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Quote# 40380

In addition, Darwin was a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. Do you want your kids to learn theorys by a raging HOMO? Fags want to insert there penises into other mens anuses. Is that what you want taught in public schools? Sounds like it to me. Have fun in hell.

C. David Parsons, Splendid Elles 92 Comments [6/4/2008 2:31:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Elles
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Quote# 40379

I would vote for death by firing squad, using people who aren't good shots, like me, and it would take a while for a fatal wound. That may sound on the harse side, but death by lethal injection is the easy way out. However, that being said, we also need to be praying for their salvation.

AnnOdom44, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [6/4/2008 2:30:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Adam
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Quote# 40343

Do some research on DNA. You'll see how wrong you are, and that even christians were closer to the truth than you are. DNA is discovered to be some sort of radio antenna which resonates with energy from all over the universe. We are created by the universe. Even our genes are shaped by the universe. The problem with science is people like you who refuse to accept that it's only incomplete theories and that the search of science is not finished yet. This stubborness is what holds science back.

bbblolol, YouTube Comments 47 Comments [6/4/2008 2:05:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
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Quote# 40330

(Alien thread):


I think the people that are really buying into the whole thing, and actually think these entities are from another planet will find what they are looking for.
Just like the occult if an unsaved person goes looking for it they will find it.

I had a second cousin who was somehow as a child taken from a relatives home and became possesed, I guess she had many problems through her young life and then when she was about 19 her mother killed her in what was called a murder suicide, that took place in the home of the family on the church grounds the father and husband was a baptist minister.

Whatever she became in that home that day her mother evidently had to kill , so yeah I believe these aliens are straight out of hell.

RebMel, RaptureReady 36 Comments [6/4/2008 1:33:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 40376

the law of Gravity in its normal state can be broken by simply throwing a ball up in the air

TheRationalTheist, Flat Earth Society 87 Comments [6/4/2008 1:27:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 40327

If you believe in evolution , why limit yourselves from mating just with humans only ?
If you really believe in evolution, why not breed with all animals, to keep the gene pool stimulated, If we believe in that, its time to take having sex with animals off the law books, if man is nothing but another animal, it could not be wrong to at least try to stimulate a new race of superiour animals. Mans not special, he is just another animal , who says he has the right to kill another animal, He is eating his long, long lost cousins. I think to kill any animal he should get at least a few years in jail. We have almost destroyed rasism with other people those that believe in evolution should have to pay fines and go to jail for killing or eating other brother animals. If you believe in evolution this is fair , stop eating your long lost cousins. (of course i don't belive this I believe God put His breath in us, that why we are unique), but for those that believe in evolution we need to change the laws and give BROTHER animals equal rights.

david f, Yahoo! Answers 61 Comments [6/3/2008 10:32:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
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Quote# 40320

I'd rather be a "fool" and be in fellowship with the Almighty, than to be "wise" and fall for the pleasant sounding, conscience-appeasing, gentle, diplomatic, tolerant and "enlightened" hogwash that Oprah said. God could send us all to eternal destruction and be called just! That He'd save any of us, even a sinner like me, is an astounding revelation of Grace and Love; will never fully comprehend it. BTW God doesn't care if we like it or if we approve of His ways. He is perfect; we aren't.

joealanb, Youtube: Oprah Denies Christ. 36 Comments [6/3/2008 9:43:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CLR3
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Quote# 40341

[This is a comment (the 11th one beneath the blog entry) in response to others deploring the illegal Christian proselytizing by U.S. soldiers to Muslims in Iraq.]

It sounds like ALL of you have a misunderstanding of what Christianity is. It's not a religion. It's the way we live. The first command is to love God. The second is to love others as we want others to love us. Then we're commanded to tell others about God's love and how He wants to have a relationship with us. Sometimes that love comes in the form of food or medicine. I many cases, you can just help a neighbor with something. Many times I don't say a word until someone asks, "why are you helping me?" Then I tell them. It seems to me you are all getting bent out of shape because men and women of the military are practicing their religious freedom -- something the United States of America was founded upon. We have the right to practice our faith, just like you have the right to speak openly against it. Interesting, though, our founding fathers would have bought the Bibles and sent preaches to help accomplish this mission.

InHisService, Dispatches from the Culture Wars 40 Comments [6/3/2008 9:42:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: David D.G.
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Quote# 40335

My brother got involved with a girl back in March last year. She got pregnant and now has his baby, my neice. She was living very poorly with her "best friend" in her mum's basement. March of this year they moved up here to be closer to my family and to my brother. Things fell apart from there on as my brother didn't prove himself very well and is now in jail for 6 months They are now living in a dumpy apartment with commercial like utilities, tile floor, and it's just unhealthy. To make matters worse, the mom's friend is pregnant with twins (most likely my brother's, argh), and she broke her neck. Both of them have seizures and many other health issues. The pregnant one is at high risk for losing the twins because of her epilepsy, her cancer, and stress.

I feel a drawing to help these girls in any way that I can. I feel like God wants me to help them. But here's what's stopping me. They are bi-sexual.

GWB404, http://christianforums.com 83 Comments [6/3/2008 9:40:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
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Quote# 40370

You people might also want evidence to make sure that you really love your parents, brothers or sisters.

Oh I forgot, most atheist probably doesn't believe that love exist as well.

bloodthirstyfrag, GotFrag 38 Comments [6/3/2008 9:37:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Qubit
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Quote# 40317

discrimination against women is one of the GOD's plays

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god controls us all.so our every movement is god's.so it is wise to say that discrimination against women is one of god's plays.nothing moves without him.he is the cause for us to exist.he is the cause for our rise and he is the cause for our downfall.

Sukanthan, iThink 39 Comments [6/3/2008 9:03:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Dysperdis
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Quote# 40347

The theory of evolution's greatest enemy is death. They hope to explain life, but I would like to hear them address the reason for death! Now where - outside of the bible, are they going to find evidence that any have lived beyond the 70 or so years we seem to have? And where in those 70 years has anyone seen this spontaneous eruption of some evolved attribute which we do not yet have? Except in butterflies that is... which always seem to come forth in a predictable manner.

Mograce2U, Bible Forums 60 Comments [6/3/2008 3:19:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Dr. Unk
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Quote# 40312

[Michael had been accused of denying homosexuals equal rights. His responce?]

They can marry one human of the opposite sex just like the rest of us.

Michael Ejercito, Fundie Watch 36 Comments [6/3/2008 3:17:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Christopher
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Quote# 40316

Governor of istanbul sued and won agaisnt Lambdaistanbul (homosexual organisation) due to immoral foundation regulation

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Hail our conqueror governor, saved us from becoming homosexuals

Dogan, iThink 34 Comments [6/3/2008 3:06:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Dysperdis
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Quote# 40334

Nor is is necessarily true, no-one has been able to prove anyone is actually gay.

Phinehas2, ChristianForums.com 61 Comments [6/3/2008 1:41:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 40322

I luv this forum...the only people who I can find that don't think my beliefs are crazy..

cbressler1976, RaptureReady 55 Comments [6/3/2008 1:40:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
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Quote# 40387

The Atheist Pledge of Allegiance:

First nothingness....then that magic day....then
(Dead lifeless chemicals) + (Energy of any sort) + (Eons of time) = LIFE. And the randomness became orderly. In Man We Trust. Amen.

If I thought that way, like you obviously do, then of course I would think that probabilities are high that life is on other planets.

I don't.

I do think God could put life on another planet, but just being honest, I think that it would very difficult to jive alien life and the God of Bible and the Christian faith.

bdn2004, J-Walk Blog: ET Life And Religion 57 Comments [6/3/2008 5:37:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 40319

The idea that everyone is created equal is a Judeo-Christian teaching. Yet it is the foundation for the “religious tolerance” movement that tries to tolerate all religions but Christianity. It will probably take a major crisis before people realize that “religious tolerance” is knocking the very legs out from under the table on which their belief system is based.

Robert Staddon, Staddon Family Blog 43 Comments [6/3/2008 5:31:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Seabhag
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Quote# 40369

Recently, a thought captivated my mind that proves that the theory of evolution is a big hoax. The thought is simple and yet profound ... why is there no recorded history before approximately 4,000 B.C.? The answer is obvious ... there was no history! Think about it!

David J. Stewart, Jesus-Is-Savior 74 Comments [6/3/2008 5:30:41 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: a basking shark
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Quote# 40297

[An article slamming Planned Parenthood.]

They don’t want to be known as the leading provider of abortions in the country. They want to be known as an organization that helps college women and gets them the contraception they need, but they don’t really want to advertise what they do best and that is killing babies.

Kristan Hawkins, Family News in Focus (Focus on the Family) 60 Comments [6/3/2008 2:54:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 40315

Edward: They can do whatever they want, and they do, just not in this blog, because I have control over the posts and who posts.

Besides, it's a matter of truth. God is not a flying speghetti monster, Christ is not a zombie, but atheists will go to hell if they don't change, and it is the greatest act of universal evil to use one's free will to reject God, and atheists really can't have any moral foundation without being hypocritical. I don't hate atheists at all. I hate athesim. And I can't help them if I tolerate atheism in any way. It's like drug rehab: you want to help the person, but you don't help them by telling them it's ok, in any way, to get loaded.

Also, atheism is going to destroy society if we don't stop it. We are seeing the devolution it causes even now.

Edward, Christian Cross Talk 51 Comments [6/2/2008 10:27:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Patrick
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Quote# 40309

Just wanted to post that I've watched the 4 part series [They Sold Their Souls for Rock and Roll], and am, in general, horrified. But also convicted...my mother told us all that stuff in the 80s when my brother was into all of it. She went through "Stairway to Heaven" line-by-line explaining the pagan/Satanic influences and innuendoes. She watched MTV with him (and my sis and me) and pointed out the symbology the bands used.

However, she never made him destroy his records. We talk now about why he abandoned our family, why he never talked about his salvation or love for Jesus. About how fascinated he was with magic, Stephen King and the occult. Now I know. I firmly believe that he's one of Satan's. I'll be praying for my brother to throw off the evil one. If some of you wouldn't mind, his name is Robert.

BlessedAssurance, RR 67 Comments [6/2/2008 9:19:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 40307

Frankly, we should have been preaching the Word from the moment we liberated the place. We came in the name of love and peace into Iraq, and the most loving thing that anyone did for me was to introduce me to Jesus.

So why are we surprised that the place is still full of hate and violence? The root of all the violence over there is their moon religion, Islam. That's a sure sign that this is a false religion - people fighting and killing over it.

We could have spread the word of Jesus and salvation and be halfway to getting that violence under control by now. Unlike the filthy muslims, we don't have to convert people at the point of a gun. I bet that coin already has that town talking and maybe even looking up stuff about Jesus. If only that brave Marine could have gotten back out there, he could have sealed the deal. Of course, our politically correct politicians would have fainted.

Freed From Sin, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [6/2/2008 8:58:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 40318

women who remarry after they were widowed are not faithful to their husband.they are just like a bunch of whores.
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if the women is faithful to her huband then why must she remarry and have another man in her heart.there cant be two men in a woman's heart.so if such thing happens to a woman then its called prostitution. other than that,divorce cases are happening like wildfire.divorces are minly because the wife cant tolerate towards her husband.life is full of toleration

[The vows are "until death do us part." By definition, death ends a marriage. Your opinion is logically flawed, since faithfulness presupposes a duty, and the duty to be faithful ends when the marriage ends. Death ends a marriage. Therefore, the duty to be faithful ends too.]

helena,you are such a bleedy whore like asshole.you think you know the rules of marriage.what you know is fucking.i think you think like a whore. i think you will agreed to share your husband with another woman.youre such a dirty mindes slug.god got to be sad to create a whore like in the midst of pious women.you grew up in the midst of whores? mind you words before voting me next time!!

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hey third world woman,you think i m afraid of the stupid comments of yours.FUCK OFF!!show your breasts elsewhere!you,daughter of a mangy dog,bleedy whore,brest feeder!ypur breasts are damn juicy that you can breastfeed every men in this world!!!

Sukanthan, iThink 88 Comments [6/2/2008 8:38:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Dysperdis
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Quote# 40302

(This whole thread is a gold mine of stupid.)

[Roptom: I posted a link to the study of homosexuality and not one of you have bothered to even look at it, because the bible says this, and the bible says that, take your head out of the bible for just one minute and look at the real world for once!]

Take your head out of the homosexual and look at the Bible for once.

Door, Theology Online 59 Comments [6/2/2008 8:32:22 PM]
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Submitted By: TwilightDF
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