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Quote# 42219

The only time I really laugh (and even then, it's usually not but-gusting laughter) is when I'm with my Bible study group or at church, and that's probably because I am filled with the joy of the Lord in those instances.

On a side note, when I went to check the mail today, it was so bright outside that it hurt my eyes, and I had to squint just to see (and this was with the sun at my back). Just a couple of years ago when I was at college, I never wore sunglasses outside as I walked back and forth across campus and I was fine. But now...

Jennifleur, RaptureReady 37 Comments [7/3/2008 5:44:51 PM]
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Quote# 42271

[If someone says to you: "I am not a Christian." How do you feel.? Is that an insult?]

no I wont,but Im going laugh at him/her.. if your not a Christian then you are not human.

The Big Deal, Yahoo! Answers Religion&Spirituality board 53 Comments [7/3/2008 5:09:32 PM]
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Quote# 42230

Of course there are aliens under the earth, they're called demons and fallen angels. Some are in Tartarus right now (2 Peter 2:4, "For if God didn’t spare angels when they sinned, but cast them down to Tartarus..."). They sinned in Genesis 6 and spawned the Nephilim. They didn't come from other planets, but from another dimension and their master is satan. The whole "alien" thing is a myth thought up to deceive man. Don't believe the lie.

todd777, RR 34 Comments [7/3/2008 4:26:37 PM]
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Quote# 42225

That life is not what we see it as. You may be sitting alone in your room. Or so you thought. There are dozens of angels and demons beside you. There is a perpetual war between good and evil going on right in front of our faces. Yet, we are too absorbed in this world to see or realize it. When you walk you are moving through a sea of spirits. There is a whole other world within this world. Why are we searching for life on other planets when there is unseen life going on all around us. You may feel it, or you may not. I know I feel demons and angels around me. If you don't believe me, then watch this

Ghost Hunters are really legitimate. They try to debunk everything. Sometimes they find things undescribable though.
Season 4 episode 13 part 3/5

HarborOrange, CF 34 Comments [7/3/2008 3:56:15 PM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII
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Quote# 42227

How can atheists claim to know what is reality and what is delusional, is it I'm right your wrong logic?
are atheists the same people who would have called the Wright brothers crazy and delusional...because man can't fly...

fmko, Yahoo Answers 39 Comments [7/3/2008 3:22:50 PM]
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Quote# 42191

["I'm an Atheist. Why do you make my kids feel like they should hide who they are?
I've always wanted to ask this.

I have 3 great kids. My eldest daughter won 6 scholarships, primarily based in her volunteerism in the community. She hates alcohol and drugs as does her sister. Her teacher told me she "modeled compassion" for others. Her sister is very caring and her issue is displaced africans. She volunteers and literally gave every dime she has for "Invisible Children" which helps those less fortunate in Uganda. Little brother Jack is a philanthropist. For two years he volunteered helping an autistic boy, who was 4 years younger than him. Teaching him how to interact with others, etc.

And yet --- all of my children have come home in tears many times. Told they are going to hell. They acutally are very honest people but they have learned to lie about their most basic beliefs because "I don't believe in god" would kill them socially in a school.

Why is this? My kids are so great and...they shouldn't have to endure this. They wouldn't make your kids"]

The teasing is only a spec of pain compared to the fiery fires of Hell.

JesusismyLight, Yahoo! Answers 60 Comments [7/3/2008 3:22:36 PM]
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Quote# 42201

[Just WOW]
I am not sure the anti-christ is a person at all. Many have described it as a movement, which I agree with. In fact, I believe that darwinian evolution in the anti-christ.

It appears as though no other movement in history has led people away from God the way that darwin has. The acceptance that we were not created, and merely evolved is the most dangerous ideology man has ever known and has the power to bring forth our destruction.

sunnyinmansfield, Chillicothe Gazette - Across Ohio Message Board 32 Comments [7/3/2008 3:06:20 PM]
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Submitted By: HeathenAngel
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Quote# 42199

[Discussing women taking drugs to avoid the pain of childbirth.]

Don't worry. The pain you avoid here will be administered to you in hell, unless you repent and come to Christ as personal savior.

OlHenry, FSTDT Comments 55 Comments [7/3/2008 9:42:08 AM]
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Quote# 42216

[In answer to a question from a father whose daughter asked why babies die]

Babies and children die because they are sinners and God is a just God.

extranos, Grace Centered Christian Forum 75 Comments [7/3/2008 9:23:40 AM]
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Quote# 42215

[Rational person 1: Why does gay marriage bother you so much Subman?
Rational person 2: I second that question. Over here Gay MArriage is allowed for some time now and except for some rumblings in ultra conservative circles in Bavaria nobody really cares.]

Subman1: Because it is not about marriage at all. It is about forcing punishment on people that don't agree with it.

Why is it that when a Methodist retreat center recently refused to marry two lesbians that New Jersey punished them by removing their tax exempt status?

After marriage laws in Kalifornia, Catholic charities are now forced by the state to accept homo's as possible candidates for child adoption?

Are you seeing how this goes against peoples beliefs? This is forced by the state!

Subman1, subsim.com 47 Comments [7/3/2008 8:42:09 AM]
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Quote# 42193

[File under: Which one is it then?!]

Hi
I DO BELIEVE THE BIBLE LITERALLY
I believe however that it has been misinterpruted in many many ways.Google The real truth about hell and you will find many scriptures to support what I am saying

[Posted by SUSIE153 immediately afterward]

Actually I believe there is a lot of figurative speech in the bible, but what it says if properly discerned is absolute.
BUT there are many translation errors and that is for us to rightly divide the word of truth.

SUSIE153, Spiritual Space 24 Comments [7/3/2008 8:38:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Miri
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Quote# 42313

You bet Neaderthals were a separate species; they and other humanoid fossils were a product of genetic engineering amalgamation between apes and humans done by pre-flood scientists to provide slave laborers

kenrayd, Digg 66 Comments [7/3/2008 7:00:41 AM]
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Quote# 42187

[ in response to this - Wrong. Even if you culd disprove evolution, this does not mean creationism is true. (especially young earth creationism, which is refutted by logic alone) ]

[..]and by the way logic has everything to do with young earth creationism.please stop presenting these lies all over the web.I have ignored alot but you are going to mislead lots of people so I'm going to start calling you on it.

Heartbrokenbrad, Flyleaffans.com 32 Comments [7/3/2008 4:45:18 AM]
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Quote# 42167

Evolution is an attempt to make ,the people who believe it, feel better about themselves because they know that they are sinners. Basically they brainwash themselves in order to froget about the fact that without Jesus they will live eternity in hell. Simply this WHY? Why do you believe in evolution? Its basically something that NO proof is given, hence the word 'theory'. It's something that even Charels Darwin didn't even believe in...yeah the very person that made evolution doesn't even believe in it....people don't even know about evolution yet they believe it anyway and i'll ask again WHY? The Bible isn't a theory...it's fact. There is proof that The Bible is true and the Grand Caynon is one of the best facts...

Erik55, Bungie.net 45 Comments [7/3/2008 4:44:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 42171

so what if children are indoctrinated. that's like saying you are indoctrinating them into speaking English, or indoctrinating them into having British culture. these things they should have. they should not be indoctrinated into a amoralitic lie lie atheism.

J. L. Hinman, Atheist Watch blog 33 Comments [7/3/2008 4:43:21 AM]
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Quote# 42175

THANKS to the Orthodox Rabbis who ban filth & immoral sights

Chareidi schools have no violence whatsoever, unlike public schools whose children live in a world of filth and murder, etc. they view on TV and via other sources, violent incidences and immoral behaviors among students are daily occurrences.

Miriam, YNet News 18 Comments [7/3/2008 4:41:41 AM]
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Quote# 42195

If they find life on Mars I will say the same thing I say about life here on Earth.
God did it.

KingdomCome, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [7/3/2008 4:40:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Anti-Goth
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Quote# 42200

One Adam and Eve was not the only people on the earth in the beginning and you can see this in the Bible and the apple was not the fruit that they eat for the apple is not told in the Bible. And if you look you will see that God only made one man out of his image and the others with God on that 6th day made the other man out of their image and this is told in the Bible. The conflict of the Bible comes from the so called scientist and researchers for they tell us their story

[...]

And not is what is told in the Bible. Like the story of Adam and Eve they tell us that we are all from these two people but the Bible tells us that all race of man was made on the 6th day and even Cain got a wife in the land of Nod and he had kids before Adam and Eve got another son Seth. For even Seth got a wife and it was not his sister for only one man in the Bible married his sister and that was Abraham. So you see I have done research on the Bible for over 23 years.

[...]

And this is how I even found the real Noah's ark on Mt. Ararat. For you see I have found a barge shape locked in the rocks same as told by the eyewitness accounts and it is 14,563ft just above the gorge same as told by eyewitness and I have real photos of the ark and even got real photo from the satellite of the top of the Ark and there is rooms and a ladder and 3 levels and I found it by going on the Bible and not by scientist or researchers.

BBinvestigations, JohnLArmstrong's YouTube channel 29 Comments [7/3/2008 4:14:19 AM]
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Quote# 42185

Why are atheists so boring, hypocritical, and evil?
We already know they're Pagans because they worship science and nature (as proven by the fact that some of them capitalize these words) and that they have no morals because they don't believe in God. It's funny to see the large amounts of atheists who repent on their deathbeds: Darwin, Carlin, Huxley, Clarke, Sagan---- (just to name a few), they all repented.They found out the truth. You never hear of Christians repenting. Ever wonder why "born again atheism" isn't a term while "born again Christianity" is? It's because Christians know the truth, and atheists don't. Atheists take Bible verses completely out of context and use that as failed arguments against Christianity. This shows that they aren't as logical as they try to appear. Also, most atheists are evil dictators. Polpot, Stalin, Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il, Mao Tse Tung, they were all atheists. I don't even think they're human, they can't be. No human can be as hypocritical and boring as an atheist.

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They are also very boring. To see proof of this yourself, browse the R&S section for a day. Innocent questions concerning religion are answered by atheists with horrible humor and overdone sarcasm. Any answer that correctly answers the question but that even slightly asserts the fact that there is a God is immediately given 26 thumbs down, meanwhile the idiot atheist who answered the question with something along the lines of "Religion is nothing but fairy tales invented to brainwash and control the masses" gets over 9000 thumbs up.

Repent your sins, atheists. I prayed for you today.

go, Yahoo Answers 96 Comments [7/3/2008 1:06:31 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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Quote# 42182

"
No. There are evil urges and sound natural urges.

Fornication is an urge too. The VAST majority of muslims
control it cos THEY KNOW the CONSEQUENCES. Unfortunately the christians
are very complacent cos most are given to beleive that JC (pbuh) died for their sins ! Most don't get a thorough basic religious foundation and do not have 5 compulsory prayers every day to KEEP THEM on the right path like muslims do; this is our greatest mercy from Allah swt ; and it is for EVERYBODY who'll care to follow Islam.....its a religion for the whole of Mankind.


Repression of ppl by despots etc are urges too ; so is murder; the very few who are psycopaths are from very difficult, pervert family situations.
You wont get psychopathic murderers among the clergy .

Apart from some freak hermaphrodite cases, homo'sex'ty is a NURTURED
aberation something akin to , as a crude eg , say : Bad company>> try out hemp >> proceed to >>amphetamines>>heroine>> cocaine .
I chose the drug eg cos Homos & drugs addicts are from all classes of soceity; rich kids sometimes REBEL against their parents and will seek bad company. ppl are not born homos...they CHOOSE bad company.

Similarly aethists are NOT BORN as aetheists. They BECOME via parents or CHOOSE sometime in their lives to become Aetheists for whatever reason/s.

So what is your arguemnet now ?"

Oceanic, Ummah Forums 55 Comments [7/2/2008 11:55:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Skavau
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Quote# 42196

Only God Can Mke IceBerg's Melt Not global warming

GodsGirl234, CBH 58 Comments [7/2/2008 10:41:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Stique
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Quote# 42184

Someone asks: "Could he maintain his self-respect after doing so [raping a woman]?"

Mikee answers: Yes, he was in control rather then someone else (the woman), he probably holds himself in higher esteem now. If he raped a virgin girl then he has no cause for self-disrespect. He claimed the girl he wanted and now shall keep her forever... raping her every night as his wife (which is good: females were made for men, not men for women).

"Would he violate his religious/ moral principles by raping?"

If he follows the Bible, no, if he rapes a virgin girl that is not pleged to be married off to someone else.

Death To women's Rights.

Mikeeusa (aka testy or anonymous), Bob's Rape Apology Blog 95 Comments [7/2/2008 10:37:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Princess Rot
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Quote# 42174

I love how everyone here doesn't trust prayer. Pray damnit and see what things you get.

besides, if you don't pray, then you're a failure of a person.

YouAreWinnar66, GameFAQs 54 Comments [7/2/2008 10:34:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 42148

Well, unfortunately for me, my priest is a little too...how do I put it..."nice" to his congregation. He kind of preaches an "everyone will be saved" type of message, and I didn't realize this until recently. He has never mentioned the Rapture or hinted at it in any way, but when I asked him if he'd ever heard of the Rapture, his face darkened and he told me it was a bunch of foolish nonsense made up by people who want to scare people into believing in Christ...it concerned me and made me realize that I need to switch churches. I'm going off to college in the Fall, so hopefully the congregation there will be more receptive to End Times discussion.

Katia_0203, RaptureReady 54 Comments [7/2/2008 10:29:59 PM]
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Quote# 42162

The blatant blasphemy by non-believers on this board is clear evidence that satan exists. Their attitude towards God and His Church is nothing but evil – and then they claim to be good people.

FountainMan, BBC Religion 28 Comments [7/2/2008 10:28:35 PM]
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