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Quote# 43899

[her response to a question posed to atheists from a christian about what we would do to solve the problem of evil]

EVIL is of DEVIL...EVIL!!...satan started all sin and evil doings.Atheists can't answer because they don't have any DIVINITY on their side, it don't exist. We Christians know EVIL comes from satan and always will. If it wasn't for satan, we wouldn't have had to live this miserable earth life we live, living with all the crimes that go on daily, murders, rapes, husbands killing pregnant wives and babies, perverts, just to name a few. They ain't going to go away, in fact, they are just going to get worse, until we DO get some DIVINE INTERVENTION..that is the ONLY thing that is going to 'fix' the evil in this world, but atheists can't see this because satan don't exist to them.

Vivian D, yahoo answers 8 Comments [7/31/2008 1:56:35 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 43874

"An Anderson (SC) man who had alleged his father attacked him with a baseball bat "to cast the demons of homosexuality out of him"


Wishful thinking. More fathers should have such courage and take moral responsibility.

bobx23456, Taking A Page from the Feminist Handbook 73 Comments [7/30/2008 11:15:20 PM]
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Quote# 43872

My experience with Atheists (which is very limited) is they are mislead to the word of the lord. They haven't been properly educated, therefore they have no faith. Usually their parents never took them to church, or never read them the Bible or did anything on the religous side with them, so they are confused.

RebeccaG, Topix 117 Comments [7/30/2008 11:11:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 43854

In response to another funie's question about why atheists answer christians' questions:

"Because it gives them joy to imagine there is no god so they can be their own god and answer to no one. It's a fantasy land that they enjoy because they feel as if there's no one to answer too. they convince themselves of this the best they can. If there is no god, you better be right that's all I know. EVERY knee shall bow and EVERY tongue confess, EVERY SINGLE ONE and I'll be sitting back watching them on that day, if I could i'd be like, ok so . . . is there still no such thing as god? as they sit in the judgement seat . that would rawk"

TinaLane, yahoo answers 50 Comments [7/30/2008 10:11:40 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle
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Quote# 43889

"We have atheists and Satanists getting the Bible's Ten Commandments removed from public property," said Mark Dice, spokesman for the group The Resistance, "yet the satanic Georgia Guidestones have stood for decades, and nobody seems to care. Well, we do."

[As a note, the monument is on private property]

Christians in Georgia, World Net Daily 42 Comments [7/30/2008 9:17:05 PM]
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Submitted By: LordJiro
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Quote# 43902

I never said God hated homosexuals. In fact, there is no such thing as homosexuals, just those who choose to commit homosexual or heterosexual acts. All are created to be heterosexuals, just that some choose to deviate from that for whatever reason. People are born awkward or nerds, not as "gays," and some mistake their differences as meaning they are supposed to commit this great evil. And other straight people accuse them falsely of being "gay" and say that because they like art, music, or are non-aggressive, that they must be sexual perverts who have unstoppable lust for members of the same sex. It is society who turns persons who were intented to be non-sexual into homosexuals. Orientation is not inborn nor are people to be considered a group or class. As long as you are choosing to commit homosexual acts, you are cutting yourself off from God. You can accept God's love at any time and show your gratitude for that by repenting.

As for the other poster, anyone who is caught in or admits to adultery, homosexuality, pedophilia, underage sex, or premarital sex deserves death. Yes, that would probably take out 60% of society, and the world would be much better for it. Of course, there would be no victims, since they know the risks of practicing any sex outside the bounds of a legal marriage between adult humans of the opposite sex. If you don't want to die, don't cheat. If you don't want to die, don't participate in oral or anal sex. If you don't want to die, don't mess with animals. If you don't want to die, don't eat like a friggin' hog. If you don't want to die, don't act on lusts, whether they be for members of the same sex, someone who is not yet an adult, or someone to whom you are not legally married.

Purple Gurl, Topix 81 Comments [7/30/2008 7:50:58 PM]
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Quote# 43856

im a christian and i believe in god but obviously they say"there is no proof"
ummm...the bible of course!
i guess those people that dont believe want to burn in hell for eternity!

jons babe, Yahoo Answers 62 Comments [7/30/2008 6:15:33 PM]
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Submitted By: gorgeoustxwoman
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Quote# 43855

This is truly a horrific deed and I don't mean this disrespectfully ... but, what does "Annie" have to do with our Lord Jesus and worshipping Him in His House? That just seems odd to me.

dpoolio, RaptureReady 43 Comments [7/30/2008 5:47:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Smith
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Quote# 43879

Homosexuals complain about christians putting the pressure on them, but the shoe is on the other foot now, with christians being thought as narrow-minded, and many of the political, media, and entertainment leaders supporting greater freedoms of sexual deviations. But have those involved in sexual liberation, considered that occult forces might be infiltrating, and taking captive of their souls?

A possible explanation for babies born with homosexual tendencies might be the sins of the parents, just as cocaine addiction or AIDS is sometimes transferred to the child. The sexual revolution may’ve seemed like fun without a price, but homosexuality, divorces, abortions, and other social traumas, may’ve been a result. “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.”

JohnL, Christian BBS 43 Comments [7/30/2008 3:47:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
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Quote# 43860

Woman seem to think they are only beautiful when they are undressed as they show their flesh off?

I find it funny. Woman are just our slaves and they will always be. God puts woman to slave them selfs to only one man their mate. Which by the way is suppose to be someone that loves her. The devil slaves her to all the world.

thegreatseeker, Yahoo Answers 69 Comments [7/30/2008 3:18:02 PM]
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Submitted By: Circle Takes The Square
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Quote# 43847

Originally Posted by fishersofmen View Post
Its funny how scientists think they KNOW everything, and they KNOW there is no God, and they KNOW the big bang theory is real, and they KNOW this and that, but they don't KNOW a simple thing about a planet that is part of our solar system and so important to this world.

I know! How many articles I have read from these "scientist" that have ended with "It can not be explained" or "I have no idea why that happened". <raising hand> I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME! It is GOD idiots!

JenGC, RaptureReady 48 Comments [7/30/2008 2:57:41 PM]
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Quote# 43858

It is. This was God's wrath. There are no homosexuals nor gay supporters who are true Christians and worship the God of the Bible. Every gay "Christian" worships a man-made god which is nothing like the Bible. Sure, gay people can go to Heaven, but they must repent. That means ask Christ to come into one's heart, admit that homosexuality is immoral, perversion, selfish, wrong, a sin, etc., and to allow the Holy Spirit to come in and destroy this sin from their life and be turned into either a heterosexual or a person who never has sex.

If you truly love God, you will put God first and be willing to give up anything for God, suffer anything, and take whatever consequences. Of course gayness feels good. All sins do, and the feel good factor is a test to see if you love God more or love the sin more. Gluttony, murder, disrespecting one's parents, drunkeness, drug use all feel good as well.

This being said, a true-Christian will speak against homosexuality, abortion, etc., at any cost, but will NEVER harm those who do these things nor encourage such harm.

Purple Girl, Topix 54 Comments [7/30/2008 8:47:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 43863

(about the right-wing terrorist who shot up the TN church)

The guy is a HERO. The first shot in the war on terror against the hateful liberal scumbags of this country. Bravo sir. BRAVO!

Let Moveon.org . DailyKos, MSNBC and the Huffington Post live in FEAR!

Bravo Zulu, Topix 81 Comments [7/30/2008 8:44:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 43846

The deaths are even sadder, because there is no hope they've gone to heaven since they are not believers.

Sister-N-Christ, RR (Ever heard of it?) 36 Comments [7/30/2008 8:38:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
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Quote# 43868

[Question on Yahoo Answers]

Can evolutionists answer this?

When and why did evolution decide to punish women for having multiple partners?

Within the last few years (I don't know exactly when) scientists found a link between a womans reproduction system and her immune system.

The first time she has intercourse, the DNA is imprinted. after this when a mans DNA is injected, it is checked against the imprint. If it is the same, everything is ok. If it is different, the imprint is removed and the knew DNA is imprinted. This can only happen 2 times. Even if the 3 DNA is the same as the first, it still is the 3rd imprint. After this the immune system will attack the next 3 mens DNA, even if one is from a previous man. then the immune system will step down a level. I do not know what that means exactly, but I do know it means the woman can get sick easier, and recovers slower.

This link serves no purpose if evolution is true, and would in fact hinder a womans ability to have babies from different fathers if anything happened to the first one.

Dinger, Yahoo Answers 88 Comments [7/30/2008 8:35:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola
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Quote# 43862

[Responding to the question of rather or not The Anti-Christ must be of European origin, eliminating Obama from the pool of candidates.]

I don't think the A/C has to be of European origin. I'm not sure of the verse, but I believe in the Bible it says that he will be of the people who destroyed the Temple. Most people think Roman, and assume European origin.

But if you think about it, the Roman army often drafted soldiers from the local populations. So if the legion that destroyed the temple was made of locals, they probably would have been Arabic racially, because local Jews would not have ransacked their own Temple. Am I correct in thinking that?

And it's interesting to consider that Barack Obama is about 40% Arabic on his father's side. I'm not saying that he is the A/C, but I think its a little hasty and even irresponsible to say that he is definitely not.

We should just trust in God, and wait and keep our eyes peeled.

Rschmidt711, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [7/30/2008 7:56:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Wise Child
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Quote# 43866

Does anyone know of any good hellfire-and-brimstone preachers in existance, who focus their attention on important things like Bible prophecy, spiritual warfare, and the coming Apocalypse? All the churches in my area, all they ever talk about is strengthening your family life (which makes up like 1% of the Bible) or whining about world poverty.

SilentKoala, The Resistance Manifesto 40 Comments [7/30/2008 7:22:33 AM]
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Quote# 43864

GUYSSS i didnt come from a monkey....you ever heard of....ADAM and ummm EVE? Helllllo they werent monkies , i believe our bodies can ADAPT to the envirement presented , such as , another ice age im pretty sure we would be pretty harry and a bad heat wave im pretty sure our bodies would do something but i dont think we actually evovle , i think our body can add more of or take less of in our genetics but not in evolution ^^

Baptised1, Christian Forums 62 Comments [7/30/2008 5:19:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Tracey
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Quote# 43840

Kingdom’s grand mufti condemns ‘malicious’ Turkish soap operas.

JEDDAH: The grand mufti of Saudi Arabia, Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh, has condemned Turkish soap operas, which have charmed millions of people across the Arab world, and prohibited people from watching them, Al-Watan daily reported yesterday.

“It is not permitted to look at these serials or watch them. They contain so much evil; they destroy people’s ethics and are against our values,” said the mufti during the closing ceremony of a forum, which took place in Riyadh on Friday. He added that these “malicious” Turkish soap operas corrupt individuals and spread vice in society.

Sheikh Abdul Aziz Al-Asheikh, Arab News 30 Comments [7/30/2008 5:17:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Nowonmai
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Quote# 43857

[Perspective much?]

"We must understand that spiritual devastation is a far greater evil than any kind of natural disaster. The whole world was in a state of shock over the great earthquake and accompanying tsunami that occurred in the Indian Ocean on December 26, 2004. The fires in California and the floods in the Midwest have left us all wondering what could happen next, and we fear even a financial tsunami. But even if the whole earth should quake and swallow up half of mankind, if most of the human race should die of famine or plague, or if a huge asteroid should strike the earth and leave the planet devoid of all life, it would not be as great a disaster as one mortal sin."

Fr. Louis Campbell, The Tribulation Times 39 Comments [7/30/2008 4:21:54 AM]
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Submitted By: MoqingBird
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Quote# 43844

Almost all of Britain’s social problems are caused by a loss of religion, the Chief Rabbi told Anglican bishops last night.

Societies without religion disintegrated and people succumbed to depression, stress, eating disorders and alcohol and drug abuse, Sir Jonathan Sacks told 650 bishops and their spouses in Canterbury.

Jonathan Sacks, Times Online 38 Comments [7/30/2008 4:20:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 43838

You are one of the most stupid people I know. A Christian lawyer works ethically, those that don't have Christian beliefs are willing to twist the truth to fit their needs.

Programmer, ChiefsPlanet 46 Comments [7/30/2008 4:19:37 AM]
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Submitted By: funky fresh salad
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Quote# 43831

Every one believes in God, whats the first thing people do when there life is in danger, out of there mouth comes "oh my God help me".

forehand27, youtube 63 Comments [7/30/2008 3:24:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Mr Brightside
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Quote# 43850

[Oh the irony]

I am married to a UU. They are very deceiving. I didn't really know what a UU was when I married my husband. He said he went to church, I asked if he believed in Jesus and he said yes.....later he told me that Jesus was a nice guy with some good moral stories. He doesn't believe in hell and he tells me CONSTANTLY how intolerant Christians are.....

10+ years of this garbage and I'm still sticking around trying to witness to him. I have just about given up-it gets worse all the time.

If I knew then what I know now, I would have run screaming in the other direction....

MyJesusILoveThee, RR 62 Comments [7/30/2008 3:24:21 AM]
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Submitted By: k4jun
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Quote# 43842

It's obvious evolution is a lie because you cannot get something from nothing and a spirit is always existing and can never be destroyed. Also, The Bible teaches things nobody in the past could have known without technology and God would have to exist in order for them to really know the earth hung upon nothing and was a sphere. Also, in Revelations it talks about how you have to have the mark to buy and sell. You need technology for that as well.

God is real and He loves everyone.

glittersanitarium, Youtube 37 Comments [7/30/2008 2:23:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Vael300
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