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Quote# 40466

Evolution isn't logical. You have needs, did you ever evolve a single trait to solve one of these needs in your life? After billions of billons of years we have no evolutionary fossil record. When you die? you return to dust right? that's clear. the RIB is logical. DNA of man shows there is a fusion of a chromosonal pair, this could prove to be clear evidence that it is the "rib" God pulled from man and created woman. It certainly would explain the fusion.

Stebango, YouTube 30 Comments [6/5/2008 11:12:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Yahweh's Toaster
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Quote# 40487

My husband framed our marriage license when we recieved it in the mail, I was very touched because he did that. It is still in the same frame, and always will be. After I heard the news about legalized gay marriage, I just happened to look at my marriage license and my heart sank, it was as though it was stripped of it's value. Marriage is sacred and holy, instituted by God Himself, and the world is destroying it.

Sandra1701, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [6/5/2008 11:10:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 40455

Why is it that ALL of the clever drawings of our 'ancestors' are brown? Does this by any chance have anything at all to do with non-whites being less than human? Please explain your stance to my African brothers and sisters, then to the Aborigines in Australia, then to every single other non-European in the world. Please explain how your World view is different to Hitler's.
Now please read Acts 17:26 to see that God made from one man, every nation of mankind.

Brendon Schafer, Ray Comfort's Blog 38 Comments [6/5/2008 11:06:55 PM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 40446

[Concerning playing Wii fitness]

just wondering cause were getting one and i wasnt gonna do the yoga part. is it against god though if we need to do it to advance. confused

cieralovesantonio, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [6/5/2008 10:54:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 40443

when we was walking home today we spotted a sign on a phone pole saying FIGHT THE NEW WORLD ORDER!!!!!!! COME JOIN US JUNE 20 FROM NOON UNTIL FIVE AND LET YOUR STORY BE HEARD USE YOUR FIRST AMMENDMENT RIGHT! wow the days were living in. we think its a set up to pick off the christian. were gonna take a bus by there to see if its true or not but I dont have money for a bus ticket

cieralovesantonio, Rapture Ready 39 Comments [6/5/2008 10:53:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 40476

There might not be a physical persecution (yet) going on in North America, but there is a persecution of sorts. Christianity is being attacked.

- The Ten Commandments are being removed from court rooms
- Crosses are removed from public buildings
- Prayer is being removed from schools and government
- Words like 'Christmas' and holiday season is being replaced by words like 'winter's day' and so on

pipahh, Yahoo!Answers Religion&Spirituality board 55 Comments [6/5/2008 10:32:28 PM]
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Quote# 40416

“They were theists, which means that in the context of this thread, they are included in the category ‘religious murders’ as opposed to ‘atheist murders’.” – Synner

The Baron Response:

Speaking of “broadening definitions”…

I am aware that the Romans were pagans but I am simply curious as to how they are “theists”?

Once again, explain.

By way of concession, if you would like to include Islam in your category of “religious murders” then I welcome you in doing so.

Always glad to help, ya know!

But you may wish to check Zakath’s original post. He specifically mentions “Christians” (although the article he posted does not).

I have simply been defending Christians by posting the rather obvious barbarism of atheistic / non-Christian states as supported by facts.

The Baron, Hardcore Politics 20 Comments [6/5/2008 10:31:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Elli
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Quote# 40442

An Iranian court has sentenced a man to one year in prison after police arrested him last year for collecting signatures in a Tehran park in support of women's rights, his lawyer said Sunday.

Amir Yaghoub-Ali, a twenty-two year-old student, was found guilty on May 25 of endangering national security and spreading propaganda.

Yaghoub-Ali's signature campaign was in support of the larger One Million Signatures Campaign, protesting Iran's interpretation of Sharia law under which women must obtain a male guardian's permission to work or travel, are prohibited from serving as judges, and have their court testimony given only half the value of a man's.

Yaghoub-Ali's lawyers plan to appeal.

An Iranian court, Religious Watch 23 Comments [6/5/2008 10:31:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius
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Quote# 40450

About hell, I saw this on a response so I thought I'd share some thoughts on it. This is based on my understanding of Scripture....

No, it's not just the "incorporeal soul" that will be tormented. After we die, the souls of the wicked will go to a holding tank called "Hades," where they will suffer some form of spiritual torment. This torment is a foretaste of hell, but is not the same as the Lake of Fire in Revelation.

At the resurrection, God will raise both the wicked and the dead to life and will give them immortal bodies. Those who trusted Christ for salvation will spend eternity in Heaven with Him. However, those who rejected Christ will be raised and consigned to hell. They will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire in a physical, immortal body, which will be subject to eternal torture. That body will be burned, but it will not be consumed or destroyed, because it is immortal. Does that make sense?

Some theologians hold that the righteous will actually be able to see the wicked. I personally hope that God doesn't let me see this when I die, because I have had friends and loved ones who have gone to hell and I do not want to see them be punished. But if that's God's will, I'm sure I will have a full and complete understanding when I'm with Him in heaven, and I will understand both his mercy and his justice.

MessianicServant, FSTDT Comments 66 Comments [6/5/2008 10:31:23 PM]
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Quote# 40485

Someone said to me, "the good thing that came from the earthquake in China is that God took the children before they found Buddah!"

jar, Rapture Ready 64 Comments [6/5/2008 10:31:06 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 40468

Just a word of warning - I successfully discipled my family into understanding the times we're in...too well, perhaps.

My view is that the rapture will happen in the very near future. My 17 year old son had been a brilliant student in elementary and middle school, however, I convinced him of my rapture understanding. Suddenly, his grades plummeted. He lost all interest in doing his school work. Basically, his attitude is...why bother. I've been working for months to correct his understanding, but to no avail.

Daisy Lane, Rapture Ready 108 Comments [6/5/2008 9:17:50 PM]
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Submitted By: Eileen
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Quote# 40448

We live in the area too. My husband has worked at Disney (he does construction) and we know other christians who also worked there. All couldn't take it! There ARE many many gay/lesbians working there!

Disney's Gay Days has been going on for years now. This is not some new thing. All of Orlando celebrates as well! Orlando is decorated for Gay Days (which is already going on right now. It's not just one day!). There are rainbow flags flying throughout the streets! Orlando also has their GAY PARADE march with floats and all through Orlando!

As far as "touchy feely" goes, this is what gets me! Even when our kids were younger and we'd take them to Disney, there would always be gays there and they'd be VERY openly touchy feely. They are always that way!! IT TOTALLY ANGERS ME! Try explaining to a 4 year old why 2 men are kissing and touching each others bottoms right in front of your family of 4 small children as you're waiting in line to get on a ride.

Straight people are not touchy feely like that. Straight people are not congregating in public parks and public restrooms to commit disgusting acts either. There is a spirit that controls these people and I'm convinced of that.

DISNEY DISGUSTS ME and we haven't been there since Gay Days began. I'll NEVER go there again!

Walt maybe wouldn't approve of this stuff, but he did have some issues as well. He belonged to the Masonic lodge. And WHY does everything focus on witches, dragons, magic, fairies, voodoo, etc... dark mystical things which are sooo far from God's Holy Word.

So children can "develope a good imagination" I'm told. Which also goes totally against God's Word, which warns us to take complete control of our thoughts.

Glory, Rapture Ready 50 Comments [6/5/2008 9:17:43 PM]
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Quote# 40456

In his sermon, "The Final Dictator," [Pastor John] Hagee described the Antichrist as a seductive figure with "fierce features." He will be "a blasphemer and a homosexual," the pastor announced. Then, Hagee boomed, "There's a phrase in Scripture used solely to identify the Jewish people. It suggests that this man [the Antichrist] is at least going to be partially Jewish, as was Adolph Hitler, as was Karl Marx."

This "fierce" gay Jew, according to Hagee, would "slaughter one-third of the Earth's population" and "make Adolph Hitler look like a choirboy."

Pastor John Hagee, Huffington Post 39 Comments [6/5/2008 9:17:28 PM]
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Quote# 40480

Hell is not a laughing matter! Evolved Rationalist is going to burn with her closet Darwinist atheist liberal Created Rationalist, with all the scientists who are in hell because they used to think they were too smart for G-d!

Every knee shall bow, even scientific ones!

christislord12, Evolved and Rational 44 Comments [6/5/2008 6:41:34 PM]
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Quote# 40432

Anytime someone mention a word about your culture, you get offensive. You have no respect for any other culture but yours. I think you should conduct some research to find out how many 'born and raised' gays are there in Gambian, guarantee you will find the answer as, 0. All gays and lesbians are from other nation. The president believes Islamic law should rule Gambia, but because of his loving and kindness for the people, it is not. You don’t have to believe Gambian president cures HIV. I just came from there and I know just as all other witnesses, that his cure for HIV is legit. If you really want to find out the truth, I think you should go there instead of bickering about the shit. He is blessed with something scientists and doctors spend their entire life trying to discover and they could not. Pharmaceutical companies want to criminalize the president just to ensure that no one gets the cure for HIV/AIDS unless the discovery is from their laboratory. This is the honest truth.

zodiac, Advocate 31 Comments [6/5/2008 5:28:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Jud
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Quote# 40434

You have hit the nail on the head, my friend.

Essentially if someone tells you they are an Atheist, then what they are really telling you is that deep, deep down in their Soul they believe that they are God and you and everyone else are merely figments of their demented imagination.

The Atheists and Materialists are looking for a “Theory of Everything” They want to reduce the universe down to a math equation. The problem is that once they succeed they discover that math equation has been running in their subconscious mind and has been generating the universe all around them all along!

[Another Funny Fundie: It's funny how you will NOT accept God without proof, but you will accept other things without proof.]

Yeah, if you want to get them all riled up ask them about that nitwit Sagan and SETI. Ask them to give you some empirical evidence for intelligent extra-terrestrial aliens?

Or ask them why they believe that flipped coins ALWAYS land TAILS up.

They claim it is because there is no evidence the coin will land HEADs up, but that doesn’t make any sense to me???

The Serpent, Christian Forums 57 Comments [6/5/2008 5:25:36 PM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG
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Quote# 40438

[You can only explain the existence of Israel by supernatural means?]

Yup.

[Then you're either lacking an imagination, or expertise in the field of recent history - or probably both.]

Both.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 37 Comments [6/5/2008 2:56:26 PM]
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Quote# 40417

"...Now when Simon Peter heard that it was the Lord, he girt his fisher's coat unto him, (for he was naked,) and did cast himself into the sea." -John 21:7

I was reading the Bible the other day and a thought occurred to me as I read this Scripture. Peter didn't have a problem being naked around the other disciples; but he immediately went to put his clothes on when he saw Jesus. So much can be said about this situation. This is what happens when Christians wander away from the Lord--the clothes start coming off! This is why country singer, Faith Hill, who testifies of having grown up in a good Christian home, has already posed twice in Playboy magazine! Despite her claim of being spiritual, Faith Hill needs to see Jesus. Do you think Jesus would look at a Playboy magazine? Do you think Jesus, who condemned lust in Matthew 5:28, would approve of Faith Hill posing sensually in a dirty pornographic magazine? Of course NOT! It's just a fact, nudity and heathendom go together. When a lost sinner believes upon the Lord Jesus Christ to forgive his sins, a change takes place in that man's heart. As a believer grows in the Lord, and draws nearer to God, the clothes go back on! Peter didn't even have to think twice ... when he heard that the Lord was present, he put his clothes back on! What a needful lesson for Christians today.

I recall a related Scripture back in Genesis 3:7 ... "And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons." Adam and Eve were convicted about their nakedness. Biblically, nudity is a SIN.

[I don't think I want to be around when he finds out about Christian naturists...]

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-Savior.com 73 Comments [6/5/2008 1:16:19 PM]
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Quote# 40433

Homosexuals are narcissistic perverts, railling against God, afraid to be involved with members of the opposite sex, as God and Nature intended. I feel disdain for you, certainly not 'hate'. If you don't respect someone's chosen life style, it doesn't mean you 'hate' them. After all, it takes RESPECT to love or to hate.

Waileka, Advocate 37 Comments [6/5/2008 1:15:38 PM]
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Quote# 40423

[Obama Clinches Nomination]

And so it begins.

I can almost feel the Endtimes draw near.

[post #125]

autoexec, Little Green Footballs 51 Comments [6/5/2008 10:34:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 40444

[In response to 'Gay Day' at Disney World]

So, I guess if a group of well known terriorists decided to pick a date every year to have a bash party at Disney and wear their We hate America t-shirts and sport their latest terrioristic costumes that Disney would allow this because they needed to be treated fairly? C'mon

kelly, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [6/5/2008 10:19:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 40462

So a fossil that has characteristics of both salamanders and frogs is a transitional fossil? How do you know that it's not a specie unto itself? What we'd like to see is not an apparent one-shot fossil, but a sequence of transitional forms. Show me a pre-T. rex and some of the transistional forms between it and the final T. rex (or any other specie). The reality is that you don't see this, what you see is long periods of relative stability, interspersed with very short periods of sudden change. That's what the fossil record shows, not slow changes. Now, keep in mind that I'm an Old Earth Creationist, so I believe that this universe is billions of years old and that life did come about in an orderly fashion of development. I just believe that mathematical improbability of random evolution is so huge that there has to be a guiding intelligence behind this development.

faithful_servant, Hardcore Politics 39 Comments [6/5/2008 10:09:09 AM]
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Submitted By: Mark Cowell
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Quote# 40409

I agree with you, suzyqueue. No matter what, the gay lifestyle will never be accepted by the majority. Simply because, it is not normal and it is offensive. This is not, Just my opinion. This I know to the depths of my inner being, and that is never wrong. Keep this lifestyle off of the streets, and indoctrination of it out of the public school system, and not having a few court judges write laws, that counter the votes of the majority of voters, and I will not have a problem with it.

Guest 8690177, AskEarth 41 Comments [6/5/2008 7:04:26 AM]
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Quote# 40427

Search for a post in Origins Theology with my name, Lizzie. Evolution is/was not. Did your teacher have an explanation for how intelligent thought came to be with evolution from fiery matter? I gave you the Creation, Lizzie. It is true. So much effort spent on trying to validate a false concept, such as evolution= what a waste. All the evolutionists/any of us can hope for is an understanding of the Order established by the Creator.

Senachwine, Christian Forums 21 Comments [6/5/2008 7:00:54 AM]
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Quote# 40484

(Fundie's attempt at sarcasm)

Yeah it's sorta like that standard BABBLE about all live things came from dead things and that all of something came from nothing.

And oh yeah, all of us came from idiot apes who left no trace of their civilizations anywhere in the world. They show it to us in cartoons and a big tooth they picked up along the equator and tell us it's true. Just have an imagination. That is true science - don't you stupid creationist dolts know anything?

Just remember - you person who believes in God. You are inferior and have no FREEDOM to think otherwise.

bdn2004, J-Walk Blog 32 Comments [6/5/2008 7:00:29 AM]
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