in the Coast Guard, standing sentry at American Embassies, etc. But why is it news? Civil rights? Who gets to define civil rights? Am I entitled to a house? To marry my cat? Free health care? Where does it end?

mojoe, Boston Herald 51 Comments [6/18/2008 2:47:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Jud
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Quote# 41086

[Regarding two male priests marrying one another]

Any priest who can sanction this evil has no Gospel to preach. Jesus taught that He and He alone can save sinners from hell. Sodomy is a sin. Unrepentant sinners go to hell. Too bad Williams is so New Age that he can't see the hoof prints of the horned one in the Blasphemy of these false teachers participating in the Eucharist. The Telegraph comments should confirm to all those who love the Truth that
a - the world has not changed -
b - the Church of England is a false Church - it is in fact the Church of the Antichrist and those who think unrepentant homosexuals will inherit the Kingdom of God are the false teachers we are warned of in Jude.
c - Christ will return soon.
The hatred for the Apostle Paul is sufficient to know that the doctrine of these men is the doctrine of demons.
Save by Grace alone. These people have now blasphemed the Holy Spirit -
remember the words of Scripture Hebrews 6
4 For it is impossible for those who were once enlightened, and have tasted the heavenly gift, and have become partakers of the Holy Spirit, 5 and have tasted the good word of God and the powers of the age to come, 6 if they fall away,[b] to renew them again to repentance, since they crucify again for themselves the Son of God, and put Him to an open shame.

Woe to the priests for they have served Baal.

John Bunyan, Telegraph comments 38 Comments [6/18/2008 2:05:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris Benton
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Quote# 41117

OMG, I think I understand now!!! If I have a Fork and a Spoon, then naturally evolution must be true because I've also seen a SPORK!!!!! That's amazing evidence.

Evolutionists like to assume all the difficult things away by going "Millions of years!!!" The fact of the matter is that in those 4 populations there has to be a step at some point where parents produce offspring (2 of them mind you) that can not reproduce with their parents (not that they'd want to, but you get the point). This is a new species. Obviously I can breed dogs to have different traits like big ears and long legs etc, but still each can interbreed with other dogs despite their new traits. However at some point there must be a MASSIVE leap where a dog gives birth to non dog, and not only that there needs to be two of these non dogs so they can reproduce with each other.

Also explain how we went from asexual reproduction to sexual reproduction. Good thing the penis and vagina evolved at the same time huh? Man was that lucky!!!!! Oh and not only that, the entire reproductive system behind the scenes has to come in one generation as well otherwise there are no further iterations, no survival of the fittest.

If you want to believe in evolution fine, but don't assume people who don't haven't considered the obvious. Trust me, we've all heard the explanations for evolution, we're not living in caves. It's always made out that we're the ones who don't think and just accept everything we're told when the fact is that we're the ones who have our beliefs constantly challenged and are always forced to think. You're the ones who will accept anything someone with "Scientist" on their resume says.

Sorry if that came off pretty harsh, but do forgive me, I'm a big IDiot after all.

Zachiatrist, Digg 51 Comments [6/18/2008 1:44:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Pyroclasm
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Quote# 41129

These are 2 separate ideas.
ID is a scientific theory...not a Christian or creationist theory. Most people think that ID is something the Christians came up with-this is not true.
I may be mistaken...its not my field,...but I believe it was <b>Albert Einstein who first gave mention of ID.</b> Many scoffed at this many years ago. There are a large group of scientist who have taken a public stand against Darwinism. It is from this group that ID has been revived--not in the creationist movement.
BTW....science has not yet... "shown that evolution is the origin of the species". Evolution has been elevated to fact only in the opinions of the of the believers of this nonsense.

Rev Al, Yahoo! Answers 45 Comments [6/18/2008 12:59:12 AM]
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Submitted By: JonnyTruant
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Quote# 41095

[In reference to the Governor of MA's daughter coming out]

Why do we have to put up with this crap? There have been gays since the beginning of time. Who cares that this kid is out of the closet? I only wish they would all go back to the closet. They would be much easier to tolerate.

Itbear, Boston Herald 49 Comments [6/18/2008 12:59:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Jud
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Quote# 41127

Do you know that if you make an endeavor to find out when and by whom atheism was authored you will not be able to find such information from any source? Not even the most “educated” atheists - particularly those associated with the most elite universities throughout the world can truthfully inform you when and by whom atheism originated. They can enlighten you as to who were its main perpetuators in different cultures; but they cannot identify its founder and when it actually originated.

The absence of a known author and time of origin of such a highly embraced philosophy is a strange phenomenon. But this phenomenon is highly indicative. It suggests that atheism is not of earthly origin - that it had its birth in another sphere before this state of time. Atheism is not a manmade doctrine but a doctrine of the demons. Its originator is none other than the old serpent himself, namely, satan. It had its origin from the very one it deceptively denies exists. It is a doctrine which denies the authorship and existence of its own author! This accounts for the absence of information in any literature embraced by atheists that identify both a human author and earthly time of origin for atheism.

Unknown, Atheist-Fool.com 67 Comments [6/17/2008 10:20:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 41094

If we had evolved into a human, then why am I not changing now, or my kids? My kids look the same to me. People in the arctic aren't growing fur. :P

Peakachuu22, Youtube 55 Comments [6/17/2008 10:18:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Zeluvian
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Quote# 41101

"Animals were created for man in the beginning. All creatures have amazing instincts, including dogs, who can "feel" and interact with their owner. But this is not the moral law written on their hearts. Only man was given that. One proof is that every ancient civilization has a legal code that is similiar to God's moral law. Yet, animals do not have a judicial system to mete out justice."

JRT91464, Youtube 35 Comments [6/17/2008 10:15:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Zeluvian
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Quote# 41074

I would love to just sit back, but unfortunately while I'm "sitting back" scientist continue evangelize their religious message as fact in classrooms across the country. Our Kid's text book says, "Evolution is fact", referring specifically to cosmic evolution. Scientific evidence that challenges evolution is grounds for termination in our local schools. If we keep on sitting back, we'll be burned at the stake!

raygarrettjr, YouTube 37 Comments [6/17/2008 9:29:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Zeluvian
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Quote# 41099

"My point is that any text book that is older than 5 years is completely outdated. How can you base your faith in a religion that changes its doctrine every 5 years?"

raygarrettjr, Youtube 41 Comments [6/17/2008 9:18:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Zeluvian
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Quote# 41092

scarlets79:
so hitler didn't enforce social darwinism by throwing jews and others into gas chambers, believeing the aryan race were the most evolved fittest race to emerge from survival of the fittest world war?
and eugenics has nothing to do with evolution ideas?

Am:
They have everything to do with each other. Darwinists can only cover it up in order to keep their sanity and believe in evolution at the same time.

scarlets79 & Am, CARM 29 Comments [6/17/2008 9:01:22 PM]
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Submitted By: i smell bullshit
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Quote# 41147

Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: at least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts.

Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about 1 in 3,000 people here. Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich.

Tanzanian Witch Doctors, New York Times 35 Comments [6/17/2008 8:55:31 PM]
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Quote# 41061

"Saint Anne Boleyn is the connection between St. Patrick and the Reformation in England."

"Mother Ireland can proudly claim this illustrious Queen as one of her own children.....Though a humble maiden, she changed the course of world history and liberated all of Europe from the deadly grasp of the Papacy"

"Saint Anne risked her life to make King Henry VIII familiar with the Bible. With a knowledge of the Scriptures, King Henry would have terminated the Spanish alliance and followed up on the New World Discovery of John Cabot!!"

Niall Kilkenny, Reformation.org 30 Comments [6/17/2008 8:21:58 PM]
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