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Quote# 45862

Every morning when that alarm goes off I wonder "why, why couldn't I have woken up in Heaven last night". I want to hear a trumpet not an alarm clock when I'm sleeping. I want out of here in the worst way. I drive by a cemetary everyday, and everyday I look over and think "it would be awesome to see the graves opening up right now". But nothing.

RadiantSON, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [8/25/2008 6:58:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Sir Michael L. Foley
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Quote# 45819

(Obama-Biden thread)

If they put their combined liberal policies together we will probably invite Hugo Chavez to head our Supreme Court and Captain IWannaBeADinnerJacket to run the Pentagon as Chairman of Joint Chief of Staff. Within 6 months I would expect voluntary retirements from the military would hit record levels followed by massive cuts in defense budget to fund global and interstellar weather remediation efforts

Caver, RaptureReady 28 Comments [8/25/2008 6:37:58 PM]
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Quote# 45822

you know that is one sure sign that a person is saved i think.... how many people, non believers, do you here not wanting to leave this place. They grip about some things they would liketo change, but they love the things they do here over all. undulging in the sins.

a true christias sprirt calls out to go home. It feels like a stranger in a strange land here. The sin that you use to enjoy are sickening to you now. Sure even saved we slip and sin still, hopefully not as bad as we use to, but the second we do them.... we feel the guilt.

we hate temptation.... we are not happy to sin, or like it... we want to be free from it. We are forgiven Praise God, but the temptation is still around, and of course just seeing other sin in some ways that they do makes us mad... murders, rapist.... hard to keep from screaming.

yes, wanting to go home, dreaming of home is a sure sign you are a child of God!

lendingheart, RaptureReady 28 Comments [8/25/2008 6:32:34 PM]
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Quote# 45835

Family tree charts are illustrations that show the supposed connections between species and their ancestors. Here are some questions to consider:

* Do these charts show transitions from one specie to another, or are there distinct gaps between kinds?
* If the connecting lines are erased, is evolution evident, or are we left with a picture of fully functional life forms?
* Are any "transitional" forms shown really "mosaic" forms?



Notice at the bottom that there are millions of missing links between the microscopic life forms and the thousands of fully formed creatures that appear suddenly without any ancestors!

See the same chart below with all of the imaginary connecting lines removed.



Now look at the same chart with all of the imaginary lines removed.
All you see are fully formed creatures with no transitional forms whatsoever.
The very thing that would prove Evolution (transitional forms) are conspicuously absent!
This is a picture of completely different species that could have lived at the same time.

Unknown, Missing universe Museum 56 Comments [8/25/2008 6:32:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Larty
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Quote# 45812

Here's where I get that if you have committed one sin, you have committed them all, God judges all sins equally, mk. This is easy to see since He is all Holy and sin against Him deserves eternal punishment, and since everything is His creation, any sin is also against Him, you with me so far? Now if God judges all sins the same, then murdering someone gets you the same punishment as adultery. This is logic, I understand it is hard for us humans to understand since we "rank" crimes, but to God, all sins are just that, sin. Plain and simple.

SpecterSparten, Youtube Commets 31 Comments [8/25/2008 6:31:26 PM]
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Submitted By: Malkavian Jeff
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Quote# 45828

[How did these Bible people live so long?]

Everyone lived a long life, because the Lord was supporting them. And the air was much more purer, and when Noah was on the Ark the water would of pushed up the air into space, and there would of been less air, etc.

I love Jesus Christ! Hallelujah!, Y! answers 24 Comments [8/25/2008 6:30:10 PM]
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Quote# 45804

Creation from the Word of The Most High has nothing to do with religion nor is he religious !

The fiery goo crawls out of it's petri dish shaking it's defiant fist at GOD just before it's darwinian demise.

Science boy Vs. Christ, I'm betting on Christ by tiring to follow some simple laws !

Science boy will not find the "breath of life" HE will find them !!

Pitofdoom, Digg 28 Comments [8/25/2008 6:29:47 PM]
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Submitted By: Headache
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Quote# 45808

wars are not started by religion-I am not muslim but do agree that christians should strike back-it is our duty to get everyone to become christian-piss on coming as liberators,come as conquers-been kicking that muslim ass for hundereds of years-atheist should be put in mental homes and if they attack religion,be jailed for hate speach

playsetman, Youtube 22 Comments [8/25/2008 6:29:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Ryan
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Quote# 45809

Gimme some facts on evolution BEING TRUE!?

Answer :
there are none

never will be any

but millions will still fall for satans lie

(1 thumbs up , 35 thumbs down ; still chosen as best answer . )

jesussaves, Yahoo Answers 22 Comments [8/25/2008 6:29:04 PM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Quote# 45807

So, basically, do you believe in evolution? If that's so, you are believing that two apes mated, came out with some hairless freak baby with a really large head, and magically, some other horny ape couple within a reasonable distance had an equally freakish child that by some miracle is of another gender. Those two children must have found each other and mated having at least two more children of multiple genders. Next, those two must mate and have surviving children without birth defects from in breeding, to continue the race. Which, I'll assume is human.........

Yea, evolution sounds REALLY possible. Not to mention the fact that this would have had to occur thousands of times, since, according to evolutionism, we started as single celled organisms. Yet, scientist have yet to find a non divine way for life to begin.

Guns Bovolt, BattleOn Forums 26 Comments [8/25/2008 6:28:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Jay-sus
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Quote# 45806

In regards to atheism and evolution, a majority of the most prominent and vocal defenders of the evolutionary position which employs methodological naturalism since World War II have been atheists. Creationist scientists assert that the theory of evolution is an inadequate explanation for the variety of life forms on earth.

Creation scientists tend to win the Creation-Evolution debates and many debates have been held since the 1970's, particularly in the United States.

Darwinian evolutionary theory, at least in the mind of John Q. Public, is the number one argument for atheism.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 27 Comments [8/25/2008 6:27:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Quote# 45846

Those muslims breed like the rats that they are.

Forced abortions would work.

In a perfect world , there would be no muslims.

zentropa, youtube 48 Comments [8/25/2008 5:21:35 PM]
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Quote# 45827

(How come some people can't see the overpopulation problem? When animals die off because their habitat is destroyed in producing more food for human animals, you know there is not a single country that is not overpopulated today.)

Just wait, the rapture will take place and those Christians who are ready will all leave. Then you can have more room.

Ann, Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [8/25/2008 5:16:37 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake
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Quote# 45821

as we were walking today i was tring to take where we were and upgrade it to heaven status. Asking my husband if he thought there would be stores in heaven, no money to buy, you just go in and get. These artist , it is there passion and they might want to sit for years and work with their hands, just for fun, and then leave the store door wide open when they left.... just let people come and look and take for free what they want.

I know this might sound silly to some, but really there are people that love to work. Even waitressing! I mean imagine you are in heaven where there is no sin, rudness, greed, theft, you just hang out and listen to people tell stories, enjoy their company.... i would be happy to work in a resturant for a while, where there was no rush, no need to "please the costomer" to keep your job, just to pay the rent.... you would be happy to serve otrhers, the mansion is paid for.... you are just there to hang out and have good food ....

lendingheart, RaptureReady 44 Comments [8/25/2008 4:47:39 PM]
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Quote# 45838

That's why I stopped subscribing to BH&G. I now subscribe to This Old House. No gay couples and better fix-it-up advice, plus it costs less to subscribe.

I will no longer be buying Christmas ornaments from Hallmark, either. If folks stopped buying Christmas ornaments from Hallmark, that would be a big hole in their bottom line. Now that the gay marriage cards are available, the next thing I can see is "Our First Christmas Together" ornaments with 2 guys or 2 gals. (barfing emoticon)

Diane 1611, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [8/25/2008 4:39:10 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: The Lazy One
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Quote# 45830

People who don't believe in God. Darwin or God?
I see that they are not only uneducated but mean messy people. The navel cord is attached to a person. Lets put 1+1 together how can you get something that evolved out of something that had to be attached to another person. Do you get it now. A navel cord could not had evolved it needs to be attached to something. So Darwin or God you smart people. Act your age out and not your history.

Hello, Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [8/25/2008 4:28:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Maxim
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Quote# 45801

[Our buddy's Tom's thoughts on what should be done about "evolutionists" {PDF}]

?? Labor camps. Their fellow believers were high on these.
But, my position would be that most of them have lived
their lives at, or near the public trough. So, after their own beliefs, their life should continue only as long as they can support themselves in the camps.

?? Require them to wear placards around their neck, or perhaps large medallions which prominently announce "Warning: Evolutionist! Mentally Incompetent - Potentially
Dangerous." I consider this option too dangerous.

?? Since evolutionists are liars and most do not really believe evolution we could employ truth serum or water-boarding to obtain confessions of evolution rejection. But, this should, at most, result in parole, because, like Muslims, evolutionist religion permits them to lie if there is any benefit to them.

?? An Evolutionist Colony in Antarctica could be a promising option. Of course inspections would be required to prevent too much progress. They might invent gunpowder.

?? A colony on Mars would prevent gunpowder from harming
anyone but their own kind, in the unlikely event they turned
out to be intelligent enough to invent it.

?? All options should include 24-hour sound system playing
Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris
reading Darwin's Origin of Species, or the preservation of
Favored Races by Means of Natural Selection. Of course
some will consider this cruel & unusual, especially since
they will undoubtedly have that treatment for eternity.

Tom Willis, CSA News 52 Comments [8/25/2008 4:19:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: Orlor
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Quote# 45829

[How did those Bible people live so long!]

First our records do not mentioned a race of people before Adam and Eve, even though Scripture tells us that Cain went to the Nodites in the land of Nod and took a wife. I wont go into this race, just that they lived long lives because of their life Plasm.

Adam and Eve had the Tree of life and it benefited them up to the time of their default. They to contained a life Plasm. This was Plasm pasted on the their children as with Cain and was in time admixed to where it is today. So for the most part there was life which had extended years as time unfolded.

bud85348, Y! answers 33 Comments [8/25/2008 4:14:40 PM]
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Quote# 45817

Nothing made her gay. She chose it. Just like alcohol does not make an alcoholic, it's the behavior/choices. This is true for any sin, it's a burden, it's part of the flesh. All of us have different burdens, no one is spared their own thorn. It is a cheap excuse to say any of your behaviors you choose to embrace are so hard wired you have no choice but to give in.

Continue to love her. Continue to a witness to her. If she decides to announce a gay marriage then that is just another opportunity for you to witness. She knows your beliefs and she would be asking you to be a hypocrite to support her mockery of a union the God you believe in set in place.

funmidder, Rapture Ready 31 Comments [8/25/2008 4:01:43 PM]
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Quote# 45811

Q: Evolutionists, how do you explain the decaying of the magnetic field?

Details: In the seventies creationist, Dr. Thomas Barnes, realized that the magnetic field has been measured to decay at 5% per century since 1835. archaeologists have also been able to prove that the magnetic field was 40 percent stronger in AD 1000 than today. At this rate, the magnetic field could not have been decaying for more than ten thousand years, or its strength would have been large enough to melt the earth. Now you may say that like the sun... the earths magnetic field must have reversed at some point but, if this did happen to earth it would only speed up the decaying process. However, there is no reason to believe the earth's magnetic field has reversed. It does happen to the sun every 11 years but the sun is a huge ball of hot, moving, gas unlike earth AND the energy of the sun is decreasing despite the reversal of the magnetic field. So how can you say that the earth is still many billion years old evolutionists?

seth, Yahoo! Answers 20 Comments [8/25/2008 3:54:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Bumble Bear
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Quote# 45800

[On a debate about evolution.]

i dont believe in evolution. i really think its useless, unsupported and silly, i dont have much else to say.

[Other post by him after someone asked him if he believes in creation.]

i do believe in creationism, i find nothing funny about it

Redneck Ninja, BattleOn Forums 19 Comments [8/25/2008 3:47:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Jay-sus
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Quote# 45859

[After another poster commented that they could not bring themselves to attend the future wedding of their niece and their niece's lesbian partner ...}

No, it's not fun having a family member upset with you or angry at you. But at least you know you're doing the right thing by not attending their wedding. When it comes down to it, what's more important? Your niece's feelings or the Word of God?

Jubilee on Earth, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [8/25/2008 2:25:10 PM]
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Quote# 45880

Look for extreme persecution of the ones who outed the girl. Right is wrong and wrong is right these days. The principal will probably lose his job.[dissapointed emotocon]

willow, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [8/25/2008 2:24:00 PM]
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Quote# 45824

(Xenosjeff's Catholic wife has left him because he refused to let the kids go to Catholic school. I shortened the story a bit.)

I then told her that I knew she had lied and that I was not going to allow the further indoctronation of our kids into the RCC. I then asked her why she had ignored my plea to work together on this. Silence. I got mad and told her that she was a coward and a liar and had selfishly gone outside of her place in trying to control what was my responsibility. She is so full of pride but still so intentionally ignorant about the simplicity of the gospel. So she slept on the couch , got up and left early, came back after I had left for work and took her clothes and mary statue. When I got home from work I found she had gone. She is at her parents (next door) and has the kids with her. She says that she is taking "one day at a time". Both kids are worried and sad.

It is my honest belief that I was wrong for getting mad and trying to "Lay down the law" but I told her nothing but the truth about what she had done. Her only way out since she has no biblical basis was to try and punish me with her leaving and taking the kids. She is on a false high power trip right now. She says the only way to make this go away is let her be catholic and let her teach the kids her faith.

I have her threats and punk behavior pointed right at my head. She has turned my life into a weapon to be used against me.

So, is this abandonment? Am I paying the price for speaking the truth to her?

Xenosjeff, RaptureReady 52 Comments [8/25/2008 1:49:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
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Quote# 45798

[Site is full of fail]
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As you can see in the chart above, the human population recently passed 6 billion. Population always follows a sharp curve like this because it is exponential rather than a straight line, fixed rate of increase.

If life began 3.5 billion years ago, the world would have been overpopulated millions of years ago!

The current world population at the present rate would take only a few thousand years to attain! In fact, the current population is consistent starting with 8 people (Noah and his family) about 4,500 years ago at the time of the Genesis Flood.

Even conservative rates cannot stretch the origin of life to billions of years ago.

This picture from space shows lights at night around the world and illustrates how crowded the planet is getting:

Ark Webs, Missing Universe Museum 38 Comments [8/25/2008 1:47:30 PM]
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