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Quote# 42456

[In response to a fellow Christian about the author of "The Golden Compass Phillip Pullman]

Shmam…How can you be a christain and support Pullman? He has stated publicly that he does not believe in God. What exactly do you owe him…a congratulations for promoting atheisim? A thank you for sending out a message that their is no God?
I am very confused by your post. If you thought the movies were good, thats cool. But to call yourself a Christain and then in the same breath say you look up to an atheist….well, I would ask your Pastor about that one.

SayWhat, /film 24 Comments [7/8/2008 9:54:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 42485

Yes, a woman does quite fine with two X's but we may consider that her own DNA has already been mutated by the Y chromosome of her father.

The father's Y chromosome contributes a part to a female even though she does not have a Y chromosome of her own.

The Y chromosome contributes a nearly invisible part, the life that is within the daughter female.

X being a body (shell/egg) type thing and Y being a living (sperm) type thing.

This saying, a female would not be "alive" if it were not for the Y influence in reproduction.

Body X and Soul Y
This has been known for thousands of years...

RexRed, Able2Know 59 Comments [7/8/2008 9:54:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Tzelemel
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Quote# 42426

I am not a scientist but I am a teacher (not in florida). I am a Christian and personally believe in intelligent design. However, I do not believe it is my place to force Christianity into the classroom either. I will live my life as a Christian and feel free to share my faith when necessary and unforcefully. Anyway, I don’t think anyone will get anywhere in this argument. First, even if there was a “Big Bang” where did the first big rock come from and what hit it? Even science can’t explain something coming from nothing. On the flip-side even Christians can’t explain when or how God began. All I know is that science can only explain so much and so does the bible. So, it’s faith in either God or Science. Faith that God did it or that science will discover it. I personally believe that science studies God’s creation including scientific laws. I also believe that there are some things in the Holy Bible that will better understood in the end. Even the gospels told of secrets that were not shared with the masses. Also, who can argue that evolution exists? That’s fact!!! The argument is creation v. just happening.
-tgilmer

tgilmer, Church of the FSM 45 Comments [7/8/2008 9:53:13 AM]
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Quote# 42477

No, I do not hate gays, and neither do most other Christians. In fact, we love gays, and we wouldn't speak out against homosexuality if we didn't. Because if we truly hated them, we wouldn't care what they did with their lives and wouldn't care if they were on a path leading to hell. See, we don't hate them, if we hated them we'd want to harm them, but we love them and want to help them. The same goes for any other type of sinner (drunkard, murderer, thief, etc.). We hate the sin, but we love the sinners.

Ininja2000, GameFAQs 34 Comments [7/8/2008 9:52:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 42483

Hello. I have a son who we named Ben. He is 10. Doctors diagnosed him with autism about 7 or so years ago.
Ben dosent talk. There have been peopel say they have heard him but i his mother only hear his voice box and little sounds coming forth not yet spoken words.Our church has prayed and is standing with us for his healing.
I am standing for Bens healing. I believe Jesus has already paid the price and that in the courts of heaven he is seen as HEALED. Jesus shed his blood long ago to heal this boy. Its already DONE. now th manifestation.
There is what seems like intervernce as i sense the enemy battling to keep Ben. I claim Ben for Jesus Christ. I believe and therefor i speak. BEN IS HEALED>
There are things that need prayed out. One that any intervence and confusion in his mind, prohibiting his understanding and learning be removed. That Ben will HEAR with clarity what is said to him and understand. There has been improvement in this area lately,
Also that Bens voice box wil lbe loosened and he will speak intelligent speech. In the past we have Ben suffered horrible fits. Prayer has gone out for Ben and he has being doing beautifully of late. We play christian music and even the spoken word in his room much of the time. Please pray as the Holy Spirit leads that all obstackles removed and Ben make the giant leap into speaking words. Also that his learning and understanding will acaclerate.... Please continue t to pray that peace and joy will acelarate inhis life to.
Standing for FULL Manifestaion of his healing. Jesus died to remove autism.... and set the captive free. Thats Ben!

Jewels, Ministering Deliverance 55 Comments [7/8/2008 5:06:48 AM]
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Quote# 42568

Fellow evolutionists I have something to tell you!!!...?
This morning I was taking a walk out side... than ALL OF THE SUDDEN A bunch of wood fell from the sky, and eventually, they fell exactly into the shape of a rocking chair!!! Then I sat down on it and was chillin for a while.. Cool huh?

pogi ako, Yahoo Answers 48 Comments [7/8/2008 5:06:04 AM]
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Quote# 42452

When I read your site I am sickened by your bitterness and unsensored hatred. All you damned atheist think you know it all don't you? Well I got news for you: you don't!

If you don't accept Jesus in your heart now/today/this minute you'll be facing eternal punishment. You know in your heart God and Jesus are real. We all feel it deep inside and cant deny it unless we tell a lie. That's right you're lying and sinning each time you say there isn't a God. I can't help wondering how good life would be in our wonderful country if you atheists didn't infultrate the government and take away the great Christian nation that our founding fathers gave us. You people have killed this country you know that! Do you think God let 9/11 happen because of all the good Christians? My friend, you and I both know deep down why 9/11 happened. Atheists and queers and witches are turning this whole country against God, and God tried to show you some of the things to come. 9/11 was a glimpse into the future. Think! It is so obvious! What is life like over there in Iraq and all those other countries over there? Terrible that's what it's like! Know why? Because they reject Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior! You KNOW this and I know you know it. We all know it but we can't say it because it isn't politically correct--one of the worst atheist liberal inventions ever. Politically correct.

What about God and morals and the Ten Commandments? Do you want to live a life like those lost souls in those other countries? Find Jesus, if you don't youll suffer and always regret it.

I don't even want to know how much you hate yourself and your life because you're an atheist. Life must be so pointless to you. I bet you amke your family miserible. That's another thing. I read your rant diary thing and I'll tell you what: that premature baby you got? I want you to know you did it. You almost killed your own baby because you reject the One True God! The sins of the father will fall unto his flower I tell you that much! How does that make you feel to know that because you hate God that you caused this tragedy in your family? If you still have a little spark of Jesus you should feel bad right now. If not it might be too late for you becaue the Devil has eaten your heart to peaces.

Anonymous coward, Inquisitive Atheists 53 Comments [7/8/2008 5:04:20 AM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 42481

Hi, I am new here. I came to this site because I am really worried about my 9 year old son. He has professed faith and was baptized at age 7, but for several months has been struggling with his faith. I know he is young, but I am convinced that he was sincere when he was saved and truly understood the gospel. I have also seen fruit in his life. He is now saying he wants to believe but "it seems hard to believe God is real." He is very upset about this because he says he does want to be close to Jesus and follow Him, yet he says "something is holding me back." He told me today he feels like his heart is now hardened to the Lord. He is really sad and concerned about this and is pretty tearful. He is our first born child and I read that Satan attacks the first born. Also my husband is not a professing Christian. I don't know much about deliverance and there is no deliverance ministry in my state. I have prayed for him, with him, renounced any evil or demons that may be surrounding him, our home, our family, etc and still he is saying that is hard to believe. How do I tell how much of this is spiritual attack and how much is just a little boy wrestling with his faith and growing? Can anyone tell me what else I should be doing? Thank you.

mamaof2, Ministering Deliverance 46 Comments [7/8/2008 5:04:10 AM]
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Quote# 42500

Monday, Jul 07, 2008 01:21 AM GMT+01:00
You can't cherry pick parts of the Bible. The Bible is the Law. The Bible states its wrong to be Homosexual and any church that accepts it as being acceptable, does not believe in the word of GOD.

Being Homosexual/Gay is not Natural, its Unnatural, it should not be broadcast on TV making our children think its OK to be that way as its NOT.

When GOD says go forth and mutliply, he means to have children, Homosexuals/Gays can't have children together, so its without any shadow of doubt its not Natural and should be removed from all TV, Newspapers etc.

Its against GOD's word, the Bible which Laws are made from and therefore, unlawful.

MD, AOL news 38 Comments [7/8/2008 5:03:57 AM]
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Submitted By: DW
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Quote# 42440

[In response to a 14 year old girl contemplating suicide and wondering if God cares about her:]

I have a couple of tough questions for you. First, what do you think you are being saved from? I ask that because your message to me appears to be saying that you think God is saving you from having a bad day. That is not what Salvation is all about. What we are saved from when we are saved is from the sentence of death imposed on us by a Holy God whom we have sinned against. Jesus died for our sins, so that we could live with God eternally. He did not die to take away our minor struggles here in this life.

I don't mean to belittle what you are going through, but you have to get your eyes focused on the right things. If you look at this life with eyes focused on being happy, you never will be. But if you look at this life with eternity in your eyes, you will realize that this life doesn't really mean anything, it is just a wisp of smoke which is soon blown away by the wind. What is important in this life is witnessing to others so that they too can live for eternity with God instead of spending eternity in hell.

Ralph, Behind the Badge 47 Comments [7/8/2008 5:01:25 AM]
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Quote# 42437

(About that "I Kissed a Girl" song)

I asked my 12 year old sister in law about this song after reading this thread and if she had heard it. She said yeah and that it was the number 1 song right now. She then proceeded to tell me that it was just about being gay and it was no big deal, that the singer is "just gay and likes girls instead." I nearly had a wreck (we were driving). I told her no, that being gay is wrong, and that just because it is so widely accepted it does not make it OK. She looked at me like I was weird and then said, oh, ok..
Wow.

Jen867, RR 42 Comments [7/8/2008 4:59:16 AM]
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Quote# 42471

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White Man Awake, Virgin Media 36 Comments [7/8/2008 4:58:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 42410

Question : Does any other christian find it soo hard to love these ATHEIST.. I know I am suppose to but they make me sick
how they think that they are so smart and really to deny Christ is the single most stupid thing that a person can do..that is not smart at all.. I have a college degree and am a school teacher I am not stupid.

Answer :Don't worry we will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell.

Preys Jesus, Yahoo Answers 43 Comments [7/8/2008 4:58:22 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 42491

[AV1611VET loses the battle against sarcasm]

"Ah. So the millions of dead bodies (skeletons, now) that we have found worldwide that all died of drowning at almost exactly the same time is proof of the flood!"

If this is so ---- I would say that's a fair conclusion.


"So that's where museums get all those bones they like to display."

Dunno --- museums are boring, and I don't go poking around in them.


"edit: Maybe the Egyptian mummified their dead because they knew that dried out bodies would float"

Is this post sarcastic?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 16 Comments [7/8/2008 4:58:08 AM]
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Submitted By: demodocos
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Quote# 42494

[Mr. Barber is back to slam gay marriage.]

With its recent 4-3 opinion - which arrogantly presumed to redefine the millennia-old definition of legitimate marriage - the California Supreme Court daftly divined that the framers of the California Constitution intended - all along, I guess - that Patrick Henry really had a constitutional right to "marry" Henry Patrick. In so doing, four black-robed Dr. Frankensteins have loosed that paradoxical abomination tagged same-sex "marriage" on the countryside.

"Abomination," you say? Isn't that a bit strong?

Nope. God used it.

Matt Barber, Concerned Women For America 23 Comments [7/8/2008 4:29:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 42490

United States public schools are beyond saving.
[...]
Every Christian family who has children in the public school system, and doesn't want them to be homosexual or Muslims, should remove their children immediately to homeschool.

denny272, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [7/8/2008 4:28:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 42527

you are forgetting that you believe that evolution created gravity (over time).

Ray Comfort, http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/ 79 Comments [7/8/2008 4:21:08 AM]
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Submitted By: andy
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Quote# 42476

[ Do you believe there is such a thing as good and evil?]

If you answered yes, you just admitted that you believe in God. Because if there is no God, there is no standard for good or evil. So if you're an atheist you cannot logically believe in the existence of good and evil.

Ininja2000, GameFAQs 37 Comments [7/8/2008 4:20:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Angus
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Quote# 42497

(Historical revisionism FTL)

Look, as I said before, we did that back during WW2. What's stopping us from doing it again? Tree-huggers like you.

In those compounds, no-one was harmed, they lived their lives normally as they could. It was just an interment camp, not a death-camp!

All the tree-huggers like you guys are why we look bad to the rest of the world. We're whimps now. We didn't take no slag back in WW1, WW2, Korea, Veitnam, and the Gulf War. (Sure we pulled out of Vientnam, but the Sounth Koreans won eventually.)

If I ran the world, there'd be only four rules: No rape, No murder, No racial discimination, and No theft. Everything else would be legal.

Omnios, The Allspark 48 Comments [7/8/2008 4:19:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden
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Quote# 42408

[From a debate on whether or not "bias in Wikipedia hampers reliability."]

"I think that bias does at times impair Wikipedia's reliability. Truth be told I think that the same thing is beginning to occur on Conservapedia."

[Understatement of the Millenium!]

Unknown, Conservapedia 39 Comments [7/8/2008 4:07:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Lithp
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Quote# 42564

Jiddah, Saudi Arabia (AHN) - A Saudi marriage officiant says that marriage to a girl as young as 1-year-old is allowable.

In a televised interview with Lebanon's LBC TV, Dr. Ahmad al Mu'bi said there were two aspects to marriage. One is the marriage contract, the other is the consummation of the marriage.

According to Mu'bi, there is no minimal age at which a person can enter a marriage contract, but the appropriate age to begin having intercourse with a young bride will "vary according to environment and traditions."

He said with the father of the bride as guardian, entering into marriage at any age "merely" indicates consent to take the girl as a wife, but it is up to the husband and father to decide when the girl is ready to consummate the marriage.

While Mu'bi said different Muslim countries have different ideas about what is proper age for either part of marriage, he said in in Saudi Arabia, "We consider the prophet Mohammed to be our model."

Mu'bi said Mohammed took his wife, A'isha, when she was six, but waited until she was niine to have sex with her.

Dr. Ahmad al Mu'bi, http://www.allheadlinenews.com 39 Comments [7/8/2008 3:20:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Dave
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Quote# 42508

My opinion of all of this is to take over Iraq and Iran, and make them states of the US. Then those people could be free and not be bogged down by religious ideals, they could see how free we are, and hopefully change their views, because (like it or not) they would be apart of the USA.

If they happen to resist, just declare martial law, and lock down the states untill they cooperate. If they still resist, kick their religious leaders rears and put them in jail.

The USA is the most free nation on Earth, and if those countries hate us, then they should just be destroyed, (or, at least their govenments)

Omnios, The Allspark 52 Comments [7/8/2008 3:17:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Stormwarden
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Quote# 42462

You can't seriously believe everything just kind of snapped together, had chemical reaction, produced life, and slowly worked it's way up over millions of years.

I believe in intelligent design. What's more, my Creator also became a man and died for your and my sins. All the proof you need is in the Bible. I don't care if you disagree, but those are my beliefs.

Why don't dogs who have their tails or ears clipped have babies with those features clipped already? What about the women in Africa who break their necks at birth and put a ring on for every year, why aren't their children automaticly born with broken necks and cracked collar bones? Can you anwser that?

How would the missing 'missing links' survive their transitions? How would mouse changing into a bat live if it couldn't run, yet couldn't fly with it's half-wings? If you can answer those questions easily, with proof, I'll be stunned.

8th Grader (On Evolution), www.fogu.com/hmforum 48 Comments [7/8/2008 2:28:49 AM]
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Quote# 42493

[We don't see bizarre interruptions of known laws of physics so we could probably assume that they have always been consistent within the life of our universe.]

That's reasonable enough if one does not take into account the scientific fact that there was a violent change in the earth's environment when new atmospheric conditions caused the first torrential downpour of rain in earth history which is embedded in human consciousness by the sign of the rainbow. Along with this torrential rain were volcanic eruptions and tectonic upheavals in the very foundations of the earth of such magnitude as to blacken the sky with their molten ash forever altering the rate of cosmic ray penetration and ushering in the one and only Ice Age which the world had ever witnessed.

Dispense with this modern scientific analysis of the conditions which must have once prevailed on earth in order to create such magnificent testimonies to it as are evident for all to see in the topography of our American Grand Canyon and the door is opened to atheistic acounts of universal evolution with all of the meaninglessness which it entails.

joe_christian, Liberty News Forum 26 Comments [7/8/2008 2:06:29 AM]
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Quote# 42382

The latest outcry against it has erupted in France, where a court has annulled a Muslim marriage because the bride misrepresented herself as a virgin. Feminists, the country's justice minister, and even the European Parliament are getting into the act. According to Tuesday's Wall Street Journal, doctors who restore hymens are being accused of "reinforcing a gender bias" and "misleading family members of patients."

One woman interviewed by the Times says her fiance's family is insisting that she go to Morocco so a doctor of their choosing can inspect her for proof of virginity.

William Saletan, Slate 23 Comments [7/8/2008 2:04:09 AM]
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