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Quote# 40899

Perhaps the link is more simple.....academics hate their jobs, they are geeks to they hate their social life, and this self-loathing creates their doubting of God?

Michael, Comment on article "Intelligent people 'less likely to believe in God'" 59 Comments [6/13/2008 8:19:02 PM]
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Quote# 40923

Feel sorry for yourself atheist boy.
When we ll take over America - you will have to leave the country. There will be no plaec for you

Evans, PhysOrg 68 Comments [6/13/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 40846

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Sure, I may be dumb compared to them, but I have God on my side. That boosts my sides average IQ to... infinity.

Also, you only seem to be able to fight using mudslinging. I actually put forward proof. Try fighting fire with fire instead of mud...

General_Specific, Taleworlds 73 Comments [6/13/2008 8:09:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Yoshiboy
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Quote# 40907

[Response to 4 young Boy Scouts killed in tornados]

Of course, if all four of those casualties ended up in eternal paradise, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it?

Crimson Hellkite, GameFAQs 54 Comments [6/13/2008 7:01:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 40928

[Obama's "Birth Certificate" is actually a "Certification of Live Birth" which doesn't specify parents' marital status]

"really? you're concerned about the state of his parents marriage back in 1961 ? wow. you people are crazy." This is important information. If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!

zzyzz, Suitable Flip 51 Comments [6/13/2008 6:53:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 40898

Sadly school has degraded to teaching facts...

Wally, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [6/13/2008 6:52:47 PM]
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Submitted By: kat
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Quote# 40884

Anyway, the point of all this is to say that I feel that time has just lately begun to move faster, so to speak. I could never attempt to set a date for the Rapture, but man, I all of a sudden felt my normal sense of urgency become significantly more urgent! And with this heightened sense of urgency has come a feeling of calm like I have never felt before. Does this make sense to any of you? Are you feeling it too? Do you feel even more surprised that you're still here? Do you feel sad, urgent, happy and calm all at the same time?

JY11, RaptureReady 59 Comments [6/13/2008 2:17:47 PM]
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Quote# 40876

I'm a college student that is studying geology. In one of my professor's lectures he mentioned plate techtonics and continental drift. I was wondering if you could provide me with an explanation for this.

This is the theory that I came up with. What if Pangea did exhist? What if, after the flood, there was just one continent? I think that humans tried to build the tower of babel exactly where babylon is today. In reference to Pangea, Babylon would be in the exact center of the continent. God confused the languages and different groups went in different directions (north, south, east, west etc.). Then, to make sure that humans didn't find some other way to communicate and reunite the languages he separated the continents to separate the people. Makes sense. I read a passage that says, "where God looks at the earth it shakes and where his finger touches it smokes." Sounds like earthquakes and volcanoes to me. I propose, instead of taking billion/millions of years to separate, that God separated the continents in a much shorter span of time. Maybe, even overnight.

email me and let me know if I'm on target.

Brian Jordan, TalkOrigins 70 Comments [6/13/2008 2:00:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 40896

Actually demons. These are those inter dimensional entities.

Im actually going to Nigeria soon, this is were alot of these supernatural things happen. Ill gladly take you to show you some of them, but be warned,
theyre very ugly, you wont be able to sleep for a few weeks.
Over there they are quite used to it, alot of witchdoctors.
But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales.

Komodomitsu, Gametrailers 34 Comments [6/13/2008 1:56:18 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi
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Quote# 40879

god does answer prayers!
proof. i prayed last week for a friend and the very next day mum come home with a fish in a tank.

Jeremy Fisher, PhysForum 99 Comments [6/13/2008 1:55:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Max
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Quote# 40851

I know I'm not wrong, because I know that God exists and that the Bible is his word. Sure, you can say, "There's no proof," and you can try to shove your so called "Scientific explanations," at me, but I know I'm right. Once a person has truly accepted the Lord as their savior, you can feel his presence. Some may deny it, but I know it's true from personal experience. I am tired of being laughed at, true enough, but I'll do it all my life rather than change my views and burn in hell. I can be just as stubborn as you are, and I'll never change my views. Keep trying to put me down. You might actually lower me a few centimeters.

Logic is a point of view. Your logic is polluted, and as such will be your destruction.

The laws of physics don't apply to God. What part of omnipotence do you not get?

General_Specific, Taleworlds 42 Comments [6/13/2008 1:04:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Yoshiboy
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Quote# 40889

[The number of strawmen, and other logical fallacies in this document should probably be used as a way to teach how "not" to argue.]

The arrogance displayed by the evolutionist class is totally
unwarrented. The facts warrent the violent expulsion of
all evolutionists from civilized society. I am quite serious that their danger to society is so great that, in a sane society, they would be, at a minimum, denied a vote in the administration of the society, as well as any job where they might influence immature humans, e.g., scout, or youth, leader, teacher and, obviously, professor. Oh, by the way… What is the chance evolutionists will vote or teach in the Kingdom of God?

Tom Willis, Newsletter for The Creation Science Association of Mid-America 32 Comments [6/13/2008 12:51:03 PM]
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Submitted By: Seabhag
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Quote# 40895

Atheists cannot keep me down. New Christian Knowledge is on the way.

I am a true Christian warrior. I am right. I don't give a fuck what you all say. I'm not sure what the fucks wrong with people, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO REASON ANYMORE? I bow at the foot of God and you should bow to me, his disciple. YouTube should be honored that God has allowed it to continue to exist. We will destroy the new Gospel of Charles Darwin.

Quit your partying
Quit your hookah smoking
Quit your bong smoking
Quit your crack freebasing
Quit your heroin shooting
Quit your evolutionist propaganda
Quit disobeying the Lord almighty
Quit voting for Democrats
Quit spreading lies to children
Quit giving young boys Ritalin
Quit the molestation of the innocent in the Catholic Church
Quit trying to undermine our forces in Iraq
Quit denying the facts about the cosmos and moon
Obey the Lord
He is light
Light is great
God is great

The Church of New Christian Knowledge is one of the few truly Christian churches.

reynoldskevin37, Youtube 109 Comments [6/13/2008 12:18:44 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 40890

(In response to the question, "How does legalized gay marriage force anything upon anyone?")

A good question. Here's something you might not have considered:

Let's say John and Martha marry and have a long life together. If John dies before Martha, Martha receives John's pension until Martha dies as well. But, what if Martha dies first and John decides to give his pension to his son, so he marries his son. Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean it's a same-sex marriage and they can't have kids so why not? Well, what about that pension and how does that affect others by continuing the payments for another 30 years? What about social security?

Why limit marriage to a single same-sex couple? Why not 5 same sex couples forming one marriage? Why not 5 opposite sex couples forming one marriage?

There's a well-known homosexual activist named Frank Kameny who says bestiality is okay as long as the animal doesn't mind. Should we allow marriage to animals or just let some people have sex with animals because they have the freedom to do so?

Should transgenders get medical benefits for surgery? How does that affect your medical premiums?

How does alll this affect our culture and society? Where do we draw the line?

scrip, city-data.com 73 Comments [6/13/2008 12:11:06 PM]
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Quote# 40880

Should Evolutionists Be Allowed to Vote?
--They do not and can not know the purpose for Man. In
fact, all of them believe Man has no purpose.
?-Therefore, they cannot make informed judgments about
how men should behave toward each other, or what would
be "good" or "bad" for any group of men to do, or not do.
--Thus, they have no sane foundation upon which to base
“laws” or rational for insisting that other men obey the
laws.
--Thus, the religion they profess to believe renders them incapable
of participating in any decision about what men ought
to do. But, that is the purpose of all law.
--Therefore, in a sane society, evolutionists should not be allowed
to vote, or influence laws or people in any way!

They should, perhaps, make bricks to earn enough to eat.
Q.E.D. - Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Tom Willis, CSA News The Creation Science Association for Mid-America 50 Comments [6/13/2008 11:30:01 AM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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Quote# 40944

Christians HATERS

(^ that's the title of his journal entry. Now get ready for a heaping pile of WTF)

Sense I was a kid after I'd saw SNOW WHITE & 7 dwarfs. I'd wanted to have girlfriend that look like SNOW WHITE . In 2003 I got. She'd happen to be my Pastor's oldest daughter.

When I was watching the OLD WCW.
I'm the one of that prayed to my God to save Sting the wrestler.
Now I'm prayed for the WWE's fall and have to sell it to TNA.
I'm talking to GOD to make WWE Fall like Roman Empire did but sooner than later cause Vince and Shane said that they could beat GOD in a wrestling.

So we all could play a video game that have all of the wrestlers from WCW/ECW/WWE/WWF AND OF COURSE TNA.

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 92 Comments [6/13/2008 7:57:22 AM]
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Quote# 40892

[O]nce Obama gets into office, Christians are going to be targeted in this country more than ever. His cousin (who he's close to) is responsible for all of those Christians in Kenya being burned alive in their churches. Why do people in this country think that they're immune to such persecution?

Fidel Castro was openly democrat when he got office as well.

Christians need to seriously be thinking in terms of what to do when Obama takes office. The Bible says we'll be persecuted, but it also says we can flee from persecution if it's possible.

Mezuzas, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [6/13/2008 7:55:15 AM]
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Submitted By: gamerchick
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Quote# 40873

I'm all about preaching to the lost...in fact, a rapture-focused mind (that being, a mind centered on Christ's coming) will be even more vigilant about sharing the good news!

All in all, those watching are a small minority compared to those who either aren't watching or don't even expect Christ to return in our generation.

He is coming though...the end is closer now than it was at the beginning!
MARANATHA!

Ready2Fly08, RaptureReady 31 Comments [6/13/2008 7:52:13 AM]
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Quote# 40900

Isn't it strange that the Bible never mentions anything about evolution? Have you ever thought of that, or wondered why? Wouldn't you think that if there was an ounce of truth to evolution, that there would be something written in the Bible that would, even if accidentally, agree with evolution? Could it be that evolution is just a theory to eliminate God and/or gods?

SoLoved, PhysOrg 58 Comments [6/13/2008 7:51:53 AM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 40871

Originally Posted by HisAlways :
It's like my father-in-law put it the other evening..."if Obama is the next president, the Lord will have to intervene soon".



I have to agree.
Do you know what scares me even more? The amount of people who want to vote for him!! I just can't believe they can't see that there is something terribly wrong with this man...

cbressler1976, RaptureReady 43 Comments [6/13/2008 7:49:43 AM]
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Quote# 40842

[On why Evolution has been disproved, and how rocks are born]

Yes, Evolution has been disproved, but those who believe in the religion of Evolution are unwilling to admit it.

NASA uncovered lots of raw data showing that the moon is only about 10,000 years old, in the late 60's and early 70's and the Evolutionist refuse to admit it.

Many 25 year old Rocks from Mount Saint Helens which blew its lid in 1980 have been tested by "experts" who did not know where the rocks came from and those rocks were consistanly dated as being millions of years old.

And with the mapping of the human DNA completed that was the death blow since there are 10^87 possible DNA codes.

Proving that there has not been nearly enough time if evolution was to have occured on a random basis.

Leap Seconds as well as the fact that the Moon is moving slowly away from the earth is even more proof.

Pastor Art, Yahoo Answers 35 Comments [6/13/2008 7:43:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Julia
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Quote# 40877

Children, I am sorry truth doesn’t fit to your evolutuionary dogma.

Alphanumeric, all your “claims” are easily refuted by respected creationist sites.
I feel so sad for all of you, but I wish you all the best, may be some day you will gain needed amount of intellect to accept truth.

And now enjoy sitting in your little box of science.

God bless you.

Evans, PhysForum 56 Comments [6/13/2008 7:20:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Max
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Quote# 40814

I am still very much convinced that Evolution is simply an idea in some people’s minds and not the reality of the natural world. It is no coincidence that it parallels Christianity so closely - this was where Darwin stole most of “his” ideas.

Both Evolution and Christianity are about the transformation of one species into another. For Christianity it is the creation of the new man. Darwin’s scenario begins with one member being different at birth. This follows Christianity as Jesus was different – being conceived by the Holy Spirit. In Evolution this “mutation” gives the individual an advantage in survival. Having been raised from the dead proves that Jesus was a survivor. Finally in evolution the member of a species are not like this new individual becomes “extinct”. This too follows the Christianity in that those who do not accept Jesus are lost. Please note that none of these ideas are self evident in the natural world. They are read into it by our preconceived ideas.

Even if I am completely wrong - evolution itself points to Jesus as mankind’s savior. We can easily see this by asking the question “from an evolutionary point of view who will transform and “save” mankind?”

no1nose, PhysForum 33 Comments [6/13/2008 6:30:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Max
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Quote# 40803

(this guy is so AWESOME)


Originally Posted by Split Rock:

This is a very poor answer, dad. Did they corrupt insects? Did they corrupt elephants? More evidence that the creationist position makes no sense, even in the light of its own teachings.


Dad:

Can you prove that Noah was to gather the insects? I thought he did the animals, and birds, not the bees? Back er up.

dad, Christian Forums 20 Comments [6/13/2008 6:30:37 AM]
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Quote# 40869

We know enough about the nature of both the earth and the sun to eliminate as hypothetical and irrational the idea that the earth should stop spinning on its axis or orbiting the sun tonight.

Problem is, you have exactly zero foundation for assuming that the ‘nature’ of the earth and sun will not change 5 seconds from now.

If I held any doubt about my consideration that the sun will rise tomorrow morning - if I considered an alternative like the sun transforming into a penguin overnight - I might dedicate some thought to the alternatives.

Problem is, you borrow your confidence from my worldview, as you have zero foundation for it in yours.

Sye TenB, Comfort Food: The Soap Box -- Ray Comfort’s Blog 22 Comments [6/13/2008 6:30:11 AM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored
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