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Quote# 42479

The fact that the galaxies are moving away from every other galaxy, as if space itself is increasing, defies the BB theory. Nothing in science can explain it. Any theory about it is mere speculation.

NephilimFree, YouTube 41 Comments [7/8/2008 2:03:39 AM]
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Submitted By: randomcollision
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Quote# 42432

What is the difference between an atheist on his death bed, and an atheist in the prime of his life?



Well the atheist on his death bed gives us one less atheist to deal with and he or she can enjoy there eternity in the hell they say doesn't exist.The atheist in the prime of their life is no more fruitful then the death bed atheist so basically time because they both end up in the same place.Hell!

sjwest74, Yahoo Answers 32 Comments [7/8/2008 2:02:42 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 42422

Their evidence is asking stupid questions like "If God created the universe, then who or what created God"? (Evolutionists try to corner you into believing you must provide scientific evidence for God's existence.)

Answer: God is God. God is the Creator. If God needed someone or something to create Him, He would not be God. You don't need science to explain God.


[post #63]

mtg, Free Republic 33 Comments [7/8/2008 2:02:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 42468

While i was walking with my wife in town, i noticed a guy wearing a "i love Jesus" shirt. Deep within my heart i praised God, but after i approached him. I coulnt believe my ears. He was swearing and intentionally "pretending" to stir a fight with his friend. His volgar language was so discusting. I gave him a pitty look as i walked by him. He stopped for a little bit while he was looking at me, but as soon as we broke eye contact, he started swearing again.

Why would someone do that? If you dont love God and dont want any part of him, fine just live your life, but why intentionally try to make us christians look bad.
I am so discusted with this world.
I can't wait until our Lord will take us out of here.
We are definetly living in the last days.
Please come soon Lord.

Julian4jc, RaptureReady 34 Comments [7/8/2008 2:01:52 AM]
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Quote# 42423

No, they don't have to "learn" about other religions. They just have to learn about the one true religion and worship Him, and Him alone.

uptoolate, Free Republic 29 Comments [7/8/2008 2:01:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random
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Quote# 42394

There are two seemingly wonderful, non-denominational, biblically sound churches in my area. Problem is, the pastor of both churches have designated their wife co-pastor. I know this isn't biblical, but it's frustrating because it's hard to find conservative non-denominatioal churches around here. The wives are co-pastors, but I rarely see them leading the congregation during services that come on the local tv station. Would it be okay to test the two churches out or should I steer clear altogether?

faithandgrace, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [7/8/2008 1:44:21 AM]
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Quote# 42406

Texas couples seeking a divorce would be required to either wait two years or take a class designed to save their marriage, under legislation proposed by state Rep. Warren Chisum, a Republican. It currently takes 60 days to finalize a divorce in Texas.

Chisum, who has been married for 50 years, attempted to pass similar legislation in 2007, but it was defeated in committee.

Glenn Stanton, director of family studies at Focus on the Family, applauded Chisum for his perseverance.

“Unfortunately, divorce is far easier in this nation than it should be,” he said. “So, asking couples to think more carefully about their relationship, to reflect on the process of divorce, to reflect on the incredible fallout that will come from that — not just for the children, but for husbands and wives — is a very serious issue and worth considering.”

Last year, Chisum authored a law that waves the $60 marriage license fee for couples who take an 8-hour premarital class.

"We're going to attack it at both ends — marriage and divorce — in an effort to keep families together," Chisum told the Austin American-Statesman. "If this just saves one marriage, it'll be fine with me."

Warren Chisum, Citizenlink.org (Focus on the Family) 34 Comments [7/8/2008 12:39:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway
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Quote# 42351

THE TIME SEEMS NEAR.
I was a little boy when the Jews took control of Jerusalem. I heard many saying Jesus will return very soon. It has been about 40 years since then. I was all excited then and am now but we need to remember a day to God is as a thousand years and a thousand years is as one day. We need to be patient.

09-25-2007, 03:18 AM

[Please note the date of the post - to this poster, 59 years seem like about 40 or a mere split second in god time)

Timothy Long, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [7/8/2008 12:37:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 42362

I was disappointed.......I expected bells and whistles and bold letters saying "Life commence by...." I wanted to know how it began not what happened after.......Did we originate from a prebiotic puddle of goo or what????? Arguements for creationism that I've heard are simple and staightforward....yours are jargonistic, long winded and boring, you lack opening paragraphs that make people want to read on......maybe that's me and you should provide a link to a kiddy site??? This is the naughties, we want input in concise high speed form.

Wal, TalkOrigins 29 Comments [7/8/2008 12:22:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox
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Quote# 42344

I will be honest with you. It makes me angry to the point that I would take action and seek revenge on evil like a real life vigilante super hero or something. Sounds silly I know. But I am a fully trained and well experienced hand to hand combat instructor. I am also fully trained and competent in the use of more than a few weapons. Forming a picture? I received my training while active and we'll leave it at that. This said I am not kidding. My heart is just so hurt and angry at the disgusting lack of human compassion that exists in this world. And as such and from my completely broken heart I want to strike out with a forceful vengeance and start "putting things straight" one bad guy at a time. This is truly how I feel and is my initial reaction when I read of such horrible things as this teenager being beaten so brutally. Daily do I read of these things and with an increased intensity and frequency do these things happen. Like birth pangs. And, just as Jesus said they would. So then I also confess that If the Lord did not keep me my heart would have waxed cold long ago.

Anonymous, Mail to Rapture Ready 36 Comments [7/8/2008 12:16:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 42409

[In reference to a 'dinosaur shark' found in Japanese waters]
It is interesting that this “dinasour” in the fossel record believed by naive people to have been fossilized 50,000,000 years ago, and now it is the same creature found alive today. Why didn’t it evolve into something else? Because macro evolution is a lie.

Victor, Weird Asia News 21 Comments [7/8/2008 12:04:56 AM]
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Quote# 42411

[What do you think God's rationale for giving us a tailbone was? What's up with the appendix?

It's not just that some things are good and some are bad; it's more that there's so much that's irrelevant and unneeded.]

What if God is a practical joker and laughs at some of these things?

Self-Mutation, IIDB 33 Comments [7/7/2008 11:53:04 PM]
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Quote# 42428

The Bible is very clear on this matter.

The place for women is in the home acting as wife, mother and house keeper.

To think otherwise is heresy and will be punished!

Peter, Kent

Peter, Have Your Say, BBC News 38 Comments [7/7/2008 11:46:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 42438

[another poster posts about brainwaves in gey people being similar to those of straight people of the opposite sex]

Oh, here we ago, another laughable attempt to use peer-reviewed research to justify sin.

...

Second, left handed people are sinister, by definition. Check the etymology of the word.

Regarding any maladaptive impact of prayer on gays, just remember that negligible associated factors like depression, isolation, paralyzing inner conflict, and abiding, pervasive self-hatred are a small price to pay for an eternity with Christ.

Hammarub, Nationstates Forum 24 Comments [7/7/2008 11:45:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Acebrock
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Quote# 42374

[Playing in a dress-up contest on an online forum: SERIOUS BUSINESS!]

That's not even close to an angel. The Crown
resembles something to worship, and at the bible,
it says you can't have any other God's or things
to worship. And secondly, Angel's have been
represented most perfect creature's in the world,
but still you're wearing glasses. Your dress is
too revealing, and shoes are not even close to
something you should wear! Even the wings are
wrong, this is terrible. So, 1/10. If you're gonna
do something, do it right.

Fukuro Mimiko, Gaia Online's Avatar Arena 36 Comments [7/7/2008 10:01:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Fishcakes
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Quote# 42395

It says in 1 Timothy 2, "Let the women keep silent in the churches," and what it is talking about is the order of the church. In fact, 1 Timothy, is written to give order to the church. When the church comes together in its formal time, when a church comes together to break bread, when a church comes together to be taught the Word of God, it is not the woman’s place to stand up and take authority in the church, but when individual Christians sit together to share around the Word of God, that is a marvelous opportunity for women to participate. In fact, the Psalmist said, "A great host are the women who publish the good news." And, so, we encourage women to share their insights in the Word of God, to be a part of the fellowship of a Bible study, the discussion of a Bible study. That is a very important thing, but when it comes to the church and its worship and order, there is no place for a woman to take the authority to teach in the church. That is not her God-given role.

Sing4Him, RR 35 Comments [7/7/2008 9:41:34 PM]
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Quote# 42473

it was called the dark ages because the lite of scripture was being hidden from the common people leaving them in the dark.

Heartbrokenbrad, Flyleaffans.com 36 Comments [7/7/2008 9:40:54 PM]
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Quote# 42433

[after observing that science acknowledges that coral reefs are more than 6000 years old]

Now I am not a qualified YEC scientist, but even I can see that these ‘coral reefs’ are about as phony as can be. James Ussher accurately _ and biblically _ calculated the following dates:

[gives long, pointless list of dates]

This all sounds right to me. But the moonbat Australian government, which calls its birds ‘boobies’, is determined to destroy the faith of billions of Christians around the world with these ‘coral reefs’. When they are presented in the MSM or by some Darwinist college professor, we can easily see through their lives, but an innocent and brainwashed park ranger is much more convincing.

Ixion/Bob Corker, Calvinists 4 Conservatism 52 Comments [7/7/2008 9:09:21 PM]
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Quote# 42429

A high school girl who goes around in slutty clothes with a ring in her nose is clearly in an advanced stage of self-destruction. A pre-teen girl who exposes her midriff is in an early phase of self-destruction; she is just learning how to do wrong as the demons whisper sweet nothings into her young ear. These girls may have some notions that they will be more appealing to boys by immoral behavior and dress. The same goes for the young man who is bent on conquest of girls - he is in a state of self-destruction, mimicking satan himself, who desires the conquest of all souls.

John Gregory, Daily Catholic 36 Comments [7/7/2008 7:36:00 PM]
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Quote# 42431

On a cross-country flight some years ago, we hit severe turbulence. The gentleman in the seat next to me who had been insisting vehemently that he was an atheist shouted out loud, “God help us.”

Yes, even atheists pray because the image of God is implanted in us. Independent studies have showed that we yearn to know God. It’s the way we’re wired. So to be an atheist takes a stubborn refusal to acknowledge that which deep down we all know to be true.

I have, in fact, never met an atheist. When a person professes to be one, I ask him to offer me the proof that God does not exist. I’ve never had anyone successfully respond to that question. Most retreat and say they’re really agnostics. I then ask them if they have examined every religion exhaustively. Their answer is usually no. I explain they cannot be agnostics unless they are sure that God can’t be known.

There are no atheists. There are simply people whose pride overwhelms their innate knowledge.

Chuck Colson, On Faith 81 Comments [7/7/2008 5:36:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Arrogant Atheist
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Quote# 42417

[I]f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way) that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source. You don't want to have anything to do with any of that.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 55 Comments [7/7/2008 4:33:12 PM]
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Quote# 42350

"I shake my head over the way communities, counties, schools, and courts seem to think that they are the Congress of the United States. After all, the first amendment states that "CONGRESS" Shall make no law etc. A school promoting prayer, a community center allowing a Christian group to use its facilities, or a city allowing a Christian group to lease property is not Congress, and is not making a law respecting an establishment of religion."

Anonymous Commenter, OneNewsNow 34 Comments [7/7/2008 4:25:22 PM]
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Quote# 42349

[Referring to a pamphlet which lists all the reasons why the end of times is near and sells for #2, of course!]

WOWEE....amazing amount of info and the price says $2.00?? well if so, we can buy alot of them and send them all over the place and give to unsaved family members !!

CHRISTinCheryl, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [7/7/2008 4:22:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores
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Quote# 42401

And I will offer one more thing: You must not be old enough to remember when AIDS first was discovered in the US in 1980 and no one knew what it was. When researchers discovered it was in the homosexual population ONLY at its outset, the researchers concluded that their unsafe sexual practices had produced a mutant disorder that was not treatable, not curable, highly contagious, and ALWAYS fatal. Lynus, I personally call that detrimental. I don't know what you'd call it.

And before you go on with the Africa/experiment/monkey myth, before that myth hit the news - thanks to you guys in the media - who invent "news" instead of reporting the truth - before this myth hit, the knowledge that AIDS is caused from deviant sexual practices between men was known by the whole country. And hey, if me and my boyfriend started a disease that would ravage the world on the order of the Black Plague, I, too, would make up a myth about some African govt experiment with monkeys gone awry.

An incurable, untreatable, contagious, fatal disease? The words mommy and daddy illegal in public schools? I call this warped. And not one heterosexual is responsible for this situation.

Beedee, One News Now 32 Comments [7/7/2008 4:20:11 PM]
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Quote# 42367

[response to a thread about San Francisco's Gay Pride Parade]

I just can't wait for the Lord to take back His rainbow from these heathens.

josh1313, RR 36 Comments [7/7/2008 4:18:22 PM]
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Submitted By: KatAutumn
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