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Quote# 40345

It took me years to figure this out: Why is the penis like the snake and its seed lunar white and alkaline which are all feminine attributes while the female vulva is volcanic, red and acidic which are masculine attributes?

Sex is the unification of the male and female by intimate climatic energy reversal.

This is the mystical connection principle Carl Jung called synchronicity which is of course the true explanation of evolution:

willyhoops, RichardDawkins.net 86 Comments [6/4/2008 1:07:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Tzelemel
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Quote# 40390

everist78 wrote:
i agree with fireheaven, the majority of scientists make up stuff or make themselves believe, that what they are saying is true and that it fits into what their ideas are.

although fireheaven you are wrong about how the dinosaurs died. it says so in the Bible, i believe with Peter, that "there were great beasts in the land" which could refer to dino's. i mean think about it loch ness monster, take a look at a photo of it or a detailed rendition of it; doesn't it look like a dinosaur. i mean i do agree that the oxygen and nitrogen levels went down after The Great Flood but that just made it so they did not live as long or grow as fast either. i mean humans have even suffered from it as well, if you lived in a oxygen and nitrogen content chamber that was suffienct to the pre-flood world even for a few months and it had the same electromagnetic field as the pre-flood you would be healthier. humans lived much longer and were so much bigger than what we are now.

EVOLUTION DOES NOT EXIST!

Everist78, Live Science - comments 39 Comments [6/4/2008 1:06:18 PM]
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Submitted By: dinkadoo
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Quote# 40386

Yeah I use to think the hoopla over the Beatles was overblown and attributable to the 60's frame of mind. But when you look in-depth at Lennon, actually all of them, they really were a huge part of the downfall of society. Lennon was a complete and total self-absorbed creep and really did believe and intentionally made that statement of "we're more popular than Jesus". McCartney, although slightly less controversial has never demonstrated any concern for a greater cause (considering his influence and wealth), other than vegetarianism, the benefits of pot, and his own glorification. The Larry King interview he and Ringo did was the epitome of ego and justification of the smoke and mirror agenda they took part in.

logosone, RaptureReady 30 Comments [6/4/2008 1:04:39 PM]
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Quote# 40359

No evidence at all? What about people who know things before u said it to them, for example there are people who knows when people will die , what diseases they have and things like that. It is true they will say things which are 100% true and not only about those things. they say they hear it true voices and things like that and I agree it sounds funny but they just CANT know so much without getting information from something. Scientist dont have any clue about this and also really cant research it. if u just dont believe this ur ignorant cause these people do exist and things they say are true so yeah little wall here dont ya think.

Einstein, hawkings name it they are theist deep inside (they admitted it themselfs) and common sense dont tell us all of this earth and everything around it came here just from "nothing". What is nothing? u cant tell cause u dont know same thing goes for imagining another color besides the existing ones. What is outside of space cause we know space expands to every direction with 1 million kilometers /hour.

[Given a rational response about how parapsychology, cold reading, etc. are BS]

Nice explanation, giving links "how can somone be that gullible" for believing everything u read as facts. Its just common sense if u actually speak to people who have that gift ur way of thinking will be changed. but u didnt so u give me some links which doesnt prove anything.

unknownorigin, GotFrag 30 Comments [6/4/2008 1:03:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Qubit
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Quote# 40360

Actually there is alot of proof for a higher being, atheistic ways of thinking are becoming smaller and smaller by the day.

And hawkings did said in his book that he is a little theistic btw.

"Religion without science is blind, science without religion is lame" - Einstein.


And is "there is no need for a God" an argument for not believing in anything? Dont think so, live life like u should , meet a great girl and u will feel god's power.

MICHAEL_MYERS, GotFrag 29 Comments [6/4/2008 1:03:13 PM]
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Submitted By: Qubit
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Quote# 40373

[Secularism and morals are not mutually exclusive. You know, the whole "atheists can be moral people too" thing.]


This is a discussion for another thread, but those atheists are fooling themselves.

Llewdor, Nationstates Forum 21 Comments [6/4/2008 12:19:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Witty Name Here
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Quote# 40383

Isnt it amazing how fast things are happening in these end times?
Earthquakes happening on a daily basis, events in the Middle East that seem to border on war, apostasy, more moral decay, gas prices higher than ever before. It makes me so excited that the Rapture is not so far away now!! Come Lord Jesus!!!!!!

ChristIsKing2008, RaptureReady 46 Comments [6/4/2008 12:17:56 PM]
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Quote# 40382

Bush's problem is that he is too respectful of the Constitution.

His predecessors have used Executive Orders to really mess things up. Taking coal deposits out of development and production, for example.

Bush could have, on day two, ordered drilling for oil and gas.

And reveresed the previous executive orders banning coal.

And ordered surplus military bases used for refinery locations.

And issued additional operating licenses for new nuclear electric generating facilities.

AND mandated that all railroads switch to electric power instead of using diesel power.

He could have done those things.

Instead he allowed the Liberal Democrats and Liberal Republicans to tie up the economy in bureaucratic knots.

One of the Ten Commandments forbids stealing and another of the Ten Commandments forbids coveting (envy). Bush allowed the Liberals to use legal manipulations to steal from the people and to get away with envy of people who are productive and produce the things that we all need for our daily existence.

Al Masetti, Catholic Answers Forums 37 Comments [6/4/2008 12:06:57 PM]
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Quote# 40398

Why not unleash a legion of angels on Iran, Egypt, Syria and North Korea and Russia? Or raining fire and brimstone wouldn't be bad either...those old time judgements really did the trick. They can't even find Sodom and Gomorrah.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [6/4/2008 12:06:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Wilhelm
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Quote# 40402

The non-believers who visit this blog, will present their evidence to refute Mr. Comfort by using many different reference materials.

What you are not understanding is this: Followers of Christ do not need reference materials. We don't need source documents, research papers or books. We have 1 book that settles it all. I am sure you have heard of it: The Bible.

Tinina Marie, Ray Comfort's Blog 44 Comments [6/4/2008 11:55:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaymes
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Quote# 40395

Now here is the problem. If there are intelligent beings on other planets, then they would have been affected by the fall of Adam because the whole creation was affected. So these beings would have to die because death was the penalty for sin. One day their planet will be destroyed by fire during God’s final judgment, but they cannot have salvation because that blessing is given only to humans.

Ken Ham, AIG 74 Comments [6/4/2008 11:08:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Warren
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Quote# 40391

Light from the farthest known star from earth would take about 477 million years to reach the earth. Contrary to what astronomers say, you are not looking 477 million years into the past. The Bible dates creation at around 4,000 B.C.. The Bible records the creation of all stars on the fourth day of creation. So at the oldest, you might be looking back into time a little over 6,000 years. The evolutionists and astronomers that don't know God can laugh at such a statement, but I am certainly in harmony with the eternal Word of God. God created all the stars with light already present at the earth. For the unbeliever such truth may sound preposterous, but it is the plain teaching of the Scriptures. God created the stars for mankind, to provide light in the night skies. This light was already present when God created man on the sixth day of creation. I believe the Holy Bible!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-is-savior 40 Comments [6/4/2008 9:27:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Larty
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Quote# 40338

(FUNDIE FIGHT!!!!)

A police community support officer ordered two Christian preachers to stop handing out gospel leaflets in a predominantly Muslim area of Birmingham.

The evangelists say they were threatened with arrest for committing a "hate crime" and were told they risked being beaten up if they returned. The incident will fuel fears that "no-go areas" for Christians are emerging in British towns and cities, as the Rt Rev Michael Nazir-Ali, the Bishop of Rochester, claimed in The Sunday Telegraph this year.

Arthur Cunningham, 48, and Joseph Abraham, 65, both full-time evangelical ministers, have launched legal action against West Midlands Police, claiming the officer infringed their right to profess their religion.

Abraham said: I couldn't believe this was happening in Britain. The Bishop of Rochester was criticised by the Church of England recently when he said there were no-go areas in Britain but he was right; there are certainly no-go areas for Christians who want to share the gospel.

Two unnamed American preachers and the locals in Birmingham, The Melon Farmers 49 Comments [6/4/2008 8:00:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius
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Quote# 40385

I hear ya Blessed! Funny ya mention Stephen King. I caught a little bit of one of the dozens of films that have been made from his writing's last night. No doubt he has single handedly spread more demonic based fear and unclean thoughts and themes than practically anyone in media. He ranks right up there with Ozzy and Manson, yet he somehow gets a reprieve because it's deemed 'literature'.

logosone, RaptureReady 53 Comments [6/4/2008 7:00:19 AM]
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Quote# 40336

Originally Posted by pladecalvo
How about killing 3,000 for dancing naked around Aaron's golden calf? Ex.32:27-28, 35.

RacerX
They were killed for disobeying a God that they had personally seen work miracles for them.

Originally Posted by pladecalvo
How about killing 40,000 for complaining? Num.16:49

RacerX
See above answer. Same reason.

Originally Posted by pladecalvo
How about killing 24,000 for being whores? Num.25:9,

RacerX
See above answer. Same reason.


Originally Posted by pladecalvo
How about 50,000 for looking into the ark of the Lord? 1 Sam.6:19

RacerX
I believe the 50,000 were Philistines after they had stolen the Ark. If so, need I say more? If I'm wrong then it was 50,000 Israelites and they knew better.


Originally Posted by pladecalvo
70,000+ from plague as punishment for David's census. 2 Sam.24:13, 1 Chr.21:7

RacerX
God only punishes the guilty. This was established in the Torah. The 70,000 participated in a census that they knew they were not supposed to partake in.


Originally Posted by pladecalvo
450 religious leaders killed in a prayer contest 1 Kg.18:22-40

RacerX
Not praying to God.


Originally Posted by pladecalvo
27,000 when God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers. 1 Kg.20:30

RacerX
These were Sryians...need I say more?


Originally Posted by pladecalvo
185,000 sleeping Assyrian soldiers killed by Biblegod. 2 Kg.19:35, 2 Chr.32:21, Is.37:36

RacerX
The Assryians were attacking Israel...need I say more?

RacerX, www.backpage.com 27 Comments [6/4/2008 6:57:46 AM]
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Quote# 40333

I love hurricanes in Florida, it's like surfing in Gods washing machine. And a great way to be filled with adrenalin and faith..........lots of faith!

11r, RaptureReady 36 Comments [6/4/2008 6:57:41 AM]
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Quote# 40337

[So long as it's between two consenting adults, it's nobody else's business.]

And similarly, it is not the consenting adults' business how other people choose to define their union.

Michael Ejercito, FundieWatch 31 Comments [6/4/2008 6:56:32 AM]
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Quote# 40331

First of all, most people on this forum are not my brothers. They are pagans, witches, atheists, and etc. When they spout anti Christ, demonic doctrines, with no scientific premise at all, it is not insulting to call it rubbish. It is truth. As for fellow Christians that chose to side with them, then they better learn to howl with the wolves as well as run with them. Cause I don't intend on allowing the pack to lie as they wish, whether or not that pack includes them.

dad, ChristianForums 22 Comments [6/4/2008 6:56:19 AM]
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Quote# 40381

I guess this is why people get caught up in Atheism. Since Atheism being completely derived from a fantasy worldview, then it makes it very hard to know what is actually true and what isn't.

Shawn, TP forum 42 Comments [6/4/2008 6:47:01 AM]
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Quote# 40323

I side with mercy and grace as far as my beliefs go. I used to listen to Art Bell becuase the strange and unusual makes for fun entertainment sometimes. however, let's be honest, as Christians, we are not to let our minds dwell on these things such as UFO's and "space aliens". Why? It's fun isn't it? No, not really. You see our minds are not that complex and when we open ourselves up to these thoughts, then our minds can cross over into the strong illusion that the Bible talks about.

Like I said, it's fun to some degree, to think about but let's not go there as members of the Christian Faith, we are above all the mirk and mire of this world

Chula, RaptureReady 16 Comments [6/4/2008 6:45:41 AM]
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Quote# 40425

Do evolutionists put lids on their fish bowls out of fear of their goldfish growing legs and crawling out?

Darwin Was Wrong, Yahoo Answers 65 Comments [6/4/2008 4:32:10 AM]
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Quote# 40392

[ At the end of a short "review" of The God Delusion ]

I ended reading the book in the main preface where Dawkins asks us to "Imagine" there was no religion. Okay, I did -- and shuddered. With no religion, the atheistic dictatorships of the twentieth century would have killed many more than the outrageous number which I have seen estimated around 100,000,000. With no religion, "might makes right". With no religion, slavery would still be around today.

It was at this point that I could not read further. Why should I waste my time?

Paul Schmidt, Amazon.com 56 Comments [6/4/2008 4:30:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Imroy
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Quote# 40324

I stay on top of stories pertaining to aliens and UFO's BECAUSE I believe that they are part of the delusion, not because I think that they are "fun". Truth be told, they scare me-there are too many people out there being caught up in the lies and the deceit. I prefer to stay informed so that I can come to these people well-informed....we are of course above the mirk and mirth of this world, but we need to know what others are being pulled into so that we can help them. Just one glance at Oprah's show tells us how very big this New Age movement is, and will, become. We need to be prepared.

And I know that Christ will keep me seperate from it all. He will keep me close to Him. If you are looking at the alien thing as fun and entertainment, that's one thing, but how can we help others when we're not aware of what we're walking into? It's the same as reseaching the faith of a Jehovah's Witness, or a Muslim's......there's always the dark possibilibty of being drawn in, but I trust in the Lord. He won't let me

Janae, RaptureReady 16 Comments [6/4/2008 3:56:42 AM]
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Quote# 40339

Why should we believe in evolution? After all it's just a theory and no one was there when it happened. Kind of like how they tried saying the dinosaurs all lived millions of years apart, and then wait they discovered they all lived together. And they decided the millions of years apart from where they were buried at in the layers of earth, so if they all lived together, there goes that idea. The earth is only about 6,000 years old, okay?

ThruThick&Thin, YahooAnswers 38 Comments [6/4/2008 3:20:58 AM]
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Quote# 40388

(Constitutional Amendment proposal)

"The United States is a Christian Nation. Congress shall make no law abridging the free exercise of all Christian religions, nor make law giving preference of one Christian denomination over another Christian denomination, nor giving preference of one Christian sect over another Christian sect. This amendment replaces the religion clause of the first amendment and supersedes all treaties as relevant to this amendment."

unknown, www.christianamerica.net 61 Comments [6/4/2008 2:44:09 AM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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