Quote# 40567

Sad that people feel the need to come up with such fantaises to fill some void in their lives. They need salvation from Our Lord, not SciFi stories.

NewLifeinHim, Rapture Ready 51 Comments [6/8/2008 8:42:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 40611

I am an abductee. I was abducted several times before I got saved, and several times after I got saved.
Before I got saved it was horrifying and scary. After I got saved, it was sort of like fun.
I believe ufo aliens are God's angels. Devils don't have flying aircraft in the bible. God's angels do have them, in the bible. Devils don't have physical bodies in the bible. God's angels do have physical bodies and supernatural powers, in the bible.

antiaging, CARM 54 Comments [6/8/2008 8:37:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda

Quote# 40580

[On whether or not evolution is a religion]

Pretty much! The gathering places (churches) are universities, and such places, the preaching is all over the radio, TV, documentaries, schools, etc. And the ever changing fairy tale books are treated with a reverence that is akin to worship.

dad1, PhysOrg Forum 35 Comments [6/8/2008 8:07:20 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc

Quote# 40582

If god isn't real, how do you explain Adam and Eve?

I'm so sick of you elitist atheists thinking science can explain everything. Your logic is flawed.

Tim Martin, Facebook 88 Comments [6/8/2008 8:04:34 PM]
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Quote# 40598

Everyone hates us because we are the only country that has any morals left. That is declining though, and as soon as a democrat gets the presidency, and we lean further left, and further immoral, they'll like us again.

Remember, Christ told us that the world hated him, so they would hate us also.

HisAlways, RaptureReady 54 Comments [6/8/2008 4:46:16 PM]
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Quote# 40602

Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl “Buffalo Bill” Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas.

“It could be turned loose before then,” Hawkins told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast tonight. “You’re going to see this very soon, really soon,” he said.

Hundreds of truck trailers have been loaded with food and water on the group’s 44-acre compound, in preparation for the coming war.

Yisrayl Hawkins, Religion News Blog 132 Comments [6/8/2008 9:09:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Chamale

Quote# 40635

[the rest of the question is pretty fucking stupid itself, but the main focus here is this dipshit's answer]

Question:Do you think the Dinosaurs were killed in the flood?

dipshit's answer:God destroyed the dinosaurs in the great flood to provide fossil fuel for us today. We are fulfilling prophecy when we are able to transport ourselves so quickly on this planet , also the Bible indicates that in the last days information will travel quickly also .Cars computers and communication devices are mostly composed of fossil fuel by-products. God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign . Think about it

stinkdog, Yahoo Answers 47 Comments [6/8/2008 7:43:23 AM]
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Quote# 40633

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One thing i've not heard an answer to by evolution is where the food came from? Every creature needs food to finance it's energy usages. We humans have all the "keys" to open up all the different foods we eat and get the calories out. Thats how it works, on a lock/key kind of mechanism because burning the food won't get the calories out. how did all this food suddenly grow? This is a strong argument for design. These things need to be designed and won't arise by chance without a guiding hand over the lot. Isn't it also funny how alot of people enjoy eating food as God made a potentially annoying task of supplying ourselves energy and made it enjoyable?

answers on the evolution point of view would be appriecieated.

WS-JW, EvC 43 Comments [6/8/2008 7:41:54 AM]
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Quote# 40577

Democrats are filthy communists to me, they are for racists, abortionists, for taxing folks and are against God and the Bible and think homosexualism is normal and soon will be backing Pedophiles.

Barak HUSSEIN Osama Obama is a perfect case, a left wing pretend Christian who is actually a Muslim and likely to declare such after he gets in and it looks like he will since the Republican candidate is against his won party as much as the otherside and know one really likes him, and conservatives are likely not to even vote for him as much as against Barak and that will likely mean he will get inand we get a ignorant man who has no experience running anything, but his lying mouth.

Schmit, CARM 60 Comments [6/8/2008 6:04:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Yehuda

Quote# 40632

[The more knowledge we gain about life and the universe god/Allah seems to be getting further and further away?]

it's not GOD going further away. it is just the whole Collective Consciousnes and ultimately the spiritual and material Universe that keep on expanding and expanding.

that's how the Eternal, the one, true GOD challenges His children gifted with Consciousness and Awareness. He doesn't want our Mind to stagnate like that of atheists, evolutionists, and the Scientologists. And maybe, you can include the Hindus and the Chinese, too.


D Daskalos, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [6/8/2008 5:34:48 AM]
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Quote# 40573

So PeterSung since you feel trees were quote "meant to clean the air and provide fresh oxygen to man and beautify the earth. They weren't originally meant to be chopped down." unquote, then Jesus should have not been a carpenter, that would have been a sin since he was defacing his creation by building something out of wood. Then that would also mean he was not sinless.

Since I see no 11th commandment that states "No one should use creation for energy" I think I will burn all the oil I can afford and cut down every tree I can for the use of my choice.

How silly.

tunce, RaptureReady 40 Comments [6/8/2008 4:28:53 AM]
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Quote# 40583

QUESTION: Don't King James Bible believer's "worship" the Bible? Didn't God destroy the originals because He didn't want these people to venerate them?

ANSWER: No and no.

EXPLANATION: Many critics of the perfect Bible have become very frustrated in recent years. This is due to the fact that their entire argument against the Bible has been systematically destroyed by historical fact, their own shortfall of scholastic ability and the consistent blessing of the King James Bible by the Holy Spirit.
In a desperate attempt to "sling mud" at Bible believers, they make the two statements found above.
Do King James Bible believers worship the Bible? No. They do not pray to it as they do to Jesus Christ. They do not preach that "the Bible saves" but that Jesus saves. They blissfully mark notes all over their Bibles, though none would dare to do so to Jesus Christ.
There is not even enough evidence to mistakenly believe that King James Bible believers worship the Bible. Therefore, the charge is unfortunately born of malice not sincerity.
Did God destroy the originals to keep King James Bible believers from someday worshipping them? No. Nothing could be farther from fact.
God allowed the originals to pass off the scene because their only value, was their words, which He preserved through copies. Once the originals had served their purpose and were copied, they received no loyalty from God or His people.
If the originals were somehow to "miraculously" appear today, they would be of little interest to Bible believers since they make little of them now.
If anyone would venerate them, it would probably be the crowd that makes so much of them today, the Bible critics.

Dr. Samuel T. Gipp, chick.com 36 Comments [6/8/2008 4:19:15 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 40568

I am worried about my Mom. She told me yesterday that she loves Obama. So I asked her, "Do you love Jesus?" She said, He's not Jesus. I said, "I know". So do you love Jesus? No reply. Then we were interrupted.

So I asked her again later. "You said that you love Obama but do you love Jesus." She said, "Well he is here and now. "But do you love Jesus?" "What does that have to do with anything?" I said,"I am making sure that you aren't putting man before Jesus." She wouldn't say that she loved Jesus and she has been a Christian for well over 50 years.

Enfenetie, Rapture Ready 64 Comments [6/8/2008 12:55:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 40550

I really can not tell you if I was awake or sleep when this happened. I baby sit my little niece at night and she was sleeping beside me. I felt a cold draft come in and I woke up to see if my niece was covered. She wasn’t and I started to cover her.

I wear contacts so when I don’t have them one anything 10 feet away is a little blurry. I notice while I was covering my niece up my front door was open. When I looked to see why, I saw this BLACK figure, DARK BLACK FIGURE! It looked like it was some type of being covered in black cloth. It was trying to come into my home but I just gave it this look like DIE! I started praying but I didn’t speak. All I know is that it knew I was staring at him. Since I didn’t have my contacts on I cant give you a full description. This thing was nothing but 2 to 2 ½ feet tall.

I woke up this morning to check my door and it was locked. You would think that explains everything but NO I don’t.

327, Christian Forums 61 Comments [6/8/2008 12:54:27 AM]
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Quote# 40564

[Actually, why don't you tell us what would convince you of Earth being older than 6000 years old? Seriously, what would convince you of that?]

After I die and God tells me that the earth is older.

miiwiiJosh, GameFAQs 26 Comments [6/8/2008 12:53:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Angus

Quote# 40560

Just think of it. In November Barack Obama is elected President and the Democrats sweep the election with a 60-vote super majority in the Senate. If that happens there will be nothing to stop them from passing a broad amnesty. Millions of illegal aliens will become legal, and so, eventually, will another 40 million Mexicans.

Obama will stop building the border fence. With its new power, the Latino/ Hispanic/ Mexican population will begin chanting “no taxation without representation!” and the liberals will grant them citizenship, without learning English or knowing anything about U.S. history and culture.

Soon the border will become irrelevant and what remains of a fence will be torn down. The North American Union will become a reality and the United States will cease to exist.

God will have surely damned America.

VU4G10, Free Republic 73 Comments [6/8/2008 12:52:10 AM]
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Quote# 40565



The universe was discovered and found it did not appear to rotate around the earth. Geocentrism.

Darwinism was discovered and recent claims is it explains all the sciences at the least and now they added history. Their History trumps all written accounts, the bible and the rest. There seems to be a lot of howling about Behe who tells us the darwinian Imams are outside the loop and biochemistry is a puzzle external to Darwinism. The Darwinian Imams attack the infidels like myself and ss who present science that denies their centrist movement.

Darwinism raises more questions than it answers. If you ask the wrong question, you willl be expelled.

A recent surge on this board is their taking the battle out in the streets. It seems evocentrism is under the biologists wanting authority to fire in other departments like Guermo execution was handled. This is not friendly fire folks. It is survival of the fittest and Evocentrists want opposition removed by their "natural selection"

coadie, CARM 38 Comments [6/8/2008 12:50:29 AM]
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Quote# 40584

[So, a talking snake, a man living in a whale's stomach for three days, a virgin pregnancy and a man walking on water, don't contradict logic?]

So, a talking parrot, three hundred people flying through the sky in a big tin can called a 747, a human being growing inside another person, men walking on the moon, don’t contradict logic? Of course they do, if you are small-minded. However, science and technology have exploded the word. It has a completely different meaning than it had one hundred years ago.

Ray Comfort, The Soap Box 62 Comments [6/7/2008 5:54:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

Quote# 40551

I once went to a psychiatrist once and demanded she find a way to stop the demons from chasing me....I was desperate. She went into this "Oh, you had such a rough childhood... Your brain is allowing you bits of information it knows your ready to handle bla bla bla. I'm going to give you this...(Med) in which I said....Meds don't take them away...I want to know WHAT DOES?!?!?! Little did I know....CHRIST does!!!! YAY

TrueHope, Christian Forums 52 Comments [6/7/2008 5:38:24 PM]
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Quote# 40548

Well i went around my school today asking question to my fellow students what their religion was(i don't think being christian is a religion its a relationship)and ton of people said they were christian!But they don't fit to be like one!They cuss in every sentence,they steal(one stole 500 hundred dollars and said they did'nt),they disrespect others,they fight and do not get along with anyone,they lie,they bring Bb guns and shoot people with it!They say God created everything and they also say evolution is correct and we came from nothing.......It truely disappoints me.....they say their christian and go to chruch but they continue to do these things!I saw one of them put a symbol of satan and I went and asked this "so called christian" what that sign was he said he doesn't know!As we all know its a mark of satan and wickedness.......they even say they read the bible and obey all the rules but seconds later you see the, breaking them.I wonder if they think their saved.....did any of you guys ever run into these people?

Marc2x, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [6/7/2008 5:20:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm

Quote# 40549

A gay rights campaigner has rejected a Northern Ireland assembly member's call for homosexuals to seek psychiatric counselling.

David McCartney from the Rainbow Project was responding to comments from Iris Robinson, the DUP MP for Strangford and East Belfast MLA.

Mrs Robinson said with help, gay people could be "turned around".

Mr McCartney said there was "no body of evidence" to support this and asked to meet the MP.

Mrs Robinson made her comments on BBC Radio Ulster's Nolan Show on Friday.

"I have a very lovely psychiatrist who works with me in my offices and his Christian background is that he tries to help homosexuals - trying to turn away from what they are engaged in," she said.

"I'm happy to put any homosexual in touch with this gentleman and I have met people who have turned around and become heterosexuals."

Iris Robinson MP/MLA, BBC News Northern Ireland 44 Comments [6/7/2008 5:17:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

Quote# 40557

The supremacy of Christianity over all other faiths is not based on arrogance. It is simply based on facts. If your house were to catch on fire, what do you think would be superior at extinguishing the flames--water or gasoline? They are both liquids, but one is obviously better qualified at the task of quenching the fire.

God has plainly said that Christianity is superior to all other faiths. There is no coming together for the sake of love and understanding. Many liberal churches try to use the fight against racial hatred as an excuse for forming alliances with other faiths. The Christians who resist the unity movement are called intolerant.

The only intolerance we need to worry about is God's abhorrence of sin. If people reject Jesus Christ's gift of salvation, they will simply end up eternally lost.

Unknown, rapture ready 52 Comments [6/7/2008 3:43:50 PM]
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Quote# 40566

You think I'm pulling these facts out of my rear? Anarchy and cannabalism were the MOST COMMON features of athiestic communities- so I'm not just choosing to see what I want to see, I'm just looking at the facts and giving them to you at face value. Take them or leave them.

emilytheartist, Deviantart 65 Comments [6/7/2008 1:47:30 PM]
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Quote# 40555

This guy is evil and if i were his neighbour i would have killed him because he brought more evil to earth than good things. I think darwin was and still is more dangerous man than the greatest dictators on earth like hitler, lenin and these bad guys because these guys followed the same fundamental idea lik darwin did: atheistic materialism -> A human and all life is seen as worthless beings created from selfforming matery which is intelligent. If this was so where comes colour from?

Akillituerk, YouTube 46 Comments [6/7/2008 10:24:24 AM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby

Quote# 40539

that's my stance also! i'm questioning (why bother) to go into student loan debt, spend time away from my toddler & family to get a degree when we could be raptured at any moment...? i can't get back the time that i spend on school work.

ImHis, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [6/7/2008 5:29:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Damen