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Quote# 40301

Option #1--accept and submit to HIM now..be raptured and escape the horrors of the Tribulation..

Option # 2-accept and submit to HIM during the Tribulation and then youll most likely get your head cut off, unless you die first from a major catastrophe

Option # 3- never accept or submit to HIM, be thrown in the Lake of Fire

JESUS is love and is so wonderful, for the life of me I dont understand the blindness over most peoples eyes....he created us and only wants to bless us and spend etenity with us in a new Paradise on earth....
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CHRISTinCheryl, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [6/2/2008 8:00:59 PM]
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Quote# 40299

What if he placed the coins around on the ground? Someone could find one, read the message, and think it was a sign from God. That way, the marine would not have been caught disobeying those pesky regulations. He could spread the message to the locals while appearing neutral to his superiors. I don't know...just an idea.

Neila, RaptureReady 37 Comments [6/2/2008 7:55:55 PM]
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Quote# 40311

Michael, you wrote, "Teachers and students should be allowed to pray together, why do you want a teacher leading the entire class in a prayer?" Answers include:

* it worked for hundreds of years
* it clears the minds and emotions for the learning to follow
* it instills respect at a time when it is needed
* it offers the opportunity to pray for a classmate in need
* the teacher and students want to do it, and it builds collegiality
* there is no legitimate reason to censor it (hatred of religion is not a legitimate reason)

Do I need to list more reasons?

[Some students may not be religious.]

So what? Often the entire class does welcome the prayer without any objection. And in the rare case there is someone who objects, surely you don't think one person can censor everyone else just by saying he doesn't like something.

Andrew Schlafly, Conservapedia 59 Comments [6/2/2008 7:45:13 PM]
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Quote# 40290

You are right, Homosexuality is a cancer to humanity and if it weren't for those insane horny gay sex addicts, we wouldn't have sexually transimtted disease epidemics.
Homosexuality is a cancer. A Good Homsexual = Dead Homosexual.

THEKEEZMEISTER, YouTube 43 Comments [6/2/2008 6:59:42 PM]
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Submitted By: An Insane Horny Gay Sex Addict
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Quote# 40310

Defending Kent Hovind after a previous poster claimed Kent was a liar:


liar??? what are you kidding me.. he debunks the ENTIRE evolution theory against not 1 but THREE Trained Educated Proffesors at the college who attending years of learning to be teachers of the science they study, i mean the one guy admits he couldnt even top Kents INTRO... please.. give it up people.. Kent is not only Right but he broke the barrier that evolution is trapped in and antirely Proved it wrong with the TRUTH.. Wake up!

musthavefaith, youtube 41 Comments [6/2/2008 6:43:26 PM]
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Submitted By: i smell bullshit
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Quote# 40306

Throughout Scripture we read that animals praise God. I don't know exactly how animals praise God, but our inability to understand it shouldn't keep us from believing it. [...]

Randy Alcorn, Eternal Perspective Ministries 33 Comments [6/2/2008 6:27:05 PM]
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Quote# 40289

[Religion should stay as far away from science as is humanly possible. And science should stay away from religion as well.]

And both of them should stay as far away from Darwinism as possible. I'd been away from this stuff for a week or so, I had forgotten what utter nonsense the whole thing is. I can understand why an atheist needs an alternate creation myth, but what on earth can motivate 'the church' to eat this excrement?

markoh, Harmony Central 27 Comments [6/2/2008 6:17:52 PM]
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Quote# 40308

[at Friendswood Jr High...as part of a yearlong study of respect, tolerance and culture... The guest speakers discussed Muslim culture, including topics such as food, religion, dress, beliefs and famous Muslims.]

I do not think that teaching anything about Islam or muslims is a good thing. I would certainly want to know if this was going on so I could pull my child out of the class that day. We are not rich but I would consider working overtime to pay for a lawsuit if anything like this happened at my daughter's school. And I have already stated educating my children about the evils of Islam so they will not be deceived. [...]

sherrimae, Raoture Ready 57 Comments [6/2/2008 3:57:18 PM]
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Quote# 40264

The problems with your statement are bolded. Its not really about what you think or feel, but what God thinks and has said in His Word. He has called homosexuality an abomination and therefore that is what it is. He also said all homosexuals will have a place in the Lake of Fire. Those are not wishy washy words. But words of holiness and truth from a Holy God. Man will do what is right in his own eyes. The Word of God says that in the last days man will call evil good and good evil. And so it goes. The Lord's Word will stand over anything man says. May God be true and every man a liar!

ScoobyDoo, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [6/2/2008 3:25:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Erik
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Quote# 40284

[discussion on Iranian scientists claiming the Holocaust was "exaggerated"]

I tend to agree with it being exagerated, but it did happen, and happened because worldwide jewry turned away from God.

"With all due respect to those dear people, my friend, God Almighty does not hear the prayer of a Jew."
-Reverend Bailey Smith

"They are the two groups in the world, children of God - those who have received Christ (John 1:12), and the children of the devil - those who reject Christ (John 8:44)."
-Frank G. Huling

TruBluBaptist, Fark 43 Comments [6/2/2008 2:29:26 PM]
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Submitted By: wombat
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Quote# 40287

the satanic bible wrote by anton lavie claims "Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him" therefore indirectly suports the evolution
so, the devil is pro evolution?? yeah, what does this make evolutionists? u got it SATANISTS
say what? 99.8% of scientists agree with evolution?
so..science = satanism???
yeah kinda, if u belive in evolution u belive in satans teachings, and ull burn in hell, ofc u can alwis return to the Saviour and be repended and redeemed God bless

mmm71077, YouTube Comments 59 Comments [6/2/2008 2:23:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Max
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Quote# 40279

[I agree. This wasn't done in the United States but in a foreign, muslim nation by a U.S. military person. There is a time and place to share the gospel, and this wasn't it.]

If he was led by the Lord to do so, then he was doing his TRUE duty.

lyngraphics, RaptureReady 27 Comments [6/2/2008 2:21:57 PM]
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Quote# 40300

We went to go see Obama when he came to our town. When I got in the car with my mom she blurted out "Do you realize we might have been in the same room as the false prophet or the beast?" It was sort of creepy. My friend sent my this a few days ago:

Remember--God is good, and is in time, on time--every time.

According to The Book of Revelations the anti-christ is:

The anti-christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, will destroy everything. Is it OBAMA??

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can! Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet...do it!

If you think I am crazy..Im sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the "unknown" candidate

~GirlyGalofGod~, CBH 84 Comments [6/2/2008 12:46:49 PM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 40294

Not all relationships between humans are equal.

Look at the laws governing various business relationships. Businesses can take many forms -sole proprietorship, general partnership, limited partnership, corporations, and other forms. Those relationships are treated different under the law. If you want to have the benefits of a limited partnership, become a limited partner. Want to own part a corporation? Buy a stock.

If you think it is unfair that a general partnership is treated differently from a limited partnership, which is treated differently than a corporation, remember that there is no fundamental human right to have one's general partnership be given the right and privileges of a corporation. And any general partner in a general partnerships who argues such a case in court would be laughed out of court.

Now, given the differences between men and women, how could a same-sex union be equal to an opposite-sex union? They can't .

Michael Ejercito, Fundie Watch 40 Comments [6/2/2008 7:35:12 AM]
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Quote# 40288

Well, I for one can prove, beyond reasonable doubt, that G-d exists...

First though, you can't question or discount someone's belief anymore than they can set it before you as concrete fact.

When I was growing up, I went to religious school at my synagogue every Sunday. One week the Rabbi took questions from the students. It just so happened that there was a thunderstorm outside that day at that moment.

Eventually he got a question that asked if G-d really existed (these question were all hand written and pre-submitted).

After he had read the question allowed... but before he could answer it, there was a bright flash of lightening, followed by a loud rumble of thunder. Let's put it this way... after that he did not bother answering the question.

Jedi-Master-Yoda, deviantART 63 Comments [6/2/2008 7:35:05 AM]
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Quote# 40298

A little off the topic, but did anyone see the article about an Indian Tribe that was discovered (apparently had never had contact with anyone outside the tribe). Maybe this was the last group of people that need to hear the Gospel. I'd like a mailing address please so we can get on with this!

RDY4HIM, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [6/2/2008 7:34:24 AM]
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Quote# 40263

A major criticism is that Intelligent Design is not falsifiable. However, Intelligent Design is falsifiable by demonstrating that its central claims are false.

The theory of intelligent design says that certain features of biology and the universe are best explained by intelligent activity.

Intelligent design says that these features can NOT be produced by unintelligent activity. All you have to do to falsify intelligent design is to demonstrate that these features CAN be produced by intelligent activity. Below is an example:

CLAIM: Currently, information processing systems are only known to be the product of intelligent activity.
FALSIFICATION: Demonstrate that unintelligent processes can produce information processing systems.

Don't confuse the point: The question is not whether intelligent design has been falsified, it is whether it can, in principle, be falsified at all.

QuadFather, Amazon.com: Intelligent Design Is Falsifiable 22 Comments [6/2/2008 7:06:46 AM]
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Quote# 40265

A certain clique of Darwinists seems intent on waging a religious war in the name of the Church of Darwin, fueled by the same kind of fear and paranoia that struck Christiandom in the 19th Century when blindsided by Darwins original "dangerous idea." Except this time around, it's the Darwinists who are ready to burn books and excommunicate scientists they disagree with.

"FM", Amazon.com 35 Comments [6/2/2008 7:05:51 AM]
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Submitted By: RFP15
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Quote# 40266

I have a question....I don't read anything, but the bible because I love God so much and I don't want to offend him....but I watching a movie...and I didn't realize it, but it ended up being about a family who knew the man who wrote the book of mormon...what is this book about? what does it say? I know that it IS NOT from God...in the bible, it says to add nothing and take nothing away from it, so I know that this is a false book....but I'm curious as to what it says...just like I was curious about the quoran...I don't and will never believe it, but I just wanted to know what is so different about it...did this man say that God gave him more to add to the bible? ...or did he rewrite the bible? I believe that the devil has angels...and these angels fooled him into thinking it was from God....the same with the quran...the devil will do anything to get people away from the bible...anyway, what do mormons believe...what is different about the book of mormon? thanks!

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I found a very good web site that stated what the difference is between the bible and the book of mormon...
The devil never gives up! It saddens my heart that so many people believe in this garbage... I pray that God will show them that the bible is the only truth!

cbressler1976, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [6/2/2008 6:16:43 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 40271

No I mentioned it. Since God made everything in the world around us, technically photography is stealing his artwork, so all photographers should just have their galleries deleted unless it was a photo of something man made.

shyshadow, Deviantart 57 Comments [6/2/2008 6:03:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Voice of logic
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Quote# 40267

Wouldn’t be nice to know if just one of those coins planted a seed that will grow to a muslim finding faith in Jesus. On the other hand, the angered residents who rejected the seed will have an eternity in hell to think about the missed opportunity.

BAGHDAD - The U.S. military confirmed May 29 that a Marine in Fallujah passed out coins with Gospel verses on them to Sunni Muslims, a military spokesman in the Iraqi city said. The man was immediately removed from duty and reassigned.

The coins angered residents who said they felt that the American troops, whom they consider occupiers, were also acting as Christian missionaries in a predominantly Muslim nation.

Daniel, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [6/2/2008 4:51:31 AM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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Quote# 40270

Like it or not, UFOs are going to be a part of newspaper headlines more and more in the years to come--possibly days to come. We will see more and more threads about these things on this board. We have had more articles on the subject this past week than what we have had during the past year. Some folks on Rapture Ready may not like the subject--but hey--it isn't going away. It is not ever going to go away. It is only going to get more and more and more intense.

...I have had family members and friends in the Air Force deal with this subject and have to treat it seriously. There have been serious mysterious manifestations that have concerned many of our pilots. Get out the tinfoil hats but it is a fact.

I prayed throughout my teenage years for God to show me the truth and I believe he has. These sightings are related to the last days and to the Great Delusion.

...What you are seeing are some of the darkest demonic forces to enter our dominion and it is no joke.

...Paul tells us to have an answer ready for our faith.

IMO, the answer isn't this is a joke. The answer is believe in Jesus Christ. He will give you eyes to see and ears to hear. The devil is about to release one of the greatest lies in history. Don't follow it. Don't follow dark angels.

Beautiful Feet, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [6/2/2008 4:51:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 40277

[TwilightDF (Ark from FSTDT, Controverse from CF): The way people are acting in this thread is grossly unChrist-like... We are allowed to have our own opinions, but to call someone "more than hateful" when they try to point out the hypocrisy in the way people act in this thread? You might as well call Christ a hateful being. He pointed out the hypocrisies in others, after all... I see hardly any love at all - I see only a vile hatred and intolerance of one another's honest opinions.]

[Roptom: Thank you for showing me that there are some true Christians that have not forgotten what Christ preached, Unfortunately from my own experience, there is not many Christians like you around! I really hope I'm wrong and that there is allot more than i think.]

You're not a Christian. You are a pervert. You are a godless Christ-hating pig.

Door, Theology Online 28 Comments [6/2/2008 4:47:57 AM]
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Submitted By: TwilightDF
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Quote# 40275

I don't give a crap about how much u understand science. There were so many things that happened to my family that you wouldn't understand. MY family have seen demons tormenting them. They seen things come then vanish. And so have I .If they saw demons then that is a spirit. My family has seen. All of them. And many miricles has happened because we prayed for god to help us. My dad should be dead right now because his cholesterol is so thick that you can see it when the nurses take his blood.

MellyBells, quibblo 50 Comments [6/2/2008 4:41:50 AM]
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Quote# 40255

[An article about how fundies are attempting to stall the decision of the California Supreme Court which declared a gay marriage ban unconstiutional. They send a form letter to all of the county clerks asking they not issue any marriage licenses to gay couples looking to marry.]

Randy Thomasson:
"We're encouraging the clerks to abide by the express will of the written California constitution and the man-woman marriage statutes, and to respect the democratic process which will be decided at the ballot box in November, by not issuing marriage licenses to anyone but a man and a woman,"

[snip]

Gary Kreep:
"We're asking that you please decline to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples unless and until the Legislature changes the marriage statutes, the people change the constitution, and/or all legal options have been exhausted,"

Randy Thomasson / Gary Kreep, World Net Daily 27 Comments [6/2/2008 1:33:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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