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Quote# 41961

In an evolution argument, Wilson responds to, "...you regurgitated every argument out of the creationist handbook."

If you are referring to the Bible as "the creationist handbook," then I will use it and frequently. You don't want to see it? then don't read what I write. OK?
Quite simple. Really!

Wilson, Topix 2 Comments [6/30/2008 12:21:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Fek'lhr
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Quote# 41975

The ACLU (Anti Christian Lawyers Union) is the liberal version of the KKK. One uses sheets and ropes, the other uses suits and restraining orders, but the motivations and objectives are the same.

Pentitent, One News Now 7 Comments [6/30/2008 12:21:18 AM]
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Quote# 41953

"The contraceptive Pill is outdated and leading to unwanted pregnancies and abortion as few women take it correctly, a leading expert said."

More feminist propaganda masquerading as science.

BC pills work just fine. Females don't take them because they WANT to be pregnant. The big lie is "unwanted pregnancy."

bobx23456, 'Contraceptive Pill is outdated and does not work well', expert warns 8 Comments [6/30/2008 12:19:36 AM]
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Quote# 41969

christians dont claim to beleive in something that isn't there either.

wicked_fire, Gaia Online 4 Comments [6/30/2008 12:06:00 AM]
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Submitted By: God hates everything
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Quote# 41967

What are you reading? A small sample.


Hello,Are you stupid or something? Where do you get your information from? Maybe you need to pay more attention to Mr.Hovinds speaches because he makes ALOT more sense then what you believe in. SO WE CAME FROM A ROCK HUH????LoL~I used to think the same thing,Duhh since thats what we are all taught- THERE IS ALOT MORE EVIDENCE FROM HIM ON WHAT HE BELIEVES THEN WHAT YOU BELIEVE- EVERY LAST THING YOU BELIEVE IS JUST A MYTH THAT YOU BELIEVE IS TRUE- WILL U EVER REALIZE THAT?

Instead of REMOVING CREATIONISM FROM SCIENCE CLASSROOMS IT WOULD BE BETTER TO EVOLUTIONIST "MONKEYS" FIRST!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHICH MONKEY IS MAINTAINING THIS SITE

this site will BUURRRRNNN IN THE PITS I WILL SEE TO IT THAT GOD WILL BURN IT!!!!

You ar e ALLL going to BURN!!!!
Evolution is NOTHING but a way to deny GOD and HIS works.
Evlutionists try to age the fosils by type of dirt, and the dirt by the type of fosils, so any fool can see THAT ALL YOU DO IS THINK IN CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!!
AND our FATHERS were not APES
ARE YOURS?
GOD SAVES and apes skratch there asses.

Curve, ABC online Forum 20 Comments [6/30/2008 12:05:17 AM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22
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Quote# 41984

I understand what you are saying and I respect you and the arguments you have advanced on this forum but there are a lot of good people in hell. Heaven Is reached through Christ alone and without Christ there is only hell. It may not be fair because some people never even get the chance to hear about Jesus and some people are brainwashed into atheism but it is what it is.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 56 Comments [6/29/2008 11:56:37 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 41913

With all that's coming down in our world today, is anyone you know of talking about moving to the country or a get-away of some kind?
The news is getting more and more dramatic, and in some Christian circles there is active talk of leaving big cities and moving to small towns or rural areas. Maybe because of more self-sufficient living, or maybe the fear of terrorist attacks in metropolitan areas...I'm not sure.

Adoration, RR 45 Comments [6/29/2008 10:33:19 PM]
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Quote# 41956

["EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY!!!"]

Oh so you know how it works, because you where there millions of years ago with your camera, clock, calendar observing every seconds of change in millions of years.So how old are you now? You believe in evolution because that's the ONLY theory taught in your school. I admire you FAITH that is far greater than the religious.

roitis101, YouTube 45 Comments [6/29/2008 10:32:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 41982

Prayer is conversation with God; the intercourse of the soul with God, not in contemplation or meditation, but in direct address to him. Prayer may be oral or mental, occasional or constant, ejaculatory or formal.

unknown, ChristianAnswers.net 94 Comments [6/29/2008 10:31:47 PM]
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Submitted By: a basking shark
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Quote# 41930

[If] God don't like it [meaning "homosexuality"] then we(christians) shouldn't either. That's the part of being christian and going to church.

corbinbleufan, gURL.com Hot Button Issues board 31 Comments [6/29/2008 10:29:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Hannah
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Quote# 41933

I am Christian. I believe in Him. Science proves this by the theory of being science. It's really obvious.

JasonFontaine, http://prolifeamerica.com/fusetalk/forum/categories.cfm?catid=7 58 Comments [6/29/2008 10:26:39 PM]
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Quote# 41936

I have a question for you.how do you feal about inocent people being disected,gassed,skinned alive andhaving their skin used to make lamp shades,breaded like animals and worse things that I don't even want to speak of?

(Response: I feel sick, and revolted, and feel that we need to try and catch the kinds of people that do these things, and get them out of our society.)

then you can start with evolutionists.evolution was a key thing in naziism.

Heartbrokenbrad, flyleaffans.com 64 Comments [6/29/2008 9:34:33 PM]
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Quote# 41981

I don't control Jim Dobson's calendar. However, why would you want to meet with Cal Thomas if he's going to write a defeatist book that goes against what you believe?

I respect Thomas too. However, writing good stuff about Ted Kennedy and teaming with a liberal to write another book about today's toxic political environment is not the best way to go.

It's not about legislating morality. It's about mobilizing Christians to do their duty.

If every one of the 40 to 50 million born again Christians in this nation voted, and voted correctly, our nation would be a different place. It would not be a utopia because that won't happen until Jesus comes back, but you could leave your doors unlocked at night and you would not be afraid to shop at the mall.

Imagine the U.S. Senate with 70 conservative Republican members and even a handful of conservative Democrats. A federal judge makes a bad ruling, and he or she is impeached, disbarred and imprisoned within a week's time.

Imagine liberal college professors who would be fired and blacklisted if they criticize this nation and try to stir up subversion.

Imagine every mosque in this nation with an FBI informant within their ranks. After which, most would be closed.

Imagine liberal churches losing their tax-exempt status if their speakers wax political.

Imagine child pornographers and gang members being hanged in public.

Imagine balancing the budget and paying off the national debt. You would keep a lot more of your money.

Imagine George Soros being deported and Michael Moore being exiled to Saudi Arabia.

All it would take to bring that about is for Christians to do their duty. We could bring this nation's government back to what it used to be. Obviously, it would not change the hearts and minds of most of the public, but it would make for a much better society.

Read Proverbs 29:2.

MacArthur Parks, PCC Board.com 105 Comments [6/29/2008 9:31:42 PM]
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Submitted By: Wise Child
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Quote# 41925

Homosexuality is not natural. If it was, nature would have a purpose for it. So, I personally have come to believe that homosexuality is either one or both of two things:
1: A choice.
2: A sign of sexual abuse.
And by all means, if you want to make that choice, then don't let me stop you. No, I'm not saying all homosexuals are sexually abused. So don't throw kittens at me... yet...

TeenageRepublican, FreeConservatives 69 Comments [6/29/2008 9:30:14 PM]
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Submitted By: opsman
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Quote# 41914

first off,
Cell theory.
one of the most widely accepted theories in modern Science.
"The observations of Hooke, Leeuwenhoek, Schleiden, Schwann, Virchow, and others led to the development of the cell theory. The cell theory is a widely accepted explanation of the relationship between cells and living things. The cell theory states:

* All living things are composed of cells.

* Cells are the basic unit of structure and function in living things.

* All cells are produced from other cells."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
see that!
Ha.
If all cells come from other cells,
then tell me,
o blaspheming atheists
where the first one came from.
OWNED

and I'm not saying that natural selection is wrong,
things do adapt,
things do change.
but this man from monkey bullshit makes me sick

i eagerly await your response,

signed,
and intelligent human being

Mr_drummie, Facepunch Studios 52 Comments [6/29/2008 9:15:52 PM]
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Submitted By: RBM11
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Quote# 41968

[regarding HIV/Aids]

If you're serious about stopping the spread of a communicable disease, you make damn sure the people trying to spread it CAN'T.

It's called quarantine. And when that's enacted, it doesn't matter whose business it is. You do what you're told, or you're in for one hell of a ride.

[Argonaut22j: No, there are lots of ways to deal with diseases that are serious.]

Yes, of course, there are so many ways to deal with incurable, absolutely fatal, communicable diseases.

1. Quarantine.
2. Mass Executions.
3. The Kirk Initiative: "Let them Die!" (Star Trek VI)

What other's can you come up with? Prayer? Happy thoughts? Foul language? Self-stimulation? Post-cards from the edge?

stmk0, YouTube 50 Comments [6/29/2008 7:52:48 PM]
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Quote# 41979

Why do christian women use drugs in labour if labour pain is punishment from god?

for those of you saying it wasn't punishment have you forgotten their punishment for eating the fruit? suffering in childbirth remember? it's punishment!

if he forgave them he would have stopped the pain himself surely! come on

Bb B, yahoo answers 64 Comments [6/29/2008 7:34:25 PM]
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Submitted By: whatthehell
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Quote# 41983

That's nice that you don't, oh oblivious one, but I do. I'm supposed to, as is everyone else.

Swearing to affirm, support, and defend the Constitution means swearing to affirm, support, and defend the Christianity upon which it is based. Anyone who cannot do this should not be in office.

CONSERVATIVE HERO, FreeConservatives 44 Comments [6/29/2008 7:20:23 PM]
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Submitted By: opsman
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Quote# 41985

I get so tired of people talking about apes having something to do with evolution. There is a simple explanation for why apes seem to have evolved. I imagine that we are all familiar with the Biblical story of Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel and was then cursed by God and cast out from his family to wander the world. Well the Bible says that Cain found a wife. Everyone thinks that this is weird since there are no women on earth other than those with Adam and his family; there is an explanation. Cain married one of the apes of old and became the progenitor of new types of apes. Since this change happened it looks like apes have evolved but they really haven't evolved much. The apes of old were much different than the apes of today and Cains actions were horrible. The abomination that Cain created is why God decreed that man and animal could no longer reproduce together.

Bringer-of-Light, PhysOrg 53 Comments [6/29/2008 7:11:33 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
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Quote# 41938

Its too bad that you cannot seperate religion from God. Religion is for the weak minded and atheism is for fools. Belief in God does not equal belief in religion.Religion and fundementalism are Satans's GREATEST weapons!Both are going to cause many souls to goto hell. Both will make you a slave. ITS ABOUT LOVE and having a relationship with your creator. Both religion and atheism will be destroyed and all we will be left with is LOVE! Christ HATED religion. He came to stop them, not start one.

truthseeker1210, Youtube 30 Comments [6/29/2008 6:29:23 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 41929

I know it's from a movie but it's true.with grate power comes grate responsebility and vice versa.

also women don't want to be = they want to be better.thats the simple fact of the matter.why is it that boys are no longer aloud to be boys in schools?why do they get expeled for pretending that they are soldures fighting in a war.thats not harmful it's just boy.but the teachers would rather them play tea party because thats what girls do.the whole society is becoming more ad more sisafighed.men are not better they are just different.we have different God given roles.like war.it has been time tested and proven that when women are on the battle field it's nothing but bad luck.not because they can't do it( though that is a big part of it) but because the men do as God create them to do and leave their primary mission to go and protect the women.not because they are weaker but because they are to be treasured.when the Bible reffers to women as"the weaker vessel" it has the meaning of something that is treasured.

[another user's quote - But meanwhile, we have a woman who is running for president.]

which is a huge mistake.

Heartbrokenbrad, Flyleaffans.com 61 Comments [6/29/2008 6:20:23 PM]
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Quote# 41978

I have hundreds of examples of liberalosers warping, twisting and shredding the First Amendment in their monomaniacal obsession with purging God from America. I have no examples of Christians successfully trying to turn the US into a theocracy.

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 28 Comments [6/29/2008 5:55:27 PM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 41950

[About an Illinois library putting a link to Planned Parenthood on their library computers.]

Kerry Knot:
This is horrible stuff...It promotes birth control, sexual activity (and) makes a joke of abstinence. It mocks parents and makes us out to be idiots.

LeAnna Benn:
When I read about the case, I was not surprised because the American Library Association has teamed up with Planned Parenthood on a regular basis to promote 'comprehensive' sex education....The premise is that everyone is sexually active and needs to have access to services,regardless of what their values are, regardless of what their parents believe.

Kerry Knott / LeAnna Benn, Citizenlink.org (Focus on the Family) 40 Comments [6/29/2008 5:55:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 41970

"Catholics do believe Jesus is our savior. Hello?"

"No, they do not, They believe him as great profit but they do not believe that if they accept Jesus Christ into their hearts and repent then they will go to heaven."

"Um, I went to Catholic school for three years, and they do indeed believe that Jesus died for their sins. I never once heard them refer to him as a "prophet", only as the "Son of God"."

"Catholics pick and choose what they want to Believe out of the NT. They repent to priests, not to God himself. The act of the priest being the middle man was taken out when Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins. Before that we were unworthy to speak to God directly, but because of Jesus's sacrifice now we can. He has washed away our sins making us pure."

"I know about Catholic practices and how they're different from what Protestants do. But what you just said here is that Catholics believe Jesus is a prophet, when in fact they do not. They believe he is the son of God, and to claim that they believe anything else is not only false, it's disrespectful of their right to worship and believe as they choose, however illogical those beliefs may be. If someone says "I believe X" you can say "I think that's wrong," but saying "No you don't" is just disrespectful and rude."


"Jesus is no only the Son of God but also a prophet, he fortold of many things, including the rature and what not. AND I told you in your other post that i know that catholics believe this. It still doesn't counter that I believe Catholics not to be true Christians."

[She just doesn't learn does she?]

wicked_fire, Gaia Online 38 Comments [6/29/2008 5:54:36 PM]
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Submitted By: God hates everything
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Quote# 41974

Obama as president? I don't think so, not in my country. We cannot have radical blacks having the highest office in the land. He is a muslim on top of that. If any Christian votes for this mulatto then we might as well be forsaking the mandate given to this country by God for the purposes of spreading the one true religion. He is not a Christian and Christians should be the only ones who have power in this country, it is what God wants. Call me a theocrat, I will wear that title with honor.

Brothers and sisters, God made the races and ordained some to take backseats to others. This can be seen throughout history and is not up for us to judge. You know this to be true whether you want to admit it or not. We need to stop cowtowing to the politically correct crowd and show the true "face" of God, the snow white one.

BillyJoBob, One News Now 69 Comments [6/29/2008 5:50:20 PM]
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