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Quote# 42330

[In response to the assertion that the Bible says nothing about gay marriage.]

Ok so now you are showing your own ignorance. Rather than looking for the word marriage, try finding the workd WIFE!! Hum.... I don't see those who aren't married walking around saying my wife did this my wife did that. No they say my Girlfriend or use other words to suggesting a significant other but not wife. So ya in turn, the bible does talk about marriage.

ms26, Salt Lake Tribune Opinion Board 20 Comments [7/6/2008 6:16:14 AM]
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Quote# 42363

[Commenting on a set date for the Rapture]

As I stated in another thread, we lose our credibility with unbelievers and new believers when we date set. Let's not end up looking like the goofy people a lot of unbelievers already think we are.

SummerSailing81, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [7/6/2008 6:11:13 AM]
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Quote# 42345

Bob, on rape:
"Violation of your "human dignity" causes hurt feelings, but does not cause serious harm like bank robbery or destruction of property."

[What's your evidence that "it involves a few minutes of discomfort" and that "no serious injury is done?" The psychological damage lasts a lifetime. It's not hard to discern this; all you have to do is speak to a rape victim.]

[Rape is much more than just "hurt feelings". It can also hurt the body physically. It also takes away a person's self-respect and dignity. It can also be considered destruction of property, since your body is your own and no one else has the right to force themselves on you.]

Note to "the watcher" and "I said":
Spectral evidence has been recognized as nonsense since the end of Witch Trials. If you can provide evidence for actual harm other than hysterical ranting please provide it

Bob, The World According to Bob 86 Comments [7/5/2008 7:58:10 PM]
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Quote# 42339

[On the possibility of a Canadian federal election. Morgenthaler was a crusader for abortion rights.]

Next elections I don't know who to vote for.
I have nobody to vote for.

The Conservatives allow Morgenthaler to get the Order of Canada and allow the Canadian Army to participate in the Toronto gay parade.

The Conservatives were the last hope for Canada, that's down the drain now.

The country is finished. Sodom and Gommorah in the great white north.

It takes a miracle and repentance to change things around.

Happy Camper, Christian Forums 38 Comments [7/5/2008 5:49:27 PM]
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Quote# 42340

Atheist immorality.

An atheist can't speak to sexual sins. That is not a natturailst concept. Swaggart had snipers threats, bomb threats and all manner of satanic attack. It was sexual sin that made his fall. Atheism says sex is for the most powerful males of a species.

Swaggart has repented of his sin. Have you????

coadie, CARM 47 Comments [7/5/2008 5:46:05 PM]
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Quote# 42312

[In response to the question "Why is God such a complete douchebag?"]

how dare u!!!!!! dont u ever talk like that! it is our punishment for being like this! God probably is doing that because people like u dont do the right thing! u r a bad influence to all people because alot more peope should start to believe in God. he is the reason we live! and u should worship him!!!! God isn't happy with people like u but u should know that He loves u! dont u ever talk like that! u just hurt the feelings of mostly everyone that lives on this earth!

Jamie L, Yahoo! Answers 67 Comments [7/5/2008 4:26:39 PM]
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Quote# 42285

[I love when christians say things like this!!]

I can only laugh at the whole scientology movemet. It's almost to sad to belive. Alien souls? Lord help them!

CJC, Flyleaffans.com 36 Comments [7/5/2008 4:26:12 PM]
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Quote# 42256

Regarding feces eating.Why can't Fred equate gays with flies?Flies mostly feast on feces

CHICKENHAWK, Gay marriages/relationships 42 Comments [7/5/2008 3:38:49 PM]
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Quote# 42305

TRTL writes

'Now observe that silent majority attempt to dictate their views as being the only moral one, never mind the immorality of forcing a woman to give birth against her will.'

Just happens that the vast majority of journalist and writers on this topic impose their pro choice views on anyone they can.

TRTL speaks of the 'immorality of forcing a woman to give birth against her will'

No mention of the immorality she has often committed and then tries to cover it up by murdering her a baby. On top of that the shame is suppose to be on the one who calls this wicked act of murder wrong. Unbelievable!
Posted by runner, Monday, 23 June 2008 12:41:18 PM

Runner, online opinion 20 Comments [7/5/2008 3:37:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher
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Quote# 42277

[The entire forum is a fundy treasure trove. I don't even know where to start mining quotes.]

Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:41 pm Post subject: Demonized parents and me; can't find legal rights

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Hi all,

I have been working with a minister attempting to cast my demons out by telephone for awhile. Finally strongholds are coming down and the Holy Spirit has revealed some things to me.

First, my father is/was demonized. I am certain of it. He acted crazy, never diagnosed, did a lot of self-mutilation drinking mixed with tranquilizers. Just tormented in general. He was badly abused as a child.

Mom has a history of fear of God and blasphemous thoughts coming from nowhere starting around age 8. Terrible anxiety & depression, started on tranqilizers at a young age (early teens). Irrational fears. Not abused as a child.

I started showing signs of demonization around age 3. Bizarre fears to the point of paranoia, anxiety and depression, driven into therapy at age 5.

I believe I picked up demons from trauma by seeing my father acting crazy from his demons.

The problems now is, I can't figure out what legal rights the demons had to my parents. Both sides of the family are Christian to the core; my great-grandfather (Mom's side) was a Presbyterian minister.

I am trying to dig out legal rights so I get rid of these things once and for good. The Holy Spirit revealed to me that I am bondage to the fear of not being able to care for myself (tangled with fear of Mom dying and fear of failure on the job- I haven't worked due to depression for over 6 years).

Can anyone enlighten me as to where legal rights may lie? My situation is so bad and the demons have been so strong my whole life that the minister working with me suspected Freemasonry in my ancestry but there is none. Is trauma and abuse enough of a legal right for a demon to come in?

Thanks & God bless.

tobeblessed321, Ministering Deliverance 80 Comments [7/5/2008 3:33:26 PM]
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Quote# 42276

Jessica,

I totally agree that testimonies MUST agree with scripture and that scripture trumps all else, however, I believe that you are mis-interpreting scripture.

Jessica, I am tormented daily by demons. I am going to see the guy on there who calls himself exorcist. It's embarrassing, but it's true. I don't like to tell people because I don't want them to think that I am a nut, but it's true. I totally can relate to the people on that site because I am going through the same hell. It's a constant 24 hour a day battle. They woken me up all night on numerous occasions, they torment me. They blow down my throat, talk to me while I sleep and wake me up, they give me horrifying dreams. They have done things to me that I couldn't possibly have inflicted on myself.

I believe that the scholars in whom you trust are giving you misinterpretations of many words in the original hebrew/greek. Try strong's. He is one of the most trusted names. I truly pity anyone who dies without Christ and has to be with these demons for all of eternity in hellfire. BTW I did a study on that recently as well.

More soon,

Scott

Scott, Faith 31 Comments [7/5/2008 3:32:11 PM]
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Quote# 42233

(In response to an article about Spain granting non-human apes special rights)

I'll stand on the Bible on this one. Now the Bible says go out and subdue the earth. Now that does not mean go out and kill and destory every thing in sight. Here is what it means in a nut shell. We that means Us yes Us were made caretakers of the earth managers so to speak. That means every one must take their part. So that their Childrens Children may have a healthy earth. And sorry but some wild life have to be killed. Not only for our good but theirs as well. Ours is, do You want to take the food out of the mouth of babes and lets face it the meat is a lot more healthy then what comes from the farm. Now how is it good for the wild life You may ask. Well there is this thing called over popualtion and that is where all kinds of heck happens like more kinds of disease then You or I can count or spell for that matter. And that could wipe out the whole popualtion and most likly spill over to humans. And lets face it You don't want Your $50,000 car runnig into them now do You. So lets all do are part. Oh and the Bible is full of all kinds of wisdom like that. Read it be it live it and You will be ready some day to look up pack up cause You will be going home.

papajoes1221, Slate 27 Comments [7/5/2008 3:30:46 PM]
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Quote# 42337

[Note: As a Christian I am appalled by all this. After boycotting McDonald's for their "gay agenda", what's next for the AFA? Boycotting companies that hire women and minorities?]

"QUIT calling them gay! They are not gay. It is a misuse of the word. The are not homosexuals either. They, according to GOD, are sodomites."

[Then...]

"Just as these people praise the peaceful protest of the civil rights movements through boycotts and marches they condemn Christians rights to do the same. They are the sons of Lucifer and are to be admonished."


[Later on...]

""No to McDonalds. No to diversity. No to political correctness." "

AFA, AFA calls for McDonald's boycott 51 Comments [7/5/2008 1:35:51 PM]
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Quote# 42315

actually (evolution) was darwins mean of destroying God because at seminnary he was a loser who got made fun of so he just got mad at God and didn't want to believe in him.

Heartbrokenbrad, FlyleafFans 54 Comments [7/5/2008 7:42:22 AM]
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Quote# 42288

Has anyone else noticed that the end times beliefs of the other religions are also very similar to Christianity, only they seem to be from the other side of things, ie Satan's point of view. I saw some stuff about what the followers of Mohammed believe and it sounds very much like what we believe, only slightly different so as to make them ripe for deception when the Antichrist comes on the scene.

My jaw dropped when I read that the "Mahdi," the so-called redeemer that the Mohammedians are waiting for, will supposedly stay on the Earth for 7 years before the "Yaum al-Qiyamah," or Day of the Resurrection. {doh! smiley}

Sounds very similar to what will REALLY happen, when the Tribulation will happen as the Antichrist deceives for 7 years before our Lord Jesus comes .back to begin the Millenium.

Rschmidt711, RR 34 Comments [7/5/2008 7:36:19 AM]
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Quote# 42290

This is a disgraceful day for Canada and the Country is bringing a curse on itself (Dt. 28: FF) in choosing a 'Barrabas" over the truth of God's ongoing creative word and love offered to each human by their free will choice. Canada is an immoral, depraved, materialistic, atheistic Nation of narcissistic and arrogant leaders who have no inkling of the God of Abraham, Issac, and Jacob, His power and His ability to slam shut the lying mouth, the haughty eye, the proud god they think they are.

Casper, Yahoo 46 Comments [7/5/2008 7:17:19 AM]
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Quote# 42323

There is a Gay Agenda to force GLBT sexuality on every Christian, anywhere they dare exist out in the open. That is not myth, paranoia or urban legend. It is a fact.

Polycarp_fan, Christian Forums 56 Comments [7/5/2008 7:08:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Kimby
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Quote# 42203

I mean, hell, every US president since we've had the bomb has been an avowed Christian of some denomination or other, and we never deployed nuclear weapons against the Soviets or the Chinese on the grounds that we'd be welcomed into Heaven by Jesus for opposing communism. Likewise, despite their atheistic disregard for life and human freedom, the Soviets never deployed their own nukes in their unstoppable quest for world domination

(emphasis mine)

[NS]San Blanco, NationStates forum 32 Comments [7/5/2008 6:50:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Acebrock
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Quote# 42293

gay marriage is wrong. it says so in the bible... and im a christian so i dont like it at alllll... if u disagree it on u. god made women 4 men and men 4 women... dont think that god doesnt love u he just dosent love gay marriage

[Religion has no place in politics. end of story.]

SEE I WAS GONNA STAY NICE WITH YALL BUT I C I GOTTA GET GHETTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL YALL NEED TO SHUT UP BECUZ NONE OF U KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT!!! DID I SAY THAT GOD DOESNT LOVE U????????????? NO I DID NOT!!! DONT PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH AND TRY TO CORRECT EM' CUZ I DIDNT SAY THAT... GET IT STRAIGHT. GOD LOVES U IT ALSO SAYS THAT IN THE BIBLE THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS WRONG TOo... DONT TALK ABOUT THE BIBLE AND GOD IF U DONT KNOW THE WHOLE TRUTH!!! ITS A SIN AND I KNOW IT AND U SHOULD NOT TOO. BUT WHATEVER!!! ( BACK TO PROFFESIONAL MODE) ok im done but u need to get ur facts straight before u cum at me with the bible cuz i know more about the bible than ur ignorant self can EVER know... p.s. forget polotics cuz GOD RULES THEM N U TOO. RELIGION BELONGS EVERYWHERE. GOD DOESNT HAVE A LIMIT. HES ALL MIGHTY AND POWERFUL AND ONE DAY ULL LEARN THAT. UNTIL THEN ILL PRAY 4 U. AAANNNDDD GOD IS NOT OF MY IMAGINATION HES REAL AND ONE DAY ULL BOW DOWN TO HIM WETHER U WANNA OR NOT

spongebob2293, Gay Marriage board on gURL.com 97 Comments [7/5/2008 6:05:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Brianna
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Quote# 42319

I am homeschooled and I dont beleave in evolution. I dont even know why people argue about it I mean people should just say ( wow what tard though of that) or (what tard would beleave that) lol.

vegenace, www.carm.org 92 Comments [7/5/2008 5:06:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola
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Quote# 42327

[On a thread discussing “The Case for Eternal Punishment”]

As my pastor has said on numerous occassions: "Everybody will bow the knee to Christ, whether willingly or by God breaking their legs to do so".

metroames, Rapture Ready 66 Comments [7/5/2008 3:40:42 AM]
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Quote# 42275

[On masturbation- is it a sin?]
For a religious person it can be seen as sinful because it can be extremely selfish, and thus condemning the soul. However this doesn't hurt someone in the process as long as it doesn't foster lust.And yes it is possible to relieve oneself without any sexual imagery. One would hope that thought the course of ones spiritual journey,if one so choses to continue this practice that it will become fruitful and deepen ones spiritually.However one must be diligent that one is not engaging for pleasure.

oh and what that means is whatever the cost to no sin against someone else you should do it.

And yes i do mean that we should start adjusting our attitudes so as to fall in love with the person and not with the body. Maybe one should relieve himself several times before going on that date. Fine someone that fits you spiritually rather then physically. Its rare that one makes the proper choice when blinded by there desire.

palakakau, Youtube 42 Comments [7/5/2008 3:39:18 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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Quote# 42389

The teasing is only a spec of pain compared to the fiery fires of Hell.

Jesusism, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [7/4/2008 8:42:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 42302

Pericles

Your select parts of history might ease the conscience of many who reject the Saviour's forgiveness but it makes little sense. Yes the Catholic church has been corrupt and done many horendeous things in the past in the name of God. Unfortunately they clearly ignored Christ and showed they had no real knowledge of Him. What many ignore is that more unborn babies have been murdered than the total number of all others killed in wars throughout history (as a direct result of secular thinking). Added to this the number killed by Marxism (at the heart of secular humanism) far outweigh the horrible crimes committed by Catholics and others calling themselves 'Christians'.
Posted by runner, Thursday, 26 June 2008 3:59:39 PM

Runner, online opinion 22 Comments [7/4/2008 7:45:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Christopher
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Quote# 42296

[On Wall-E]
From the first moment of the film, my kids were bombarded with leftist propaganda about the evils of mankind. It's a shame, too, because the robot had promise. The story was just awful, however. Nice to see that Disney and Pixar can make mega-millions off of telling us just how greedy, lazy, and destructive we all are. There's no hope for mankind. Hand over your wallet.

Shannen Coffin, National Review 37 Comments [7/4/2008 7:44:56 PM]
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